The Sub-Beacon Podcast

In this Very Special Episode sponsored by Tommy John, we review the Italian-Canadian rom-com Little Italy. Oofah, how did this movie ever get made? JVL finds Emma Roberts irresistable. Sonny ranks the movie's stereotypes, from best to worst. Vic resists wearing pants to the office. Plus Sonny reassures us he is fine.

In this latest episode sponsored by Tommy John and DoorDash, we discuss the indie-horror film The Lighthouse starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson. Sonny liked it, obviously. Vic didn't understand it, obviously. JVL rediscovers his HD DVD player. Plus advice on where to buy fancy faucets!

In this latest episode, we review Under the Silver Lake starring Andrew Garfield. Sonny and JVL can't stop gushing about it. Vic could not make sense of it. We also discuss the new Tenet trailer. And JVL questions the racial stereotyping on pizza boxes.

In this latest episode sponsored by Tommy John, we discuss Capone starring Tom Hardy. JVL goes back to the beach—and so do the Bennies! Vic goes the wrong way in a supermarket. Sonny gets his fill of Buffalo Trace. Plus figuring out how to play craps during a pandemic. And an old friend returns to the show!

In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the soon-to-be-rereleased Flash Gordon. JVL calls it a psycho-sexual masterpiece. Sonny thought less of it. Vic explains why he's recording in his basement. Plus ZZ Top lyrics explained!

In this latest episode, we discuss Val Kilmer, who has a new memoir, I'm Your Huckleberry. Of course we haven't read it but that doesn't stop us from discussing his films! Vic promises not to say his name. JVL shares his obsession with Calvin Klein. And Sonny talks about theaters reopening. Plus listener shout-outs!

In this latest episode, we discuss the new Netflix movie Extraction starring Chris Hemsworth. Sonny likes it enough, JVL finds it derivative, and Vic loves the grenade launcher. Sonny shares news about They Called Me Wyatt, a new book from Rebeller Media. JVL shares his conspiracy theory about graphing calculators. And Vic makes his own simple syrup.

On this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the new Michael Jordan documentary The Last Dance. JVL calls it hagiography. Sonny loves Rick Fox. Vic struggles with his Dikembe Mutombo impression. Plus Guitar Hero, cassette tapes, and the true nature of The Batman!

In this latest episode we discuss the 20th anniversary of Gladiator. Could it be Ridley Scott's best movie, Russell Crowe's best role, or the best gladiator movie of all time? Let the rankings decide! Plus JVL gives Sonny an Easter quiz, Sonny talks Michael Biehn and Tombstone, and Vic shares his strategy for world domination.

On this latest episode, we discuss the return of comedian Louis CK in Sincerely. JVL explains Wrestlemania amid a pandemic. Vic wants more free TV—a lot more. And Sonny suffers an Old Fashioned disaster. Plus Manhattans, movie releases, and Immobiliare!

On this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker and DoorDash, we break down the Netflix docuseries Tiger King. JVL calls it an indictment against democracy. Vic calls it aspirational. Sonny discusses movie-making in the time of coronavirus. Plus JVL on family blackjack and Vic's tips for hot bars (which may or may not come back).

On this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker, we review The Hunt, which we all saw from the comfort of our homes! Sonny discusses the dismal fate of movie theaters. JVL replaces the "Freshman 15" with the "COVID 19." Vic eats everything before it spoils and sometimes a little after.

In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and Calm, we discuss pandemic movies like Outbreak and even War of the Worlds. Sonny relates his own "contagion" experience. JVL doesn't want to touch anything (nothing new there), and Vic plays Axis & Allies.

In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon, we discuss the Amazon Prime Holocaust revenge series Hunters—in bad taste or just derivative? Sonny and JVL talk about the impact of the Corona virus on the film industry. Vic and JVL felt old returning to Georgetown. Plus a review of the Union and Penn Station Acela lounges!

In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and Calm, we discuss the Oscar-winning Parasite. JVL has a deep take on the plight of the proletariat. Vic once worked for Korean bosses. Sonny recounts the Rebeller screening of VFW and meeting fans of the show. Plus thoughts on Sonic the Hedgehog, The Call of the Wild, and Lenten sacrifices!

