The Show with Sam & Joe

This week we talk about our favorite things of 2015 including our favorite music, movies, games, memories, and more!Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Barbara Robertson stops by to offer some Holiday tips. We also talk about finding boyfriends in prison, Sam feeling 22, our ultimate turnoffs, going into space with Lady Gaga, and where we think babies come from.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about believing in Santa, dining and dashing, Kim Kardashian’s new baby, Guitar Hero band names, J-Pop news, and putting the “fun” in funeral!Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about paying boys to care about you, Star Wars conspiracy theories, our favorite Christmas songs, Kylie Jenner, our wedding centerpieces, and dropping babies.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we give our professional opinions of Adele’s new album. We also discuss Thanksgiving traditions, eating celebrities, catfishing, old computer games, and DRAMA with the Mr. Ugly pageant. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have an exclusive interview with Adele about her new album, Sam and I discuss getting lobotomies, our earliest memories, Shia LaBeouf’s art, and Sam’s new pimp-mobile.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we answer LOADS of your “Would you rather…?” questions and discuss being conjoined twins, eating the same foods forever, being fisted by the Hulk, our thoughts on YouTube challenges, and things that have been up our buttholes.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Twitter’s new “like” feature, self-worth being linked to social media, being sneaky with Snapchat, how we got our online usernames, and what’s underneath Joe’s cap.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Halloween! This week we chat about being haunted by penises, sleeping on the floor, being the gay version of a cougar, lesbian communes, who our problematic faves are, and Sam’s new lube.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about phone scammers, aliens and reincarnation, YouTube comments, Sam’s first live radio broadcast, Amy Schumer’s stand-up, How to Get Away With Murder, and sending us pictures of your buttholes.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about scary games to play when you’re alone, North Korea, our height requirements with boys, how many ugly people equals one Matt Damon, Skyping with the dead, and what you should do when your roommates are having sex.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about several conspiracy theories including the theory that Avril Lavigne actually died in 2004. We also talk about me hooking up with a Brazilian, the Peeple app, Taeyeon’s solo release, the Undertale game, and Danny DeVito in a fursuit.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about unwanted dick pics, the Pope’s new album, not liking kids, the perfect recipe for sending nudes, credit cards, and an update on Sam's Grindr boys.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about name origins, jelly versus jam, celebrities we would bang, the Republican debates, Emmy Awards, and piercings and what they mean.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about our dream cars, having personal assistants, wearing hats, things we wish we’d invented, Kris and Caitlyn Jenner, and our new music finally being out.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we give some amazingly sophisticated movie reviews, discuss getting boyfriends in Grand Theft Auto Online, things that push our buttons, Super Mario Maker, preview one of our new songs, and give advice about annoying roommates.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we dish on all the VMA drama, including Miley Cyrus’ new album, Nicki Minaj’s performance, and Kanye West running for president. We also preview our upcoming music, reveal our new artist name, and figure out which actors would play us in a movie.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Sam’s penis drama, Joe’s change of heart about Snapchat, other podcasts we listen to, public encounters with people online, our worst airplane fears, and fictional characters whose wardrobes we'd like to raid.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about planning our own funerals, living different lives, Sam’s claim to Internet fame, Rick and Morty, nude oil paintings, and horses.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about our favorite and ideal social networks, Sims 4 voodoo, the Wonder Girls comeback, how we can’t spell or do math, our best body parts, and how we’d like to die like Lara Croft.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about extensions, music we’re embarrassed to listen to, getting caught lying, our favorite movies, Smash Bros characters, and what we would change our names toDonate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Snapchat, man buns, creepy animatronics, how much we love cursing, Super Mario Maker, and impersonating FBI Agents.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about moving on from friends, padded underwear, actually being sleepless in Seattle, Pluto, Steven Universe, and conspiracy theories.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about our favorite porn, people breaking into our houses, traveling alone, cellphone cameras in space, how disgusting we are when we’re alone, and what song Sam would listen to forever.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about carrier pigeons being extinct, what apps we have on our phones, new music we’ve been working on, staying cool in the summer, what we’d be doing if we’d never met, and ways you can toss your nickels our way.Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive content at: http://www.patreon.com/theshowsamandjoe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about working retail, confederate flag controversy, ghost towns, Studio Ghibli, tipping Uber drivers, and getting eaten by bears. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about spying on neighbors, frat boys being crazy, new Hilary Duff music, cosplay, E3 and our opinions on new video games, and sticking balls between your legs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about hot frat guys, being sexually harassed at the bus stop, being stranded without cell service, sexiest accents, and what our last meal would be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about new apartments and jobs, S&M, Sam being a bridesmaid, Gay Pride, dying in college, and we describe pictures of corn dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about what we’ve been up to in Seattle, Hilary Duff’s new music video, creepy online stuff, our Internet history, favorite childhood toys, and Quentin Tarantino licking our feet? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about school dances, sports we played, famous people we’ve met, rice, sleepovers, and what it would be like if Sam ran a nightclub. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have a debate about indie versus big game developers, talk about Britney’s new song, first crushes, our laugh, what time we’d want to live in, and what gets our rocks off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about laser hair removal, the Lizzie McGuire Movie being on Netflix, landlords, being introverted, and we discuss the Bruce Jenner interview. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about struggling to reject dates, putting horse oil on your face, Drag Race, reincarnation, and what we want to see in the future! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have a competition to see who has the deepest voice, we talk about buying cucumbers at Walmart, SNSD’s new single, college advice, Girl Scout Cookies, and if we would take a bullet for a family member! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about what we’ve been up to over our week off, the new Hilary Duff song, dating apps, ancestry, sex in Amsterdam, and food poisoning in Disneyland! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Sam gives Joe a quiz on drag terms. We also talk about celebrity close-ups, what horror movie situations we’d like to be in, read a sexy new fanfic about us, discuss cremating Sam’s dead cat, and why we’d want to experience having a vagina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about K-Pop and J-Pop, the art of creating Sims, what we’re afraid of, give an update on new music we’re working on, TV Shows we’re into, and vibrators! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about ice cream in winter, give awful advice to teens, discuss friends unfriending you online, snorting ashes, Perfume, and new fan-fiction about us! YOU’RE NO MARGARET CHAN. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss our TOP TEN NINTENDO PENISES. We also talk about music, Drag Race, and we read some of your tweets about peeing in the sink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about crazy barking dogs, hot teachers, yummy foods and barfy foods, our ideal Smash Brothers characters, chickenpox, and peeing in weird places. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talked about classic movies and tv shows, K-dramas, threesomes, and games being made into movies, and Ganondorf as a stripper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talked about new carpet, the New Nintendo 3DS, Joe not being a vegetarian anymore, vibrators, spring cleaning, and the Grammys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about ASMR, Muppets and old TV shows, corrections, video game movies, and we answer a question about sex with John Travolta! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about selling body parts, hippies, The Hills, our best and worst dates, Bjork’s new album, and the ghost of Shirley Temple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about mysterious video game characters, music industry scandals, Celebrity Big Brother, and we do a reading of a yaoi that a fan wrote involving us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Jamie Lynn Spears being a ninja, switching bodies Freaky Friday-style, credible chapstick recommendations, moonshine experiences, and pleasing your man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about new years resolutions, yaoi and our internet search history, Japanology, Joe’s colon, and whether or not we’re actually all dead! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam & Joe talk about their favorite things about 2014. Books, music, movies, video games, and more! (Sam was on location this week so please excuse the audio!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we talk about holiday family traditions and our favorite gifts we've ever given and received.Jingle Bell sfx courtesy of 'juskiddink' on freesound.org via CC BY 3.0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.