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TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw
Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List. Hallmark: Porn without Naked People. The guy at Jiffy Lube lied. Bruce is a lumberjack and he's ok. T Stands For Dumb. Coming to the Stage...Jerry Atric! George Donkey Bite Washington. Fiddy-Centaur. COVID Makes You Think There Are Two Marleys. French Fries Are Disgusting with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2378: Probably Pacino
Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Review! Be Afraid the Wrath of the Redhead. GoFundChuck. Silverado, why won't you come to your senses. No Straying From Correct Answers. TMS stands for Teaching Me Stuff. Trailing the blaze with Amy. Pinewood Derby Inside Baseball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!
Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scared Should You Be? Tune In Next Tuesday! I mean that personally, not politically. We Need Pun Control Laws. He's more Kyber than Cover now. Stayed Up 24 Hours - Not in a Row. A Grumpy Old Man Out In Space. The Carolingian Conspiracy. Cluck Cluck BOOM! The plot chickens. Improving Metaphors With Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!
The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and Mrs Coitus. Come Together Right Now Beauty Queens (The Beatles). Males Don't Have the Nice Round Butt. The Black Crystal. Hacksaw Guerrilla. His Tae Kwan Do is better than your Tae Kwan Don't. Do spiders have brains cuz I like really wanted to know. I Can Smell the Churros! Brazen Brazing with Bill. Why spiders are trying to kill you with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2375: Avengers! Detention!
From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Healthy Urine Stream. When Turtles Hump. Choke on a Peanut. Charity Donations - Please No Cars. Cats in Space. The Canary in the Cold void of space. Janet Yakson. Up your Nose with Yazoo. DC Got a Gunn with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2374: No Context Pumpkin
Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation. Do Androids Smell of Electric Poop. Season One Riker Hair. Overpay Retro. Uber Tangent Ride. Dong Wang Check Your Brain. We Could Just Say Goodbye. Does This AI Make Me Look Fat? Pretty But Not Dangerous. Don't You Forget About Me with Amy. There's No Crying in Sportsball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2373: Ulf Busdriversson
There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's your kids, Woman! Mythical Metals of Lore. We still have Tungsten. Horny DOS days. Clouty With A Chance Of Musk. This comma changes everything. Thanks for coming to my Tater Talk. Knuckle Deep Alzheimer's. Nailing Tech To Our Foreheads, With Tom. How To Clean Your Vessel Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2372: Schmo?
Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage dirtbags took my candy. A Cigarette in Every Orifice! You're Out of Order? This Whole Filming is Out of Order! Fentanyl Candy. Y'Know, For Kids. Whole lotta Uma in that face. Poop a brick in the wrong direction. Utah-Hoohahs. Punished Bots with Bill. Undercover Mustache with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat
Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Chocolate That's Milk Something? Chuckie Dunaway. The Vomit Half. Walker, Texas Singer. Save Halloween For Christmas. Twas on All Hallows Even. Starlord Mix Tape is TMS backwards. Think about IT! The Good kind of Wood. Santa and Mini-Santa. 40K Ordinary people. The Witcher Switcheroo with Stephen. Horror movies with Monica Nicole Veronica and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2370: Angle Face
A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the whip. Moistly appreciated. The Royal What. Dollymops. I can't pinch and zoom with this book. It removes the SteamDeck from the Bedroom or it gets the DREAMS again. Dearest Johnson. I Like All the Gaze. Kindle-ing interest in books with Amy.Cans and cans of Aqua-net with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider
I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens and a Wad of Kids. Dunaway Leaves a Floater. Take a Bite of the Greasy Denver. Jabba starts yankin the chain. What's Ask Jeeves doing these days. You know he had answers. YOU get Covid, Brian gets hair. Recommentals with Scott, Bobby and literally nobody else and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi
My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp Early Day. Darrell was Skeletor the whole time! How Many Condoms can YOU Fit in a Pumpkin? Blockbuster multiverse theory. Paying the Brass Tax with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2367: Maize Maze
Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna chunk themselves. Can't have Too Many Stephanies. John Travolta thrusting makes it hard for Scott. You can neither spell Plums nor misspell Plums. does the arcade carpet match the drapes? An Emergency Ann Lander. Colonel Tso was Demoted.Nauseous Without Payoff. Iceland is Green and Greenland is Ice. let's do the corn corn. Reverse the birds with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2366: Oops All Viagra
I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan when death is on the line! You Smell Like Syrup and Pee Pee. Unsubscribe Random Spousal Facts. Planned Squats. Special K, neither special nor K, discuss. A Bowl of Breakfast Kibble. Ever had a Noooose Bleeed (Connery Car Keys). Didn't Superman Have a Dad Named Pa Something? You have just subscribed to KimFacts. Marvel Snapchat. Your kids will ask you about Phone Booths. Gaslighting with phone cases. Scott's Liver Moved To The Left. Chill, Netflix with Tom. What a coincidence, exactly 90 min of found footage with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2365: No One Wants Hungry Greasy Turkey
Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When did Neil Diamond Jump the Shark? All that and a supreme tubular beef experience. You got fungus in my hot chocolate. 4 inches is very subjective. Burny Poo Later. *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill Me. Libbott. Dammit Jim I'm a hunter not a paleontologist. They're British it helps. Tactile Drafting with Bill. Dinosaur Hootie Patootie with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2364: Curbside Soul Delivery
You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have to buy something? Steamer flan bag! 3 giant yanks and it finally came out. Let them eat Taco Bell! Fellow Utah Whitefolk. Don't mind the guy in the ski mask. We are trying something new. I don't like to pour CREEEEEAAAAAAM. Landfills have more and better ingredients. Snap into a Marvel game, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2363: What's in YOUR tube meat?
Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The chirp is coming from inside the house. I don't like licking 9-volt battereeeeeeeees. Watching Netflix at the speed of drunk. Omnidirection Chirps. Flimmity Stickit and His Time Up the Mountain. Leggo My Eggo-nog. Not seeing anything with a penis. And the whatnot too. Not Enough Bacon! Ween didn't start the fire with Amy. Scamming scammers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2362: Chicken Fork
Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In Tokyo (NO THEY DON'T). Bricking my Sex Robot. Wasn't there a Werewolf game name Werewolf? Gymnasium Lavatory. They Milked My Teet and Moved on. Someone is having fun! Call 911! Get Back to Biscuit Week! Patreon taste the rainboob. Back Breaking Ergonomic Chair. A muddled Meta message with (Tom) Merritt. Scaring Kids w/Nicole & Recommendno's w/Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2361: Moist Meat Prison
Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda. Brian Ibbott has a very strange AH. American Cheese taste like Government. Mansplaining boobs. Dammit Kevin! The second weirdest thing we heard today. Hocus Pocus 2...End Times. How many cowboys named Vic do you know? Butt-Scratchin' Drug Company. Our time of the month with Dan. Science with Tickle Me Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention
Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around the Back. I can see my nose hairs from here. Dumb or Weird or Dumb AND weird. Does the Weed lose its flavor in the fridge overnight? Filter Drinks Through Your Undies. Peeing its way to China. That wheel weighs a ton. Columbus Doesn't Exist Anymore. Getting Conned with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2359: Zero points of articulation
Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I just assume they are all dead. Gallon O'Shade. Make America Greasy Again. Reagan is shitting in his grave. drinking the Tubi KoolAid. 5 McDonalds Later, poop out of luck. Get your ass in Mars. Graveside Manners with Amy. Fighting FOO with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2358: Pins & Pens
I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. Turn Your Mouth into Your Butthole. Ana DeNaked. Healthy as a Pumpkin at Harvest. This Cannon is LOADED. Somebody With Some Seed. Discharge Rates and Dry Areas. The scent of Musk with Tom. Farts On Demand With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick
Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, press 3. Ball-Bearings of Chocolate. I don't like spreadable MEEEEEEAAAAAT! Grimace, ribbed for your pleasure. Who the hell is Tyler?? The Five Dollar F Me. Firm Buns for My Organ Meat. Jabber Jaw Jujitsu Jerks. Fiddle Brian's Knobs! Don't give this man scissors. Buy a Jet and Eat a Pig. Getting Grounded with Bill. Bag O Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2356: Explain your pants
Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinning. Body horror fantasies, delicately explored. Crowbar with Two Functional Ends. Partial Eclipse Of The Red On Air Light. Goth Teats. I'll sleep on you He-Man (Skeletor Voice). Left head, right head, lower head. Percy Jackson and the Zeus Hole. Namor's Snitchfeet with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2355: Cow Choke Point
Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. Sometimes you have to say the Period. Sexual Aids for Larry. Diary of a MapQuest Murderer. Is the Shit Kosher? Huh, what's this wire for? snip. Scott's Unforgiven avoidance of Parasite. A Laptop Named Bill. What's in the bag? WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAG? On The Fresh Hot Backside. Defecation Desecration! The most Terry Pratchett clip with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!
