The Rush Hour with JB & Billy

JB is about to hit the skies, but Billy starts us off with the All Sports Report - as Carlos Alcaraz adds to his tattoo collection. Aussie bodybuilder Kwame Duah struts his massive frame into the studio, and Billy takes to him with a measuring tape. Then JB has his own piece of craft to share. Topics Brayshaw wants to know how men and women are different, and we speak to Greg Rust about the kerfuffle with Formula 1's new cars, plus a potential new Supercars race in Wollongong. Billy has a bit more wrappy, plus an enormous Idiot File. Then Victorian cricketers Campbell Kellaway and Ollie Peake are in studio ahead of the Sheffield Shield Final next week against SA. Finally, Billy outsources his joke one last time to Rush Hour Family member Jackson - who has a gag about a frisky military general. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB the Property Inspector is back in the studio with Billy, as we launch into the All Sports Report - as Billy steals all of Mitch Cleary's footy headlines. Mitch Cleary still comes in as he has plenty to talk about, including the can of worms that's been opened up after Scott Pendlebury was cleared to play this weekend due to his good record. Nick and Coz battle it out for a chance at $10k in the Hump Day Quiz, and we hit rewind to find out what Billy said at the end of the quiz. Billy reckoons AFL players are pronouncing their own names wrong, Herbie is in with some social media feedback, then Dave Hughes is in studio fresh from a convincing tennis victory to talk about his beloved Blues, and his new show at this year's Melbourne International COmedy Festival. Finally, Billy turns to Rush Hour Family member Tasha for a joke about St Kilda and a magic lamp.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we celebrate St Patrick's Day, Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - featuring something we should've done yesterday. Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio after their win over the Saints, and debate rages over how to pronounce Jacob Van Rooyen's name. Topics Brownless hits a new low, then as the Herald Sun releases its 50 most powerful AFL figures list - Billy has his own. We flashback to when Noah Anderson cheated on a quiz with us in 2020, then Adelaide's Riley Thilthorpe calls in to compare bench press PBs with Billy. Billy appeared on another radio show to tell an Irish Joke, then he finishes our show with a Winnie the Pooh joke from Rush Hour family member Jessica.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As North Melbourne celebrates its 5th Round 1 victory in 25 years, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - where Oscar Piastri's season couldn't have gotten off to a worse start. Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 1 - and we look back at him giving Billy a massive clip for attempting to break news. Then it's time for Monday Brag Artist. Billy replays his five favourite Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, JB has seen something the show can steal from this year's Oscars, and North Melbourne debutant Tom Blamires is in studio after his fantastic first game. Finally, Billy is outsourcing his joke to give you a chance to spend an awesome weekend at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival thanks to Rydges HotelsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at JB and Billy's favourite stuff from this week, including Harley Reid, the Wacky World of William, Billy's intervention, Nick Larkey, the Idiot File, Jack Gunston, and Billy's golf ball jokeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report, as another Lion is set to join their growing list of unavailable players, and Billy has some craft. South-East Melbourne Phoenix coach Josh King is in studio ahead of their must-win game against Adelaide 36ers on Saturday - but he does have a tale about when he learned just how good Andrew Gaze was at hoops. Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been ripped off, Billy is back with a 2nd wrappy, and we have an enormous Idiot FIle - now with a special addition! New North Melbourne Captain Nick Larkey is in studio as they kick off their season on Sunday, then Billy has a fruity newlyweds joke to finish the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy kicks off a shambolic show with the All Sports Report, as an NBA record is almost broken. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio for the first of his weekly appearances with the latest footy news - including potential changes to the AFL's Drug Policy, and Hawthorn's Scissor Lift drama. Zane and Mitch battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, and we want you to help Billy with his jokes. Mick Molloy calls in to preview tonight's episode of Front Bar, then it's the Wacky World of William - with a HR warning for JB. Billy goes one-on-one with Hawthorn champion Jack Gunston, then finishes the show with a joke about a precariously placed golf ball.