The Socially Distant Sports Bar

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!🏆 VOTE FOR US! We're up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards: we’re in the Top 6 and you can vote for us again, even if you have already done so!👉 Take 20 seconds to do it here: britishpodcastawards.com/votingTell your mates, your boss, your gran. Let’s win this thing. Diolch!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “71: A Million Bees”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 281: He’s Trying To Say SorryElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.🎉 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! It’s the final push for the British Podcast Awards Listeners’ Choice Award – and we’d love your support. It only takes 30 seconds, and it really means the world to us. 👉 Vote here: www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingPART 1Elis: Big Jim CollieSteff: Steve BurtonMike: Phil on Tiger and Scottie Scheffler’s record vs TigerPART 2Elis Documentary: America’s Team: The Gambler and His Cowboys https://www.netflix.com/title/81725526 Steff Book: My Favourite Year, edited by Nick Hornby https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4263.My_Favorite_Year PART 3Elis: St Helens’ final gameMike: Pre-season 😬Steff: Barcelona play 60 minutes with only academy graduates💡 Get More Every Week 👉 Bonus episodes, spin-offs, Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod, plus the full story behind our episode titles — only on Patreon.com/distantpod🎟️ Tour 2026 – Tickets on sale now at distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 281: He’s Trying To Say SorryElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of classic clips, documentaries, books, and total nonsense.🎉 LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! It’s the final push for the British Podcast Awards Listeners’ Choice Award – and we’d love your support. It only takes 30 seconds, and it really means the world to us. 👉 Vote here: www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingPART 1Elis: Big Jim CollieSteff: Steve BurtonMike: Phil on Tiger and Scottie Scheffler’s record vs TigerPART 2Elis Documentary: America’s Team: The Gambler and His Cowboys https://www.netflix.com/title/81725526 Steff Book: My Favourite Year, edited by Nick Hornby https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4263.My_Favorite_Year PART 3Elis: St Helens’ final gameMike: Pre-season 😬Steff: Barcelona play 60 minutes with only academy graduates💡 Get More Every Week 👉 Bonus episodes, spin-offs, Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod, plus the full story behind our episode titles — only on Patreon.com/distantpod🎟️ Tour 2026 – Tickets on sale now at distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🚨 Last Chance to Vote 🚨Today’s the FINAL day to vote for The Socially Distant Sports Bar in the British Podcast Awards.We’re not just trying to scrape into the Top 10 — we want to smash our way to the Top Spot. 🥈➡️🥇Mike’s even recorded a special voice note to encourage you lot. 🎙️😂👉 Vote here before midnight:https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingOver the last three years you’ve carried us from Top 20 → Top 5 → 2nd place.Now it’s time to take that final step.Thanks for backing us, as always — you’re the reason we keep doing this nonsense.Now go vote before those dirty boys at Help I Sexted My Boss beats us again…🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!🏆 VOTE FOR US! We're up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards – and your vote genuinely helps.👉 Take 20 seconds to do it here: britishpodcastawards.com/votingTell your mates, your boss, your gran. Let’s win this thing. Diolch!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “57: Shower When Necessary”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 280: When’s It Going Out?This week features cycling farewells, Lions, rugby memories, and plenty of sporting oddities.Vote for us in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards – it only takes 30 seconds and really helps us out: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingAnd don’t forget – the full story behind our titles (and loads of bonus content) is only available on Patreon.com/distantpod.Part 1Elis: The end of ITV CyclingSteff: LionsMike: What I miss about playing rugbyPart 2Mike Documentary: Jake Paul: The Problem ChildElis Book: The Official History of the Tour de FrancePart 3Steff: Budget Sky SportsMike: Kid at King of the ConeElis: Wales away to Kazakhstan, on the train🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 280: When’s It Going Out?This week features cycling farewells, Lions, rugby memories, and plenty of sporting oddities.Vote for us in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards – it only takes 30 seconds and really helps us out: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingAnd don’t forget – loads of bonus content is only available on Patreon.com/distantpod.Part 1Elis: The end of ITV CyclingSteff: LionsMike: What I miss about playing rugbyPart 2Mike Documentary: Jake Paul: The Problem ChildElis Book: The Official History of the Tour de FrancePart 3Steff: Budget Sky SportsMike: Kid at King of the ConeElis: Wales away to Kazakhstan, on the train🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “138: I'll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 279: The Best Of Hoffi Pod🏆 VOTE FOR US! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. Your vote genuinely makes a huge difference: 👉 britishpodcastawards.com/votingAbout This EpisodeOver on Patreon we’ve recorded 25 episodes of Hoffi Pod – our spin-off where we chat about the things we really love.This week, we’re bringing you the best bits from across those episodes – the funniest moments, the weirdest tangents, and the kind of nonsense that makes Hoffi Pod such a hit with subscribers.Want More Hoffi Pod?You don’t have to subscribe to Patreon to hear them all. You can now buy individual episodes from our shop: 👉 patreon.com/distantpodOr go all in and subscribe for £8 a month to unlock:All 25 Hoffi Pod episodesFull Michael Owen’s Movie ClubHundreds of hours of bonus contentThe legendary second halves of weekly shows2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS ON SALE NOWFri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Grab your tickets: distantpod.com/liveThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – The best bits of Hoffi Pod… and there’s plenty more where that came from.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 279: The Best Of Hoffi Pod🏆 VOTE FOR US! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. Your vote genuinely makes a huge difference: 👉 britishpodcastawards.com/votingAbout This EpisodeOver on Patreon we’ve recorded 25 episodes of Hoffi Pod – our spin-off where we chat about the things we really love.This week, we’re bringing you the best bits from across those episodes – the funniest moments, the weirdest tangents, and the kind of nonsense that makes Hoffi Pod such a hit with subscribers.Want More Hoffi Pod?You don’t have to subscribe to Patreon to hear them all. You can now buy individual episodes from our shop: 👉 patreon.com/distantpodOr go all in and subscribe for £8 a month to unlock:All 25 Hoffi Pod episodesFull Michael Owen’s Movie ClubHundreds of hours of bonus contentThe legendary second halves of weekly shows2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS ON SALE NOWFri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Grab your tickets: distantpod.com/liveThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – The best bits of Hoffi Pod… and there’s plenty more where that came from.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 278: Double Custard🏆 VOTE FOR US! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards – and your vote genuinely helps. 👉 britishpodcastawards.com/votingTell your mates, your postie, and the bloke in Greggs. Let’s win this.💡 About that title… You won’t understand why this episode is called Double Custard unless you’re a Patreon. It comes from a glorious moment in this week’s subscriber-only section – and it’s very much worth hearing.👉 Get the full story: patreon.com/distantpod📍 PART 1⚽ Elis – Jess Fishlock’s dad – Absolute peak proud parent energy. ▶️ Watch here🏌️ Mike – Scottie Scheffler. ▶️ Watch here👕 Steff – Newport County’s new away kit – Spoiler: it’s a beauty. ▶️ Watch here📍 PART 2🎬 Steff’s Documentary – The Turnaround – A remarkable redemption story. ▶️ Watch on Netflix📖 Mike’s Book – Living with a Legend by Kathy Botham – Behind the scenes of life with cricket’s superstar. ▶️ Buy here📍 PART 3🤖 Steff – The Future… – Equal parts exciting and terrifying. ▶️ Watch here🏏 Mike – Nasser and Stokes ▶️ Watch here⚽ Elis – Brian Clough removes pitch invader – A masterclass in old-school fan-management. ▶️ Watch here🎟️ 2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS ON SALE NOWFri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Book here: distantpod.com/liveThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – Like a sports podcast. But with more custard.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 278: Double Custard🏆 VOTE FOR US! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards – and your vote genuinely helps. 👉 britishpodcastawards.com/votingTell your mates, your postie, and the bloke in Greggs. Let’s win this.💡 About that title… You won’t understand why this episode is called Double Custard unless you’re a Patreon. It comes from a glorious moment in this week’s subscriber-only section – and it’s very much worth hearing.👉 Get the full story: patreon.com/distantpod📍 PART 1⚽ Elis – Jess Fishlock’s dad – Absolute peak proud parent energy. ▶️ Watch here🏌️ Mike – Scottie Scheffler. ▶️ Watch here👕 Steff – Newport County’s new away kit – Spoiler: it’s a beauty. ▶️ Watch here📍 PART 2🎬 Steff’s Documentary – The Turnaround – A remarkable redemption story. ▶️ Watch on Netflix📖 Mike’s Book – Living with a Legend by Kathy Botham – Behind the scenes of life with cricket’s superstar. ▶️ Buy here📍 PART 3🤖 Steff – The Future… – Equal parts exciting and terrifying. ▶️ Watch here🏏 Mike – Nasser and Stokes ▶️ Watch here⚽ Elis – Brian Clough removes pitch invader – A masterclass in old-school fan-management. ▶️ Watch here🎟️ 2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS ON SALE NOWFri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Book here: distantpod.com/liveThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – Like a sports podcast. But with more custard.