Episode 171 - Predicting EVERYTHING about 11th Edition

On this week's episode, Brad, Eric and Bricky decide to punish Berilio with a four hour recording about game rules that do not exist. Bear witness to cold takes that won't change anything on the broad scale but will certainly be implemented, and bold predictions and wild ideas that would vastly improve gameplay but will never make into the game.

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TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

02:00 What are we doing here?

06:36 We barely started and there is already tangents

07:16 Back to what are we doing here

09:48 Predicting 11th Release Date

11:23 Predicting Indexes and Codexes life extensions

27:42 Predicting Major Rules Changes

45:01 Aircraft is gonna Aircraft

50:30 Battleshock

56:50 Berilio loves soup but can't eat it often because he lives in Hell

59:57 Forgeworld

01:02:39 Some gamers will get wounded

01:04:21 Crusade

01:09:49 Copium

01:10:03 Damage

01:26:30 Documentation

01:27:14 1KSons, i mean, 1K Games

01:28:32 Bonecagem (best brazilian word for character customization, just use it)

01:33:37 Fights Last

01:35:05 Below Half STR

01:35:24 Indirect Fire

01:36:12 Same Terrain, Less Tokens

01:39:38 Strats

01:55:15 Detachments

01:57:04 Enhancements and Character Customization

02:00:43 One Page Rules

02:02:06 Magic System

02:12:58 Leaders

02:17:48 Combat Patrols Replacement

02:24:04 Final Thoughts

02:28:52 Alright Audio Audience

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