Free Agency Winners, Losers, and Whatever the Jets Are Doing

The Jets signed Gino Smith. Again. The Raiders spent $200 million and nobody can name who they got. Dak's wedding blew up at a joint bachelor party. And somehow Malik Willis might be the best rushing QB in football.

We're breaking down every major move from the first 48 hours of free agency — the winners, the losers, and whatever the Jets are doing.

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 — Intro

1:42 — Gino Smith back to the Jets (worst move ever?)

3:48 — Tom Brady convinced someone to want Gino

4:15 — Malik Willis to the Dolphins — is he legit?

6:14 — Willis might be the best rushing QB in the NFL 6:38 — Tua to the Falcons — two lefties, one locker room

8:21 — Does the first round draft pick even matter?

11:10 — Free agency losers: Colts & Ravens overpaid

12:01 — Alec Pierce got HOW much?

13:18 — Max Crosby to Baltimore — too steep?

14:12 — Raiders spent $200M in 48 hours

16:13 — Do first round picks actually hit?

18:02 — Joe Burrow playing blackjack with Jessica Alba

19:03 — Kenneth Walker to the Chiefs 20:02 — The drunk GM negotiation clip 21:06 — Travis Kelce should've retired 21:19 — Mike Evans leaves Tampa for the 49ers

24:09 — DJ Moore to the Bills — good or bad?

25:11 — Lions sign Pacheco, Pats get Romeo Doubs

26:06 — Seahawks Super Bowl brain drain 27:44 — Dak Prescott's wedding called off 30:10 — Joint bachelor parties are the worst idea ever 31:35 — Fantasy relevant moves recap 32:08 — Where does Kyler Murray land? 34:24 — Wrap up + how to reach us

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