The Perfume Nationalist

Diva by Ungaro (1983) + David Jacobs's Knots Landing season 6 (1984-85) + Iván Nagy's Intimate Encounters (1986) with The Eternal Dillards 8/29/23 S5E58 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Old Spice by Shulton (1938) + Larry McMurtry's All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers (1972) + Bob Rafelson's Five Easy Pieces (1970) with John 8/29/23 S5E61 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Vanderbilt by Gloria Vanderbilt (1982) + Larry McMurtry's Terms of Endearment (1975) + James L. Brooks's Terms of Endearment (1983) 8/29/23 S5E57 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Perry Ellis by Perry Ellis (1985) + Joseph Ruben's The Stepfather (1987) + Jeff Burr's Stepfather II (1989) + Guy Magar's Stepfather III (1992) + Nelson McCormick's The Stepfather (2009) with Red Pill Girlfriend 8/24/23 S5E56 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Cucumber Melon by Bath and Body Works (1998) + Steven Soderbergh's Erin Brockovich (2000) with Cara Cunningham 08/18/22 S4E43 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Devin by Aramis (1977) + Jay Presson Allen's Family (1976-80) with Eben 08/10/22 S4E42 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Ciara by Revlon (1973) + A History of Violence (1973) (2022) by David Cotner Nine-Banded Books 8/17/23 S5E55 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Diorissimo by Dior (1956) + David Bowie (1947-2016) with Glen Rockney of Rare Candy and The Back Wall and Cathy 8/10/23 S5E54 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Sycomore by Chanel (2008) + Judith Krantz's Princess Daisy (1980) + Waris Hussein's Princess Daisy (1983) with Helen Ellis, author of Kiss Me in the Coral Lounge 6/8/23 S5E43 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Lou Lou by Cacharel (1987) + Ralph Bakshi's Fritz the Cat (1972) + Robert Zemeckis's Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) with Miles and Sadie 8/3/23 S5E53 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Neandertal Dark + Light (2018) + Le Camp des Saints by Jean Raspail (1973) + Soumission by Michel Houellebecq (2015) + Brian Gilbert's Not Without My Daughter (1991) with Bayou Cervidae 02/27/22 S4E7 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Lolita Lempicka by Lolita Lempicka (1997) + Spice Girls (1994- ) + Abdellatif Kechiche's Blue is the Warmest Color (2013) with Vera 7/27/23 S5E52 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Vetiver by Guerlain (1959) + William Wyler's The Children's Hour (1961) + Robert Aldrich's The Killing of Sister George (1968) with Vera 09/16/22 S4E48 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

L'air du Désert Marocain by Andy Tauer (2005) + Larry McMurtry's Moving On (1970) + Dennis Hopper's Easy Rider (1969) with John 7/20/23 S5E51 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Polo by Ralph Lauren (1978) + David Jacobs's Knots Landing season 5 (1983-84) + John Flynn's Rolling Thunder (1977) with The Eternal Dillards 7/13/23 S5E50 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Sun Moon Stars by Karl Lagerfeld (1994) + Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato's The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2000) + Michael Showalter's The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) with Nadine 7/6/23 S5E49 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Candy by Prada (2011) + Truman Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's (1958) + Blake Edwards's Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) + Courtney Love (1964- ) with Rena Distasio 6/30/23 S5E48 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Carolina Herrera by Carolina Herrera (1988) + Pedro Almodóvar's Matador (1986), Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1988), and Kika (1993) with Martina Martinez 6/29/23 S5E47 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Liz Claiborne by Liz Claiborne (1986) + Darren Starr's Melrose Place (1992-99) with Jacques Peterson of Unpopular 7/29/23 S5E46 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

with Barret Bal a Versailles by Jean Desprez (1962) + Steven Spielberg's E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) + Michael Jackson's Dangerous (1991) + Dan Reed's Leaving Neverland (2019) 4/16/22 S4E17 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Peau d'Espagne by Oriza L. Legrand (2022) + East Lynne by Mrs. Henry Wood (1861) with Mortal Trash and Obscure Hick 6/22/23 S5E45 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Santal de Mysore by Serge Lutens (1991) + William Burroughs's Naked Lunch (1959) + David Cronenberg's Naked Lunch (1991) with Adam Lehrer 6/10/23 S5E44 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Sycomore by Chanel (2008) + Judith Krantz's Princess Daisy (1980) + Waris Hussein's Princess Daisy (1983) with Helen Ellis, author of Kiss Me in the Coral Lounge 6/8/23 S5E43 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Youth-Dew by Estée Lauder (1953) + Irna Phillips's The Guiding Light (1937-2009) with PFG 6/1/23 S5E42 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Q&A answers + Aliage by Estée Lauder (1972) + The Mary Tyler Moore Show season two (1971-72) + Mary Tyler Moore's Growing Up Again: Lifes, Loves, and Oh Yeah, Diabetes (2009) 5/26/23 S5E41 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

War and Peace by Areej Le Doré + Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace (1869) + King Vidor's War and Peace (1956) + Sergei Bondarchuk's War and Peace (1966-67) with Matthew Fresta of Rango Tango 5/25/23 S5E40 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Red Roses by Jo Malone (1996) + Tori Amos (1963- ) with Principessa 5/19/23 S5E39 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

