The Mysteries Of Derlin County

Brandon deals with the fallout of his relationship, Brandon hangs out with the gang to play a round of Sewers and Snakes. Ashley has a blossoming relationship and, Greg has major issues with peoples cars. Meanwhile Kyle..... well, he's Kyle. Watch the creator commentary now @ twitch.tv/derlincountybrando Merch and socials here linktr.ee/derlincounty

With Chad finally out of the picture Brandon and Susan are free to.... well, to do what they want. But will this be a storybook ending? Will they ride off into the sunset? Will their parents have something to say about all of it? Listen and find out! Contest Enrty Info: Entries Valid thru 9/12/25 Winners announced before season 18 premiere. Details of message/case: Multiple people have mysteriously vanished, Derlin County Sheriffs have seemingly done nothing, Investi-Gators are immature has-beens, New Derlin County police chief Hooper is promising way more than he has delivered. Have fun, be free with it and, give us all you got! we will automatically DQ an entrant for any message we deem racist or slanderous towards a people. We dont hate anyone here and try to be inclusive. And remember we strive to have our show (at least at times) sound authentic so we're looking for a level of realism (not necessarily seriousness) so try to make it sound like you're actually calling a radio station to complain about what's going on and the local police force. Email submissions to [email protected]

After deciding that he has made a huge mistake Brandon goes to try to tell Susan how he really feels and see if she feels the same. Will she? Won't She? Will Chad interfere? Listen and find out.

After breaking Susan out of her house and deciding to have a nice night together, Brandon runs in to a unsettling amd unwanted guest who throws a wrench into his budding relationship. Will it be a mountain too talk for Brandon to climb?

Brandon hatches a plan to break Susan out of her house without Chad noticing. When it inevitably fails Susan has to think on her feet and come up with a new plan. Will hers fail equally as bad or will they make it out safely?

Greg & Kyle set up a secret webcam to watch in on Brandon & Susan to make sure things go....well. But, unfortunately this is Brandon we're talking about so....

Susan meets up with Brandon and the guys at Nippy's but, when her and Brandon leave to go somewhere more quiet..... Kyle & Greg hatch a plan to figure out what exactly they're up to. Susan, encounters Brandons dad for the first time.

Brandon coming off of his first date with Susan is... Elated! Greg and Kyle on the other hand aren't feeling so great about the situation and, Susan? Well she's got a whole other set of problems.

Brandon takes Susan on a "nice" and "romantic" nature walk. How's this going to go? It's Brandon so....probably bad, right? RIGHT!?

Getting excited for his date with Susan, Brandon decides to try and go from shrimp to blimp.... the results are less than desirable. But, after a failed excursion the date actually does begin.

With Brandon still reeling from faultering at Charlotte Mercer's funeral, Kyle and Greg hatch a sure fire plan to pull him out of his slump. The Question is, will it work? Will it backfire? Yeah... it probably will.... Merch and extras here!

Brandon talks to some of the cast of season 17 in anticipation of its inevitable release!

A brief trailer for season 17!!!

Brandon is asked to give the Eulogy at Charlotte Mercers funeral... why? Reluctantly he agrees but, in the process meets someone who may just change his life for good.

After enduring a long and greuling case Brandon finally receives answers. Albeit from a very unlikely source. Brandon then finds himself in harms way. Will he get out of it? Will an old friend save the day? What will happen next?

Brandon heads to Quail Fart Meadows to play a round of golf and interrogate his therapist. Nuff said.

Brandon gets to the bottom of why Charlotte Mercer was blacklisted. Also along with help from his dad, Denny, and Deputy Biggs Brandon deep dives into the case evidence before his tee time with Dr. Horndog

Brandon, running out of suspects to talk to turns towards former director and producer Harley Jones, who may just be hiding a secret himself.....

Brandon calls Dr. Horndog trying to see if he's involved in the murder, meanwhile Horndog is trying to feel Brandon out as well. They agree to a meeting and, Brandon while waiting for their meeting decides to call Genee Bakenforth while sending his dad and Denny to break into Charlotte's.... oh boy.

Brandon sends Denny and his dad to break into CSD Frank Staughtons house while he calls "the" Charlotte Mercer. Expecting his dad and Denny to fail and get caught Brandon is pleasantly surprised with their findings.

Fed up, Brandon sends Denny out on an impossible task and brings in another familiar to assist on the Staughton case. Of course however, nothing goes to plan, the team reassembles and, Brandon must continue on. This time interrogating CSD Frank Staughton.

Brandon and Denny break into Dr. Horndogs house and find a gold mine of new information! Turns out Dr. Horndog himself may be a suspect!