The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like Chess Anal Beeeeeeeds. Don Dokken's Dealership. Jim Halpert, lead singer of Judas Priest. Wrinkle Up and Fall Over. I'll Have What the Pilot's Having. Generate an Image of Me Like Your AI French Girls. Huge jacked man to play Wolverine. Lump Bum. Body Builder's Ball Park. Tom Talking to Tom About Tom. Recommentals that should have puking with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2353: Taco Hell
The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring Brian A Bisque. Slap Quitting. Tacos by the Slice. Don't lick batteries with your body tongue. Warning: This episode contains flashing lights. The Cilantro of Asian Drinks. Cruise ship dumpster food. My Complaint Is Now Dead. A Satisfactory discussion with Bill. Hard Landing With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake
Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Confusing Excrement Placement. The Smell Of A Giant Sausage Bomb. Why Am I in Your Saw" Dreams? I like to hump things around the house. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....... chocolate. Are Girl-Scout Cookies Made of Real Girl Scouts cos I like really wanted to know. Free Products From Blue Haired Ladies. Made with non holographic cheese. Accidental Motor Boats. Sudden sneezes with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2351: Hesitant Evil
Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Mastication Revulsion. Karenina... (manah manah). Vegan Cannibal Horror. So no one told the baby that life was gonna be this way. Chewing Aluminum For Fun and Profit. That didn't end in a humane way. Isn't there a saying about a books cover and how you judge it with Amy? Breaking all of the streaks with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures
I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart Herman. Cameo Isn't Naked People, but Still Weird. I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such games as Dominoes: Death Edition. Caught Up on Starting What I've Started. Squat and Squirt. Catchphrase Technicalities. Making Cameos on Onlyfans. Other Species Feces. A Little Guy With Tom. Recommentals with Randy, Nicole, and her biggest fan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town
Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room. Kentucky Fried Magarac. PhD In Neuro HooHaa. Not Enough Staff for Hotdogs or Sticks. Hand Farting for the love of it. Owner/Lover. Kentucky Fried Donkey. I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people who like actual music. Welcome to the Motel Coulraphillia. 50 first Lyfts. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2348: Octa-Canarians
Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnson got Fingered. Hot Throbbing Frog Off. Teepee Shenanigans. You get a pinky, and you get a pinky. Get in a canoe and EFF THE MONARCHY. Who would give Jim Henson 1 star? Show us on the puppet, what you did in Only Fans. Shenanigans with Amy! Hanging out With Dingus, His Wife and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs
Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of Cheezits for hours. I Really Like Umamiiiiiiiiii. Cat-Bat-Girl-Woman. I didn't go to 4 yrs of Pirating school to be called Hook man! All the Donkey Penises. I'm Sure it's a fine bum. Nothing Like a Coooooold Oscar Meyer Hotdog, Nothin' Like It! Ember is the color of my energy. Weedstones, meet the Weedstones, he's the highest guy in history. Oh Hi Mark, Stephen, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans
No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical Storm Butthole. If you tacos are fuzzy, go somewhere else. These are all bad names for tacos. Rusty Crusty Musty Taco. The Spice World must flow. Six degrees of Wayne Brady. Kung Fu candy is scary. The Colonel's 4 Remaining Spices. Cover Up Your Tunafish With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts
I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the time looking at my crotch. Ram That Pill! I'm glad no one brought a black light. Peanut Asparagus Substitutiary Locomotion. Got the Diarheear this mornin. All the Hot Sauces. All the hot sauces. Me, Lawrence Fishbourne, and 98 Randos. Oogie Boogey Shaming. Going Long With Boner-X and Dan. Rolling a D23 with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2344: Snoop Lore
Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. No Buttcracks at Target. Stimulus Bidet. Two American men talk about the queen of England. Scooch over to your little digital hole. There are many different mushrooms you can eat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2343: Danny Trio
Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Weird Condom Moment. Smokey the Bear and Spongebob, NIET! Lucky to get a lying down-O. I could eat a Pig for hours. Lots of Johnson's are banned. See A Guy About A Horse And Pee On Him. I did buy a new phone this year and don't call me Shirley. I'm Gonna Put My Headphones Down and Clean Shit Up. Comparising Phones with Tom. The dog went first Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian
G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business. Robut Captain. Whales Spittin' Their Holes. Do your thing in the cabin. Donny Thinks Trackers! You Can See Whales for Free, Man. My Eyes are Back Here! Satisfactory?!? with Bill. Shotgunning vaccines with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2341: Listen to this hole
What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test. Can I tell you a story Chode Butt-Sniffer? Lyft directly to Jail, do not collect $200. Black Hole Scream. Large Hadron Includer. Pull up and grab a fish. Is gagging a passenger frowned upon? I don't like Meeeeead. Screw that guy and the Lyft he rode in on. Ladies in Space with Amy. Things you doodoo well with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff
Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Own Is Questionable. Fringe Dox. Ba-Na-Na (Minion voice). Zarik, ally of Lur from Omicron Persei 8. Double check your Hoo-haa password. Bad Acoustics on the Grassy Knoll. Nick Lowe, Fifth Row. You remember that time in Vegas? You might have been drunk. Talking to games With Tom. Less Gunfighty Recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches
Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom. What happened to Quiznos!?!? Soylent meat is fake people. Finding the Poo-Bag Opening. The whole cartoon was Cringe-r. Wasn't there a guy with a javelin named javelin something? The best kind of rip is RIP TORN. Handsome Rugged Conrad Former Utahn Now Colorado Visiting Dude Making a Book Hyper Climber Guy. Tiny Anvils with Bill. Flying blind with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2338: ForkLyfting
Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our Goat Ate The Movie. Flying Sex Things. Pass Me the Colorado Snow. No, I'm Also A Porn Star. Can't Lyft a boob. Gumball machines on free play. Pumbaa was the Parrot. Live from The Nipple Cam. Fidgit Legos. Virgin Captain America on the Rocks with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2337: Who Runs Duck Town?
Grab your love sack. Golly Gosh Darn Freakin' Heck. Grills with Brad intent. PooTatoes. Blame The Three Year Old. You won't believe this actor wasn't exactly like the character he played! Five Arcades and a Change Machine. Where it's at. When the Biden comes along, you workshop it. You ever lose your stunt double. I get it, you're a duck. Monkeys Never Pick Up. Route Beer is on my Roof. Who is Karen going to complain to? I was not programmed to cook. Get your Whatney to Mars with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2336: The 7th traffic circle of Hell
Let's Blow Buttholes. What's a Bruin with you? A roundabout discussion about traffic circles. John Deer Crossing. Splooting Squirrels. The Cardinal: Religion's Regional Manager. Fat Shaming Blocks. Physics didn't work out the way I intended. On a Steam Deck in Bed. I can only think of birds. Doomed tractors. Roley Poley Amish Dude. There's Something about Kingpin. Chips on Tom's shoulders. Fighting Nazis with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2335: Forever Moops
Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much trouble now, crane operator. Spit a bean and go home. Making things with Bill! A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2334: Is Brad's Drink Okay?
Irish Roundabout is NOT a sex move. New Improved 20% Thicker Scott. Brian's extra thick bottom. Spanking Mint. I don't like Burger CHEEEEESE. Ah I'm Being Scissored. You Ever Lose Your Corgis. Riddled With Dumbasses. Don't rub the pink lipstick zone! Raw Viking Ass. You put your Kyber WEED in it! I'm feeling lucky with this back rub. Prince Fourteen Bras. Kids, ask your uncle. Only Murder Castles in the Building with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie
Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Everyone Gets Nothing From Burger King. Ripping Off Chevy Chase's Bit. Howling Hound Hover Hunt. Do you follow him?! No! He's dead! Want to know about America? Don't live in America. (Aqualung) Batman on a park bench! MuckBang Bus. Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh call me bye. Chasing Amy with Amy. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives
Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Smokin' Hot Barrels and a Monkey. Your list is wrong, Monopoly sucks. Number 198 is Your Mom. Library of Alexandria on Sale at Wal-Mart. Cards Against Huge Manatee. Tanning Shatum's bum. Puzzled Pint: No pressure, only fun. Avoid the Jawa Clusters. Kids Can't Clean Crockery. Spreading it around with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed
The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing version of me. Dink More Pineapple Juice. Hourglass half full. This Panic too shall pass. Space Junk Larger Than a Marble. I need a break, you're too nice. Don't Yuck Somebody's Yum. Even if it's very yucky. Pooperation for later. You want Choco in your Taco? Scanning Our Noggins with Bill. Space Katamari Damacy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2330: Cat Bus!
White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. The Patrick Stewart Business. Why are you punching Yourself, Bruce? Driver of the dead. Your Stomach's the Captain Now. Figured I could get away with eating a peanut. That's a lot of unwhite corndogs. Your Wife is Wonderful but SHE'S WRONG. Cancelling Batgirl with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.