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “79: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 277: The Fat Friar🏆 VOTE FOR US! We're up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards – and your vote genuinely helps.👉 Take 20 seconds to do it here: britishpodcastawards.com/votingTell your mates, your boss, your gran. Let’s win this thing. Diolch!📍 PART 1🎸 Mike – The Wisdom of Ozzy – A chaotic, beautiful life summed up in 38 seconds ▶️ Watch here🎤 Elis – Kenny Sansom’s impressions at Euro ’88 – A lost art ▶️ Watch here⛷️ Steff – Grass Skiing in Leeds, 1981 – It’s got speed, risk, and Yorkshire ▶️ Watch here📍 PART 2🎬 Elis’ Documentary – Vive le Tour! (1962) – A poetic, joyful time capsule of the early Tour de France ▶️ Watch on Dailymotion📖 Steff’s Book – Call of the Warrior by Gareth A Davies Stories of combat sports, warrior culture, and mind over matter ▶️ Buy here📍 PART 3🏉 Elis – When a linebacker switches to rugby – This lad might sort out your midfield ▶️ Watch here🏟️ Mike – Chiefs vs Brumbies – High-octane, no-frills Super Rugby ▶️ Watch here🎬 Steff – Wes Anderson does sport (sort of) – Framing, pacing and peculiar joy ▶️ Watch here🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Book here: distantpod.com/live🚀 JOIN US ON PATREON🎧 Extra episodes 📼 Michael Owen’s Movie Club 🎤 Hoffi Pod 🎟️ Early access to tour tickets 💌 Gifting available👉 patreon.com/distantpodThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – Like a sports podcast. But in the same way Ozzy Osbourne is like a life coach.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 277: The Fat Friar🏆 VOTE FOR US! We're up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards – and your vote genuinely helps.👉 Take 20 seconds to do it here: britishpodcastawards.com/votingTell your mates, your boss, your gran. Let’s win this thing. Diolch!📍 PART 1🎸 Mike – The Wisdom of Ozzy – A chaotic, beautiful life summed up in 38 seconds ▶️ Watch here🎤 Elis – Kenny Sansom’s impressions at Euro ’88 – A lost art ▶️ Watch here⛷️ Steff – Grass Skiing in Leeds, 1981 – It’s got speed, risk, and Yorkshire ▶️ Watch here📍 PART 2🎬 Elis’ Documentary – Vive le Tour! (1962) – A poetic, joyful time capsule of the early Tour de France ▶️ Watch on Dailymotion📖 Steff’s Book – Call of the Warrior by Gareth A Davies Stories of combat sports, warrior culture, and mind over matter ▶️ Buy here📍 PART 3🏉 Elis – When a linebacker switches to rugby – This lad might sort out your midfield ▶️ Watch here🏟️ Mike – Chiefs vs Brumbies – High-octane, no-frills Super Rugby ▶️ Watch here🎬 Steff – Wes Anderson does sport (sort of) – Framing, pacing and peculiar joy ▶️ Watch here🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Book here: distantpod.com/live🚀 JOIN US ON PATREON🎧 Extra episodes 📼 Michael Owen’s Movie Club 🎤 Hoffi Pod 🎟️ Early access to tour tickets 💌 Gifting available👉 patreon.com/distantpodThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – Like a sports podcast. But in the same way Ozzy Osbourne is like a life coach.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “Hoffi Pod 13”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 276: See You Next Wednesday🏆 WE NEED YOUR VOTE! The British Podcast Awards – Listeners’ Choice is open, and we’d love your support.👉 Vote here (takes 30 seconds): britishpodcastawards.com/votingEvery vote helps more people discover our nonsense. Thank you!📍 PART 1🪆 Steff – Blue Peter & the Kevin Keegan doll ▶️ Watch it🗞️ Elis – Sky Sports breaking news like you’ve never seen before ▶️ Watch here🏉 Mike – The legend of Billy Boston, a true great of rugby league ▶️ Watch here📍 PART 2📺 Mike’s Documentary: The Fall of Favre The spectacular and controversial downfall of NFL icon Brett Favre. ▶️ Watch on Netflix📖 Elis’ Book: Veni, Vidi, Vici: When Italian Football Ruled Europe by Dominic Hougham ▶️ Buy the book📍 PART 3🏏 Mike – Home run with a cricket bat – physics defied, rules optional ▶️ Watch here📼 Elis – Maradona warming up for the 1994 World Cup like only he could ▶️ Watch🥏 Steff – The explosive, chaotic joy of Tejo, Colombia’s national sport ▶️ Watch here🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS ON SALE NOW!We’re taking this mess on the road in 2026 – join us live!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets: distantpod.com/live🚀 GET MORE ON PATREON💥 Bonus content in every episode 🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club 🎤 Hoffi Pod 🎟️ Early live show access 🧡 Gift subscriptions👉 Join here: patreon.com/distantpodThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Episode 276: See You Next Wednesday🏆 WE NEED YOUR VOTE! The British Podcast Awards – Listeners’ Choice is open, and we’d love your support.👉 Vote here (takes 30 seconds): britishpodcastawards.com/votingEvery vote helps more people discover our nonsense. Thank you!