The Tim Hawkins Podcast

It's a free for all as EVERYONE joins in on this episode, discussing charcuterie, christmas movies, actors and music ideas. Liv gives a recap on her movie star experience, Caleb shares his new movie ideas and Levi gives insights on music creation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim is back and better than ever, and Jackson jumps in while Liv is away as the lead in the local college short film. The crew discuss end times preparations, the ease of starting a cult, the education system, and Jackson tries naming all the presidents in order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caleb is back with the crew this week, and they discuss being chubby as kids, the "carpenter years" of Tim's career, their personal dreams, and Caleb's creative responses to podcast reviews. A heartfelt time was had by all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew muses about the ups and downs of religion and churches, technological innovations, the health store guy, talk-texting vs. voice-memo, and social anxiety coping mechanisms. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew discusses deep, important, possibly nerdy topics like Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, Kanye and the Enneagram. They each share old lady rescue stories, the racist enema reviews and "What are ya lovin?" Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew starts with the "golf fight", followed by a discussion about customer service and a quick game of "Republican or Democrat?" Albert Pujols calls in, and they finish up with "What are you Loving?" Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew discusses Tim being canceled by two people, slam poetry is back, along with questionable Fairy Tale Rhymes. Tim and Heather have dinner with the parents, which led to a discussion about getting old, winter sports injuries and comedy horror stories. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim is back with the crew as they discuss what it takes to write songs, as well as songs that make them cry. Luke and Liv's all-inclusive brings up the topic of all the scams out there, Finally, they end with a flurry of thoughts about podcast upgrades, plastic surgery, and culminating with an updated tour of the NEW Hawkins estate. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luke, Liv and special guest Caleb take over for part 2 of the podcast WITHOUT Tim--beginning with 7 principles to be "funny." They spend time examining podcast reviews, analyzing a cringe- song playlist, and figuring out secrets to connecting with an audience. They call Levi for his thoughts on being a "coarse jester" and finish up with their own hot takes with Spencer. It's a family affair once again on the Tim Hawkins podcast! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join the crew as Luke mans the producer's chair with TIm out and about this week. They discuss being in control, a quick tribute to the queen, and then answer questions from the audience, with a few rabbit trails of wisdom along the way. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In good ole' southern "Lake Voice," Tim and the kids tackle important topics like mouth size, ApplePay, ADHD and gospel music. We find out "what are you lovin?" as well as a long list of band names never realized...its a real hootenanny of a show so take you a listen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew discusses "Shamilton", along with what makes for a good song parody. Excessive childhood punishments are recalled, along with a lengthy inspiring conversation on the value of confidence. And finally, Eli calls to get the Netflix password. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackson and TIm share their day with the help of flute accompaniment. The crew discusses Tim's V.I.P behaviors at his shows, Liv and Luke's KORN concert and which virtual world would you like to live in. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us in this musically inspired "TAKE 2" of this week's podcast, where we share most hated songs, as well as the world musical premieres for "Variations on a Strogranoff". The crew discusses pillow techniques, Tim shares his playlist of the worst songs for lovemaking, "late-night Heather" arrives, and it all culminates in Livi's country music tribute to pillows. A musical extravaganza! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks Golf, Running and Hot Dogs, 2-year COVID reflections, Botox, History and Geography Lessons, and The Cringey Debate... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks guilty pleasure songs, whole lotta political musings, and questions to get to know one another, highlighted by our most embarrassing moments. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang welcomes you to a "late nigh editor" of The Tim Hawkins podcast and talks Tim's musical stylings, finding your sweet spot, Costco Live, and Lizard the Lizard Queen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackson pulls up and joins the crew! The gang talks upping your snack game, best and least favorite person to travel partners, more musical analysis (including the best of infomercials!), and the podcast takes some calls from faithful listeners... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks Bullies, The Bachelor, Worship Music Rant, Teeth, Hallmark Movies, complete with fake crying auditions from Tim and Liv. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks Locker Room Etiquette, An interesting "ministry mansion", Tim and Heather's Anniversary Recap, "The Costco Couple", Politics and Wealth, Livy's Loving Texts Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spencer co-hosts the show to talk babies, Hawkins family comedy traits, analyzing Tim's comedic approach, homeschooling, crazy tour riders, and there's even a special cameo appearance from Nicholas Cage! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang welcomes a very special guest on a very special birthday, talk the fun process of selling the house, fancy names for fancy families, and more! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang has Spencer call in to the show with some things to say, Answers some email questions, Celebrity etiquette, Jackson ranting, A blind pepsi/coke taste test, Charlie and the chocolate factory…alternate storyline… Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang explores "Holy-ween"--the church versions of Halloween, why great men don't have lots of friends, favorite cartoons growing up, people who say AMEN at the wrong time at church, annoying conversational tics, picking your fingernails, and keeping active as you age... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks about “a new special musical instrument”, stories in air travel, take several Q&A from the audience, and they talk about musical soundtracks and Olivia shares a long lost "Hamilton" song that never quite made the cut... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang tries to paint a picture of the typical Hodunk listener and discusses discount cremation practices. Heather opens up about her family’s fancy (and no-longer secret) Italian hotel. Tim learns to speak German, for dogs. Livy makes her father an offer he simply can’t refuse. Luke unveils his plan to make millions with little more than a box fan. And, crappaw returns to either show support or take his vengeance! You never can tell with him. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang goes news panel and reports on their respective areas of expertise. Livy keeps Luke’s ego in check and questions reality (television). Tim is made to feel inferior by every single person on the internet. Luke tries to fix Netflix and strives to be the best that no one ever was. Heather scratches her 20 year itch...gently! Thank you to our sponsors this week: Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim gives the gang an anthropological lesson on why females converse more than their male counterparts. Livy comes down with a horrible case of carrot chest (it’s serious). Heather tells the story of the nine hawks. The gang goes down memory lane with the long history of Hawkins Houses and their eclectic basements. Luke does his best to grow facial hair among his lumberjack brothers. Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! ExpressVPN: Visit expressVPN.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months free! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang gets real about a certain country music mega-star and debates her true identity. Luke explains ‘ghosting’ to Tim by declining to answer his question and walking off the podcast. Heather recounts a true western stand-off witnessed at her local Walmart. Tim critiques international music and sings with an unparalleled European flare and grace. Livy enters the draft and is already reporting boredom on the front. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang gets current and talks current events that are happening currently. Tim makes his plot known to “Will Smith” Albert Pujols upon his return to St. Louis. Livy saves people’s lives after having just one sip of hard seltzer. Heather sprays water at the TV during the Oscars. Luke condones steroid use in the competitive world of podcasting. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode! Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang swaps out Livy for Levi (with just a couple vowels), then talks their favorite and least favorite phrases. Tim softens the blow on telemarketers after Heather sets him straight. Luke and Levi relive the foundation of human civilization through a game of squish ball. Oh, and there will be scat. Thank you to this week's sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim’s inside news source in Eastern Europe has almost no clue what’s going on in Ukraine. The gang receives a complimentary batch of 2-piece swimsuits. Livy breaks down the step-by-step process of raising comedically gifted children. Heather gets road rage and hits a building with her car that was giving her some attitude. Luke recalls his boyhood days in the woods and, reportedly, is the first human to successfully put his phone charger into the wall in one fell swoop. HUGE Thanks to our Sponsors this week! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job sponsorship credit! Offer expires March 31st. ExpressVPN: Go to expressvpn.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months for free! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim gets a holy seal of approval from a street walker. Heather's new trainer makes her cry, but she assures us that she’s loving it. Luke and Livy spar over sparse food. Jackson, in his latest rant, issues the final verdict on peanut butter and celery. Plus, an old gem straight from Tim’s Comedy Vault…the Stalker Song! Thank you to our sponsors! Goodr: Go to goodr.com and use code TIM for 15% off at checkout! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love lingers as the Hawkins couples discuss their romantic origin stories. Tim forces Luke to issue an apology to all women for his offensive jokes. Livy uses every spare tire in the St. Louis metro area. Heather, much like Nike, just does it. Oh, and more rapping! Big Thanks to our Sponsors! ExpressVPN: Visit ExpressVPN.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months free! Athletic Greens: Get a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love is in the air for the Hawkins Gang! Tim lists out everything he loves most about his dear Heather and Livy locks herself in the bathroom with a chocolate chip cookie to hide from Luke. The gang deconstructs the food pyramid and fills in their own personal pyramid. We get a live tour of Luke’s house with exclusive Livy-DVD commentary. Plus, a remix of Crappaw that you won’t want to miss! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before March 31st! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang revels in hodunk nation engaging with the content in new and exciting ways! Another world-famous Jackson sporting event enthralls the local community. Livy makes an award-winning short film at the Hawkins House and Luke crosses the line at an ice cream shop. Heather puts a rude employee in her proper place and Tim walks Livy down the aisle once more…his favorite grocery store aisle, that is. Big thanks to our Sponsors! Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Gang breaks out the family tree to figure out who’s going bald and who’s keeping the flow. Livy punches Luke to relieve stress and breaks out a guitar to share her latest track. Luke fixes the sink and introduces the gang to Pindar, the world dominating lizard…who calls in later! Heather shares unfortunate stories involving tobacco spit. Tim analyzes fame and shares his secret of “outermittent” fasting: eating for 22 hours a day and fasting for 2 (Please don’t try this at home). Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode: Goodr: Get 15% off your entire order at goodr.com when you use code TIM at checkout! Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang is back for an epic 2022! This week, Jackson steps off his soap box and takes a seat to join the conversation. (Don’t worry…ranting to follow). Everyone puts their heads together to try and make certain rap songs family friendly, Livy educates everyone on the art of the fitted sheet, and Jackson goes full-on Scottish. A sprawling fast food discussion ensues that will surely be referenced in academic papers. Plus, Omicron itself calls in to profess both its iron-fist rule and its fandom of the show...so sweet! A big thanks to our sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Even more special moments from 2021! Tim tries out material for the gang, Jackson keeps ranting, Livy invokes the spirit of Ben Franklin, the gang gets heated about adverbs, new baby announcements, and that’s just the beginning! Hodunks new and old will love this Hawkins gang wrap up. Thank you to our sponsors! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 credit to upgrade your job post! Offer only valid up to March 31st. Athletic Greens: Get a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our favorite moments from the first half of 2021! Jackson rants, Livy's vocal guitar, Tim & Luke's greatest hits, Heather's motherly guidance, tidbits from our favorite guests, and so much more. If you forgot to listen to the first 16 episodes of last year, this is your official Hawkins-approved cheat sheet! There will be a quiz. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order.! Go to hiyahealth.com/HAWKINS or enter code HAWKINS at checkout. Athletic Greens: Get a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Receive $15 off your first order with NO MINIMUM purchase! Go to publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Gang talks best and worst of karaoke and goes Irish in an attempt to woo more American audiences. Tim forgets some material and Luke sees the weirdest form of the elephant man. Heather tries to lay down some bars and Livy puts on an all-out beatbox concert you won’t want to miss. Plus, a call in from the North Pole from good ol’ Dr. Fauci! Turns out, it’s pretty dang tough to swab an elf. Big thanks to our sponsors of this episode! Mack Weldon: For 20% off your first order, go to mackweldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to faithfulcounseling.com/TIMHAWKINS for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Gang ponders the mysterious world of life before the internet. Livy confesses to not knowing the difference between the metaverse and matrix, and recounts getting sexually harassed by an elderly lady. Luke reads a particularly vicious Amazon review of a disappointed hot sauce user. Tim develops dad-envy at the golf course. Plus, everyone’s favorite Norwegian rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, rings in the show with some classic Scandinavian holiday cheer! (Beware of Krampus). Thank you to our sponsors! Butcherbox: New members can get free bacon for life and up to $100 off! Sign up at butcherbox.com/TIMHAWKINS Mack Weldon: For 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim gives the new Beatles documentary his seal of approval and uses the inspiration to write a hit single with Luke! The Gang pretends to not be pretentious by pretending not to know what precocious means (don’t ask). Livy and Heather try to nail down what to get Tim for Christmas...even though he just wants a candle. Plus, a special call in from Mark Zuckerberg, who explains the true meaning of Meta and has a binary sneezing fit. Big thanks to our sponsors! Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS Quip: Go to getquip.com/HAWKINS to get your first refill FREE and up to 40% off bundles! Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! StoryWorth: Go to www.StoryWorth.com/HAWKINS and save $10 on your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim gets a call from the most english englishman you’ve ever done heard. Levi joins the gang to give the outsider’s take on marriage and tell us about George Washington’s wooden...feet? Heather and Livy explain the art of feminine hair critique. Luke combines his two greatest passions into one push up. The gang decides that most people suck...and that they must be banished to a mug. Big thanks to our sponsors! Skylight Frames: For $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame, go to skylightframe.com and enter code TIM Raycon: Visit www.buyraycon.com/HAWKINS to unlock exclusive deals up to 20% off your Raycon order! Shipstation: Go to shipstation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter code HAWKINS to get a 60 day free trial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang is joined by comedian and good ol’ Tim pal, John Branyan! A masterclass ensues on the art of stand up and everyone tries out material, new and old, that you won’t want to miss. Resolved in this episode: God decides who’s funny and who’s not and the government can get over your fence if they so desire...probably. Luke speaks blasphemy of cotton candy and Livy counts down from ten. Big thanks to our sponsors! Mack Weldon: For 20% off your first order, visit Mack Weldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS Skylight Frames: For $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame, go to skylightframe.com and enter code TIM Public Goods: Go to publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS to receive $15 off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim cracks himself up and makes a list of lists. Luke officiates a wedding and could perhaps do yours as well. Livy ruins grilled cheese for everyone, forever. The gang laments multi-level marketing schemes and the perils of falling for one. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode! Go to shipstation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter code HAWKINS to get a 60 day free trial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim puts his whole life on the line on a mug. Luke turns out to be one of those anti-stop sign people. The gang decides that Hitler was bad. Livy and Tim sing a very special song about everyone’s favorite leafy bowl food. Jackson rants about the cheater-cheater pumpkin eaters. Plus, a special call in from Mr. Pope, who simply won’t hang up the phone! Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS at checkout to receive $15 off your first order with no minimum purchase! StoryWorth: Go to www.StoryWorth.com/HAWKINS and save $10 on your first purchase! Raycon: Visit www.buyraycon.com/HAWKINS to unlock exclusive deals up to 20% off your Raycon order! Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off you next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim speaks with a strung out pilot who had a few too many vaccines. Turns out that Heather is the founder (of using) Ebay. Luke gives Tim the “no cap” deal on drip and ice, which goes great. Livy demands mashed potatoes and shares her latest impression of everyone’s favorite Founding Father! Baby Holland plays us out and is simply adorable. Big thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode! For 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com/HAWKINS and enter promo code HAWKINS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A dire call in from an ex-believer who had one too many fiber-one bars. Livy burps. Luke is open about his emotions and scavenges for everything in the Hawkins household (except banana laffy taffy). A theological debate ensues, culminating in Heather’s pronouncement of the best chick-fil-a sauce. Crappaw calls in to tell the gang he loves them and that he still has awful bowels! Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back from popular demand, more epic vocal guitar from Livy you won’t want to miss! Tim describes his perfect mansion in heaven and laments the danger of caring about everything. Luke tries to predict the future of transportation and shares that his secret scammer is not yet gone. Plus, a very exciting family announcement from Tim’s oldest son, Spencer! Oh, and quick sand is fake, FYI. A big thanks to our sponsors! Butcherbox: Now offering new members a 10–16 pound turkey FREE in their first box. Just go to ButcherBox.com/TIMHAWKINS to sign up. Shipstation: Listeners can use my offer code, HAWKINS, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! Just go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in HAWKINS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices