The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

The 2011/12 Premier League campaign saw Manchester City pip rivals United to the title on goal difference on the last day. You might remember how it ended. But do you remember it was Alan Pardew’s best season in management? Or Paul Scholes coming out of retirement mid-season? Or that Blackburn chicken ad?Plus Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov battle it out in the penultimate last 16 tie in the Inter Totally Cup.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Newcastle takeover and careers after football (02m 00s) • PART 2: Carl Anka v Sasha Goryunov in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (07m 00s)• PART 3: Zombie football: 2011/2012 Premier League review – part 1 (15m 00s)• PART 4: Zombie football: 2011/2012 Premier League review – part 2 (33m 00s)• PART 5: Carl Anka v Sasha Goryunov in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The panel travel back to 96/97 when Dortmund and Schalke did a European double. Dortmund’s only Champions League success powered by Sammer, Ricken and Paul Lambert.Duncan invites us into a wonderful world where Gazza scores against Germany at Euro 96. And Fergie’s plans go to pot.Jack Lang and Emma Saunders raise the bar in the Inter Totally Cup. And is Mike Ashley actually leaving Newcastle?RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Newcastle takeover and post-football careers (01m 00s) • PART 2: Emma Saunders v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (09m 00s)• PART 3: Any films worth watching? (16m 00s)• PART 4: 96/97 Champions League season review (23m 00s)• PART 5: 96/97 Champions League and UEFA Cup finals reviewed (44m 30s)• PART 6: Flip Reverse It – what if Gazza had scored against Germany? (55m 00s)• PART 7: Emma Saunders v Jack Lang in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (61m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roman Abramovich arrived in England but nobody could beat Arsenal in the Premier League in 03/04. Do they – or indeed Thierry Henry – get enough love?This is the year that the Premier League lost Leeds, while Cristiano Ronaldo began his Manchester United career with a few too many lollipops.Elsewhere, it’s France v Brazil as Julien Laurens takes on Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup. And Rory Smith fills us in on the potential impact of the pandemic on women’s football.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Rory Smith with the latest around Europe (03m 00s) • PART 2: Footballers acting in films (10m 00s)• PART 3: Julien Laurens v Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup – part 1 (14m 00s)• PART 4: Zombie football – 03/04 Premier League season review (22m 30s)• PART 5: Julien Laurens v Natalie Gedra in the Inter Totally Cup – part 2 (54m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We travel back in time to the 95/96 season of the Champions League which gives us a chance to rave about Raul. It was a disastrous campaign for Blackburn and a watershed moment for Juventus and Ajax.Flicks and Kicks returns with our review of A Shot At Glory, a film where Ally McCoist steals the show from Robert Duvall and Michael Keaton.Rafa Honigstein and Daniel Storey go head-to-head in a humdinger in the Inter Totally Cup.Plus there’s nicknames, ClubCall and the varying definitions of ‘doing a Ravanelli’RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Tribute to Raddy Antic (01m 00s) • PART 2: Rafael Honigstein v Daniel Storey in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 00s)• PART 3: Player nicknames (13m 00s)• PART 4: Zombie football – 95/96 Champions League season review (18m 30s)• PART 5: Flicks and Kicks – A Shot At Glory review (43m 30s)• PART 6: Rafael Honigstein v Daniel Storey in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (54m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today, the panel look back to 92-93, the very first Premier League campaign that saw Manchester United’s dominance commence and Clough’s last knockings at Nottingham Forest.We discuss Norwich as the original entertainers, Oldham as the original escapologists and the most influential team performance of the Premier League era.In the modern day, Liverpool, Tottenham and Newcastle are furloughing their non-playing staff. Does that make them morally repugnant?Plus Tom Williams and James Horncastle meet in one of the eye-catching ties of the Inter Totally Cup.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Furloughing football clubs (01m 00s) • PART 2: Tom Williams v James Horncastle in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 30s)• PART 3: Your questions – scuppered signings for silly reasons (14m 30s)• PART 4: 92-93 Premier League season review – part 1 (20m 30s)• PART 5: 92-93 Premier League season review – part 2 (37m 30s)• PART 6: Tom Williams v James Horncastle in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (47m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flicks and Kicks sees the team review United Passions – the FIFA-funded film about FIFA with Tim Roth starring as Saint Sepp Blatter.With Kane’s future up in the air, we flip reverse to a world where Birmingham were successful in buying Bale from Spurs.In the second match-up of our Totally quiz, Lynsey Hooper goes head to head with Pat Nevin for a place in the quarter-finals.Plus we discuss celebs at football, footballers in mundane places and caddying for Dean Saunders.