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#106: Staining Other People's Upholstery

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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. Want Free Appetizers for Life from Hello Fresh? Get Them HERE! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 12, 202440 min

#105: Wine From A Landfill

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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s drinking wine found at a garbage dump or an embarrassing 911 mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 5, 202437 min

#103: Hyperactive Squirrel In A Tumble Dryer

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s ridiculously failed newspaper headlines or a guy who wants to be eaten by a snake, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 29, 202449 min

#103: A Dream And A Hammer

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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 22, 202442 min

#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 15, 202440 min

#101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine

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The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 8, 202437 min

#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster

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Welcome to the 100th milestone episode of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth! Join Schnebly and Toth as they dive headfirst into the shallow end of human behavior, exploring the hilariously stupid things people do. From epic fails to eyebrow-raising antics, this podcast leaves no stone unturned in its quest to dissect the absurdities of everyday life. With wit, humor, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Schnebly and Toth navigate through the murky waters of human folly, offering insightful commentary and laugh-out-loud anecdotes. Whether you need a good chuckle or enjoy shaking your head in disbelief, The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth guarantees an entertaining journey into the depths of human absurdity. Tune in to celebrate their 100th episode and join the laughter! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 1, 202437 min

#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box

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Dive into The Shallow End of legal quagmires with Schnebly and Toth on this episode. First, we dissect the consequences of a man's fateful solution to ditching his community service sentence. What led him astray, and what can we learn from his missteps? We'll explore the complexities of justice, accountability, and the slippery slope of ruining two perfectly good king-size pillows. Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the bizarre tale of a jailbreak unlike any other. Picture this: a lawnmower, a dog, and a set of bolt cutters. How did these seemingly unrelated elements come together to confound law enforcement? Join us as we dissect the details, ponder the ingenuity, and perhaps uncover some unexpected lessons in unconventional problem-solving. Tune in to Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth for an engaging blend of legal insight, storytelling, and the quirky side of the justice system. Whether you're a law enthusiast or love a good tale, this episode promises to deliver an unforgettable ride. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 24, 202439 min

#098: Hide The Rubber Bands

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Dive into the global pool of human absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth as they embark on another wild journey in "Shallow End." In this episode, we're taking you on a whirlwind tour around the world to explore some of the most baffling and downright dumb actions ever committed by mankind. From the shores of Australia to the streets of New York City, no corner of the globe is safe from the antics of our species. With each story more ludicrous than the last, Schnebly and Toth provide hilarious commentary and insights into the strange depths of human behavior. So grab your passport and join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the most mind-boggling, head-scratching, and downright dumb actions from around the world on "Shallow End." If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 17, 202438 min

Introducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville & Elna Baker

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Pretty Sure I Can Fly is a humorous exploration of things that had never been done, until someone did them. It’s a series of weekly conversations about what it takes to break through the barrier of “impossible” and set new standards for human limitation. Pretty Sure I Can Fly is like going to history class, except your teachers are actor, stuntman, and outlaw radio DJ Johnny Knoxville and long-time This American Life contributor Elna Baker. And each week they bring a new guest to tell you all about how they “grabbed the bull by the bunglesteen” or “really hogwrenched that spatooly.” Listen to Pretty Sure I Can Fly: Wondery.fm/PSICF_Shallow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 15, 20247 min

#097: Not To Be Used As A Hair Product

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Join hosts Schnebly and Toth in this episode of Shallow End as they navigate the turbulent waters of online antics and historical misfortunes. Strap in as they delve into the absurd world of Internet challenges, recounting the hilariously ill-conceived stunts that took a sharp turn toward disaster. From the notorious "Tide Pod Challenge" to the perilous "Fire Challenge," get ready to cringe, laugh, and shake your head at the sheer audacity of these viral sensations gone wrong. But that's not all – Schnebly and Toth explore the fate of Captain John Kendrick. Once a renowned figure in maritime history, Kendrick's story is one of irony and misfortune. Discover the twists of fate and the unexpected events that led to the downfall of this legendary sea captain, whose life serves as a cautionary tale of hubris and unforeseen consequences. Tune in as The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth delivers insightful commentary, historical context, and a healthy dose of humor on these divergent yet equally captivating topics. Whether you're fascinated by the bizarre world of Internet culture or drawn to tales of historical irony, this episode promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. So grab your headphones and dive into the depths with Schnebly and Toth on this riveting episode of Shallow End! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 10, 202438 min

#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat

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Dive into the depths of absurdity with hosts Schnebly and Toth on this week's episode of The Shallow End! Join us as we explore the wild world of insurance fraud and uncover some of the most ridiculous schemes ever attempted. You won't believe the lengths some people will go to for a payout, from faked accidents to outlandish claims. But that's not all! In a twist of fate, we'll also share the story of a man who traded in his ordinary life for a firefighter's uniform. Discover how one individual's journey from ordinary citizen to first responder landed him in jail. Tune in for laughter and astonishment as we navigate the murky waters of insurance fraud and celebrate the extraordinary acts of everyday heroes. Don't miss out on this episode of The Shallow End! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 3, 202439 min

#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse

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Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epic proportions. Discover how one tiny arachnid triggered a series of events that turned into a nightmare, causing a catastrophic ripple effect that left the community in stitches (and the property in ruins). Filled with Schnebly's wit and Toth's biting commentary, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity's sanity. Tune in, share, and subscribe for more tales from the Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 27, 202438 min

#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman

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Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 20, 202437 min

#093: Take That, Cap'n

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Join hosts Schnebly and Toth on a rollercoaster of historical intrigue and modern-day absurdity in this captivating episode of Shallow End. First, we unravel the gripping tale of the Gaspee Affair, where one man's hubris triggers a chain of events that reverberate through the annals of history. We uncover the arrogance and stupidity of a pivotal figure whose actions ignited a revolution and forever changed the course of a nation. But the intrigue doesn't end there. Prepare for a wild ride in our second segment as we explore a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario that defies belief. From bizarre circumstances to improbable antics, Schnebly and Toth dissect the jaw-dropping true story of deception and absurdity. Strap in as we navigate the murky waters of deceit and uncover this unforgettable tale's shocking twists and turns. Join us at the Shallow End for a double feature of intrigue, scandal, and the unexpected. Don't miss out on the excitement as we unravel the mysteries of the Gaspee Affair and dive into a real-life "Weekend at Bernie's" adventure! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 13, 202440 min

#092: With A Triumphant Grunt

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Dive into the depths of The Shallow End with this riveting episode! In our first segment, we unpack the unbelievable tale of a manhole cover theft gone awry. Join us as we unravel the details of this unusual heist gone wrong, exploring the motives behind such an audacious act and the unexpected consequences that ensued. But wait, the strangeness doesn't stop there! In our second segment, we shift gears to dissect a truly peculiar incident of theft at none other than a Walmart Superstore. Prepare to be baffled as we delve into the bizarre world of retail larceny, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary and the boundaries of what's possible are stretched to their limits. Join Schnebly and Toth as they navigate these extraordinary tales with wit, insight, and just the right amount of skepticism. Whether you're intrigued by the psychology of crime or simply love a good laugh at the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End promises to entertain and astonish in equal measure. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 6, 202440 min

#091: Jumping The Camaro

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Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense. But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring escapades of a fugitive whose evasive maneuvers could make even the clumsiest criminal mastermind cringe. His harebrained schemes are a cautionary tale of what not to do when on the lam. Strap in for laughter and disbelief as we uncover the hilarity and folly in the mundane and the criminal underworld. Tune in now to join the fun! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 28, 202429 min

#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber

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In this uproarious episode of The Shallow End, two bizarre and unforgettable tales highlight the absurdity of human folly. First up, join us for a hilarious recounting of the misadventures of two inept would-be bandits whose grand heist plan unravels spectacularly when they encounter an unexpected adversary: moderately priced billiard equipment. Discover how their harebrained scheme takes an unexpected turn and ends in a series of comedic missteps that will leave you in stitches. Then, brace yourself for a cautionary tale that explores the catastrophic consequences of combining a dead whale carcass and dynamite. Join us for the true story of a misguided attempt to dispose of a whale carcass that escalates into a disastrous and hilariously unforgettable spectacle. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 21, 202441 min

#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy

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Oops! Did I Do That? Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face. But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage. Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves, especially when we're the ones responsible for the hilarity. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 14, 202439 min

#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes

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Welcome back to another episode of Shallow End, the podcast that dives deep into life's most entertaining and absurd moments! In this episode, two extraordinary tales will leave you in stitches and shaking your head in disbelief. First, we explore the side-splitting story of a very intoxicated man and his utterly unique problem-solving method. Join us as we unravel the antics of this inebriated genius and discover how his impaired judgment led to a chain of events that no one could have predicted. It's a journey into the world of unexpected solutions brought to you by a man under the influence. But that's not all! We also delve into the jaw-dropping and cringe-worthy details of a wedding that took a disastrously wrong turn due to one very bad decision. It's a cautionary tale proving how unpredictable weddings can be when poor judgment reigns supreme. Join us on this journey of laughter and disbelief as we dissect these unforgettable stories. Whether you need a good laugh or want to revel in the absurdity of human behavior, this episode of Shallow End will tickle your funny bone and leave you questioning how wild and unpredictable life can be. Don't miss out on the fun – tune in now! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 7, 202437 min