In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss Birds of Prey. JVL has thoughts on toxic masculinity. Sonny reveals just how difficult it is to end your gym membership. Vic breaks out the Quadrant Calculator. Plus Oscar talk and that new trailer for The French Dispatch—more Wes Anderson than Wes Anderson!

In this latest episode sponsored by Calm, we discuss Guy Ritchie's The Gentlemen. Sonny goes on a cable rant. JVL buys a new plunger. Vic confuses Spectrum with Spectravision. Plus making the case for the seaward!

In this latest episode sponsored by Calm and DoorDash, we discuss the box office and some of our favorite movies. Cillizza can't say enough about Sucker Punch. Vic does a Hoya Q&A while JVL listens patiently. Cillizza and JVL talk sports while Vic listens patiently. Plus Revenge of the Sith, stomach flu, and a Jonah Nolan story!

In this latest episode, sponsored by SwagRight.com, we discuss Bad Boys for Life. JVL has words for an unkind reviewer. Sonny prepares for his big move. Vic makes coffee for a hundred people. Plus a ranking of the best movies of the 2010s!

In this latest episode sponsored by Warby Parker and SwagRight.com, we discuss the World War I drama 1917. JVL loved it, but is it too gimmicky, Sonny wonders? Vic's mouth feels like an ashtray. Plus that other Star Wars script—more Rose, please!

In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash, Calm, and SwagRight.com, we discuss Uncut Gems starring Adam Sandler. JVL was not exactly a fan. Sonny talks about Rebeller. Vic wants to read more in the new year. Plus the new Fantasy Island!

In this holiday episode, sponsored by SwagRight.com, we take on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. JVL remembers his rowing days. Sonny hates musicals. Vic likes clementines. Plus we open presents!

In this latest episode, sponsored by Circle and SwagRight.com, we discuss Clint Eastwood's latest film Richard Jewell. JVL breaks down the media controversy. Sonny reveals RebellerMedia.com. Vic is just trying to survive the week.

In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the Disney+ series The Mandalorian and the future of the Star Wars franchise. JVL rides the Acela first class—and is never going back! Vic makes a surprise visit to an old steakhouse. And Sonny thinks Baby Yoda is ... fine.

In this latest episode, sponsored by Circle and Calm, we discuss Martin Scorsese's The Irishman. Sonny thinks it's way too long. JVL questions if it's even cinema. Vic couldn't get enough of it! Plus Hoya basketball drama and that Peloton commercial!

In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon sponsored by Circle and ExpressVPN, we discuss Midway and Jojo Rabbit (finally!) and Thanksgiving movies—is there anything better than The Godfather marathon? Vic has a Peloton update! And did someone see Frozen 2?

In this latest episode, sponsored by Ethos and DoorDash, we discuss the racing movie Ford v Ferrari. JVL brings in a heart-pounding Drink of the Week. Sonny explains the magic behind his weight loss. Vic discovers Peloton. And why did Charlie's Angels bomb?

We review Terminator: Dark Fate. Sonny goes off on pointless sequels. JVL discovers powdered peanut butter. And Vic goes to Maggiano's. Plus the future of Star Wars and Condé Nast!

In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash and ExpressVPN, we discuss Eddie Murphy's Dolemite Is My Name. But that's after Sonny takes issue with BoxOfficeMojo.com. AND after JVL recounts his time at the World Series. AND after Vic responds to demand for a Vic Doll.

In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon sponsored by Calm and Ethos life insurance, we discuss Zombieland 2: Double Tap. JVL is going to the World Series! Vic reviews hospital cafeteria food. And special guest Mary Katharine Ham takes the hot seat!

On this week's episode, guest-host Matthew Continetti fills in for Vic Matus as the gang discusses Ang Lee's use of high frame rate 3D in Gemini Man. Also: how much is too much to spend on World Series tickets?

In this latest episode of the Sub-Beacon sponsored by DoorDash, we tackle Todd Phillips's Joker. Is Joaquin Phoenix acting or 'actoring'? JVL and Vic remember their favorite TV dinners. Sonny saves money by fixing his own toilet!

In this latest Sub-Beacon, sponsored by Calm and ExpressVPN, we discuss Rambo: Last Blood, which JVL found deeply problematic. Vic found it easy to understand. Sonny wears linen in October! Plus more Civ talk and Descendants 3!