📍 PART 1🪆 Steff – Blue Peter & the Kevin Keegan doll ▶️ Watch it🗞️ Elis – Sky Sports breaking news like you’ve never seen before ▶️ Watch here🏉 Mike – The legend of Billy Boston, a true great of rugby league ▶️ Watch here📍 PART 2📺 Mike’s Documentary: The Fall of Favre The spectacular and controversial downfall of NFL icon Brett Favre. ▶️ Watch on Netflix📖 Elis’ Book: Veni, Vidi, Vici: When Italian Football Ruled Europe by Dominic Hougham ▶️ Buy the book📍 PART 3🏏 Mike – Home run with a cricket bat – physics defied, rules optional ▶️ Watch here📼 Elis – Maradona warming up for the 1994 World Cup like only he could ▶️ Watch🥏 Steff – The explosive, chaotic joy of Tejo, Colombia’s national sport ▶️ Watch here🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – TICKETS ON SALE NOW!We’re taking this mess on the road in 2026 – join us live!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets: distantpod.com/live🚀 GET MORE ON PATREON💥 Bonus content in every episode 🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club 🎤 Hoffi Pod 🎟️ Early live show access 🧡 Gift subscriptions👉 Join here: patreon.com/distantpodThe Socially Distant Sports Bar – like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “77: Hackney Empire (a) 2nd Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🏆 VOTE FOR US! We’re nominated for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and your vote could make all the difference.👉 Vote now: britishpodcastawards.com/voting It’s free, it takes 30 seconds, and we’d love you forever. Probably.🎞 This Week’s Episode We’re cracking open the Patreon vault and bringing you the very best bits from Michael Owen’s Movie Club – our long-running, occasionally sports-adjacent, always entertaining spin-off series.For 58 glorious episodes (and counting), Mike, Elis and Steff have watched and dissected everything from underdog sports dramas to baffling action blockbusters — all launched from Michael Owen’s now-legendary claim that he’s only ever seen 8 films and didn’t like them… because they weren’t real.“It’s supposed to be a sports film podcast… but really, it’s just three blokes with questionable taste in movies.”From Cool Runnings to JFK, The Karate Kid to Field of Dreams, this is your guided tour through the madness, genius, and deep cinematic trauma that is Michael Owen’s Movie Club.🎧 Want More? This full series is usually only available to our Patreon subscribers. Join us and you’ll get:DISCOUNT CODE 23167 on £10 tier 🎬 Full archive of Michael Owen’s Movie Club 🎧 Weekly bonus episodes 🕵️ Hoffi Pod, guest specials, and Q&As 🚀 Early access to live shows 👉 patreon.com/distantpod🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – ON SALE NOW!Come see us live as we bring a brand-new show on tour across the UK!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets → www.distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🏆 VOTE FOR US! We’re nominated for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and your vote could make all the difference.👉 Vote now: britishpodcastawards.com/voting It’s free, it takes 30 seconds, and we’d love you forever. Probably.🎞 This Week’s Episode We’re cracking open the Patreon vault and bringing you the very best bits from Michael Owen’s Movie Club – our long-running, occasionally sports-adjacent, always entertaining spin-off series.For 58 glorious episodes (and counting), Mike, Elis and Steff have watched and dissected everything from underdog sports dramas to baffling action blockbusters — all launched from Michael Owen’s now-legendary claim that he’s only ever seen 8 films and didn’t like them… because they weren’t real.“It’s supposed to be a sports film podcast… but really, it’s just three blokes with questionable taste in movies.”From Cool Runnings to JFK, The Karate Kid to Field of Dreams, this is your guided tour through the madness, genius, and deep cinematic trauma that is Michael Owen’s Movie Club.🎧 Want More? This full series is usually only available to our Patreon subscribers. Join us and you’ll get:DISCOUNT CODE 23167 on £10 tier 🎬 Full archive of Michael Owen’s Movie Club 🎧 Weekly bonus episodes 🕵️ Hoffi Pod, guest specials, and Q&As 🚀 Early access to live shows 👉 patreon.com/distantpod🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – ON SALE NOW!Come see us live as we bring a brand-new show on tour across the UK!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets → www.distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “141:Little Tommy Two Kormas”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 274: I’m Not An Owl (Pt 2) We’re in the running for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need you to make it happen!👉 Vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It’s quick, free, and genuinely makes a huge difference. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Roy Hodgson’s perfectly baffling post-match thoughts to Dexys honouring a darts legend, Pastor Joe blessing NASCAR, sarcastic keepers, Claude Makélélé appreciation, and the wonderful world of softball — it's another classic week of sporting detours.Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return to rifle through the weird, heartfelt, and downright brilliant side of sport.“It’s like a sports podcast… except when it absolutely isn’t.