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Good news stories, Premier League camp & Harry Kane’s future (01m 00s) • PART 2: Lynsey Hooper v Pat Nevin in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (08m 30s)• PART 3: Your questions – ironic names and footballer encounters (15m 00s)• PART 4: Flip Reverse It – if Bale had gone to Birmingham (26m 30s)• PART 5: Flicks and Kicks – United Passions review (33m 30s)• PART 6: Lynsey Hooper v Pat Nevin in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (45m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PSG had a team to drool over, Milan were permanent fixtures in the final. But 94/95 was arguably Louis Van Gaal’s finest season as a manager, leading his Ajax starlets to Champions League glory. Although Jari Litmanen was robbed of the Ballon D’Or.It’s the whole story of the campaign. From Gothenburg to Gary Walsh.In the modern day, there’s contract reshuffles at Barca, Bayern and Juve. And Benzema’s got beef with Olivier Giroud.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Headlines from around Europe and favourite commentaries (01m 00s) • PART 2a: 94/95 Champions League review part 1 (12m 00s)• PART 2b: 94/95 Champions League review part 2 (22m 00s) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 04/05 season saw Chelsea end Arsenal and United’s dominance of English football, plus the greatest relegation battle ever. Also big that season - David Prutton, Frank Burrows and David James up front.Rory Smith is back to hold our hand in this football-less world. And it’s round 1 of our Totally World Cup quiz. Duncan Alexander versus Alvaro Romeo.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Rory Smith on seasons being voided (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Duncan Alexander v Alvaro Romeo in the Totally World Cup – part 1 (14m 00s)• PART 2b: Your questions (15m 30s)• PART 3: Zombie football – 04/05 season review (24m 00s)• PART 4: Duncan Alexander v Alvaro Romeo in the Totally World Cup – part 2 (52m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we take on the film Escape To Victory, where football and POW camps collide. Starring Michael Caine, Sylvester Stallone, Pele, John Wark and that bloke from The Vicar of Dibley.Duncan Alexander constructs a reality where Roman Abramovich didn’t buy Chelsea – but Arsenal instead! Plus there’s George Weah’s new single, footballer’s weddings and a mouth-watering first round draw.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Weah’s worthy song & Hulk gets hitched (01m 00s) • PART 2: Solutions to finishing the season & the Totally Quiz draw (10m 30s)• PART 3: Flip Reverse It – if Abramovich had bought Arsenal (15m 30s)• PART 4: Flicks and Kicks – Escape To Victory review (24m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The panel look back at the 93-94 Champions League, a place in which was turned down by PSG!Featuring Capello’s Milan, Cruyff’s Barcelona, Wenger’s Monaco. And Manchester United’s trip to hell. Plus the goalscoring exploits of Wynton Rufer.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines around Europe – eGames and Neymar to Barca? (01m 00s) • PART 2: Your questions – Borussia beef and Bilbao’s best (09m 30s)• PART 3: Zombie football: our look back at the 93-94 Champions League season (14m 00s)• PART 4: Milan 4-0 Barcelona - the greatest final performance ever? (31m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keegan’s entertainers up against Fergie’s fledglings. We review one of the great title races in a campaign where English clubs were rubbish in Europe. Except for Forest.Featuring some all-time great soundbites, relegation through a lack of social media and the most underrated Premier League player of all time.Elsewhere, we’ve got footballing mums and the mother of all goals.RUNNING ORDER• PART 1: Anyone see Maradona last night? (01m 00s) • PART 2: Kieran Maguire from the Price of Football podcast joins us (05m 30s)• PART 3: Mother’s Day mail and the best goals we’ve ever seen live (14m 00s)• PART 4: Zombie football – 95/96 season review (23m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rory Smith is back to bring us an update on the latest moves within UEFA, as to how to salvage the season.On the agenda today, we offer up a Ronaldinho retrospective, with the brilliant Brazilian currently in Paraguyan prison. Plus we review Green Street, where Frodo does football fighting and Charlie Hunnam attempts a cockney accent.And there’s room for Eurovision and Glauber Berti the six-minute man.• PART 1: State of play with Rory Smith + which players will miss Euro 2020 the most? (03m 00s) • PART 2: Glauber Berti – Man City legend (12m 30s)• PART 3: Our Ronaldinho retrospective (20m 00s)• PART 4: Footballer endorsements – from Rooney to Blackburn (37m 00s)• PART 5: Green Street film review (46m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We look back at the first Champions League final in 1993, which pitted Berlusconi against the Berlusconi who got busted. Milan versus Bernard Tapie’s Marseille. The only European Cup won by a French side, a story of match-fixing, doping and another Chris Waddle single.Elsewhere, Michiel Jongsma discusses Alan Pardew’s time in Holland. Plus we pick out the worst managers ever, frustrating players and fallen giants.