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after a long weekend, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as we're all still hurting after Oscar Piastri's pre-race crash at the Grand Prix. West Coast superstar Harley Reid calls in before they begin their 2026 season on Sunday, but he also reflects on his career so far, media hype, and a run-in with JB at the Big Bash. Topics Brownless wants to know what you've had thrown at you unusual, then Demons recruit Brody Mihocek is in studio chatting about his move from the Pies. Billy takes our off-air team apart for getting ahead of themselves, then finishes the show with a joke about a seriously injured man getting no support from his wife.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the Victorian Labor Day public holiday so JB and Billy are having a look at some of their favourite moments from their 17 years on air. We revisit the two times Billy has tried to interrupt a game at Ikon Park, speak to F1 Academy driver Joanne Ciconte, and look at how one 'little' cockup ended up in several songs. Then, Billy bakes coffee wankers, and we look back at a very clever... if unscrupulous Uber Driver. Billy translates Norwegian, takes on allegedly lazy tradies, and has an English language meltdown of epic proportions. Then, JB and Billy speak to Richmond's Jacob Hopper, and Billy gives us a joke about yet another protest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at JB's first week on the Rush Hour for 2026, as he and Billy chat to Collingwood's Ned Long, unearth some audition tapes for Australia's Eurovision entry, ask what you did for the first time, speak to Scotty James, Richmond's Jacob Hopper, and Kyren Williams & Kevin Dotson from the LA Rams. Finally, we pick out Billy's best joke for the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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JB is up at the SCG ahead of tonight's AFL Opening Round clash between Sydney and Carlton, as Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report. Kevin Dotson and Kyren Williams from the NFL's LA Rams are in studio to hype up their MCG match against the San Francisco 49ers in September, and we're giving away an awesome Crossray BBQ - and all you have to do is tell us what pisses you off. Billy is back with some late-breaking footy news, we have a giant edition of the Idiot FIle, three-time Winter Olympic Medallist Scotty James is in studio, and we finish with Billy's Olympic-themed joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start with a tribute to broadcasting legend Dennis Cometti, who passed away today aged 76. JB shares some stories about the brilliant commentator and person Dennis was. Melbourne United star Jesse Edwards is in studio ahead of their knockout final against Tassie tomorrow night, then Hayley and Evan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz. Something reminded us of a classic Billy cockup, then we get to the All Sports Report and some very exciting cricket news. Australia's youngest F1 Academy racing driver Joanne Ciconte is in studio as she prepares for the next phase of her racing career, then Billy goes with an Irish joke to finish the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report featuring some exciting news for Carlton fans, then Collingwood's Ned Long joins the show ahead of their Opening Round clash with the Saints - but Billy has been doing some digging into his private life. Topics Brownless wants to know what you recently tried for the first time, and we're reminded of a classic line from Jay Z Clark. Herby is in studio for Billywood - as Kim Kardashian is rumoured to be visiting Melbourne for the Grand Prix, and Delta Goodrem is announced as Australia's contestant in this year's Eurovision Song Contest. Billy has found the audition tapes of some other noted singers who weren't nominated for Eurovision, then we've found some audio of Nick Riewoldt that Billy is NOT happy with. Richmond's Jacob Hopper is in studio - where he learns that his family history intersects way too closely with Billy's, and Billy finishes the show with a joke about a young girl stranded with a flat tyre.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