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: Pastor Joe Nelms' NASCAR prayer – Praise for the fuel and the wivesInstagram ClipFacebook Video🟢 Elis: Roy Hodgson delivers an all-time post-match momentWatch on X🟢 Steff: Dexys – “Jackie Wilson Said” with… Jocky Wilson?Watch on YouTube📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Steff Documentary: The Best of Saint & Greavsie – classic chaos, timeless tellyWatch on ITVX📖 Mike Book: Pocket Money by Gordon Burn – snooker, celebrity, and obsessionBuy it here📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 patreon.com/distantpod gets you:Weekly bonus episodesMichael Owen’s Movie Club, Hoffi Pod & guest Q&AsEarly live show accessAd-free episodes🟢 Steff: Claude Makélélé – the original “Makélélé role”Watch on YouTube🟢 Elis: The most sarcastic goalkeeper dive you’ve ever seen (Hemel Hempstead style)Watch here🟢 Mike: Softball energy. Always softball energy.Facebook clip🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking The Socially Distant Sports Bar on the road with a brand-new live show. Expect stories, clips, surprises… and maybe the odd song.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets → www.distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 274: I’m Not An Owl (Pt 1) We’re in the running for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need you to make it happen!👉 Vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It’s quick, free, and genuinely makes a huge difference. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Roy Hodgson’s perfectly baffling post-match thoughts to Dexys honouring a darts legend, Pastor Joe blessing NASCAR, sarcastic keepers, Claude Makélélé appreciation, and the wonderful world of softball — it's another classic week of sporting detours.Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return to rifle through the weird, heartfelt, and downright brilliant side of sport.“It’s like a sports podcast… except when it absolutely isn’t.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: Pastor Joe Nelms' NASCAR prayer – Praise for the fuel and the wivesInstagram ClipFacebook Video🟢 Elis: Roy Hodgson delivers an all-time post-match momentWatch on X🟢 Steff: Dexys – “Jackie Wilson Said” with… Jocky Wilson?Watch on YouTube📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Steff Documentary: The Best of Saint & Greavsie – classic chaos, timeless tellyWatch on ITVX📖 Mike Book: Pocket Money by Gordon Burn – snooker, celebrity, and obsessionBuy it here📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 patreon.com/distantpod gets you:Weekly bonus episodesMichael Owen’s Movie Club, Hoffi Pod & guest Q&AsEarly live show accessAd-free episodes🟢 Steff: Claude Makélélé – the original “Makélélé role”Watch on YouTube🟢 Elis: The most sarcastic goalkeeper dive you’ve ever seen (Hemel Hempstead style)Watch here🟢 Mike: Softball energy. Always softball energy.Facebook clip🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking The Socially Distant Sports Bar on the road with a brand-new live show. Expect stories, clips, surprises… and maybe the odd song.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets → www.distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “137: I'll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 273: Get A Bigger Waist And A Pair Of Socks (Pt 1)🏆 We’d love your vote! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need your support to make it happen.👉 Cast your vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It takes 10 seconds, costs nothing, and means the world to us. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Wimbledon legends to touchline rants, rugby tackles to golf caddies…Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back for another helping of sporting chaos, heartfelt admiration, and niche nostalgia.“Like a sports podcast… if your uncle ran it from the back of a pub with a dial-up connection.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: “Proper Rugby”Instagram clip🟢 Steff: Fred Perry wins Wimbledon – and makes British tennis historyWatch on YouTube🟢 Elis: “You’re too close, man!” Instagram clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Elis Documentary: No Más – the story behind Roberto Durán's most infamous momentWatch now on Disney+📖 Steff Book: Soul by Jonathan HardingGrab a copy📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Get access to bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early tour ticket access on 👉 patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: Brent StevensWatch here🟢 Mike: Rory McIlroy on caddie Harry DiamondInstagram reel🟢 Elis: 800m gold medal warm up roomInstagram clip🎟️ 2026 TOUR DATES – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking the pod on the road with a brand-new live show in 2026. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets → distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 273: Get A Bigger Waist And A Pair Of Socks (Pt 1)🏆 We’d love your vote! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need your support to make it happen.👉 Cast your vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It takes 10 seconds, costs nothing, and means the world to us. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Wimbledon legends to touchline rants, rugby tackles to golf caddies… Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back for another helping of sporting chaos, heartfelt admiration, and niche nostalgia.