The Therapy Crouch

ADVISORY CONTENT WARNING: Unfortunately, our mics dropped out for the last 10 mins of this week’s episode so we apologise for the last 5 minutes…Welcome to this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch!This week, Abbey has had some life affirming news and it has encouraged the gang to discuss all things friendship group related. Ever found yourself stuck with a talkative boring Norman at a wedding? Or had the dreaded experience of when two of your close friends split up and you don’t know which one to keep? You’re not alone.Abbey and Peter are here to give you some witty personal anecdotes, and advice on what to do if you ever find yourself in one of these sticky situations. We also find out why Pete could be inline for the next Gucci modelling job and Abbey has some choice words for one of our listeners who has an issue with her attempt at an Italian accent. It’s a cracker!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch we have some big news…….Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)Ever After is out on October 12th. To preorder your copy got to https://lnk.to/therapycrouch where you will find links to a limited number of signed copies, the audio book and more.In the rest of the podcast, Abbey and Peter are on hand to discuss how to handle turning the big 3 0! With Abbey adamant that life doesn’t start till 40, if you are concerned about this big birthday then fear no more we have got you covered. In Agony Ab, we hear from a woman who is concerned she may have chosen the wrong shade or (strawberry) blonde in her mating partner, and someone who is concerned about her boyfriends offensive dress senseEnjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the one you have all been waiting for! After a rather hectic Glastonbury experience, a slightly worse for wear Therapy Crouch is here to dish the dirt on what went down at Worthy Farm. The gang battle through some rather self-inflicted hangovers and lift the lid on their Glastonbury experience - expect a lot of Elton John chat, Abbey’s step count and the avoidance of the dreaded long drop…. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Tuesday! On this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter sit down and have a chat about their recent Father’s Day festivities, with Pete having put in a slightly underwhelming performance on Mother’s Day, is it likely Abbey pulled out all the stops for him this year? There is only one way to find out! To kick things off, Abbey and Peter share with us some of their favourite Dad jokes (that’s rubbish jokes, not jokes about Dads, Peter) In Agony Ab, the gang are on hand to give some advice for when your best mate gets a new girlfriend and she is constantly up staging you in the best friend department. Abbey is also on hand for some reassuring advice for one of our listeners who has recently seen one of her flings develop into something more serious with potentially catastrophic consequences. So sit back, relax and enjoy this weeks Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! This week, your favourite couple take a sit down to spill the beans on all their Glastonbury planning and preparations. We have got some interesting ideas on how we can help Pete go incognito in the crowd (wig suggestions welcome) and Abbey gives a breakdown on how she is going to give Sir Elton John himself a run for his money when it comes to outfit changes. In Weekly Whine Club you guys have been in touch to berate Peter about his skinny wrists and we also hear how you have incorporated this into your own daily lives with varying degrees of success.Agony Ab is also back…but this time with a twist! Rather than our usual pearls of wisdom and relationship saving advice, we hear some of your best (and worst) festival stories….from burst sh*t pipes and POONCHO nightmares - nothing is off the cards. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s your favourite time of the week again! Today, Abbey and Peter are back on The Therapy Crouch to discuss their very busy birthday scheduling, Spring has certainly sprung! Off the back of a rather large weekend in her hometown of Liverpool its safe to say the pair are still feeling slightly worse for wear but the main question is was it all worth it? We will let you be the judge.The gang also breakdown some of their most memorable birthday moments and some of their big bday plans for the little ones as well. In Agony Ab, we learn the dangers of downing too many pints of Guinness when your rocking a bowt of undiagnosed IBS as well as why, in some instances, being a single, half sock wearing cat owner is acceptable. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing attitudes when it comes to parenting styles - expect fun dad and house management vibes. And it isn’t just Abbey and Pete’s parenting styles that we get a glimpse into, but you guys as well! We hear from a couple whose attempts at confiscating their child’s Peppa Pig tablet backfired with some hilarious results. In Agony Ab, we learn of a fairly new and sh*t cultural phenomenon called a ‘Sten do’ as well as what to do when you suspect the girl you’ve got your eye on may be playing the o’l treat them mean keep them keen tactics on you. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! On this week’s episode Abbey and Peter are on hand to share some pearls of wisdom on what makes a good godparent, and some top tips on how to expertly navigate a thanks but no thanks conversation with your nearest and dearest. In Agony Ab, Abbey and Peter are on hand to help when your better half suddenly decides to take up the gym 10 years too late and we hear from Louis, one of our international listeners who needs some advice on how to make the first move!We hope you enjoy this very special episode from the OG Podfather and your fairy Podmother!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy #AbbeyClancy #PeterCrouch #TherapyCrouch #CoupleGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is no messing around in the Crouch family household as Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their biggest icks. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, an ick, as described by Urban Dictionary is: ‘Something someone does that is an instant turn-off for you, making you instantly hate the idea of being with them romantically.’And boy, have we got some icks for you….. from people who run for busses, to men with long nails and even the word ick itself! Stay tuned for some side splitting real good sticky icky fun on the couch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a little revisit one of the more contentious topics from a previous episode - the power shift that happens when a couple decides to put a ring on it. With Pete claiming that golf trips and nights out with the lads swiftly becomes a thing of the past, Abbey decides to call bullsh*t….big time. With the help of you, the listener, Abbey also decides to put together her own ‘Good Househusband Guide’ with some do’s and don’s included if you want to maintain your happy wife, happy life. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode of, The Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s your favourite part of the week again! Therapy Crouch is back with a bang and this week Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their misspent youth activities. Expect tales of underage discos enough to whip you up into a FRENZY and lessons how not to pull a sicky when you are battling your first hangover. Agony Ab is on hand to provide some much needed guidance and comic relief for what to do when your husband has some interesting locations he likes to spend a penny or, even worse, thinks they’re the next Whitney Houston. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, by popular demand, Abbey opens the door on what helped shape her career as one of Britain’s Next Top Models. It’s safe to say this journey was not all plain sailing, with plenty of high points, low points and laughs along the way. We also hear Pete’s opinions on the change in power dynamic once you put a ring on it and why ‘Airport Ab’ is a force to be reckoned with on a family holiday. The nation’s favourite agony aunts are also on hand to give advice on what to do if you pass gas in front of your in-laws and reveal why a tattoo on someone’s ‘Theatre of dreams’ may not be all it is cracked up to be. Enjoy!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy #AbbeyClancy #PeterCrouch #TherapyCrouch #CoupleGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Therapy Crouch release day! In this week’s episode Abbey and Peter talk about their rather eventful Easter break spent with their nearest and dearest….as well as their four kids. With Pete pondering why the little ones get such a long time off for Easter when Jesus himself only took 3 days, Abbey lets loose on some of their less-than-wholesome strolls in the park and trips to the beach. During Weekly Whine Club, Pete’s shortcomings on all things technology based are exposed and we hear from one of our listeners whose husband is left rather unimpressed by one of her morning rituals. In Agony Ab, we hear how one of our dear listeners is planning on throwing the wedding of a lifetime with his boyhood passion taking front and centre stage, and what to do when your gut feeling is telling you there is something wrong in the relationship. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode of The Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are recovering from their recent getaway for a friend's 30th birthday party. Having friend's 10-15 years younger than you when you're approaching the wrong side of 40 clearly takes it toll. Although we do hear about how hangover days without kids running round the house can hit another level as well as the tricks and techniques you can do to keep up with the young ones. As always, our loyal listeners have been in touch with their relationship trials and tribulations and, as always, Agony Ab is on hand to give some questionable advice, including what to do when you’ve only been blessed with bee stings for boobs and the risks involved when sending your fella for a Turkey Teeth job. All this, only available on The Therapy CrouchTo contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, we are going full Scouse power and taking a look at Abbey’s Liverpudlian roots. In Weekly Whine Club, we hear how Mother’s Day in casa de Crouch went down (expect some fireworks) and the extraordinary lengths Peter has to go to for a simple slice of chocolate in his own home. Abbey also gives a crash course in some of her favourite Scouse lingo and we learn why should never call someone’s meat antwacky. So, go grab yourself a lolly ice and enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!Tara la!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing parent styles…what could go wrong? We also hear about their recent appearance on the Jonathan Ross show and why there seems to be a huge problem with rimming in the Crouch household. Agony Ab is also back with a bang giving some great and some not so great advice out to you, our dear listeners. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a slight change of gear for the Therapy Crouch team, Abbey and Peter sit down with Natali Kelly and Dr Jeffrey Braithwaite to discuss endometriosis - a condition which affects 1 in 10 women - during national Endometriosis awareness month. Discover more about the symptoms and treatments of the disease and how we can all do more to raise awareness. In Agony Ab, we learn about the perils of watching a blue movie with your phone connected to the family bluetooth speaker, and why you should always leave the lights on when going for a midnight pee at your new in-laws house. As always, expect plenty of laughs and some outrageous one liners whilst also learning about something you may have been unfamiliar with beforehand. Everyday is a school day on, The Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ Natali Kelly - Aesthetic Practitioner & Reiki healer.Who has an award winning townhouse clinic in Chelsea, London Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/natalikellyldn/ Dr Jeffrey Braithwaite - Consultant Gynaecologist and Obstetrician Website: https://www.mrbraithwaitegynaecologist.