Actual Play - Unknown Armies - Jingle Allmart the Way

Per a conversation we had on the latest episode of Beyond the Wall of Patreon, Chris has devised a surreal Jingle All the Way UA scenario.    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the mart, not a customer was stirring, despite discount Paul Blart. The Day Shift had a truly busy day, true, but this left Darby, Ann and Mike with nothing to do. The night forecast to be nothing more than a bore, but then three strange customers entered the store...    Aaron - Abe - Beloved gutter mage from a yet to be published UA campaign. Adam - Mike -  Optimistic prosthetic wearing All-Mart employee trying to contain the store's weirdness.   Ian - Darby - Works at the All-Mart to uncover what caused her college friend's death. Vince - Ann - Ann took up a job at the All-Mart in the hopes that she might find her creator (psst Ann is a robot)