The Rise Guys Podcast
625 episodes — Page 6 of 13
I’D PUT THAT DAMN BIRD IN ANOTHER ROOM IF I WAS YOU: HOUR ONE
Dude is perturbed because his girl’s bird watches them hook up. Also, Fat Boy you might want to think about using some different passwords from here on out It’s really interesting the types of dead animals you find on the side of the road lately, odd positions too
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/06/26
A full Friday edition of TRG featuring the FOF HOTLINE, it's open 24/7 by the way, CALL NOW 864-241-4318
DUDE, YOU CAN’T HAVE A FUNERAL IN YOUR HOUSE, CAN YOU?: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Ol Thomas’s wife’s family wants to have Grandma’s funeral IN HIS HOUSE
DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHERE THE HELL MY GRASS GETS SHOT TO: HOUR THREE
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LOT OF FEEDBACK FROM YESTERDAY’S WAKE IN THE HOUSE CALL: HOUR TWO
Do you remember your first funeral? That stuff always sticks with ya man A company in Washington state is trying to make it mandatory for their employees to be micro chipped Headlines
THE FIRST GOOD SAMARITAN, WHO THE HELL WAS IT?: HOUR ONE
How did the “good Samaritan” start? Who the f was it? Ain’t it a law too? So many questions “I had to stop and pick up a blood cup”… Fat Boy after getting his tooth pulled yesterday Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/05/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
SOMEBODY CALM DOWN ALEX JONES: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio
WE WORLD WIDE BABY: HOUR THREE
We get an email from a worldly traveler, spread the word bruh, help us out, get us to Japan HA The damn room just erupted, not in a good way either
I’M NOT REALLY COOL WITH A DEAD BODY ON DISPLAY IN MY HOUSE: HOUR TWO
Matt has a big favor he needs to ask the room for.. ya’ll cool with sharing a studio with his new lamb next week? lol Thomas calls in and he isn’t too excited about being asked about hosting a wake at his house for a family member, is that shit even legal?
I COULD’VE DONE WITHOUT HEARING THAT MATTMAN: HOUR ONE
Ol dude over hear talking about taking barbwire to the throat because the state of South Carolina MIGHT outlaw barbwire fencing, WHAT? If you’re a doctor and you can keep up with all the damn medications out there now then you’re great, cuz they a damn lot of em Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/04/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring Best Damn Audio with a salty, and pissed off, Alex Jones lol
WELL KENDALL, MAYBE YOU STAY OUT OF YOUR LADY’S BUSINESS: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Kendall found birth control pills in his wife’s purse, so much for having a kid I guess
THIS REALLY IS GOOD, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio is back, if you see a clip tag @fatboy933 and @ohmaffew and we just might use yours
DAMNIT I’M ALIVE, AIN’T THAT CERTIFICATE ENOUGH?: HOUR TWO
So Mattman had to get his birth certificate, congrats on being certified born lol Remember getting hit with hickory sticks back in the day? Those damn things tore us up lol Headlines
MAN WE FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT CD: HOUR ONE
Remember the Black Crowes Amorica album? We forgot about the “underwear hair” on it hahaha Got a cheese festival somewhere? Fat Boy will definitely go to it Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/03/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG, including Kendall who found birth control in his wife's purse... WTF dude? They were trying to have a kid too, or so he thought....
