The Michael Scott Podcast Company

“Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.” Grab your Santa hat and your gifts for Yankee Swap—we’re drafting Christmas on The Office! We draft our favorite moments, gifts, scenes and more from all the Christmas episodes on the show. And naturally we cover all of the orange vod-juice-kas, trips to Benihana, and foot baths that go into those picks. Then we head to the Conference Room to close the episode with listener-submitted trivia about the actors on the show! Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and sign up with promo code MICHAEL and play five dollars to get one hundred dollars in casino credits! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and early episodes of our new show Captive Audience. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. Visit our merch store at mspcstore.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael: Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. This week we're talking Season Finales! We dive into the final episode from each season, covering what they have in common, how they resolve storylines and and how they create cliffhangers leading into the next season. And of course we highlight all of the Michael song parodies, printers catching fire, and Slum Dunder Mifflinaires that make up those episodes. Then we head to the Conference Room where we take more listener voicemails before closing with Edwin's response to last week's episode. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp! Visit http://betterhelp.com/scott today to get 10% off your first month! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and early episodes of our new show Captive Audience. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. Visit our merch store at mspcstore.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Computron: "Are you calling me wrong?" Once again it is time to dig through the voicemail bag and answer some listener questions! Sean and Alex handle this one with Edwin away and get into a pile of topics, such as: How different is early season Jim from late season Jim? Phyllis and Bob karaoke suggestions More Oscar-gossiping-to-Dwight litigation Is scuba diving what its actually all about? Is Dwight on the spectrum? And so, so much more. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and early episodes of our new show Captive Audience. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. Visit our merch store at mspcstore.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ryan: I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works. Michael: Oh, I’m sorry. “What is ‘we’re fine’”. This week Sean hosts a Jeopardy-themed trivia challenge sent in by one of our amazing listeners! Come to hear Alex and Edwin face off, stay for all of the mistakes we make trying this format for the first time. Then we head to the Conference Room for our Tot Tie Guy segment where we take questions from our Scott’s Tots Patreon members! Visit BetterHelp.com/SCOTT today to get 10% off your first month. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Visit the grand re-opening of our merch store at mspcstore.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Jim and I are great friends...the fact that he told me his secret and no one else, says everything about our friendship. And it is why I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can. This week we take a look at all the ways in which Michael Scott is the world’s worst confidant! At the request of one of our Patreon members, we go through all the different moments where Michael can’t keep a secret. Of course that means we cover all of the fallout from those moments as well, including photos from Sandals Jamaica, parking lot duels, and rumors that there’s another person inside of Kevin working him with controls. Then we close the show with the grand return of Trivia! This week’s trivia was also submitted by a Scott’s Tot Patreon on member and challenges to season 9 trivia! This episode is brought to you by Quince! For timeless clothing and accessory essentials visit quince.com/scott to get free shipping and 365 day returns! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Visit the grand re-opening of our merch store at mspcstore.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable." Draw me a map, mama—this week we’re taking about The Return! We dedicate this week’s pod to a classic episode from Season 3, covering all the storylines like Oscar’s return to Dunder Mifflin, Dwight working at Staples, and Andy annoying Michael with his friendship. And of course we highlight all of the acapella ring tones, Swanson chimichangas, and Big Turkeys along the way. Then in the Conference Room we announce the prizes for our costume contest and share an exciting announcement about the show! This show is sponsored by BetterHelp! Visit http://betterhelp.com/scott today to get 10% off your first month! Visit the grand re-opening of our merch store at mspcstore.com! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"I did get called into jury duty. And they released me around noon, so I didn't think it was worth it to come back to work for a half day. And then the next morning, Pam was a little overwhelmed with the kids so I took an extra day to help out. And then three other days happened." This week we talk about Jury Duty from Season 8! We cover all the storylines from this episode, including Jim and Andy’s good old-fashioned cover up, the birth of Philip Lipton, Dwight’s attempt to get Jim fired, and more. And naturally we highlight all of the empanadas, Lil’ Kevins, and damn Rizzoli & damn Isles that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we close out the show by announcing the winner of our annual costume contest, in a segment we’re calling Sweet ‘stume Dude! Got that bimbo? Got it bimbo. