Birthdays, Existential Crises & Cheaters Rebranding Themselves

What starts as birthday talk turns into a full existential spiral real quick.In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, Lern plans a wholesome birthday at a cat café (yes, really), while the rest of the crew somehow invents “The Glitter Box” and immediately regrets it. But things take a hard left when Rafe drops a brutally honest thought about siblings, death, and who ends up alone—which sends the entire show into a surprisingly deep (and slightly unhinged) discussion.Then it’s time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where nothing is safe. Ashley Madison tries to rebrand itself as a “privacy-first” dating app (LOL), a shocking stat about people knowingly spreading STIs gets everyone fired up, and the crew debates what actually counts as cheating in 2026. Spoiler: flirting with a barista might cost you your relationship… or save you money on landscaping.It’s weird, it’s uncomfortable, and it’s exactly why this is your favorite daily comedy show.👉 Subscribe for more chaos from The Rizzuto Show and catch new clips daily.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

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