“Like a sports podcast… if your uncle ran it from the back of a pub with a dial-up connection.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: “Proper Rugby”Instagram clip🟢 Steff: Fred Perry wins Wimbledon – and makes British tennis historyWatch on YouTube🟢 Elis: “You’re too close, man!” Instagram clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Elis Documentary: No Más – the story behind Roberto Durán's most infamous momentWatch now on Disney+📖 Steff Book: Soul by Jonathan HardingGrab a copy📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Get access to bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early tour ticket access on 👉 patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: Brent StevensWatch here🟢 Mike: Rory McIlroy on caddie Harry DiamondInstagram reel🟢 Elis: 800m gold medal warm up roomInstagram clip🎟️ 2026 TOUR DATES – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking the pod on the road with a brand-new live show in 2026. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets → distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash (Pt 1)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 272: Due In No Small Part To Barbara Bush (Pt 1)🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote hereElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another expertly chaotic dive into the world of sport — this time featuring Serie A glory, Barbara Nicklaus, Spartan scraps, McTominay madness, and one of the great Sean Dyche clips.“Like a sports podcast, if sport was filtered through pub chat, obscure clips, and occasional tears.”🎧 What’s In This Week’s Episode?PART 1 🟢 Steff: Scott McTominay – Goals, grit, and gloryInstagram clipPost-match scenesGoal montage🟢 Mike: Barbara Nicklaus tribute from JackWatch on Instagram🟢 Elis: Sampdoria win Serie A in 1991Italian football history📚 Documentaries & Books (PART 2 – Out Friday)🎥 Mike Doc: Spartan Bare Knuckle – raw and brutalWatch on YouTube📖 Elis Book: The Turning Season: DDR-Oberliga Revisited by Michael WaggGrab it here🏉 More Clips (PART 3 – Patreon Exclusive)👉 Subscribe for bonus episodes every week and early live show access at patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: TearsInstagram clip🟢 Mike: France vs Australia – Rugby League, 1964Watch the vintage clip🟢 Elis: Sean Dyche, football philosopherWatch on X🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote here🎟️ 2026 LIVE TOUR – Tickets On Sale Now!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Grab your tickets now → distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 272: Due In No Small Part To Barbara Bush (Pt 1)🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote hereElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another expertly chaotic dive into the world of sport — this time featuring Serie A glory, Barbara Nicklaus, Spartan scraps, McTominay madness, and one of the great Sean Dyche clips.“Like a sports podcast, if sport was filtered through pub chat, obscure clips, and occasional tears.”🎧 What’s In This Week’s Episode?PART 1 🟢 Steff: Scott McTominay – Goals, grit, and gloryInstagram clipPost-match scenesGoal montage🟢 Mike: Barbara Nicklaus tribute from JackWatch on Instagram🟢 Elis: Sampdoria win Serie A in 1991Italian football history📚 Documentaries & Books (PART 2 – Out Friday)🎥 Mike Doc: Spartan Bare Knuckle – raw and brutalWatch on YouTube📖 Elis Book: The Turning Season: DDR-Oberliga Revisited by Michael WaggGrab it here🏉 More Clips (PART 3 – Patreon Exclusive)👉 Subscribe for bonus episodes every week and early live show access at patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: TearsInstagram clip🟢 Mike: France vs Australia – Rugby League, 1964Watch the vintage clip🟢 Elis: Sean Dyche, football philosopherWatch on X🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote here🎟️ 2026 LIVE TOUR – Tickets On Sale Now!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Grab your tickets now → distantpod.com/live🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!It’s Wimbledon… so we went back in to the archives to find one of Mike’s greatest anecdotes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “10, Wimbledon or Bust”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 271: Best of The Guests (Parts 1 & 2)This week, we celebrate the very best of our brilliant guests — from sports legends and comedy icons to music stars and broadcasting royalty. It's a two-part special packed with golden moments, barely relevant tangents, and top-tier nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if sport took a back seat to an impression of Bob Harris or a rant about rugby shorts.”⭐ Featuring:Josh Widdicombe, Sam Warburton, Humphrey Ker, Kate Mason, Suzi Ruffell & Maisie Adam, Chesney Hawkes, Gordon Smart, Scott Quinnell, Colin Murray, Joe Marler, Emily Campbell, Danny Wallace, No Such Thing As A Fish, Adam Hurrey, Richard Herring, Bob Harris, Leroy Brito, Greg Jenner, Felix White, and Max Rushden.Two huge parts – one absolute festival of guests.🎧 BONUS FOR PATRONS👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for an exclusive Q&A with Mike, Elis, and Steff, only available to our Patreon supporters.🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards and we’d love your vote. 