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: The impact of coronavirus around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Pardew’s 100 days at Den Haag with Michiel Jongsma (09m 00s)• PART 3: Your questions – most frustrating players and investing in fallen giants (15m 00s)• PART 4: Zombie football: our look back at the 1993 Champions League final (30m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With all major European leagues suspending football amid the coronavirus pandemic, we discuss with Rory Smith where the authorities go from here and when we might see football played again.Turning back the clock, we look at the greatest title race in Premier League history and review the 2013-14 season. A time of Ozil, Di Canio and when Liverpool had a title taken away from them.Plus we finally have time for conversations on dribbling, Nicolas Anelka and Love Is Blind.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Coming up today (01m 00s) • PART 2: The future of football with Rory Smith (04m 00s)• PART 3: Your questions – season simulator, favourite games and dribblers (12m 30s)• PART 4: Zombie football: our look back at the 13/14 season (29m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last year’s Champions League finalists Liverpool and Tottenham are both knocked out at the last 16 stage. Where did it go wrong for the Reds? And are we already reaching the end times under Mourinho at Tottenham?Watford v Leicester may or may not go ahead but we look back to 2013 and one of the greatest footballing finales of all time.Plus Nutella, the ownership situation at Newcastle and Pepe Reina tries to catch the tube.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: More coronavirus concerns (01m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool 2-3 Atletico & PSG 2-0 Dortmund (04m 30s)• PART 3: Valencia 3-4 Atalanta & Leipzig 3-0 Tottenham (19m 00s)• PART 4a: Watford v Leicester, looking back to 2013 & games behind closed doors (30m 30s)• PART 4b: The rest of the games at the bottom of the Premier League (39m 30s)• PART 4c: The battle to reach the Champions League and will Liverpool win the title this weekend? (41m 30s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 6: We’re going to Ibiza (58m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like many games this week, PSG v Dortmund will be behind closed doors. Can the Parisians end their knock-out stage hoodoo? And will Atletico upset holders Liverpool at Anfield?Leipzig move aside as we are appear to be moving towards a Bayern Dortmund title race. Juve lead the way in Italy and they will be staying there for a while as all sport is suspended until early April.Barcelona are back on top, while there’s an all Basque Copa Del Rey final to look forward to. Plus Boca, Boban and AVB blowing a fuse.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Coronavirus across the continent (03m 00s)• PART 3: PSG v Dortmund & Liverpool v Atletico previews (12m 00s)• PART 4: Leipzig v Spurs & Valencia v Atalanta previews (23m 30s)• PART 5: Around the world – Boca, MLS & Pardew (31m 00s)• PART 6a: Serie A update – Juve beat Inter & Boban leaves Milan (37m 30s)• PART 6b: La Liga latest – an all Basque cup final (44m 00s)• PART 6c: Bundesliga bulletin – Bayern the team to beat (50m 30s)• PART 6d: Ligue 1 round-up – AVB’s meltdown (54m 30s)• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 00s) • PART 8: Europa League look ahead (61m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s another man of the match display from the boy wonder Billy Gilmour at Stamford Bridge. Are Man City missing Arteta?We recognise Roy Hodgson’s achievements at Palace and discuss Dean Henderson’s England chances. But with a global pandemic, should we even have football to talk about right now?RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Man Utd 2-0 Man City & Arsenal 1-0 West Ham (01m 00s) • PART 2: Chelsea 4-0 Everton (12m 00s)• PART 3: Spurs and Liverpool get ready for Champions League action (22m 00s)• PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (35m 30s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 30s) • PART 6: Your questions (49m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tottenham head out of the cup as Eric Dier heads into the stands to confront a fan. We ask if Spurs should be expecting a bit more from the rather expensive Mourinho.Carlo Ancelotti’s heading back to Stamford Bridge and there’s a Manchester derby at Old Trafford. But will it be merely a training exercise for Man City?Plus George Caulkin tells us about life on the road with Newcastle fans.