The Pat and AJ Podcast

Pat has to budget in more bird food, since he's adopted the outside birds now. And fine...let's talk about it. We cant settle it. Wont change minds about it. But we can talk about it.

Did you hear that? It's the sound of Jurassic Trash! AJ has a meltdown after getting out of Jurassic World: Dominion and she wants you to know about it.

It's feeling hot in Arizona so AJ found herself a new hobby to keep her entertained inside during the sunlight hours. It rhymes with cricket but it's spelled to confuse you!

Do you have a pool? Want to make some cash? We have the perfect idea for you in this new episode. And Pat headed to LA this week to meet up with the Deadheads at Dodger Stadium.

AJ is Irish Dancing her way all over Arizona this Summer. She jigged her way to a first-place finish this weekend in Scottsdale! And find out what new trash reality tv show has Pat obsessed.

AJ may have found a new technique to help her hair after COVID messed up her mane! And Pat has a new comfort to help keep him level. And it tastes great with no calories!

Pat took our teen to Phoenix Fan Fusion to have some comic-con fun. Now we have two conventions under our belt! Find out how Arizona stacks up to the Motor City Comic Con.

We need more positivity right now. So let's talk about going to Disneyland this summer!

Summer is here and what the hell are we supposed to do with these kids when school lets out? Nothing but nonstop brainstorming on how to find time to bump uglies as busy parents for the next two months.

Talking about the F Word! No, not that one. Nope. Not that one either. Forgiveness.

Pat dashed across the country and had more flying fun than one should be allowed on a trip to Iowa. And we have a mystery poop in the studio.

Is it cake or a penis on that guy's arm? Two burning questions that we help you answer in this new episode.

Look out, menthol smokers! It looks like your minty smokes could be getting pulled off the shelf soon. And AJ didn't even know that there was a difference! And our house has more Irish Dance trophies after this weekend.

AJ is a TRAINED weather spotter now for the National Weather Service. Look out Tornado Alley! And Pat is sad over all his old favorite TV shows now being ruined.

You can do anything in Florida. Except unknowingly does your wedding guests with marijuana. We talk about a wild 420 wedding that went all wrong!

AJ is back from Wisconsin and ready for some sunshine in Arizona. And Pat breaks down his 007 movie marathon from Easter Weekend.

Pat was triggered by Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Yes, read it again, and he'll explain in this episode how anxiety triggers can work. Plus AJ is gearing up for Easter Weekend travel back to Wisconsin. What will the new Arizona girl wear?

Put down your phone and get ready to live watch an episode of Pat's new favorite show "Old Enough" on this episode. Plus AJ is back to home improvement projects!

Learn, Grow. Change. Pat gives us a glimpse into his anger management journey over the years. Never too you or old to improve yourself!

Learn, Grow. Change. Pat gives us a glimpse into his anger management journey over the years. Never too you or old to improve yourself!

The Slap! The Smack! The Whack! Now that the hype has died down. What the hell is happening and why are we surprised?

Movies and massages! The family busted out a couple of flicks this weekend. And Pat got sent to relax.

Who's ready to never have to change your clocks again? Better call your Congressman or woman now to get them on board! And woof, AJ is bummed at the cost of animal care in Arizona.

Spring Break 2022 in Review!

It's Takis Time! We feature a return of "Dillon Tries..." where our favorite teenager on the Autism Spectrum tries a new food with us. Do the crunchy lava treats make their way into his lunch?

We might have totally forgot that our son is on Spring Break as of....now! We have to pull a week of fun out of our crocs. No big trip to a sunny beach for him, but AJ booked travel to Milwaukee for Easter Weekend. Wisconsin ahoy!

Mask mandates are gone and we are ready to travel! Or at least kind of ready. The cost of any vacation is going up fast and we're trying to plan ASAP. It all depends on where you go, and how you get there.

Plastic surgery and Spring fashion, not a better combination to discuss. We say yes and wear linen. If AJ looks like she has longer hair and Pat looks comfy now you'll know why.

