Paczkis, Pancakes, and a Game of Lies!

It’s March 4th — the only date on the calendar that doubles as a command — and this daily comedy show absolutely understood the assignment. We’re celebrating Punchki Day, International Pancake Day, and apparently “Expose Yourself During Two Truths and a Lie” Day… because that’s what happened.First up, we learn about the Cardinals’ new all-inclusive ticket deal — $29 gets you into the game AND unlimited hot dogs, nachos, popcorn, fountain drinks, chicken fingers… basically the kind of buffet that makes you whisper, “I’m about to ruin my summer body.” Dynamic pricing means you might pay more for Opening Day, but hey — on a Tuesday against the Marlins? You might eat your ticket price in popcorn alone. St. Louis math.Then we dive into the main event: Two Truths and a Lie, sponsored by Universal Windows Direct. And wow… you guys showed up ready to emotionally manipulate us.We had:A man who claimed Disturbed is his favorite band… but has never seen them live (and somehow has also never bought concert merch — suspicious behavior).A Woof Wednesday regular who played the long game with dog math.A dude who casually dropped “I was slimed on Nickelodeon” like that’s just a normal Tuesday memory.A competitive dodgeball champion (Missouri State Games flex, okay!)A guy who broke his arm “over someone’s head” and somehow sounded exactly 6’4” while saying it.And of course, the Fort Myers timeshare debate that nearly broke the studio.Moon went full detective mode. Rafe started analyzing vocal tone like he’s in the FBI Behavioral Unit. King Scott had the printed answers like a proud substitute teacher. And Riz? Just trying to keep the circus moving forward.We also squeeze in March 4th holidays (Grammar Day, Peace Corps Day, World Obesity Day — what a combo), plus a preview of tomorrow’s Cardinals visit and an upcoming chat about the 24th Annual NAMI Walk St. Louis.If you like unpredictable callers, friendly chaos, sarcastic humor, St. Louis energy, and a daily comedy show that somehow turns breakfast food into competitive sport — this episode delivers.This is what happens when a daily comedy show gives the phones to the people and trusts them not to lie convincingly.Spoiler: They lie convincingly.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

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