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Norwich knock out Tottenham as Dier heads for the stands (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool (13m 00s)• PART 2b: West Brom 2-3 Newcastle with George Caulkin (18m 30s)• PART 3: Manchester derby, Chelsea v Everton & Liverpool v Bournemouth previews (24m 00s)• PART 4: Jude Bellingham & the rest of the Premier League weekend (40m 30s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 6: Premier League mascots in Brazil (58m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Real Madrid win the Clasico, leading many to assume Barcelona – and Lionel Messi – are in decline.Lazio are top of Serie A but is the Italian season in danger of not being completed due to the coronavirus?Bayern stay top despite barely completing their game this week, as hate towards Hoffenheim’s Hopp reaches new levels.Plus Mbappe’s elasticos, Andre-Pierre Gignac’s legendary status in Mexico and the start of the MLS season.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Real Madrid 2-0 Barcelona (03m 30s)• PART 3: The coronavirus conundrum in Italy (14m 30s)• PART 4: Why all the Hoffenheim Hopp hate? (23m 00s)• PART 5a: Mbappe on the march in Ligue 1 (33m 45s)• PART 5b: Luis Miguel Echegaray on the start of the MLS season (37m 30s)• PART 5c: Big Mac for Gignac and a great week for Getafe (45m 00s)• PART 6: Lazio go top of Serie A + the rest of the big stories around Europe (48m 00s)• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 30s) • PART 8: Your questions (66m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The bottom 3 all taste victory in the Premier League. Emma Saunders pops in to discuss whether Watford’s win over the champions elect is the greatest in their history.And the race for the top 4/5 is hotting up as Wolves make their move with a victory at Tottenham. Plus Dean Henderson wins big at Goodison Park and David Moyes struggles with his French.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Man City win the Carabao Cup (01m 00s) • PART 2: Watford 3-0 Liverpool with Emma Saunders (06m 30s)• PART 3: Norwich 1-0 Leicester & West Ham 3-1 Southampton (19m 00s)• PART 4: Spurs 2-3 Wolves, Everton 1-1 Man Utd & Bournemouth 2-2 Chelsea (26m 00s)• PART 5: Dundalk, Argentina, Russia and the rest of the PL action (43m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 45s) • PART 7: Euro news (56m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man City make a statement in Europe with their win at the Bernabeu – next up Aston Villa in the Carabao Cup Final.Chelsea are embarrassed by Bayern and the world class Alphonso Davies. Will their bogey team Bournemouth pile more misery on the Blues?Plus Pards under pressure, Peppa Pig World and what Pep has in common with Andy Roxburgh.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Nevin to West Ham? (01m 00s) • PART 2: Real Madrid 1-2 Man City (03m 30s)• PART 3: Chelsea 0-3 Bayern Munich (13m 00s)• PART 4a: Napoli 1-1 Barcelona with James Horncastle (23m 00s)• PART 4b: Lyon 1-0 Juventus (28m 00s)• PART 5: Carabao Cup final preview (33m 00s)• PART 6: Premier League weekend preview (37m 30s)• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s) • PART 8: Euro news and your questions (58m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will Bayern and Juve show they deserve to be among the favourites for the Champions League this week? Can a resurgent Napoli upset Barca? And will Real get one over on their old nemesis Pep?Elsewhere, the coronavirus is wreaking havoc in Serie A. Plus what makes PSG infuriating to support. And Rory Smith joins us having been to the Intercontinental Derby in Turkey.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: Chelsea v Bayern & Napoli v Barcelona previews (04m 00s)• PART 3: Lyon v Juventus & Real Madrid v Man City previews (19m 00s)• PART 4: Europa League look-ahead (33m 00s)• PART 5: Bundesliga & Ligue 1 update – Dortmund v PSG fall-out (36m 00s)• PART 6: Coronavirus halts Serie A schedule (46m 30s)• PART 7: La Liga latest – Atleti back to winning ways (53m 00s)• PART 8: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 30s)• PART 9: Fenerbahce 1-3 Galatasaray with Rory Smith (61m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s refereeing controversy in Burnley, Nottingham and Inverness, to name but a few. In the Premier League, there are plaudits aplenty for Saka, Fernandes and McNeil. Plus a look ahead to the Champions League and a look back at a huge game at the top of the WSL.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Arsenal 3-2 Everton (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Man Utd 3-0 Watford & Wolves 3-0 Norwich (08m 30s)• PART 2: Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham (18m 30s)• PART 3a: Leicester 0-1 Man City (32m 00s)• PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (36m 30s)• PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 00s) • PART 5: Euro news & the WSL title-decider? (48m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liverpool and Tottenham are both undone in Europe, both posing very little goal threat. The same can’t be said of Erling Haaland at Dortmund. Just how good can he be? And how far can Atalanta go?There’s a huge game at Stamford Bridge in the race for the top 4. But we tell you why Arsenal are the team to tip for Champions League football.Plus Wenger’s offside rule, Barca bag Braithwaite and how helium works.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Atletico 1-0 Liverpool (01m 00s) • PART 2: Tottenham 0-1 Leipzig (08m 00s)• PART 3: Dortmund 2-1 PSG & Atalanta 4-1 Valencia (16m 30s)• PART 4a: Chelsea v Tottenham, Man Utd v Watford & Leicester v Man City previews (30m 30s)• PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League action (45m 00s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 45s) • PART 6: Wenger’s offside rule and controversy at Barcelona (60m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will Dortmund v PSG deliver the goal-fest we all expect? Do Leipzig have the experience to progress? And what are the prospects for Atalanta and Atleti?Plus domestically Milinkovic-Savic secures a huge win for Lazio over Inter. Are they the most reliable team in the Serie A title race?RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: Dortmund v PSG preview, plus a look at Ligue 1 (03m 45s)• PART 3: Tottenham v Leipzig preview, Bundesliga round-up, plus racism in Portugal (11m 45s)• PART 4: Serie A summary – Lazio win the big one against Inter (26m 00s)• PART 5: Atalanta v Valencia & Atletico v Liverpool previews (40m 30s)• PART 6: La Liga latest – Barca close the gap but need a striker (50m 30s)• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (58m 45s)• PART 8: Europa League preview (60m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kieran Maguire from the Price of Football helps us discuss the ramifications of Manchester City’s two-year ban from the Champions League, with 5th becoming the new 4th in the Premier League.Are Liverpool about to complete football? Will Mourinho continue to produce free-flowing action? Is Dani Ceballos back? Plus Bong Joon Ho’s favourite player and what passed for a Premier League training ground in the 90s.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Man City banned from Europe – 4th is the new 5th. With Kieran Maguire from the Price Of Football podcast (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Aston Villa 2-3 Tottenham (15m 00s)• PART 2b: Norwich 0-1 Liverpool (23m 00s)• PART 3a: Arsenal 4-0 Newcastle, Southampton 1-2 Burnley & Wolves 0-0 Leicester (28m 30s)• PART 3b: Chelsea v Man Utd & Man City v West Ham previews (41m 30s)• PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 5: Euro news (52m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can Norwich add champions elect Liverpool to their list of Carrow Road scalps? Will Wolves and Leicester feature in one of the games of the season? And has Jose Mourinho gone Full Metal Jacket?Plus players with short shorts, Jurgen Klinsmann on Facebook and Andy Carroll on Bebo.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Flashback to the opening weekend (01m 00s) • PART 2: Norwich v Liverpool & Aston Villa v Spurs previews (05m 00s)• PART 3: Wolves v Leicester preview (13m 30s)• PART 4a: Arsenal v Newcastle & Southampton v Burnley previews (22m 00s)• PART 4b: Pochettino to United? Ziyech to Chelsea (29m 30s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (33m 00s) • PART 6: Championship, tight title races & your questions (35m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inter come from behind to win the Milan derby and go top of Serie A. Could the consequences be serious for Sarri at Juventus?Are Dortmund fed up of Favre after they lose 4-3 to Leverkusen in the Bundesliga?Payet continues to shine in France – will Arsene Wenger soon be joining him?Plus the Basque clubs take centre stage in Spain. And Adel Taarabt – defensive midfielder?RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: Serie A update – Milan derby, Inter top, Sarri out? (02m 30s)• PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Leverkusen 4-3 Dortmund, Favre on borrowed time? (18m 30s)• PART 4: Liga Nos and Ligue 1 round-up – Payet in his prime (35m 00s)• PART 5: La Liga latest – Isak helps the Basques take centre stage (45m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (59m 30s)• PART 7: Your questions (61m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everton are flying under Ancelotti but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t big up Big Dunc and pick on Pickford. Sheffield United are back in the spotlight - hear how they’re becoming a classic mid 90s side. And Brighton and Watford take part in one of the most important games of the season.Plus Leeds falling apart, footballers with famous footballing fathers, the window and wind-assisted goals.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Brighton 1-1 Watford (03m 30s) • PART 2a: Sheff Utd 2-1 Bournemouth (11m 00s)• PART 2b: Windy goals (17m 30s)• PART 3: Everton 3-1 Crystal Palace (21m 00s)• PART 4a: Forest 2-0 Leeds with Nick Miller (34m 00s)• PART 4b: Footballers with famous footballing fathers (39m 00s)• PART 5: Other headlines – the summer transfer window is extended (44m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s) • PART 7: The Swedish Zlatan (54m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We look ahead to the first half of Matchweek 26 in the Premier League with a six-pointer at the bottom, plus an ageing Palace looking to get back on track. Plus Forest v Leeds, funny Brazilian names and Road Rash II.