With their investigation continuing Brandon and Denny turn towards Tylers' tip and head to Marcella's house to see if there are any clues to be found there.

Denny's plan to start breaking into suspects houses is set into motion and the fellas begin hunting for evidence. What could possibly go wrong!? Bonus Content and Merch Availabe at linktr.ee/derlincounty

Brandon (out of spite) now is ready to investi-gate but, he needs help. Who will he turn to? And what will he figure out?

Brandon continues talking with people who knew Allen Wayne, trying to find out the man he was and how he became a Hollywood icon. But, inevitability comes a knocking when Brandons resolve is truly tested and he must make a decision on whether or not to investigate.

Brandon begins his biography of the Hollywood icon by talking to those closest to him. Including, his son CSD, and a multitude of Hollywood players.

Under advisement from his therapist, Brandon decides to undertake the telling of Allen Wayne Staughtons biography (in hopes of getting a Netflix special). Brandon goes to a real movie set with Bryson and finds an old interview.

Brandon, after consulting with his therapist Dr. Horndog, decides to go to a Hollywood party with Denny Lansinger. After a long drive to the venue Brandon finds out that the party may not even be taking place.

A foreword to season 16 and special thank yous and shout outs!

With his future self defeated, Brandon realizes change needs to happen to avoid becoming a jerk of life in the future. With a little help from some friends he takes a step in the right directon. Hopefully theres not some dark foreshadowing happening though........

Turns out Greg did walk them right into a trap... but, how will they get out? Or will they even?

Brandon and future-future Brandon recruit Greg to help stop his future self.... eoe this is getting convoluted and stupid. Thank goodness it's almost over. Also Ralph gets stuck babysitting.

Just as Brandon thinks he has a grasp on what's going on he is thrown a curveball and completely misses the endzone. Now reeling he has to rely on Greg for help.

Now back on track, albeit with Greg and the kids in tow, Brandon heads to Sqwigmarrs to see if he can track Kyle on his computer. While at Sqwigmarrs Greg encounters a new nemesis and Brandon is left going it alone again...for now.

Back in the present now Brandon continues his search for future Kyle. On his way to find Kyle he gets a troubling call from Greg and the guys are stuck in a babysitting situation putting Brandons plans on hold. Additional content and Merch available at Derlin Links

With Brandon and his future self stuck in 2002 without a time hopper, Future Brandon calls on Doc for help getting Brandon back to 2025 to stop Kyle. But, He's going to need help but, where can he turn? *Contest winners Announced! subscribe to our Linktree for free music and bonus content!

Brandon and his future self travel forward to 2002 in search of their teenage self.... boy this is getting confusing. Anyways, they hope their teenage self will have some information about Kyle or the schematic or whatever it is they're looking for... honestly I'm lost at this point. *Just a reminder, for lost episodes, free music, and bonus content subscribe to our linktree! its completely free! linktr.ee/derlincounty

Brandon, his future self and, Bo finally make it to 1996 to break into their childhood home and find Kyles schematic. Problem is.... they're idiots and will inevitably screw it up but, they do run into some familiar faces along the way.

Links! subscribe today! Brandon, his future self and, Bo go back in time to the 90's to try and find some kind of schematic or drawing that Kyle did that will hopefully help them save the future.

In the final chapter of our story Brandon finds himself in a very difficult situation. One he probably could've forseen iff'n he wasn't a complete idiot......but, he is so... here we are.

Brandon and Denny get situated on Hidden Valley Ranch. However, Curly and his wife throw a major obstacle in their path. Will the guys stay out of trouble? Given it's Brandon and Denny..... no, probably not.

Two men, on the run, search for a quaint and quiet life. But, it seems trouble follows them wherever they go.

With only 48 hours to sell off what is in the Investi-Gators office Cheeseburger and Mojo Myke decide to have a garage sale. Who will show up and, what will be sold? Will Kyle let it happen?

Mojo Myke learns of a secret ingredient to make any rap song successful, will Cheeseburger mess it up?

Cheeseburger and Mojo Myke decide to lie and do a song about doin' time, thinking it would give them more "cred".

Brandon and ... erm.. Brandon? Discuss what the current situation in Derlin County is and try their best to formulate a plan and how to properly execute it.

Cheeseburger and Mojo Myke continue their quest to become hip hop icons. Will their latest breakthrough be enough?

Indrid begins to reveal things to Brandon as things gradually become more and more clear.

As Brandon begins reeling from recent events he decides to take a step back from the case and, in doing so reminisces about his Derlin County days. Meanwhile in Derlin County something "magical" is happening at the Investi-Gators office and, legends are about to be born.