#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie

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Welcome to "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth," the podcast where we dive deep into the shallowness of life and explore those moments that make us cringe, laugh, and reflect. In this special episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth are back to bring you a dose of hilarity and relatability as they share emails from listeners who have bravely spilled the beans on their own embarrassing Shallow End moments. As self-proclaimed experts in the art of embracing our own human imperfections, Lindsay and JG offer their unique insights on why these moments matter. They remind us that it's not about the depth of the water but the depth of the laughter and lessons we find in these Shallow End experiences. So, grab your floaties and join us as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing blunders, laughing at ourselves and realizing that sometimes, the shallow end is where life's most memorable stories are waiting to be told. Subscribe now; remember, you're not alone in your Shallow End escapades! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 31, 202439 min

#086: Snack Related Injuries

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Join us for an intriguing and diverse episode of the Shallow End Podcast, where we dive into two distinct but equally fascinating topics. First, we'll explore the unexpected and sometimes comical injuries that occur at Super Bowl-watching parties. From overenthusiastic high-fives to wild touchdown celebrations gone wrong, we'll share hilarious anecdotes and discuss the most common party-related injuries that tend to happen during the Super Bowl frenzy. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about party safety! In the second half of the episode, we shift gears to a more serious and thought-provoking subject: "The Unluckiest Terrorist." We'll examine the twists of fate that led this individual down an incredibly ill-fated yet hilarious path, shedding light on a different aspect of the world of terrorism. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 24, 202435 min

#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog

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In this installment of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, a hotdog vendor falls victim to a robbery, but the culprit leaves a painfully unexpected tip. Then, there's a right way and a wrong way to cook a steak. Guess which one we're going to talk about? If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 17, 202434 min

#084: A Soothing Acid Bath

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Jan 10, 202433 min

#83: Thugs In The Kitchen

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Welcome back to Shallow End, the podcast that promotes your self-esteem through other people's stupidity. First up, we venture into a land with some of the strictest laws on the planet, where the concept of instant karma takes on a whole new meaning. Join us as we unravel the incredible account of an individual who thought they could outsmart the system, only to find himself facing consequences that were both immediate and ironic. In the second half of our episode, we delve into a cautionary tale that should make any aspiring criminal think twice. It's the story of a brazen burglary attempt on the home of a prominent judge, with a twist you won't see coming. As we recount the events that unfolded when the judge's wife was at home during the break-in, you'll witness a tale of quick thinking and resilience. Learn about the surprising turn of events that left both the perpetrators forever changed. Join us on Shallow End as we navigate the depths of these two riveting narratives, reminding us that karma has a way of catching up with us all and that justice is not always blind, and it sure can hurt! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 3, 202438 min

#082: A Discount Hitman

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Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness. Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 27, 202337 min

#081: A Horse Attachment Flap

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Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief. But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From outrageous demands to a jaw-dropping lack of etiquette, this passenger's trip went from zero to infamous faster than they could say, "I'll tip you in the app!" Don't forget to fuel up on our previous episodes, and if you enjoy our deep dive into the shallow end of life's pool, rate us five stars on your favorite podcast platform! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 20, 202342 min

#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod

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Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices. Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound lesson he learned. And then, life is a series of choices, some good, some bad. In this gripping narrative, we explore the unfortunate decision-making process of an individual who found themselves in a precarious situation inside an MRI suite. Tune in to hear the tale of an unforgettable incident that raises questions about responsibility, human error, and the consequences of our actions. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 13, 202338 min

#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks

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The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes. First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fight takes an unforeseen turn, leaving one man with consequences he never saw coming? Tune in to hear the astonishing story of how alcohol-fueled decisions led to unexpected side effects that changed one man's life forever. In the second segment, we delve into the world of neighborhood dynamics and the troublemakers who often disrupt the peace. But when a notorious troublemaker crosses paths with an unexpected source of justice, the result is nothing short of Hilarious. Discover the details of a community's struggle with a disruptive presence and the surprising turn of events that led to a resolution nobody could have predicted. Join us for stories that remind us that life's twists and turns can lead to outcomes beyond our wildest imagination. Don't miss this episode of Shallow End, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and justice finds its own way! Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 6, 202339 min

