TPS5: Wingman Wayne

In this episode, Wayne, Squirrely Dan, and Derry deal with spring fever at Modean’s while Reiley and Jonesy try to up their hockey game. The crew discusses women’s subtle signals and Wayne’s role as a wingman. Hilarity ensues with a series of comedic misadventures and oddball wisdom, though Gail’s crude humor remains divisive.

Episode Limerick

The Hicks’ sex lives are dead,

Wingman Wayne helps with signals misread,

Signs like; hair shows and squeeze-bys,

And then Wayne gets the big eyes,

But Angie’s still stuck in his head.

Chapters

00:00:00 - Introduction

00:02:05 - How Was Your Week?

00:06:57 - Twitter Roll Call

00:12:20 - Don't Bore Us, Get To The Chorus! (Episode Recap)

00:52:25 - Episode Ratings

00:57:43 - Episode Rankings

01:00:57 - Listener Comments

01:03:53 - Final Comments

01:04:39 - Outro

Wayne’s Words of Wisdom

“You naturally prefer companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch-hockey in the dark.”

“More hands make less work.”

— Wayne

Final Rating

• Mat: Fresh
• Al: Clearance
• Victor: Compost
• Tanya: Compost
• Dean: Fresh

Scientific Twitter Poll

• Fresh: 62.5%
• Clearance: 25%
• Compost: 12.5%

Featured Music

• Tries by Kaboom Atomic, Aalo Guha (Spotify)
• Haunted House by Dead Ghosts (Spotify)
• Getting Older by Dead Ghosts (Spotify)
• Crazy Glue by The Bloggers
• That’s It, That’s All by We Are The City (Spotify)

Links:

• Wayne as Hulk Hogan (Deepfake)
• Katy as The Rock (Deepfake)
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