On this week's episode, sponsored by Ethos Life Insurance, Matthew Continetti fills in for Vic Matus. Sonny plays host, probably poorly. JVL gets hard. And the Sub-Beaconers hear that the Free Beacon is none-too-happy about American icon John Rambo being ignored on this installment of the Sub-Beacon, which covers Ad Astra.

In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash, we discuss the amazing Hustlers. Or at least Vic and JVL thought it was amazing. Sonny gets into briefcases. Vic eats a Pittsburger. Plus what's with all the movie trailers?

In this latest episode sponsored by Calm and NetSuite, we discuss Dave Chappelle's Sticks & Stones and the state of stand-up comedy. JVL really hates IKEA. Sonny is feeling old. Vic shares his lab results. Plus talk about The Mandalorian trailer!

In this latest episode, sponsored by ExpressVPN, we discuss the surprisingly poignant Good Boys. Sonny makes the case for Olympus Has Fallen. JVL and Vic have a therapy session. Plus JVL reacts to that amazing new Star Wars trailer!

In this latest episode sponsored by DoorDash and NetSuite, we tackle the Springsteen-themed Blinded by the Light—how could the Boss let this happen? Sonny discusses the Spider-Man situation. Vic has a barbershop dilemma. And special guest host Matt Continetti has an idea for Stranger Things 4! The Sub-Beacon will return after Labor Day. Happy end of summer!

In this episode, sponsored by Blinds.com and Calm, Sonny and Vic discuss Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. JVL hates scary movies so he saw ... something else. Sonny eats deep-fried deviled eggs and JVL still hates mayo.

In this latest episode, sponsored by ExpressVPN and LendingClub, we try to make sense of Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. JVL sees a few minor problems with the plot. Sonny recommends books about film. And Vic has a Red Dawn revelation!

In this latest episode, sponsored by Quip and Blinds.com, we discuss Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and the Tarantino oeuvre. JVL talks about word processing. Sonny ignores Facebook birthday wishes. Vic defends his mochi theft!

In this latest episode, sponsored by DoorDash, we review The Lion King remake—was there really a need? Sonny has gone haircut crazy. JVL provides tips on cleaning a Keurig. And Vic denies stealing salad. Plus Top Gun 2 trailer talk!

In this latest episode, sponsored by Calm and LendingClub, we discuss Stuber. JVL celebrates Prime Day by getting a canopy. Vic compares himself to Dave Bautista. Sonny sorts through his Criterion Collection. Plus: Star Wars time travel theories and a buddy cop ranking!

In this latest episode, sponsored by ExpressVPN and Blinds.com, we review Toy Story 4 and rank Pixar movies. JVL is not a fan, despite the tear in his eye. Vic lays out the rules of the buffet. Sonny still dresses up for work—at home.

In this latest episode sponsored by Calm and Lending Club, the Sub-Beacon discusses Spider-Man: Far From Home. Sonny still hates sand. Vic watches World War II movies. Plus a special guest review!

In this latest episode, sponsored by Boosted and Calm, we review the Elton John biopic Rocketman. JVL says Elton John > Queen! Sonny talks to strangers in an airport. Vic picks up two hitchhikers.

In this latest episode, sponsored by Express VPN and Blinds.com, we discuss Dark Phoenix. Sonny wonders if the days of X-Men's future are past. JVL gets spotted as Flash's dad. Vic insists he was a victim of food poisoning. Plus toll lane conspiracy theories!

In this latest episode, sponsored by Boosted, we review Godzilla: King of the Monsters. JVL gets his Lepin "Parry Hotter," Sonny gets a haircut, and Vic gets into mistaken identity. Plus Space Giants and Grippos!

In this latest episode, sponsored by Calm, the gang reviews Guy Ritchie's Aladdin. JVL and Sonny discuss their new business venture—no chitchat barbershops. Vic makes a Suffering Bastard. Plus problematic movies from the '80s and '90s!

In this latest episode, sponsored by Boosted and DoorDash, the guys discuss John Wick: Chapter 3—Parabellum. JVL and Sonny argue over Uber vs. taxis. Sonny doesn't like small talk, JVL demands tips for writers, and Vic tries the Ghost Pepper diet.