Episode 173 - Finding Every Faction's Biggest Glow Up

On this week's episode, Brad and Eric try to find out that model that was shunned in highschool but grew to be the most attractive grown up in town. Every Warhammer faction has that model that went through some transformation over the years. Did the model get a facelift? Did it start working out? Or maybe… it just got a better pose and it's now standing on a cooler rock.

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Grading Every Faction Playlist for 40K:

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TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

00:34 No bias in this episode. Pinky promise.

02:24 Adeptus Custodes

02:57 Imperial Knights

03:07 Space Marines

07:55 Adeptas Sororitas

10:43 Adeptus Mechanicus

13:18 Astra Militarum

19:19 Grey Knights

21:43 Chaos Space Marines

24:57 Chaos Daemons

27:23 World Eaters

28:45 Thousand Sons

30:55 Death Guard

32:41 Emperor's Children

34:45 Chaos Knights

34:55 Necrons

37:24 Drukhari

38:46 Orks

41:20 Tyranids

44:25 Genestealer Cults

45:37 T'au Empire

48:08 Leagues of Votann

49:12 Aeldari

52:39 Harlequins

54:13 Offtopic: N64 Games and Nostalgia

55:40 Back to Harlequins

56:28 Final Thoughts

57:30 Alright Audio Audience

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