No. 88 by Czech and Speake (1981) + Tony Iommi by Xerjoff (2021) + Black Sabbath (1968-2006, 2011-2017) with Glen Rockney of Rare Candy and The Back Wall 6/29/22 S4E32 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Borneo 1834 by Serge Lutens (2005) + S.E. Hinton's The Outsiders (1967) and Rumble Fish (1975) + Francis Ford Coppola's The Outsiders (1983) and Rumble Fish (1983) with Scout Dixon West of Low Pony 5/12/23 S5E38 To hear this episode and support the continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Diorella by Christian Dior (1972) + Todd Haynes's Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story (1987), Poison (1991), Dottie Gets Spanked (1993), Velvet Goldmine (1998), and I'm Not There (2007) with Matthew Sini of Getting Lit 5/5/23 S5E37 To hear and support the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Timeless by Avon (1974) + Ira Levin's The Stepford Wives (1972) + Bryan Forbes's The Stepford Wives (1975) + Frank Oz's The Stepford Wives (2004) with Mike Cernovich 1/23/22 S4E2 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Figment Man by Amouage (2017) + Wolfgang Petersen's The NeverEnding Story (1984) + Ridley Scott's Legend (1985) with Zane 4/28/23 S5E36 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Hyrax by Zoologist (2018) + Peter Jackson's Meet the Feebles (1989) and Heavenly Creatures (1994) with Zach Langley Chi Chi of I'm So Popular To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 4/17/23 S5E35

3 by Comme des Garcons (2002) + Yoko Ono (1933- ) with Brook Bowers To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 4/7/23 S5E34

Hugo Boss Number One (1985) + Depeche Mode (1980- ) with Will Samson of Resident Life Enjoyers and System of Systems To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 4/5/23 S5E32

"I created The Guiding Light with one fundamental theme in mind: the brotherhood of man." -Irna Phillips, 1937 Silences Eau de Parfum Sublime by Jacomo (2012) + 1950 July 10, 1952 March 25, 1953 July 4, 1966 December 24, 1987 September 9, 2009 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 4/5/23 S5E33

Jean Naté by Revlon (1935) + The Mary Tyler Moore Show season one (1970-71) + Mary Tyler Moore's After All (1995) To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/27/23 S5E31

My Sin (1924) and Arpege (1927) by Lanvin + Lloyd C. Douglas's Magnificent Obsession (1929) + Douglas Sirk's Magnificent Obsession (1954) + All That Heaven Allows (1955) + Todd Haynes's Far From Heaven (2002) with Kylie White To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/27/23 S5E30

Estee Lauder's Luxury Fragrance Collection (2021) + Walt Disney's Cinderella (1950) + Sleeping Beauty (1959) + The Little Mermaid (1989) + Aladdin (1992) with Jack Thorpe Baker To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/27/23 S5E29

Balenciaga Pour Homme (1990) + Whit Stillman's Metropolitan (1990) + Barcelona (1994) + The Last Days of Disco (1998) with Aaron Fagan To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/27/23 S5E28

Love's Baby Soft by Dana (1974) + Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita (1955) + Stanley Kubrick's Lolita (1962) with Logo Daedalus 6/13/20 S2E26 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

L'Ombre dans L'Eau by Diptyque (1983) + Marion Zimmer Bradley's The Mists of Avalon (1983) + Moira Greyland's The Last Closet: The Dark Side of Avalon (2018) with Jo To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/23/23 S5E27

Xeryus by Givenchy (1986) + Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged (1957) with Alec Mouhibian of Filthy Armenian Adventures and The Back Wall To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/17/23 S5E26

Death by Cold Cave x Blackbird (2019) + George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead (1968) + Dawn of the Dead (1978) + Day of the Dead (1985) + Tom Savini's Night of the Living Dead (1990) with Zach Brown To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/10/23 S5E25

Patchouli by Bourbon French Parfums (?) + Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left (1972) + David DeFalco's Chaos (2005) + Dennis Iliasis's The Last House on the Left (2009) with Anthony Sisco of Drunk on Movies To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 3/3/23 S5E24

Garage by Comme des Garcons (2004) + Vince Gilligan's Breaking Bad (2008-13) and Better Call Saul (2015-22) with Adam Lehrer of System of Systems 2/24/23 S5E23 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Patchouli 24 by Le Labo (2006) + Michael Cuesta's L.I.E. (2001) + Niz Pizzolatto's True Detective season one with Anna Khachiyan of Red Scare Song: "Davos Man" by Creutzfedlt Jakobs To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 2/10/23 S5E21

Grass by Gap (1994) + Liz Phair (1967- ) with Cara Cunningham To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 2/5/23 S5E20

Tubereuse Criminelle by Serge Lutens (1999) + Walt Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) + Robert Clampett's Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs (1943) + Walt Disney's Song of the South (1946) + Ralph Bakshi's Heavy Traffic (1973) with NeedsSalt 7/3/21 S3E24 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Exclamation by Coty (1988) + Jason Reitman's Young Adult (2011) with Alissa Bennett of The C Word To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 1/27/22 S5E19