COME AT US, WE ANSWER ANY AND EVERYTHING: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mail Sack, send your questions to [email protected]
THE WORLD REALLY IS SICK, OR BECOMING MORE SO…: HOUR THREE
Headlines Well Paige you really didn’t have to say it like that but yes, that is a weird fetish
THE ONE TIME YOU DON’T WANNA SEE THAT PILL: HOUR TWO
Mattman got some new additions to his farm Kendall calls in to talk about what he found in his wife’s purse that drove him straight to a divorce lawyer
THERE’S NO WAY WE ARE GOING TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT: HOUR ONE
What’s the movie where the autistic dude smacks himself when shit gets loud? Do you Google exactly that? We ain’t gonna find an answer lol Now let’s figure out how these bands got their names, Wang Chung is two white dudes, WTF? Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/02/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, our thoughts on Iran, weird looking water head dogs, and mirrors... WTF?, it's all inside
HEY BRETT, WAS YOUR AUNT ABLE TO WALK THIS WEEKEND? LOL: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Brett the college student has a horny aunt who was coming to town this past weekend
PAIGE JUST DO THE DAMN FOOT PICS ALREADY: HOUR THREE
You won’t believe how much the average “creator” makes on Only Fans now, it will astonish you The Mail Sack is back for more action, including Lexapro dude from last week, send your questions, comments, complaints to [email protected]
MIRRORS, WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?: HOUR TWO
Who invented mirrors and why were Native Americans scared of them Races, we break it down hahaha, really tho, we do have questions Headlines
YOU REALLY DO LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY: HOUR ONE
So we just found out what Apple Head dogs are and WOW!@ Our thoughts on what happened in Iran over the weekend Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/27/26
A full Friday edition of TRG, including young college student Brett, who's horny aunt is coming to town this weekend lol
HAIRBALL, ANYBODY?: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Facebook Fussin
IF YOU’RE IN COLLEGE, YOU NEED TO MEET BRETT’S AUNT HAHA: HOUR THREE
Open Phones brings us Brett, a college student who’s not a fan of his aunt, his mom’s sister, coming to visit him, since it usually means she’s gonna hook up with half the frat, lol
WANNA FREE PLUG? YOU LOVE PLUGS DO YA? HAHA: HOUR TWO
Maybe animal themed restaurants/cafes aren’t the best idea Free Plug Friday is back baby Headlines
MIGHT BE TIME TO GET RID OF SOME THESE SOUND DROPS: HOUR ONE
Some of these stupid sound drops need to get out of here, to make room for new stupid ones lol Paige we have a question….do you get tired of us talking about your knockers? Your jugs? Your fun bags? Your silky milkies? Your jacks?... :D Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/26/26
A full Thursday edition, with Facebook Fussin, of TRG
DUDE, GET YOUR WEINER OUT OF THE RAIN: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio
AT SOME POINT YOU GET TOO OLD TO BANG, RIGHT?: HOUR THREE
If you’re 80-85 years old, sex don’t really matter much does it? Fat Boy doesn’t think so Evidently Britney Spears is still in a state of mental unrest, the videos keep coming
THE LEGEND OF HAIRBALL ROBERTS: HOUR TWO
Celebrating the wins in life, it’s not for everybody lol Facebook Fussin, send your Fussin screen caps to [email protected] Headlines
WHAT’S IN PAIGE’S PURSE?: HOUR ONE
We ask Paige, “What’s in your purse?”… you won’t believe how much makeup this chick carries Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/25/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, featuring audio from Vincent...Kennedy....McMahon
LOOK DUDE, SHE MIGHT JUST BE ANXIOUS FOR ALL YOU KNOW: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Ol Robby, his girl, and her Lexapro..
EVEN THE RICH GET PTI.. NEVER KNEW THAT..: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio featuring a Home Depot prank We get into the Vince McMahon body cam audio
STATE OF THE UNION WAS ROWDY LAST NIGHT: HOUR TWO
We go over the State of The Union speech, what did you think? Headlines
CAN WE RE-ARRANGE THE STUDIO?: HOUR ONE
There’s a lot in our way in this studio, can we move it? Looks like shit sometimes lol Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/24/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG.. Paige gets dingleberries and twig and berries mixed up, and Robby can't stop snooping through his gir's bag.. until he found something he wasn't prepared to see..
FAT HUFFER, GO HUFF SOME MORE, HUFF DADDY HAHAHA: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Fat Boy the huffer, doesn’t huff anymore… sanitizer everywhere thanks you
ASKING FOR MONEY SUCKS , DON’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE: HOUR THREE
Headlines Celebrities are facing backlash for starting Go Fund Me pages, but doesn’t everybody? Also Paige got “twig and berries” mixed up with “dingleberries”
YOU’RE EITHER A DICK OF A DUDE, OR A CONCERNED BOYFRIEND..: HOUR TWO
Wanna shovel snow in NYC? Better have a shit ton of identification lol Robby called in because he found some Lexapro in his girl’s bag on a recent trip together, so now he has second thoughts on the deal.. What would you do? We got some response on this call for sure
DON’T BE BOUNCING AROUND FROM CHURCH TO CHURCH: HOUR ONE
Church back in the day, it was frowned upon to bounce around, cool now tho, we re-live some of our old church memories How the hell do dj’s “dj”? Plus, why do you cost so much? Headlines
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 02/23/26
A full Monday, a little grim tho lol, edition of TRG
DON’T BE A BITCH, SAY IT TO HIS FACE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
FAT BOY WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKING CLASS?: HOUR THREE
Fat Boy burned his sausage, we mean burned the shit out of it, but he still ate it, which brought us back to talking about growing up in “well done” houses, where every damn thing had to be “well done” A little mini Mail Sack for your Monday
THERE’S MORE THERE THAN YOU REALIZE: HOUR TWO
We go into more Epstein stuff as far as it relates to a company that takes school pictures nationwide and it sucks but some of this stuff you gotta pay attention to, right? We might have taken too many stackers, hydroxycut, and other pills back in the day Headlines