The Musical Man

In which the Musical Man buys some expensive shit and studies to become a teacher, a lover, a zombie, and a gentleman. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man watches as the dance floor fills with the sound of the orchestra, and under the spotlights, the marionettes embrace. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man goes deep into the ground so he can pay the electricity bill and perform an angry dance on Maggie Thatcher’s corpse. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man attempts to fill in the words without fallin’, if only just for tonight. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man and the dream babies sabotage the war babies before escaping on a white horse. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man becomes larger than life by agreeing to blow everybody. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man shows his famous feet to Nelson, Louise, Natasha, Samovar the Lawyer, and the Japanese Sandman. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man has an illicit affair with Captain Henry St. James in a very proper town where love is hell and the citizens keep it simple. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man is abducted by the bad man in the mirror and locked inside a dancing machine with Billie Jean, the notorious smooth criminal. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man is attacked by a monster who does not believe in true love, rejects the idea that love is an open door, and categorically refuses to let it go. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man confiscates a Paris original and teaches Rosemary how to succeed the company way during his coffee break. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man studies the funny face of a little jazz bird who was recently arrested for kickin’ the clouds away. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man stops loving you for forty days so he can eavesdrop on the soldiers’ gossip. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man asks the miller’s son to send in the clowns and arranges several liaisons for a weekend in the country. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man hears the story of The King and I as interpreted by the creators of The Fox and the Hound, The King's Speech, and Willy McBean and His Magic Machine. If you're watching along, the movie starts at 11:43! Original Air Date: 1/17/24. Interested in hearing all of our Bonus Episodes? Become a $1/month Patron today by visiting patreon.com/musicalmanpod!

In which the TV-VIP escapes a nightmare by performing a bit of Broadway magic. Original Air Date: 9/20/23. Interested in hearing every episode of TV-VIP? Become a $3/month Patron today by visiting patreon.com/musicalmanpod!

In which the Musical Man teaches a quiet girl from Ohio one hundred easy ways to pass the football. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man, having previously been made a little upset by misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woe, declares that nothing bad’s ever gonna happen again. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man recounts his vision of a real wild child hurling great balls of fire at a hound dog named Long Tall Sally who weighs sixteen tons. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man scolds the other generation for ordering chop suey on Grant Avenue when a hundred million miracles are scheduled for next Sunday. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man hides out in the Golden Land so he can rehearse Yorgo’s Dance, the Taverna Dance, and the Medea Tango. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man does what he can to keep the home fires burning while spending Christmas Day in the cookhouse with Joe Soap’s army.

In which the Musical Man periodically lends a sympathetic ear to those who live for today and have trouble maintaining boundaries. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man, having resolved to seize the day, usurps the King of New York once and for all before fleeing to Santa Fe. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man manages to cure Erbie Fitch's twitch while avoiding the terrifying gaze of two faces in the dark. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man learns that coffee shop nights are a tough act to follow when you’re in the same boat with show people from Kansasland. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man marvels at wild wolves and a manic Martin Short. If you're watching along, the commentary starts at 04:51! Original Air Date: December 22, 2022. Interested in hearing all of our Bonus Episodes? Become a $1/month Patron today by visiting patreon.com/musicalmanpod!

In which the Musical Man avoids a fiasco by sporting a brand new dress on the corner of the Rue Cambon. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man monitors the rain in Spain from a secure vantage point on the street where you live. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man (acting in the name of truth, beauty, freedom and love) swings from a chandelier so that he may catch the sparkling diamond. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man gets knocked on his ass by an idiot wind while attempting to read a sign on the window. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man prepares for Judgment Day by tearing apart an old gray coat with these hands. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man is totally fucked. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man gets into big trouble during a little investigation. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man has nothin' to shout about when it comes to financial advice. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man, having been informed that something is coming to tea, stops talking to you long enough to move faster than sound. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man dines with Captain Walker, Sally Simpson, and the Acid Queen during an amazing journey with the Pinball Wizard. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man entertains romantic notions about the women of Vienna after checking into a rustic country inn. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man gets married to a perfectly marvelous pineapple after stealing money from two ladies. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man has a threesome with Cool Hand Luke and Mr. Bojangles in the Crunchy Granola suite. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man fails to play it cool after getting lost somewhere between America and the dance at the gym. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man pays for Mr. Monotony’s high button shoes on a Sunday by the sea in New York, New York. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man reckons with a puzzlement while getting to know you. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man admits there’s more than one way to run for your life while modeling the latest in haute couture. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man tries to think of something else while surrounded by people who are nice. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man spends a long Sunday afternoon with Marilyn Monroe. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man confirms he is over the hill while learning about meditation amidst the violets and silverbells. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man resolves to bless our show, do the sacred mass, and spread the love around here within these walls. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man admires a view of Paris through the window while breaking in a pair of Gauguin's shoes. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]

In which the Musical Man paints a pretty little picture of that lovely, dirty old man. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]