👉 Click here to vote now🎟️ Distant Pod Live – 2026 TOUR!We're heading out on the road in 2026 with a brand-new live show and you won't want to miss it.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets on sale now → distantpod.com/liveFrom Olympic heroes to pub quiz kings, this is your chance to relive the best of the bar banter with some of our favourite ever guests — all in one place.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 271: Best of The Guests (Parts 1 & 2)This week, we celebrate the very best of our brilliant guests — from sports legends and comedy icons to music stars and broadcasting royalty. It's a two-part special packed with golden moments, barely relevant tangents, and top-tier nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if sport took a back seat to an impression of Bob Harris or a rant about rugby shorts.”⭐ Featuring:Josh Widdicombe, Sam Warburton, Humphrey Ker, Kate Mason, Suzi Ruffell & Maisie Adam, Chesney Hawkes, Gordon Smart, Scott Quinnell, Colin Murray, Joe Marler, Emily Campbell, Danny Wallace, No Such Thing As A Fish, Adam Hurrey, Richard Herring, Bob Harris, Leroy Brito, Greg Jenner, Felix White, and Max Rushden.Two huge parts – one absolute festival of guests.🎧 BONUS FOR PATRONS👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for an exclusive Q&A with Mike, Elis, and Steff, only available to our Patreon supporters.🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards and we’d love your vote. 👉 Click here to vote now🎟️ Distant Pod Live – 2026 TOUR!We're heading out on the road in 2026 with a brand-new live show and you won't want to miss it.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎫 Tickets on sale now → distantpod.com/liveFrom Olympic heroes to pub quiz kings, this is your chance to relive the best of the bar banter with some of our favourite ever guests — all in one place.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “81: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 3rd Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 2)UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.”🗳️ VOTE FOR US!We’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards, and we need your vote!👉 Click here to vote for The Socially Distant Sports Bar⚽ This Week’s Show – UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 Special📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: UEFA Women’s EURO 2017 Trailer – an atmospheric hype piece from a breakthrough tournament🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: Aitana Bonmatí – watching the world’s best do her thing🔗 Watch hereSteff: Huge Tackles & Glorious Swearing – chaotic, brilliant, unforgettable🔗 Watch it📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: The 10 years that changed women's football 🔗 Listen on BBC SoundsMike Book: Mary Earps (129): Volume 129 (Little People, BIG DREAMS) by Maria Isabel Sánchez Vegara, illustrated by Ana Gómez – an inspiring new entry celebrating England’s #1🔗 Out 8 May 2025📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus shows and early accessSteff: Chelsea Women’s Invincibles – a dominant team🔗 Watch here 🔗 And hereElis: Hannah Cain’s Equaliser v Sweden 🔗 Instagram clipMike: Football Shirts 🔗 Watch the short💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gives you:Weekly bonus episodesMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale & gift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listening⚽ From elite players to pitchside joy, this UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 special celebrates the game in true Distant Pod style – irreverent, joyful, and a bit sweary.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 1)UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.”🗳️ VOTE FOR US!We’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards, and we need your vote! 👉 Click here to vote for The Socially Distant Sports Bar⚽ This Week’s Show – UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 Special📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: UEFA Women’s EURO 2017 Trailer – an atmospheric hype piece from a breakthrough tournament 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: Aitana Bonmatí – watching the world’s best do her thing 🔗 Watch hereSteff: Huge Tackles & Glorious Swearing – chaotic, brilliant, unforgettable 🔗 Watch it📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: The 10 years that changed women's football 🔗 Listen on BBC SoundsMike Book: Mary Earps (129): Volume 129 (Little People, BIG DREAMS) by Maria Isabel Sánchez Vegara, illustrated by Ana Gómez – an inspiring new entry celebrating England’s #1 🔗 Out 8 May 2025📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus shows and early accessSteff: Chelsea Women’s Invincibles – a dominant team 🔗 Watch here 🔗 And hereElis: Hannah Cain’s Equaliser  v Sweden 🔗 Instagram clipMike: Football Shirts 🔗 Watch the short💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gives you:Weekly bonus episodesMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale & gift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listening⚽ From elite players to pitchside joy, this UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 special celebrates the game in true Distant Pod style – irreverent, joyful, and a bit sweary.