Jazz Hands, Fentanyl, and the Roller Rink of Regrets

Welcome back to another beautifully unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite funny podcast where things start normal and immediately spiral into chaos.We kick things off with jazz hands (because obviously that’s how serious radio begins), before diving into the slow-motion meltdown that is Rizz being left home alone for a week. Talking to dogs, narrating his own life, and possibly unraveling mentally? Yeah, we’re keeping an eye on that.Then Lern casually drops that she went to a roller rink… alone… in a giant coat… just to hang out. Which opens the floodgates for one of the most relatable discussions ever: the “king of the roller rink” — that one guy who peaked gliding backwards under neon lights and never emotionally recovered. Naturally, this leads to a completely serious business pitch to buy and reinvent a roller rink, which financial advisors everywhere would absolutely hate.From there, things take a turn into “why is this even legal?” territory as we break down cousin marriage laws across the U.S. — including the deeply unsettling realization that some states are way more relaxed about it than you’d hope. And because we’re nothing if not educational, we somehow connect that to King Tut, inbreeding, and what ancient people might think of our modern faces. (Spoiler: they’d probably hate us.)Then comes the story that flips the whole episode: a woman who wrote a children’s book about coping with grief… after allegedly causing her husband’s death. It’s part true crime, part “are we seriously talking about this right now,” and fully the kind of content you only get from a funny podcast that thrives in the gray area between hilarious and horrifying.We wrap things up with a viral Frontier Airlines controversy that proves once again: the internet reacts first, facts come later. Add in some airport anxiety, retail apocalypse talk, and why you can’t flirt anywhere anymore, and you’ve got a perfectly chaotic ride.If you’re into daily laughs, weird news, and conversations that should probably come with a warning label, this funny podcast has you covered.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

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