#078: Santa's Perp Walk

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This Episode is sponsored by Better Help Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast! 🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂 Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or derail Christmas for everyone? We'll uncover the details, the laugh of this unforgettable holiday heist. 🕵️ Story 2: "The Politeness Heist" 🏠 Ever heard of a burglar with impeccable manners? Prepare to be astonished by our second story, as we explore the curious case of "The Polite Burglar." This enigmatic thief broke into a home, but what sets them apart is their unwavering commitment to courtesy. Discover the bizarre and strangely endearing world of a burglar who steals hearts along with possessions. Tune in for laughter, intrigue, and a dash of holiday spirit in this unique episode of the Shallow End Podcast. You won't want to miss these extraordinary stories that prove sometimes, the most unexpected characters can steal the show! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share this episode with your friends and family. Happy listening, and may your holidays be filled with joy and polite surprises! 🎙️🎄🎁 Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 29, 202334 min

#077: All On Fire And Stuff

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In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously. In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the decisions that led to his predicament, the heart-pounding moments that ensued, and the valuable lessons we can all learn from his harrowing experience. In the second part of our episode, we delve into the world of crime and justice as we unveil the remarkable story of how law enforcement from multiple jurisdictions orchestrated a massive operation to apprehend over 160 fugitives. You'll hear about the ingenious strategy and how they exploited the stupidity of said fugitives. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 22, 202339 min

#076: Confused Fork Guy

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First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster. In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches leads him to a junkyard heist of epic proportions. His repeated attempts at robbing this unlikely target result in a comical and embarrassing mishap. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 15, 202340 min

#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants

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Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 8, 202330 min

#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture

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First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending. In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame. Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explore the psychology behind this phenomenon and discuss the potential consequences of seeking fame at any cost. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 1, 202345 min

#073: Blood And Queso

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In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing knives set him apart from the rest. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind his peculiar skill, the dangers he faced, and the crowd-stunning performances that made him a legendary figure of his time. Then, we shift gears and delve into the intriguing life of Thomas Justice, a young cyclist prodigy with a promising future. Discover the twists and turns that led him down a path of crime and infamy, as we explore the events that transformed him from a rising star in the world of cycling to a notorious bank robber. Join us for an episode filled with adventure, danger, and unexpected twists, as we explore the unique and gripping stories of John Cummings and Thomas Justice. You won't want to miss this extraordinary journey into the lives of two individuals whose paths took them to places they could have never imagined. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 25, 202346 min

#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!

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In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy between venomous snakes and alcohol. Tune in as we reveal the curious circumstances surrounding this unlikely pairing and learn about the painful consequences that unfolded. Then, we shift gears to discuss the astonishing case of a judge who seemed to have other priorities during a high-stakes murder trial. Discover the jaw-dropping details of how a legal proceeding turned into a spectacle when the judge, instead of presiding over the courtroom, was caught up in a flurry of text messages. We explore the repercussions, the public outrage, and the sheer audacity of this courtroom drama that had everyone talking. Listen to the newest member of The Box of Oddities/Shallow End podcast family! FROM BENEATH THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 18, 202339 min

#071: A Spud To The Temple

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JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical lessons on the importance of timing, trust, and understanding. If you would like to advertise on our podcast contact http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 12, 202345 min

#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn

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Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives. Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you. Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 12, 202335 min

#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle

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In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts. In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 27, 202343 min

#068: Fine Art And French Fries

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🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world of high-stakes crime. 🤣 **The Infinite Stupidity of Online Comments:** Transitioning from the world of high-stakes art heists to the vast and often bewildering realm of the internet, we explore the endless trove of ridiculous and downright silly comments posted online. From social media platforms to forums and comment sections, we've all encountered comments that make us question the collective intelligence of the internet. Join us as we sift through the most mind-boggling, hilarious, and cringe-worthy comments ever posted online. We'll discuss the psychology behind these comments and their impact on online discourse and share some of our personal favorites that will have you laughing out loud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 20, 202349 min

#067: Living Next Door To Karen

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In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode. Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible. Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 13, 202341 min

#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day

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It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 6, 202340 min

#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff

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Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result. And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 30, 202337 min

#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution

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Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity. Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 23, 202343 min

#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine

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Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science. Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 16, 202338 min

#062: Hypothetical Moonlight

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In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far. Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 9, 202335 min

#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo

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In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold. First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold. Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 2, 202342 min

#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga

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Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation. Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy. In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 26, 202340 min

#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft

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First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament. Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 19, 202346 min

#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun

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.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats. But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 12, 202344 min