The Mortified Podcast

Do you like me? Yes or No? Circle one. Before texting and snapchat, we passed around our most private messages on folded up looseleaf paper. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Find all episodes @ getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Our Back To School Series continues with the tale of a teenager who couldn’t get a date to homecoming. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Will you dance with me? Go Back to School with Mortified and remember the social awkwardness of school dances. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Teens who parody Jagged Little Pill. Featuring clips from a conversation Mortified did with Alanis Morissette. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

How was that for you? In honor of our 69th episode, teenagers use numbers to rate, rank and relate to sex. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

What happens when everyone in your family knows you’re the black sheep? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of the Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

There’s only one achievement greater than running an entire country… overcoming the awkwardness of being a teenager. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Kids endure their version of a summer vacation from hell. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! In honor of independence day, stories of kids who experienced both sides of the cold war. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A religious father refuses to let his daughter get corrupted by The Love Boat and other 80s pop culture. The Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Just Say No? This is your brain on drugs? Find out the ridiculous and misguided ways teenagers actually deal with drugs. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A Harry Potter story unlike anything you’ve heard before — the homoerotic fan fiction of a 12 year old straight girl. Featuring Cal Grant, Chris Libby & Daniel Franzese of Mean Girls and HBO’s Looking. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Tales of teens answering the perennial question: Should I get it on… with myself? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Diaries of a teenager who always seems to fall for guys who just aren’t into women. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A teenager gets judgy when mom starts dating. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Part 3 of our series on Forbidden Crushes features a closeted teen who wants to pour her heart out to her crush but fears outing herself. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Part 2 in the Forbidden Crushes Series features a teenager’s infatuation with the school janitor. Mortified is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Part 1 in our Forbidden Crush Series features a teenager that obsessed over the school’s most powerful authority figure. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Remember when 2nd Base was a really big deal? Just in time for opening day, Mortified journeys back to a time when the most exciting bases had absolutely nothing to do with baseball. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

An outspoken goth uses the school newspaper to tell off the popular kids. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

American teenagers travel outside the US to become more worldly — and fail miserably. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Women relive the horrors of the 1st time they faced “that time of the month.” The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

In honor of Awards Season, we present two tales of teenagers whose attempts at writing an epic screenplay fell far short of Oscar consideration. With special appearances by: Elijah Wood, Busy Philipps, Kevin McDonald, Curtis Armstrong and James Denton. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

From those who "Hung Tough" to those who "Wanted It That Way" fan-girls share stories of their biggest boy band obsessions, with a very special appearance from a boy band icon, as well as cameos by Song Exploder's Hrishikesh Hirway, Answer Me This' Martin Austwick and The Memory Palace's Nate Dimeo. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen at getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Celebrate the misery of Valentines with tales of teenagers who fall for heart-breakers and find themselves asking the age-old question… Why Do I Date A**Holes? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Dueling tales of teens that grew up in vastly different worlds. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

This special episode of Mortified features the story of a closeted teenager who escapes the bullies at school and retreats into his bedroom where he creates an elaborate imaginary radio empire. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A teenager writes her diary to her recently deceased grandfather — only to share with him every graphic detail about her love life. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

In this bonus episode, Mortified’s Dave Nadelberg and Neil Katcher visit The Allusionist and discuss the importance of keeping a diary with host Helen Zaltzman. The Mortified Podcast (and also The Allusionist) is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Visit getmortified.com/podcast to hear more. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

In honor of the New Year, Mortified goes back in time to the turn of the new millenium when one very concerned teenager went all out to prepare her family for worldwide catastrophe. And, hear some truly terrible teen poetry when we crown the winner of Mortified’s Awkward Teen Poetry Contest! The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

In honor of the holiday season, Mortified presents the story of a sheltered middle-schooler who writes to Santa Claus for a boyfriend. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

This special Mortified Mixtape episode is devoted to sensitive teenage guys who aren’t afraid to wear their hearts on their sleeves. With a special performance from CHVRCHES. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen at getmortified.com/podcast. Find out how to share your worst adolescent poetry in Mortified’s Tournament of Awkward Teen Poetry at getmortified.com/poetry. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A teenage misfit tries to empower himself by taking on the persona of a medieval Scottish King. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more episodes at getmortified.com/podcast. Enter your own bad teen poem or lyrics in Mortified’s Tournament of Awkard Teen Poetry @ getmortified.com/poetry. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

In honor of Thanksgiving, we present the story of an ungrateful teenager, Jackie Tohn, who starts a gratitude journal in the hope of becoming a better person and still manages to miss the point. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A nerdy girl’s over the top obsession with the popular boy in school. The Mortified Podcast is a member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more @ getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A closeted college freshman tries to come to terms with her sexuality by writing a screenplay that had more in common with the movie, Showgirls, than her actual life. Featuring special performances by Alison Brie (Community & Mad Men), Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th) and Cyrina Fiallo (My Alibi). The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Be a part of the movement at radiotopia.fm. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

In honor of primary season, Mortified presents two tales of kids who encounter politics and campaigning for the first time. Hear more episodes at getmortified.com/podcast. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Become a supporter at radiotopia.fm. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

This special Mortified Mixtape to Halloween features three tales of kids obsessed with demons, vampires and ghosts. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Become a supporter of Radiotopia shows @ radiotopia.fm. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The saved AOL chats of Tyler, a self-professed nerd and Janelle, his high school crush. Together, they re-hash them, in all their comedic-tragic glory, in front of a live audience. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

An incredibly shy teenager overcomes a speech impediment and works up the courage to ask out a girl. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Find all the episodes at getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The diaries of a girl who went to work as a house maid at age 10, including cleaning the home of a popular classmate. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Visit getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

When a rebellious teen discovers her Dad is reading her diary, she decides to give him some shocking reading material. Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast. A proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The journals of a secretly sensitive high school football player. Featuring a special interview with NFL Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson on the pressures of playing High School football in a Friday Night Lights small town. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen at getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

To prove not everyone dreaded going back to school, Mortified presents a special mixtape episode devoted to the courageous kids who risk the scorn of peers to win the approval of their teachers. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The journals of a confused teenager who waffles between his romantic side and his raging hormones. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Mortified pays tribute to growing up neurotic in this special Mortified Mixtape episode featuring two stories of teen neurotics negotiating romance for the first time. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Visit getmortified.com/podcast. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The diaries of a teenager from the South Bronx who feels like an outcast when she falls in love with goth music. Featuring Special Guest Host, Lol Tolhurst, founding member of The Cure. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The letters of a teenager desperately trying keep her boyfriend’s spirits up while he serves time. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The lovesick journals of a devout teenager whose girlfriend has her heart set on another man — Jesus. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Visit getmortified.com. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The diaries of a high school misfit who in an attempt to fit in found herself in a series of epic, embarrassing moments — culminating at the SATs. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. getmortified.com/podcast Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices