The Real Weird Sisters | A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice and Martha are back to the third book, and someone’s prediction has come true! Stanley (??) makes his first OPAAT appearance as “Neville”, who outta read the papers more, finds out that Sirius isn’t just a Muggle convict.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!  The post One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 37 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Malfoy is back to his old tricks of taunting the Gryffindor Quidditch team on this page which sets Ron’s tragic Keeper arc into motion. Angelina manages to keep her cool, Harry shows off his athletic prowess, and Pansy takes lessons from Bellatrix. Alice and Martha recap the 291st page of Order of the Phoenix in this week’s One Page at a Time!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!  The post One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 291 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

In a rare twist, the pensieve is about to enter a world which is entirely our own, as Caractacus Burke recounts his memory of scamming poor Merope and (possibly) doing more than anyone else to set Voldemort for misery. Alice and Martha recap the 261st page of Half-Blood Prince in this week’s One Page at a Time!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!  The post One Page at at Time: Book 6, Page 261 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

It’s thestral time, baby! Harry, Neville, and Luna show off their thestral expertise while Ron, Hermione, and Ginny stand open-mouthed and staring in confusion. How are they meant to get on these things?? Plus, a OPAAT first, as this page is half GP art! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 764 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

It’s time for Hagrid’s first Care of Magical Creatures lesson for the year! Aided by his disheveled appearance, the ominous Forbidden Forest, and his shrieking cry, Hagrid’s classroom management skills have never been better. Alice and Martha also announce this year’s real weird March Madness bracket. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 444 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Alice and Martha head back to the seventh book, where Harry and Hermione are about to find out the truth (?) about Dumbledore’s friendships with both Grindelwald and “Dogbreath” Doge. Plus, find out if Chuck Knives prevailed and how Zach W. has been confirming his listenership!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 353 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Alice and Martha discuss page 328 of book 6 for the second time in a week! It’s almost Christmas and Harry and Ron have a lot to discuss after Slughorn’s party. Fred and George may be off to the muggle village, but Harry and Ron are the ones learning valuable lessons about hard work and perseverance. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 328 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

It’s back to the Potions classroom this week, as Ron pays the price for sloppy chopping and Draco milks his “injured arm.” Snape’s just trying his best to be happy, can you blame him for wanting to teach Ron a lesson? (Alice and Martha can).  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 124 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Alice and Martha return to Sorcerer’s Stone for a unique Hermione and Ron POV page. Draco is full of witty jabs, Neville is full of amazing comebacks, and Ron is surprisingly composed. And yes, Snape’s refereeing.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 223 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Dumbledore’s phone is blowing up, Lucius is about to lose his servant, and Harry knows exactly where to look during this important exchange. Alice and Martha break down this surprisingly falling-action page of Chamber of Secrets.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 335 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Alice and Martha return to the Hospital Wing, where the remaining professors (who haven’t been murdered like the headmaster) decide what to do with the school, even if there’s not a monster in the bowels of the castle. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 628 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim close the book on Mike Newell’s magnum opus, discussing the credits of Goblet of Fire.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters  New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post Take Five, Take 4.30: Goblet of Fire, 145:01-THE END appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

This week’s episode features Snape’s first speaking appearance, both in the books and in the One Page at a Time series. Alice and Martha discuss the wonderful pedagogy behind Snape’s Potions lesson as well as Seamus’s inherent charisma. Plus, find out which unlikely character is most like a bird! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 138 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Something horrible has happened here! This page may not be pretty, but Alice and Martha find plenty to discuss about Slughorn’s “murder” scene. Harry plays detective, Slughorn has to have his piano, Dumbledore is five steps ahead of everyone else, as usual. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 63 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.

Alice and Martha discuss Dumbledore’s Tale at King’s Cross. With so much dialogue from Dumbledore, this week is ripe with band an album name options! Plus, find out which MGP illustration would make an excellent Christmas tree topper,  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode! The post One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 720 appeared first on The Real Weird Sisters.