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Oxford 2-3 Newcastle (02m 00s) • PART 2: The rest of the FA Cup 4th round replays (07m 30s)• PART 3: Funny Brazilian names with Jack Lang (19m 00s)• PART 4a: Brighton v Watford & Man City v West Ham previews (24m 00s)• PART 4b: Sheff Utd v Bournemouth & Everton v Crystal Palace previews (34m 30s)• PART 5: Forest v Leeds preview with Adrian Clarke (43m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s) • PART 7: Euro news & your questions (50m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kylian in the name of? What's gone on with Tuchel and Mbappe?Is Haaland scoring enough goals?Which Spanish manager has transformed over the years?And for who was the jig up?These and many other questions answered in this week's podcastRUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: Bundeslige bulletin - Haaland braced again and Bayern back on top (06m 00s)• PART 3: Ligue 1 round-up – Mbappe v Neymar, Brittany's choreography, and Toulouse didn't lose (19m 10s)• PART 4: La Liga latest – Getafe move to second, and Real win Madrid derby (33m 30s)• PART 5: Serie A update - Walter leaves Torino, mini Maldini plays, and Eriksen's debut (45m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (63m 50s)• PART 7: Your questions (66m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liverpool are 22 points clear at the top of the table and could win the title in the Merseyside derby. Why are Manchester City so wasteful? At the other end of the table, West Ham and Watford are on the wrong end of thrilling comebacks.The panel debate and defend Ighalo, Giroud and Guaita. Plus there’s an insight into life selling to the building services industry.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool are 22 points clear (01m 00s) • PART 2: Tottenham 2-0 Man City & Burnley 0-0 Arsenal (06m 00s)• PART 3: Leicester 2-2 Chelsea, Palace 0-1 Sheff Utd & West Ham 3-3 Brighton (19m 30s)• PART 4a: Watford 2-3 Everton (36m 00s)• PART 4b: Man Utd 0-0 Wolves & FA Cup 4th round replays (44m 00s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s) • PART 6: Euro news (57m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s the League Cup semi-finals, Premier League weekend and closing of the transfer window to be discussed. Plus Pacman, Thames AFC and Salomon Kalou.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Man City reach the League Cup final (03m 00s) • PART 2: Villa reach the League Cup final, with Dan Bardell from the 1874 podcast (10m 00s)• PART 3: West Ham 0-2 Liverpool + previews of West Ham v Brighton & Liverpool v Southampton (20m 00s)• PART 4a: Transfer chat (28m 30s)• PART 4b: Leicester v Chelsea, Spurs v Man City & Man Utd v Wolves previews (32m 30s)• PART 5a: Championship round-up – how do Forest fans feel? (42m 30s)• PART 5b: The battle at the bottom of the Premier League (45m 30s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (51m 30s) • PART 7: Euro news & your questions (53m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Atletico Madrid have slumped under Simeone, as La Liga as a whole asks where have all the goals gone?Germany, that’s where. And that was even before Erling Haaland arrived at Dortmund with his 5 goals in less than an hour.There’s adoration for Ilicic’s Atalanta as they win 7-0 in Turin. In France, Neymar says he’s in the form of his life. Is he the best player ever to star in Ligue 1?RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: Serie A update – Rome derby, Juve beaten & Atalanta hit seven (03m 30s)• PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Leipzig lose as Haaland hots up (16m 30s)• PART 4: Ligue 1 round-up – Neymar in the form of his life? (29m 00s)• PART 5: La Liga latest – more woe for Atletico (36m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 00s)• PART 7: Your questions (51m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shrewsbury force a replay with Liverpool thanks to the “Poundshop Jamie Vardy.” But did Jurgen Klopp go too far with his post-match statement that he and the first-team players will be absent for the replay? We also talk Lo Celso, Saint-Maximin and the mascot race of the weekend.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Shrewsbury 2-2 Liverpool (04m 00s) • PART 2: Tranmere 0-6 Man Utd & Man City 4-0 Fulham (13m 30s)• PART 3a: West Ham 0-1 West Brom & Hull 1-2 Chelsea (23m 00s)• PART 3b: Newcastle 0-0 Oxford & Southampton 1-1 Spurs (29m 00s)• PART 4: League Cup semi-finals preview (38m 30s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 00s) • PART 6: Euro news & Bournemouth v Arsenal (55m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s not a lot of love for Solskjaer after Manchester United’s home humbling to Burnley at Old Trafford. But we are singing the praises of Gabriel Martinelli, Ricardo Pereira and Gary Rowett. Plus there’s the prospect of Ederson on pens and Lejeune’s killer instinct.