Episode 185 - Ranking EVERY T'au Empire Gun

On this week's episode, Beric and Rad join to discuss EVERY* T'au Empire weapon that exists in Warhammer 40K! *excluding named weapons, experimental weapons, weird things from Forge World, things that only exist in lore but aren't in models like starship weapons and also anything that they judged that did not deserve their attention. But yeah, excluding that, EVERY T'au weapon in the game!

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RELATED TO THIS EPISODE:

Ranking EVERY Imperium Weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sDeGbrTeW8

Ranking EVERY Ork Weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2lHJAk8TQ4

Ranking EVERY Aeldari Weapon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4kXM5igmAI

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Hello and Welcome…

00:57 …to the Poorhammer Podcast E185

02:32 Pulse Weapons

03:25 Plasma Rifle... i mean, Pulse Rifle

04:41 Pulse Pistol

05:41 Longshot Pulse Rifle

06:56 Pulse Blaster

08:21 Pulse Carbine

09:38 Burst Cannon and Heavy Burst Cannon

10:40 Pulse Arc Cannon

12:07 Pulse Driver Cannon

14:24 Pulse Bomb Generator

16:20 Twin Plasma Rifle

17:20 Experimental Weapons

18:01 Railguns

19:56 Rail Rifle

20:44 Heavy Rail Rifle

22:34 Flamer

24:25 Fusion Weapons (Meltas)

25:08 Fusion Blaster

26:18 Fusion Collider

26:59 EMP

29:06 Missile Launcher

29:39 Smart Missile System

30:55 Seeker Missile

31:53 Air Fragmentation Missiles

33:40 Cluster Rocket System

34:35 Ion Weapons

35:25 Ion Rifle

36:13 Ion Accelerator

37:06 Ion Cannon

37:46 Cyclic Ion Raker

39:08 Cyclic Ion Blaster

39:28 Quad Ion Turret

41:26 Photon Grenade

42:31 Kroot Rifle

44:54 Kroot Long Rifle

45:12 Kroot Scattergun

45:20 Kroot Long Gun

46:45 Kroot Accelerator Bow

48:04 Kroot Blast Javelin

48:51 Repeater Cannon

50:50 Tanglebomb Launcher

52:57 Vespid Neutron Blaster

54:50 Vespid Neutron Sting

55:01 Vespid Neutron Rail Rifle

57:33 Vespid Neutron Grenade

58:09 Vespid Neutron Grenade Launcher

59:06 Final Thoughts

01:00:57 Alright Audio Audience

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