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In honour of St Patrick, the Therapy Crouch goes international and takes the team too Dublin. Expect plenty of Guinness, Irish stew and questionable footwear chat. In Agony Ab, we hear from one of our listeners whose boyfriend’s hairline is in desperate need of a trip to Turkey, and learn why Bondi Rescue and Home and Away may not be the best research tools used if you are planning to emigrate to Australia. So Happy (belated) St Patrick’s day, we hope you enjoy this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch!Sláinte! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode we finally get an invite to the celebrity wedding event of the year - albeit 12 years too late. Abbey, being a trend setter as always, is rocking a what she describes as a ‘Unitard’ but Peter more aptly labels as a giant baby grow. We hear about Pete’s questionable decision making on the eve of his big day and why you should never let a bunch of scousers near your wedding day golf buggy. Tales of woe in Agony Ab are keeping us entertained, and Abbey gives some stern advice on what to do when your younger sibling is planning on upstaging your big day, as well as how to deal with potential bridesmaids from hell.All this, only on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, we get an exclusive invite to the planning behind the wedding of the decade. From pre match nerves, to Elton John’s florist - learn more about the planning of the most important day of Abbey’s life (and probably Pete’s as well). We also hear how Abbey feels how she has made a load of new friends since starting the podcast and why Peter is still struggling to show his face in the bakery after THAT famous incident. And your favourite Agony Ab is back, helping to navigate the tricky waters of what to do when your girlfriend plans, and pays for, your wedding without your knowledge but on your credit card and how to get out of your sister’s OTT wedding prep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Abbey and Peter provide a schooling session on how to nail the perfect proposal (spoiler: It does not involve chemtrails) Weekly Whine club is also back, with Abbey and Peter going a bit more upmarket to celebrate the roaring success that is The Therapy Crouch! We learn why you can't trust Abbey to keep a clean car and how Peter is considering taking up a career modelling fake tan. And, as always, Agony Ab is on hand to give you the listener some advice for your tricky relationship problems. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter shed light on all the things they have in common, from nights in watching boxsets to nights out on the tiles.... and even their taste in men. The pair also bond over their shared appreciation for all things Bono and Barry from Eastenders. In the Weekly Whine Club, we learn why having a Victoria Secret’s model as a wife may not be as glamorous as it sounds and, rather ironically, that poor punctuality is one of Abbey’s pet hates. In Agony Ab, we go international and provide assistance to some of our Spanish listeners and Pete gives tips on how to keep to spice alive (spoiler: it does not involve dressing up as a viking) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, The Therapy Crouch is streaming live and direct from sunny Portugal where Pete and Abbey are away with the kids. Abbey and Pete reminisce some of their most memorable moments from being on holiday over the years, including fights with paparazzi, near death experiences and going undercover in Barcelona. Agony Ab is also back with a bang - with Abbey giving fashion tips on what to wear to a kinky rave and how to pass gas discretely when you’re in a new relationship. All of this, only on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s episode, Abbey and Peter give us a glimpse into what life in the public eye is really like. From the glitz and the glam to the sh*t and the sham, sit back and relax whilst we lift the lid on life as a celeb in 2023. This week also sees the return of the hotly anticipated ‘Weekly Whine Club’, so get your glasses and other half at the ready and find out what’s been grinding our gears recently. With laughs, tears and a few insults along the way we hope you enjoy this episode of The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today’s episode, Abbey and Pete discuss what to expect when you’re expecting. Abbey opens up on some of the issues they experienced when getting pregnant for the first time and offers advice to any listeners who find themselves in a similar situation. Pete is also on hand to provide guidance to the partners who are trying to navigate their way through hormones, weird cravings and strange demands. Sit yourself down, grab a prawn sandwich and enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode, Pete provides a lesson on exactly how not to ask the love of your life to move in with you. Learn more about Peter’s revolutionary invention, ‘The Squat Box’ and why you should never leave your home movie collection lying around when your future wife and mother-in-law are coming round for tea.From Pet Detectives to interior design clashes, no stone is left unturned on The Therapy Crouch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the opening episode of their new podcast series, The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and shed light on their early days dating, as well as advice on how to keep the spark alive once you settle down. Stay tuned for some questionable chat up lines, trips to monkey island, and advice on how to avoid entering your overdraft on the first date…All this and much, much more only available on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The brand new couples therapy podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.