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Man Utd 0-2 Burnley (02m 30s) • PART 2: Chelsea 2-2 Arsenal (13m 30s)• PART 3a: Aston Villa 2-1 Watford, Bournemouth 3-1 Brighton & Leicester 4-1 West Ham (23m 00s)• PART 3b: Tottenham 2-1 Norwich, Sheff Utd 0-1 Man City & Crystal Palace 0-2 Southampton (29m 30s)• PART 3c: The madness at Goodison Park (35m 00s)• PART 4a: FA Cup 4th round preview (41m 00s)• PART 4b: Nick Hart from the Achtung Millwall podcast joins us (50m 00s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 00s) • PART 6: Euro news & your questions (55m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Erling Haaland scores 3 on his Dortmund debut, but it’s Timo Werner who’s the top scorer in the Bundesliga.16 year-old Rayan Cherki scores twice and assists twice for Lyon while Ciro Immobile chases down the Serie A scoring record.Plus we bring you the attempted murder mystery involving the former Leeds defender and the former Sheffield Wednesday striker.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: The Bundesliga’s back with Haaland and Werner hitting high numbers (03m 30s)• PART 3: La Liga latest– Setien settles in at Barca & an attempted murder mystery (16m 00s)• PART 4: Serie A update – Lazio soar while Napoli suffer (29m 30s)• PART 5a: Eredivisie – a winning start for Pards (45m 00s)• PART 5b: Ligue 1 round-up – Cherki on the rise & Cavani on the move (47m 30s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)• PART 7: Your questions (58m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liverpool take a step closer to the title and Bournemouth a step closer to the drop. Plus we discuss Gary Cahill’s comeback, Pepe Reina’s hotel rooms and Adama Traore – football loophole.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 2-0 Man Utd & Burnley 2-1 Leicester (02m 00s) • PART 2: Newcastle 1-0 Chelsea & Arsenal 1-1 Sheff Utd (14m 30s)• PART 3a: Man City 2-2 Crystal Palace & Southampton 2-3 Wolves (21m 30s)• PART 3b: Watford 0-0 Tottenham & 10 years of Gold & Sullivan at West Ham (28m 30s)• PART 3c: Norwich 1-0 Bournemouth & Brighton 1-1 Aston Villa (36m 00s)• PART 4: WSL round-up (47m 00s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (52m 30s) • PART 6: Euro news (54m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: FA Cup 4th round replay reaction (01m 00s) • PART 2: Arsenal v Sheff Utd preview with James Shield from The Star, Sheffield (07m 30s)• PART 3: Mike Dean: football icon (16m 30s)• PART 4a: Watford v Tottenham & Newcastle v Chelsea previews (25m 00s)• PART 4b: Norwich v Bournemouth, Brighton v Aston Villa, Burnley v Leicester & West Ham v Everton previews (34m 30s)• PART 4c: Man City v Crystal Palace, Southampton v Wolves & Liverpool v Man Utd previews (45m 30s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (57m 00s) • PART 6: Euro news (59m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valverde is shown the door at Barcelona. Does the club’s courting of Xavi, Koeman and Pochettino show they don’t really know what they’re doing? Plus another Valverde makes himself a hero at Real Madrid in less than heroic fashion.Zlatan’s back scoring in Serie A but it’s all about Lazio who are showing they’re legit in the title race, as Inter get very busy in the transfer window.PSG’s four fantastics contribute to a 3-3 draw with Monaco while AVB’s Marseille close the gap at the top of Ligue 1. And Rafa runs the rule over the big additions at Bayern and Dortmund.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: Serie A summary – Zlatan, Lazio and Inter get busy (03m 30s)• PART 3: Ligue 1 latest– PSG 3-3 Monaco and the aptly named Toulouse (23m 45s)• PART 4: La Liga update – Valverde out at Barcelona (33m 00s)• PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Haaland and Nubel on the move (45m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 00s)• PART 7: Your questions (58m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Tottenham 0-1 Liverpool (02m 00s) • PART 2: Aston Villa 1-6 Man City (15m 00s)• PART 3a: Bournemouth 0-3 Watford & Leicester 1-2 Southampton (22m 00s)• PART 3b: Sheff Utd 1-0 West Ham & Wolves 1-1 Newcastle (32m 30s)• PART 3c: Man Utd 4-0 Norwich & Crystal Palace 1-1 Arsenal (37m 30s)• PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 40s) • PART 5: Everton 1-0 Brighton & Chelsea 3-0 Burnley (48m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Man Utd 1-3 Man City & Leicester 1-1 Aston Villa (01m 00s) • PART 2: Arsenal 1-0 Leeds + FA Cup 4th round draw (12m 00s)• PART 3a: Bournemouth v Watford preview with Michael Dunne, author of Dean Court Days (16m 00s)• PART 3b: Man Utd v Norwich, Everton v Brighton & Chelsea v Burnley previews (22m 30s)• PART 3c: Wolves v Newcastle, Sheffield United v West Ham and Crystal Palace v Arsenal previews (28m 30s)• PART 4: Leicester v Southampton preview (33m 00s)• PART 5: Dedicated to Daniele De Rossi (39m 30s)• PART 6: Tottenham v Liverpool preview (46m 40s)• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 40s) • PART 8: Euro news (50m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: The magic of the cup? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Brighton 0-1 Sheff Wed & Liverpool 1-0 Everton (05m 00s)• PART 2b: More on Everton’s woes with Matt Jones from The Blue Room podcast (13m 00s)• PART 3: Tranmere, the monitor & Chelsea 2-0 Forest (20m 00s)• PART 4a: Teenage refs and terrible attendances (29m 00s)• PART 4b: League Cup semi-final previews (35m 00s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (43m 00s) • PART 6: Euro news (45m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: More football on the telly? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Arsenal 2-0 Man Utd (03m 30s)• PART 2b: Southampton 1-0 Tottenham (12m 30s)• PART 2c: Watford 2-1 Wolves (17m 45s)• PART 3a: West Ham 4-0 Bournemouth (22m 00s)• PART 3b: Burnley 1-2 Aston Villa & Brighton 1-1 Chelsea (29m 00s)• PART 4: Newcastle 0-3 Leicester, Man City 2-1 Everton & Norwich 1-1 Crystal Palace (34m 00s) • PART 5: FA Cup 3rd round standout ties (41m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s) • PART 7: Championship bits and bobs (50m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Carl Anka’s origin story (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea (03m 00s)• PART 2b: Burnley 0-2 Man Utd (11m 00s)• PART 3: West Ham replace Pellegrini with Moyes. Benji Lanyado joins us (18m 30s)• PART 4: VAR – what is it good for? (28m 30s)• PART 5a: Man City 2-0 Sheff Utd & Norwich 2-2 Tottenham (37m 30s)• PART 5b: Southampton 1-1 Crystal Palace & Watford 3-0 Aston Villa (45m 00s) • PART 5c: Brighton 2-0 Bournemouth & Newcastle 1-2 Everton (50m 00s)• PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (55m 40s) • PART 7: Haaland to Dortmund, Rangers beat Celtic and more (58m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A powerful walk and Jose’s dog (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Leicester 0 - 4 Liverpool (03m 30s)• PART 2a: Chelsea 0 - 2 Southampton (10m 30s)• PART 2b: Arsenal v Chelsea preview and early glimpses of Arteta-ball (16m 40s)• PART 3a: Spurs 2 - 1 Brighton (22m 00s)• PART 3b: Man U 4 - 1 Newcastle (26m 00s)• PART 4a: Donald Duck in Sweden (28m 40s) • PART 4b: West Ham 1 - 2 Palace - Ayew’s wonder goal and Antonio’s crash (31m 00s)• PART 4c: Norwich, Villa, Watford and the rest of the relegation picture (34m 30s)• PART 4d: Wolves busy 43 hours and Carlo in at Everton (39m 10s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (44m 30s) • PART 6: Zlatan back at Milan (46m 30s)GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nick Miller speaks to Rafa Honigstein about the updated edition of his magnificent biography of Jurgen Klopp. What makes the manager of the current European and now World champions tick? Can Liverpool sustain this run to their first ever Premier League title? And what happens when Klopp moves on from Merseyside? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Game of the weekend? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Racist abuse at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium (03m 00s)• PART 2b: Tottenham 0-2 Chelsea (08m 00s)• PART 3: Watford 2-0 Man Utd & Brighton 0-1 Sheffield Utd (17m 00s)• PART 4: Liverpool win the Club World Cup (22m 30s)• PART 5a: Man City 3-1 Leicester (28m 00s)• PART 5b: Leicester v Liverpool preview (32m 45s) • PART 6a: Bournemouth 0-1 Burnley & Everton 0-0 Arsenal (37m 30s)• PART 6b: The relegation picture, as Almiron scores (41m 45s)• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 30s) • PART 8: Euro round-up (50m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Little cookies big trouble in little Ostersunds (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Arteta and Ancelotti's imminent appointments (04m 00s)• PART 2a: Everton v Arsenal preview (11m 50s)• PART 2b: Villa 5 - 0 Liverpool and the rest of the League Cup (15m 00s)• PART 3a: Man City v Leicester preview (22m 30s)• PART 3b: Spurs v Chelsea preview (26m 00s)• PART 3c: Watford v Man U preview (28m 10s) • PART 4a: Euro round-up (36m 00s)• PART 4b: Brighton v Sheff U and the rest of the PL weekend previews (45m 10s)• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 00s) • PART 6: 'Pneumonia passes' and other Polish idioms (56m 00s)GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a Clasico to look forward to and a Champions League draw to react to. Do so in the company of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Rafa Honigstein and Julien Laurens on a scooter in Paris. Barcelona and Real Madrid go into Wednesday’s game dead level on points at the top of La Liga. Then they can can look forward to Pep Guardiola and the Maradona match in 2020.It’s a bad start for Gattuso at Napoli and another misstep from Serie A in the battle against racism. But all hail Claudio Ranieri, king of the derbies.Leipzig are top of the Bundesliga and they might be getting Erling Haaland in January as well. And in France, there’s a mare for Memphis and a renaissance for Renato.RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s)• PART 2: Champions League last 16 draw reaction (04m 45s)• PART 3: La Liga round-up – look ahead to El Clasico as politics stop play at Rayo Vallecano (18m 00s)• PART 4: Ligue 1 latest – Sanches and Camavinga impress again (30m 15s)• PART 5: Bundesliga bulletin – Leipzig go top, Schalke shine under Wagner (33m 30s)• PART 6: Serie A summary – Gattuso’s Napoli bow ends badly (42m 45s)• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 30s)• PART 8: Your questions & the Europa League draw (55m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/)• find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.