Swing and miss! We had friends come to town to attend the Innings Festival in Tempe, Arizona and AJ went and got herself sick. So it was a weekend of music, baseball and sunshine for Pat.

We're preparing for a weekend of visitors and music with friends from the Midwest. Look out Arizona, we're coming to Innings Festival to cause some fun in the sun! And has anyone else been lied to be online home estimates?

The 2022 Winter Olympics has mercifully come to an end and no one noticed. And AJ is letting go of her first ever solo Irish Dance dress after 17 years! It will now live to dance another day.

We have our first Arizona critter in the attic! Will we expel them or try to bring them in to the home? And calling all ladies from the 90s/2000's who plucked their eyebrows down to a thin line. AJ is trying to grow them back and it isn't going well.

Coyotes Gone Wild in our backyard it appears! Looks like we need a trail cam to find out whats lurking in the dark. And we're still resting our knees after Crip Walking through the most awesome Super Bowl Halftime Show!

It's the return of AJ's Pigskin Picks! The only gal from Wisconsin who doesn't bleed Green & Gold picks all the winners for Super Bowl!

Its our gotcha day for the coolest kitty in the world that has to always sit in on the podcast. And we recover from our first Arizona music festival outing. Who would have thought it would have been too cold?

Going for gold with the Olympic Winter Games this episode. Who wants to go curling? And we're gearing up for our first music festival since 2019 this weekend at Gem & Jam in Tuscon.

Would you agree to go on TV if it was only to be made fun of? We met a Tosh.O web redemption and it is nuts! And dare we say it looks like people are agreeing to disagree on Joe Rogan, Neil Young & Spotify.

Coyotes in the backyard? Arizona is wild! And Pat talks about his after party hangout with Nate Dogg and pitches his idea with he should be a hologram for the Superbowl Halftime Show.

The NFL Divisional play offs were so good even AJ wants to talk about them! Does Brady retire? Will Rodgers leave Green Bay? And we have the story of the absolute best customer experience ever!

We're adjusting to our first "winter" in Arizona. At a brisk 57 degrees this morning AJ was too cold to get her car washed. Plus we're playing "Who's the asshole!" over upcoming travel plans to see family this summer.

Move over Spider-man, Ghostface is #1 at the movies! The new Scream entertained everyone in our house from Gen X to Gen Z. And speaking of the 90's, we're bust binging Seinfeld front to back. How does it hold up against Friends?

This is the hangry episode! Listen to Pat transform from angry hungry man to happy fat man. All it takes are a few chicken wings! And AJ is losing her mind washing dishes because our dishwasher crapped out.

We have a new word: Crimertainment. And we have some thoughts on how far its evolved thanks to creeper stalker TV's Chris Hansen. And whats the rules for talking during services like hair cutting, massages, etc? How can we ask for silence!

Magic Mushrooms and other plant based medicines help AJ break through her migraine headaches. Hear how her latest psilocybin treatment went and the final results of the first round.

Welcome to 2022! But we still cant figure out what the hell happened in 2021. Our dog had her first Arizona cactus adventure this week. Ouch!

Who is having the sex talk with their kid and what are you including in it? Apparently AJ wants parents handing out favorite positions! And to wrap up 2021, what exactly does our HOA pay for.

AJ is back to watching her favorite trash TV on TLC. Anyone else watch 1000 lb. sisters? Plus Pat complains about his stomach ache and health insurance.

Its Christmas in Arizona and were headed to the movies to see Spider-Man! And we tell the six month saga of having Tesla solar panels and powerwalls installed that included damaged dishwashers, failed inspections and one cool app!

Our Minnesota cousins are in town including a 2 year old ball of energy and AJ is trying to keep up with the cuteness! Will she catch baby fever now? We'll cover all the awesome hikes we knocked out in brisk 65 degree weather in mid-December all over Tucson.

AJ is nesting in the home in preparations for the arrival of her cousin with his 2 year old daughter. Which means a new toddler bed, themed Paw Patrol sheets, ya know, basic stuff. And everyone was in court this week getting guilty charges! Who's next?