Show overview
The Professionals launched in 2022 and has put out 8 episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 7 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a roughly quarterly cadence.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 44 min and 57 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 3.2 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. The busiest year was 2022, with 7 episodes published. Published by Zeke, Grant, Austin & Logan.
From the publisher
Zeke, Logan, Grant and Austin are four teenagers who definitely know what they're doing with this podcast. I mean, it says it in the title. They're professionals.
Latest Episodes
S1 Ep 8Professionally Useless
EIn this episode, the boys tackle something they're very personally involved with: uselessness! From an Elephant dong to a Zeke's dong, and finally Zeke holding the others prisoner, join us for today's absolutely useless ride! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7K5dsf5... Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/b6d... Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@theprofessionalspodcast8162/featuredRSS: https://rss.com/podcasts/theprofessio... Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/EWKed87T9Q Garfield art I definitely got permission for I swear by:u/fallen_guardian2 u/NillaIce1313 u/acousticjhb
S1 Ep 7Professional Christmas!
EWelcome all bro bro bros and all ho ho hoes! Today, the boys recieve one of the greatest christmas gifts of all... A new member! Ian, the new member of the Professionals! With him, the boys discuss their favorite christmas gifts, Zeke's "Homework" folder, and Ian says something that's probably offensive! Merry Christmas!
S1 Ep 6Professional Chaos
EIn this episode, the boys tackle absolutely nothing. Zeke and Logan discuss persona at an intesnse length, Grant Doxxes Zeke and somehow Norm of the North comes into play?
S1 Ep 5Professional Monster Hunters
EThis week the boys discuss the wildest, wackiest, and overall stupidest pieces of folklore from around the world.Discord: https://discord.gg/EWKed87T9Q
S1 Ep 4Professional Scardey-Cats
EIn this episode, the boys discuss their fears, and Zeke tries to keep the others on topic as they all go off doing random crap.Music used in the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MTj... Discord: https://discord.gg/krpjzTcj5Y Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7K5dsf5... Amazon Podcasts: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/b6da2dd6-a96d-4397-9125-c55f06499cb0/the-professionals
S1 Ep 3Our Professional Game Opinions
EToday, the boys express the unpopular opinions they have on several games, and then argue about them, (Looking at you, Logan)Zeke and Austin scream at logan for nearly a half hour, and this episode could probably be called "why TLoU 2 sucks nuts,"
S1 Ep 2Professionally Stupid
EToday, the boys talk about the times that made them look back and think: "Huh, we may be a little stupid,"
S1 Ep 1A Professional Prologue
EToday, the four hosts decide a topic which will be most crucial to the future of this podcast: What will we name it?