61 days into 2026 and JB makes his first appearance - to much fanfare. Billy then gets us rolling with the All Sports Report. Damian Barrett joins the show for the first time in 2026 with the washup from the AAMI Community Series games, then we ask you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist. Billy has his top 5 Triple M Footy highlights from the AAMI Community Series, then JB tells us what he got up to during his time off. Nick Riewoldt calls in after his own big-offseason as he prepares for a very busy week, then Billy finishes with a joke for your kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a look back at our favourite moments from Daisy's final week with the show - including Billy taking an air horn to the footy, NBL MVP Bryce Cotton, Peter V'Landys' latest potshot at the AFL, Essendon captain Andy McGrath, Topics Warren, Jakara Anthony, Daisy's AFL 9s game, Paco Luciano, a tribute to Daisy, and Billy's Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy, Daisy, Rabs, Will, and the Herbmeister take on the Herald Sun's Shark Quiz. Can they get all 20 questions correct?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Daisy's last day as JB comes back on Monday, so Billy has prepared an enormous wrappy for him... but first we have to reflect on Daisy's first play-by-play commentary for Triple M Footy! UFC Featherweight Champion Alexander Volkanovski calls in with a special offer for those in Melbourne, then Greg Rust has the latest on Jack Doohan receiving death threats, and a spying scandal in the Supercars. Billy is in trouble with AFL House for his actions at Ikon Park, then Essendon Captain Andy McGrath is in studio to talk Bombers, plus Canada's performance in Milan. We pay tribute to Daisy with a farewell montage, US streamer Paco Luciano calls in from Las Vegas after watching highlights of Billy and Daisy, and Billy rounds out the weekend with a joke from a romantic restaurant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Daisy are live at Ikon Park before the Blues and Cats square off in the AAMI Community Series, and Billy somehow snuck an airhorn into the commentary box. A chaotic All Sports Report features another story out of Norway, Peter V'Landys has taken another shot at the AFL, then Daisy casts his eye over the Demons and Kangas in his A-W 2026 AFL Season Previews. Michael and Zach battle it out for a massive prize in the Hump Day Quiz, then we preview our chat with US Streamer Paco Luciano before his appearance on the show tomorrow. Carlton development coach Jordan Russell joins the boys boundary-side, then Nat Fyfe is at the MCG for the Amazon Prime Inside the AFL red carpet. Daisy took on a head honcho at the AFL in a 9s Game, then Billy finishes with a joke - where he almost goes full 'wrinklest'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy is back from a quick trip to Bali, and kicks things off with the All Sports Report - including the latest round of AFL life member inductions. NBL MVP Bryce Cotton calls in after winning his 6th Andrew Gaze Trophy last night, then Daisy runs his eye over the Cats in his A-W 2026 AFL Season Preview. Topics Warren wants to know who you share your name with, Billy has his review of Bali, Daisy's back with a season preview for Hawthorn, and we find out about Marcus Bontempelli's legendary game for Marcellin College. Former Demon and Eagle Jayden Hunt is in studio talking about his new venture - trying to become a golf pro, then Billy has a joke about a robbed man who stands more to lose than just his belongings.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rabs has a little stitch-up for Daisy to start the show, then we get into the All Sports Report - with a 46 year drought broken in Milan. Carlton recruit Ollie Florent is in studio, then it's time for you pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist. Daisy throws Isaac under the bus with some off-air blunders, then Isaac throws everyone under the bus with his 5 at 5.05 poorly researched questions. Daisy continues his A-W 2026 AFL Season Previews with the GWS Giants, and Bulldogs coach Luke Beveridge has written a song. Two-time Winter Games gold medallist Jakara Anthony calls in from Italy to celebrate her Dual Moguls win, then Billy has a joke all the way from Bali.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daisy and Isaac look back on a big week, with Essendon's Nic Martin and Archie Roberts in studio, stuff you got confiscated by airport security, Chinese New Year, Australian Survivor: Redemption host David Genat, a shambolic Hump Day Quiz, Jack Heverin, an Idiot FIle, and Billy's best joke of the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're looking back at our favourite moments in the 17-year history of Triple M's Rush Hour. This week, JB cops an almighty sledge from an umpire, Billy goes Go-Kart racing, we ask you what you didn't know about your partner, JB visits the Sherrin Factory, Stephen K Amos drops by, and an app tells us how old Billy looks. Then, Daisy Thomas previews the Gold Coast Suns' season, JB gets recognised at a cafe, we do the Fat's on Fire Quiz, Billy Bakes a new Victorian law, and we hear the infamous Feather Droplet and Brick jokeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isaac Smith is filling in for Bali-bound Billy, and kicks it off with the All Sports Report, as we win another medal in Milan, and a dog makes headlines. Essendon's Nic Martin and Archie Roberts are in studio, and Topics Smith has a very popular phoner idea. Kate McCarthy calls in from Canberra ahead of the 2nd Women's T20 between Australia and India, and Isaac puts