Once You Think About Pool Pee, It’s Over | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast

This episode starts innocently enough with a discussion about pools… and then immediately spirals into why swimming is actually disgusting once you think about it for more than five seconds. The crew debates pools vs. sport courts, whether owning a pool is worth the constant maintenance and rage, and why public pools are basically a social experiment that humanity keeps failing.From there, things get unhinged fast. The show dives deep into pool etiquette, including the rudest things people do at pools — peeing in the water (obviously), hogging lounge chairs, blasting music, letting kids run feral, and pretending chlorine is a personality trait. That leads to a full existential breakdown about how much pee is in pools, whether “pee-detecting chemicals” are real, and why kiddie pools and swim-up bars should come with warning labels.Somehow, this turns into a horrifying but hilarious conversation about lakes, rivers, float trips, cruises, dead bodies in water, bacteria, brain-eating amoebas, and why the phrase “the Earth cleans itself” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. If you’ve ever floated a river, swam at Lake of the Ozarks, or been on a cruise ship, you may never feel clean again.The back half of the show brings the chaos home with Do It Bitch, as Lern takes over hosting duties and throws the guys into competitive trivia involving music, bars, and venues — complete with trash talk, questionable rulings, cousin rivalry, and the looming threat of the airsoft gun.By the end, the only thing everyone agrees on is this: everyone is peeing in the pool, nobody’s getting out to do it, and once you know that… there’s no going back.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshowConnect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShowHear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MOSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.