Episode 188 - Ranking Warhammer 40K's factions... according to ORKS!

On dis week's episode, brad an eric join dere heads ta fink an discova which warhamma 40k iz betta ta krump. Iz it 'da tyranids? iz it 'da tiny 'umiez? tune 'n ta find out!

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RELATED TO THIS EPISODE:

Ork Codex Episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyYCVWDljCk

Every Ork Weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4

Three Ways to Play Orks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4N_t1vYoOQ

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Hello and Welcome

01:13 The Tiers

03:13 Adeptus Custodes

04:48 T'au Empire

06:03 Drukhari

07:16 Chaos Daemons

08:34 Tyranids

09:35 Space Marines

10:29 World Eaters

12:04 Grey Knights

12:59 Imperial Knights

14:32 Chaos Knights

15:19 Emperor's Children

15:51 Thousand Sons

16:43 Death Guard

17:27 Adepta Sororitas

18:48 Chaos Space Marines

19:02 Aeldari

20:08 Astra Militarum

21:38 Necrons

23:31 Adeptus Mechanicus

25:07 Genestealer Cults

26:13 Leagues of Votann

27:34 Imperial Agents

28:22 Orks

28:58 The Final List

30:39 Alright Audio Audience

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