together a Top 5 list of people who probably were too imbibed to be on air. Greg Rust calls in with more info on Adelaide taking the Moto GP from Phillip Island, then we have an enormous Idiot File. Finally, Billy has sent in a joke from Bali... and it's a little yuck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy rolls into the studio with his Jack Sinclair-made cowboy hat on, then rips through the All Sports Report - as the Moto GP is set to move away from Phillip Island. Triple M Footy's Stevie J comes in with a dark horse for this year's AFL Premiership, then Kelly and Ryan battle it out in a very shambolic Hump Day Quiz. Daisy puts Fremantle under the gun in his A-W 2026 AFL Season previews, and the best caller in footy Jack Heverin storms in riled up at Billy. Adelaide 36ers star Zylan Cheatham calls in ahead of their game against the Perth Wildcats on Friday - while Billy reads some of his more unusual tweets. Finally, before he jets off to Bali, Billy finishes us off with one his old favourite jokes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After they reminisce about some of their greatest torpedo kicks, Billy and Daisy kick us off with the All Sports Report, as Australia is perilously close to being eliminated from the T20 World Cup. Comedian Nick Cody is in studio to talk about his new tour, and how a Super Bowl party with Brendan Fevola almost cost him his marriage. Topics Thomas wants to know what you've had confiscated at airport security, Billy has made some Rush Hour fortune cookies to celebrate Chinese New Year, Daisy's A-W 2026 AFL Season Preview continues with Essendon, and we have an apology to make to one of our guests. Brisbane co-captain Harris Andrews calls in ahead of a practice game against the Blues tomorrow, and Billy finishes with a joke about a cheating husband.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back from Adelaide, and kick things off with a birthday shoutout then the All Sports Report - as Anthony Kim completes a miracle comeback at LIV Adelaide. Xander McGuire calls in with the fallout from State of Origin - including an injury update on Jacob Weitering. Herby is in studio to help out with the Wacky World of William - with some news from Milan, and we ask you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist. Billy's 5 at 5:05 looks at some of the best coaching sprays of all time, Daisy runs his eye over Collingwood in his 2026 AFL season preview, then Australian Survivor: Redemption host David Genat helps us with a tribal council to vote someone off the show. Finally, Billy has a joke about a chicken.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a look back at a big week on Triple M's Rush Hour - including Topics Thomas, the Norwegian Biathlete who tried to win his ex back, Daisy's carpark dilemma, Ryan Papenhuyzen, Singapore's new immigration policy, Kumar Sangakkara, people who can't say phenomenon, Australian Women's Cricket Team captain Sophie Molineux, a live on-air marriage proposal, and Billy's Wind Chill Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Billy and Daisy are living it up at The Grange Golf Club for LIV Golf Adelaide. They start things off with the All Sports Report - as an Aussie wins Gold! Melbourne Storm superstar Ryan Papenhuyzen joins the boys as he talks about his next career move, then Daisy runs an eye over the Blues in his A-W 2026 AFL Season Previews. Topics Thomas wants to know about your quickest round trip to an event, and South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas jumps on the mic to talk about several of his big plans for the state over the next few years. Daisy had an issue at airport security this morning, Billy's Idiot Song is set to an Elvis Presley classic, we get a live on-air marriage proposal, and Billy finishes with a joke about food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Daisy are both stoked with the office carpark, then they get into the All Sports Report - with a sensitive injury to Mitch Marsh. Australian Women's Cricket Team captain Sophie Molineux calls in, then Topics Brownless wants to know what you'd win gold in if there was an Everyday Olympics. Brian Taylor calls in to reflect on his performance in the 1986 State of Origin game, and we try to work out what he was playing for Victoria when he grew up in WA. Billy has an update on the Norwegian Biathlete who begged his girlfriend to take him back after winning a Bronze medal in Milan, and Greg Rust calls in from Bathurst ahead of the 12-hour race this weekend. Daisy continues to A-W AFL Season Previews with the Brisbane Lions, and Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Faith Ward joins us to talk about her wild career journey. Finally, Billy has a joke about the movies... and we're really not sure about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Daisy start us off with the All Sports Report - including a bizarre interview from Milan by a Norwegian Bronze Medallist. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the pre-season headlines, and an official Rush Hour announcement. Then Simon and Paul battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz. Daisy's having carpark issues this week, and he begins his club by club AFL season preview with a look at the Crows. A new travel policy means Billy might never be going back to Singapore, and Sri Lankan cricketing legend Kumar Sangakkara is in studio to talk about his new restaurant Ministry of Crab alongside Head Chef Dharshan Munidasa. Finally, Billy has a joke about a wolf bite to close us out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy's got a fresh look, and kicks the show off with the All Sports Report - and an early AFL retirement. Former Alpine Skier Jono Bauer calls in to tell us which Aussies can win medals in Milan, then Billy responds to accusations from the Mick In The Morning team that he stole Nick Riewoldt's air fryer from the office. Topics Thomas wants to know about the unusual thing you found in your house, we've got more footy news from Essendon and Collingwood, and we put State of Origin tickets up for grabs as WA listeners tell us why the west is better than Victoria. Melbourne Demons captain Max Gawn is in studio to talk State of Origin and what to expect from the Dees this year, then Billy made us wait 24 hours - but he's got the joke that he couldn't find yesterday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Both Billy and Daisy have had destination weekends, but they're up and about for the All Sports Report - as Super Bowl LX is run and won. We want to hear about something amazing you did in Monday Brag Artist, then Marcus Bontempelli is in studio to talk State of Origin, his wedding, and a big fine he got in the mail. The wrappy is so huge we broke it into two parts, then Billy takes aim at everyone who can't pronounce 'phenomenon' correctly. Snowboarding champion Scotty James joins the show from Milan before he tries to win his first Olympic gold medal, then Billy has a joke that hits a bit close to home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a look back at our favourite moments from the week - including 16yo skiing sensation Indra Brown, Billy crashing a party bus, Patrick Cripps, SEM Phoenix star John Brown III, Billy's Idiot File, Todd from Barwon Heads, and a Christmas Joke... in FebruarySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're diving deep into the archives to find some forgotten gold. But today, we may have dived too far. We start with the full story behind Billy's complete meltdown when ushering our great mate Danny Frawley out of the studio, before he takes on Michael Klim in a swimming race, and we hear a motorsport update from Greg Rust - with some famous numbers being handed over in the Supercars. We give away an epic prize to LIV Golf Adelaide next weekend, JB wants to go on a train trip, and we hear the debut of Billy-Oke. Billy and Daisy have your weekend sorted with all the sport you can get around, then it's the Fat's On Fire Quiz - and after the team failed at question 8 last week, can they go all the way? Then, we revisit erotic fiction writer Eva Sless joining JB and Billy in studio, where she wrote a short story that featured both of them! (EXPLICIT) Finally, we hear Billy's first ever joke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a quick reflection on the great Dennis Armfield, Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report, before Ben Graham calls in from California to preview Super Bowl LX on Monday. Topics Brownless wants to know when you've let the cat out of the bag, before a surprise visitor hijacks the topic. Billy has done an IQ Test with some amazing results, Daisy fires up at some Patrick Cripps critics, and we have an enormous Idiot File from Billy. Former Rugby League star and I'm A Celebrity contestant Luke Bateman is in studio, and Billy wraps us up with a joke about Little Johnny.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After remembering the joy of a smorgasbord, Billy and Daisy kick off the show with the All Sports Report - as Billy completely melts down while talking about Formula 1. North Melbourne ruckman Tristan Xerri calls in after being announced as part of Victoria's State of Origin team, then Clint and Tom battle it out for a Taylormade Qi4D Driver in the Hump Day Quiz. Cardiologist Dr Martin Hiscock talks about the importance of heart health and getting a calcium score, then Daisy relays an amazing story of a Perth kid swimming 4km to save his family. Billy takes a look at some of the new laws of cricket, we've got an epic prize to LIV Golf Adelaide, and Gold Coast Suns superstar Touk Miller is in studio. Finally after some creepiness, Billy finishes with a joke about his girlfriend's lazy eye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daisy celebrated his wedding anniversary last night, and Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - including a potentially massive out for State of Origin. Carlton captain Patrick Cripps is in studio to talk State of Origin and the Blues, then Topics Thomas wants to know when you've given someone famous a lift, or been given a lift by someone famous. We've got more exclusive vision of Billy crashing a 21st birthday party on a bus, we've got an update from the boxer that lost his toupee mid-fight, and we have an epic prize to LIV Golf Adelaide for you to win. South-East Melbourne Phoenix star import John Brown III joins the boys in studio for a hilarious chat, then Billy finishes the show with two jokes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy has had a big weekend, and there is video evidence to prove it. But it was a big weekend of sport as well - so Billy wrappys it all up with the All Sports Report. Swimming legend Michael Klim calls in from Bali to share his story of suffering with CIDP (Chronic Inflammatory Demyelinating Polyneuropathy) - before his Australian Story episode airs tonight on the ABC. We've got so many phoner ideas that we've combined them into one big choose your own adventure, then Billy runs through the top 5 celebrities the Rush Hour interviewed before they were famous. Billy has a Grammys Red Carpet report, then 16yo skier Indra Brown calls in before she heads to Milan for the Winter Olympics. Finally, Billy has a Christmas-themed joke... in FebruarySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a short but jam-packed week on the Rush Hour, so look back at our favourite moments, including Perth Scorchers star Laurie Evans, Billy's cycling craft, plagiarist Billy, Nic Naitanui, the tennis pronunciation bee, Hawthorn's Conor Nash, Billy's Birthday Idiot Song, Tom Mitchell, and Billy's Duck Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We've dug deep into the archives to find some of our favourite moments since 2010. We have found the original audio of when Billy invented a new band, and he got his face on a urinal in a regional Victorian pub. Then we want to know if getting married gave you a funny name. Ventriloquist extraordinaire David Strassman was in studio along with his buddy Chuck, then JB has a letter that he wrote to himself from 1989. Billy and Daisy get you across the weekend's sporting action, JB and Billy chat to the bloke from the Old Spice "I'm on a horse" commercial, then it's time for the Fat's On Fire Quiz. Can Billy and the team get through 20 questions? Campbell Brown invades the studio for a little surprise, we hear the very first Idiot Song, and a joke from Billy that he completely and utterly slaughtered.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy has made it in after his birthday dinner, but Daisy is the one who sounds like he had a big night. We kick things off with the All Sports Report, then Topics Brownless wants to know when you made the news. Herby is in with some social media feedback, we have a surprise What's For Dinner, and Channel 9's James Bracey previews the Australian Open Semi-Finals. Daisy asks Billy to pronounce some very tricky tennis names, we hear an Idiot Song for Billy's birthday, Tom Mitchell calls in after announcing his retirement from footy, and Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about Pinocchio to finish the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start the show by celebrating Billy's birthday, before launching into the All Sports Report - as Alex De Minaur goes down swinging against Carlos Alcaraz. Hawthorn's Conor Nash calls in after recently becoming an official Australian citizen, then Regina and Andy battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz. We take a look at some other celebrity birthdays today, Topics Thomas wants to know how you can tell it's bloody hot, then Billy reflects on his days playing State of Origin. Nic Naitanui calls in from WA as he prepares to call the AFL's State of Origin game for Channel 7, then Billy finishes his birthday show with a joke about a honeymoon gone wrong.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy and Daisy start the short week with the All Sports Report - as Maddison Inglis has her life changed after an incredible run at the Australian Open. Nat Yoannidis joins the boys from Melbourne Park with all the latest, as Alex De Minaur tries to take down Carlos Alcaraz in tonight's Quarter Final. Rabs tells us about the Foo Fighters gig in Launceston, and Topics Thomas wants to know when you've had a calendar conflict. Laurie Evans calls in from Perth amidst the Scorchers ongoing title celebrations - and he sounds a little worse for wear. Then Craft Brownless is tickled by a strange accident at the Tour Down Under. Billy's Top 5 takes an alarming turn, then we call Emily at the Victoria Hotel in Ouyen, Victoria - which today was expected to be the hottest town on Earth. Finally, Billy has a joke about a farting duck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.