Birthdays, Charcuterie, and the Battle of the Frozen Foods

What starts as a few friendly birthday shoutouts quickly spirals into one of the most chaotic episodes we’ve had in a while — which, honestly, is saying something.The crew kicks off the show celebrating listeners, family birthdays, and even the 50th anniversary of a St. Louis organization doing incredible work helping people escape abusive situations. It’s a rare moment of sincerity before the wheels fall completely off this comedy podcast.Naturally, someone mentions a charcuterie spread from a fancy event, which leads to a surprisingly intense debate about hors d’oeuvres, meatballs, and why nobody on the show can spell French food correctly.But the real turning point happens when the crew realizes it’s National Frozen Food Day. Suddenly the entire studio turns into a battlefield as everyone argues about the greatest frozen food of all time. Totino’s Pizza Rolls are immediately nominated. Hot Pockets make a strong showing. Eggo waffles somehow get dragged into the conversation. And Stouffer’s mac and cheese causes a near mutiny in the studio.The conversation spirals into the weirdest things sitting in everyone’s freezer right now — including frost-covered vegetables used exclusively as medical ice packs and emergency Girl Scout cookies that only taste right when frozen.Just when you think the episode couldn’t get any stranger, Rafe’s weekly E Memoriam segment begins.This week’s installment features Rafe explaining that he’s been invited to join the Blackfoot Nation and has been given the ceremonial name “Sleep Warrior.” Unfortunately, there’s one small problem: he can’t cross the Canadian border because of an old DUI. So now his spiritual journey is stuck somewhere between destiny and Canadian border control.Then things somehow escalate even further with a parody musical tribute celebrating Learn’s recent surgery — featuring a very questionable Steven Tyler impression and an original song called “No Tubes in That Lady.”It’s heartfelt. It’s ridiculous. It’s absolutely the kind of nonsense you expect from a daily comedy podcast that thrives on chaos, sarcasm, and roasting each other for two and a half hours.And just when you think the show is finally calming down… the crew gets ready to play one of their favorite games: Porn Star or Weatherman.Another perfectly normal day for your favorite comedy podcast.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

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