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIALElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions.To celebrate  The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes, we’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show! 🎫 Grab your tickets now at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🦁 This Week – LIONS SPECIAL📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Lions 1989 Tour – classic footage from a bruising battle with Australia 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Jamie Tells It Straight – no holding back in this Lions clip 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Malcolm Thomas, Ken Jones & Lewis Jones – 1950 Tour – proper old-school Lions legends 🔗 Watch vintage footage📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: The Lions 1971 – stories, scars, and some seriously good storytelling 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: SAS: Forged In Hell by Damien Lewis – Rugby and the SAS… 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early accessElis: JJ Williams in 1977 – raw pace and classic Lions vs All Blacks energy 🔗 Watch JJ in full flightSteff: Faz Being Faz – a modern Lions leader doing what he does best 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Siya on Jac – Springbok respect for the Welsh warrior 🔗 Watch the moment💡 More Every Week🎧 Patreon – includes:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour pre-sale + gift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early, ad-free episodes every Tuesday🦁 Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a retro Lions tour scrap, this week’s ep is full of classics, chaos, and cult heroes – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIALElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions.To celebrate  The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes, we’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show! 🎫 Grab your tickets now at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🦁 This Week – LIONS SPECIAL📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Lions 1989 Tour – classic footage from a bruising battle with Australia 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Jamie Tells It Straight – no holding back in this Lions clip 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Malcolm Thomas, Ken Jones & Lewis Jones – 1950 Tour – proper old-school Lions legends 🔗 Watch vintage footage📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: The Lions 1971 – stories, scars, and some seriously good storytelling 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: SAS: Forged In Hell by Damien Lewis – Rugby and the SAS… 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early accessElis: JJ Williams in 1977 – raw pace and classic Lions vs All Blacks energy 🔗 Watch JJ in full flightSteff: Faz Being Faz – a modern Lions leader doing what he does best 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Siya on Jac – Springbok respect for the Welsh warrior 🔗 Watch the moment💡 More Every Week🎧 Patreon – includes:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour pre-sale + gift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early, ad-free episodes every Tuesday🦁 Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a retro Lions tour scrap, this week’s ep is full of classics, chaos, and cult heroes – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “85: Ulster Hall, Belfast (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on XMike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodGift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on XMike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus contentMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodGift memberships🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Café Owners Are Sexy ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The ArianElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiserMike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on InstagramSteff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram💡 Want Even More?🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The ArianElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiserMike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on InstagramSteff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram💡 Want Even More?🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “140: $illy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every weekSpin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale accessGift membershipsSteff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listeningAll the nonsense, no interruptions🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every weekSpin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale accessGift membershipsSteff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listeningAll the nonsense, no interruptions🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Cafe Owners Are Sexy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERTWe’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇🛒 sdsb2025.myshopify.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.