The Read

Eminem is back on the train of controversy while Gaga has booked a ship to outer space…literally. Plus, New York’s MTA is still living hell on Earth. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, Julianne Hough isn’t very good at this Halloween thing. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and bad football, this week on The Read. Don't forget to grab tickets to Kid Fury's Trilloween: http://bit.ly/169eeVk Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice! Kid Fury Trilloween Tickets: bit.ly/169eeVj Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his hoodisms. Plus we chop it up with special guest, Chef Roblé! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Read – My Auntie Jenifer Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.​ (Yes, there is still a regular show this week.) The Read – The Mailbag Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost all three teaspoons of his mind. Plus, a simple reminder that Blue Ivy is better than you. The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus… The Read – Stay Off The Bus Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts…for Fury. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what’s up Kanye’s butt? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late! We also introduce a new sponsor, Audible.com. Go to audiblepodcast.com/read to check out free trial. And of course check out Huluplus.com/theread to get a free trial to [...] Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman” single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on Cash Money Records?! also, to take advantage of The Read’s special offer with [...] Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry’s wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what’s up with Kid Fury this week? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Actor, Dustin Ross, joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé-related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake…and who is Kylie: The Terrible? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this week’s episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn’t care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC’s Scandal! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this week’s Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment… sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole’s career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfuryPatreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouchMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.