DAILY SHOW: We Broke a TV, Made Money In Vegas, Got Arrested for Karaoke & Almost Got Divorced on a Mountain | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

Today’s daily comedy episode proves two things: kids are expensive, and karaoke should absolutely require a permit.We kick things off with an email that had the entire studio arguing like a courtroom drama sponsored by Fisher-Price. A military family’s kid chucks a Lego at a friend’s 75-inch QLED TV (because of course it was a 75-inch QLED), leaving a tiny but permanent “oops” mark. They do the right thing and offer to replace it — $1,200 later — only to find out the “damaged” TV is getting relocated to the daughter’s room. Wait… what? Is that justice? Is that capitalism? Is that just the cost of letting children exist in your home? Rizz, Moon, and King Scott debate responsibility, friendship, and whether the real solution is simply moving to a new town and changing your identity.Then we dive into the wildest dating trend we’ve heard in a while: “Alpine Divorce.” It sounds like a seasonal IPA. It is not. It’s apparently when someone strands their partner in the wilderness as punishment. Romantic! Nothing says “I love you” like abandoning someone mid-hike because they forgot a water bottle. We unpack the psychology behind it and question how this is even a thing. Ghosting? Bad. Ghost-lighting? Worse. Alpine Divorce? Congratulations, you’re on a watch list.And then — because we care about the people — we establish the official list of karaoke songs that should be considered arrestable offenses. Whitney Houston? Jail. Bohemian Rhapsody? Straight to court. “My Heart Will Go On”? Emotional felony. The crew breaks down the crimes, the charges, and the sentencing guidelines for murdering everyone’s ears at your local bar. It’s the kind of public service announcement only a true daily comedy show would dare to provide.Between parenting disasters, dating red flags, and musical war crimes, this episode has everything you expect from your favorite St. Louis daily comedy chaos factory.You’ve been warned. Bring snacks. And maybe don’t bring your kids anywhere.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.She sang her national anthem during karaoke. Now she’s under arrest‘Alpine Divorce’ Explained: Meaning and Why People Are Talking About ItThere's a toxic new dating trend called 'ghostlighting.' It's even worse than ghosting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.