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael: Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. Pam: Why did you put it off until Halloween? Michael: Because it’s very scary stuff. This week we go back to Season 2 to take about ‘Halloween’! We talk about the first Office episode centered around the spooky holiday, covering everything from Michael firing Devon, Jim and Pam trying to get Dwight a new job out of state, and Dwight clashing with Michael’s papier-mache head. And of course we cover all of the new scenes, jokes, and details added in the Superfan edition, including Toby’s costume, one of Michael’s first interactions with Hank, and more! Then we head to the Conference Room to close out the episode with another installment of our Ordinary Things segment! Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code MICHAEL, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Only on DraftKings Casino with promo code MICHAEL. Make your brain your friend, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp dot com slash SCOTT today to get 10% off your first month. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim: So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk….And this is the card, because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel. For many years Office fans wondered about what Jim wrote in his letter to Pam, and a couple years ago Jenna Fischer revealed that it was a personal note from John Krasinski. In that spirit we’re drafting all the different moments, scenes, and instances we wish we could’ve seen on The Office, saying "Screw the teapot letter, I want to see…” We cover topics like basketball, Michael’s past, the mystery of Creed, and a whole lot more! This episode is brought to you by Factor, America’s number one ready-to-eat meal kit! Head to factormeals.com/scott50 and use code scott50 to get 50% off! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim’s voicemail: You have seven unheard messages. Pam: [voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim. It’s Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there and it’s horrible. Anyway, I’m bored. Come back! Join us as this week we go to the mailbag to answer listener voicemails! We cover topics like subtle Office merch, Andy trying to get a new computer, which actors are most like their Office character counterparts, Dunder Mifflin staff as NBA players, and more! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oscar: I don’t know how many of you have seen a premature baby before. It’s going to be really tiny, so please don’t say anything offensive. Kevin: Got that, bimbo? Erin: Got it, bimbo. This week’s episode is an extension of our September Patreon mailbag issue! The main focus of this episode is Erin and Kevin, highlighting their similarities, differences, and interactions throughout the show’s run, as requested by one of our Scott’s Tots Patreon members! And then we answer some extra questions from our Patreon mailbag, covering topics like Phyllis’ extravagant lifestyle, plot lines with the other businesses in the Scranton Business park, and tips on public speaking before closing the episode with an Ordinary Things segment about weird habits, budget meals, and more! Erin: I don’t know what to say. Kevin: Oh, say nothing. You will learn to love me. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have a special 2-part episode that covers both the news of a potential Office reboot along Sean and Edwin meeting up in France! In Part 1 Alex and Edwin talk about the breaking news of Greg Daniels working on an Office reboot. We share our initial reactions and some ideas around how we think it could come to life. Then in part 2 Sean, Edwin, and a special guest discuss mentions of France on the Office, Stairmaggedon, the Finer Things Club, and more during a special mini-sode recorded in Nice! "Fun fact, in France they call Limitless ’The Man with Many Capabilities’. We got Source Code on the way back." Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um…yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist." Prepare your fake diseases and get ready for Michael’s big surprise—this week we’re taking about Health Care! We take a deep dive into this season 1 episode, covering everything from Dwight picking the health care plan to Michael’s ‘Operation Surprise’ to Jim and Pam’s spontaneous dental hydroplosion. And we make sure to mention all of the hot dog fingers, industrial coal elevators, and ice cream sandwiches that go into the episode. Then we head to the Conference Room where we talk about dream Office trips/excursions, fall recipes, and more to close out the episode. This episode is brought to you by Factor! Head to factormeals.com/scott50 and use code scott50 to get 50% off! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Angela: Meredith, too far! Kelly: Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties? Meredith: It’s casual day! This week we’re bringing back Casual Thursdays! We cover a wide range of Office topics including Oscar, Creed, and Kevin grabbing drinks during the Fun Run, Dunder Mifflin video games, the most despicable acts by the Scranton staff, and more! We also cover some non Office-related topics like pumpkin spice lattes, soup season, and the most recent concerts we’ve been to. This episode is brought to you by DraftKings Casino! Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code MICHAEL, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy in the world. And you know what I’d like? I would like to have all the racists brought together and take Darryl Philbin out to lunch. Just to see what they’re missing" This week we’re talking about Darryl and Michael! Or Mike, as Darryl often calls him. We go into their dynamic and how it changes throughout the show, from the basketball game all the way to Michael’s parting gift in season 7. And of course we highlight all of the fluffy fingers, blues duets, and bouncy castles that go into their relationship. Then in the Conference Room we talk about last week’s draft of Conference Room meetings and answer some Ordinary Things questions about moving, working blue collar jobs, and more! This episode is brought to you by DraftKings Casino! Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code MICHAEL, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Conference room, 5 minutes! This week we’re drafting Conference Room meetings! We go through and pick iconic, hilarious, and our own favorite meetings from the show’s 9 season run. And we cover all the Lazy Scranton videos, Prison Mike appearances, and Oscar/Michael kisses that go into those meetings. Then in the Conference Room we answer some Ordinary Things questions and revisit Reddit’s Office ABCs! This episode is brought to you by DraftKings Casino! Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code MICHAEL, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Michael’s been trying to get Jim and me to hang out ever since he started dating my mom. I don’t know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he’s planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No way out.” This week we’re talking about Double Date from Season 6! We cover all of the storylines, including Michael breaking up with Helene in the restaurant, Dwight and Andy’s pre-determined acts of kindness, and Pam’s big strong hand hitting Michael in the parking lot. And of course we highlight all of the scrapbooks, fish stick sandwiches, and Kafka-esque references that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we answer some Ordinary Things questions and close with the requested return of Office Mad Libs! Can’t a podcast just buy some bagels for their listeners so they’ll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical? Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"No, Pete is not the new Jim. The only we have in common is that neither of us wants to sit on Meredith's face. And if that makes him the new Jim, then every human being in the world is the new Jim" There’s some new guys in The Office—this week we’re taking about Pete and Clark! We dive into their introduction in season 9, Pete and Erin’s romance, Clark’s pursuit of a sales job, and a lot more! And of course we also cover all the Movembers, Kobyashi Marus, and Dothraki conversations that go into their time on the show. Then in the Conference Room we revisit a voicemail from our last episode answer some Ordinary Things questions about being late to trends, and close with some recommendations for things to watch and listen to. And stay tuned for an announcement about our next Patreon episode! Where’s the Quiznos? You’re the Quiznos. This episode is brought to you by Factor! Head to factormeals.com/scott50 and use code scott50 to get 50% off. That’s code scott50 at factormeals.com/scott50 to get 50% off! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dwight: Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it. Elizabeth: You want me to answer phones with my clothes on. Dwight: We hired you for three hours work and we’re going to get it. This week’s episode is dedicated to listener voicemails! We cover topics like changing the Office into a genre other than a sitcom, what roles the Dunder Mifflin characters would have in a school, the word for having a thing stuck in your shoe, responses to our Drop Draft episode, and more. And then to close out the episode we take some trivia questions sent in by a listener! Elizabeth: Oh I love your poster. Angela: Thank you. This episode is brought to you by DraftKings Casino! Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code MICHAEL, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Only on DraftKings Casino with promo code MICHAEL Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us for the long-awaited, highly anticipated drop draft! This week we draft our favorite Office clips that our producer Alex plays on the show! The draft highlights iconic moments from The Office, different characters’ personalities, and some our favorite moments from the last few years of our podcast. The draft covers most of this week’s episode, but we still have time to close out the show with another round of listener-provided trivia! You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Drop Draft is like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your podcast hosts are making you. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. …I don’t think any of them actually know my real name." This week we go back to Season 3 to talk about Jim in Stamford! We dive into this arc and all of the storylines, including Michael and Carol, Pretzel Day, the bird funeral, and more. And of course we highlight all of the crentists, Michael/Oscar kisses, and Jerome Bettis cameos that go into that run of episodes. Then in the Conference Room we follow up on the Dunder Mifflin ABCs and close with a bit of Toast Talk! Three hundred and sixty-four days…’till the next Pretzel Day. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I’m not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that’s why he started casual Fridays.” Join us for another edition of Casual Thursday! This week we take answer voicemails, listener questions, and questions from Reddit, covering everything from moments in the show that prompt a visceral reaction, a hypothetical April Fools Day episode, the Dunder Mifflin alphabet, and more. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Yes, I invested in WUPHF. It’s actually a great idea and I can’t believe it didn’t exist before. And I know Ryan’s kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim. I’ve done my part for the nice guy. Now I want a bedroom set." Check your home phone, email, Facebook, Twitter and home screen—this week we’re talking about WUPHF.com! We go through all of the storylines, including Hay Place, the WUPHF.com investor ski trip, Jim’s commission cap, and more. And we make sure to cover all of the show bales (not play bales), insightful Michael moments, and bigboobz passwords along the way. Then in the Conference Room we answer some questions from our Discord community before closing with another round of trivia! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vikram: Confidence. It’s the food of the wise man but the liquor of the fool. Pam: Hm. I’m looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram. This week we look at all the supporting characters in the Office with a draft! We take different non-Dunder Mifflin characters to build a fantasy staff from outside the Scranton branch, highlighting all of the unique, hilarious, and distinct characters that make up the Office universe. And then we close with the return of listener-provided trivia! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s nice having Katy around. It’s another person for Michael to um, interact with." Here’s the thing, okay, just listen to this episode. If you hit a stall you have the perfect fallback—you buy a purse. This week we’re talking about Hot Girl from Season 1! We talk about how Katy’s presence affects everyone on the Dunder Mifflin staff, plus the newly added scenes from the Superfan edition. And of course we mention all of the power drinks, fillet-o-fishes, and Rite Aid Night Swept (it’s a perfect smell-alike) that go into Michael’s car this episode. Then in the Conference Room we discuss a new Office remake coming soon out of Australia, gabbagool, Michael’s scrambled eggs, and more! One more thing. How do girls your age feel about futons? Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful" Once again this episode comes from listener voicemails! We talk about a number of different topics, including how The Office would work with 8-10 episode seasons, the meaning behind the songs in Garden Party, why Staley didn’t sue after his heart attack, what food we’d serve to Office characters, and a whole lot more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MICHAELSCOTT at Manscaped.com. Dog Daze fundraiser: https://gofund.me/6ecc851a Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere. Dear podcast listeners, what a week! The timing is nothing short of predominant—this week we talk about The Deposition from season 4! We take a deep dive into Michael’s questioning, Jan’s case against Dunder Mifflin, Jim and Darryl’s table tennis, and all the new additions in the Superfan edition. And of course we highlight all of the Kelly/Pam trash talk, cartoon hot dog post-it notes, and entries from Michael’s diary that go into this episode. Then in the Conference Room we take some questions from listeners about our own jury duty/court room stories, mnemonic devices, journaling, and more! We throw ourselves at the mercy of the deposition. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dwight: Male. Caucasian. Forties. Black hair. Facial type: marsupial. Erin: He answers to Michael. Michael G. Scott. Michael J. Fox. Mr. Fox. The Incredible Mr. Fox. MSPC? Who is this MSPC? Oh! You mean the Michael Scott Podcast Company, the company’s top salesman and the creator of Computron. We wear many hats but the one I’m currently wearing is that of gracious host. This week we’re drafting Office characters and alter egos! We highlight some of the best personas from Michael, Dwight, Jim, and the rest of the Dunder Mifflin staff over the course of the show, Then in the Conference Room we talk about our lives after episode 200, share some initial reactions on I Think You Should Leave season 3, and a whole lot more. Martin: Is he always like this? Ryan: Sometimes he brings more costumes. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Edwin has met up with Alex on his honeymoon in Italy, so there’s not the same balance between sane and others. Sean has mentally checked out since June. It’s a very dangerous time. The coalition for reason is extremely weak. This week Edwin and Alex talk about ‘Mafia’ from season 6! We go through all the storylines, gabbagool, and unconvincing mechanic costumes that go intro this episode, along with the new additions from the Superfan edit. Then we briefly check in about Alex’s travels and the trip to Italy before closing this episode of the pod. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally made it. Two hundred. Dos hundo. Join us for episode 200, streamed live! We kick off with a mini-draft of our favorite moments from the past four years, followed by live Q&A with members of our Scott’s Tots Patreon community! We will never be happier than we are right now. We will also never be less happy. We will be at our current maximum happiness for the rest of our lives. Because we are the hosts of the Michael Scott Podcast Company…acting hosts. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special and Party Down specials. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Dwight has been practicing karate for years. When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training. He would strap me to his chest in a baby Bjorn made for fat children and do lunges across the farm. It felt like I was flying." We just want to be friends, plus a little extra. Also, we love you. This week we’re talking about Dwight and Angela! We talk about all the twists and turns in their relationship, what it means to the show, and how it compares to Jim and Pam’s relationship and story arc. And of course we also cover all the secret rendezvouses, beach games sabotage, and child rearing contracts along the way. Then in the Conference Room we finish up with a few #quickquestions to wrap up the episode. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Business is like a jungle. And I… am like a tiger. And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?…Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger’s head. We don’t have the technology“ This week we talk about The Coup from season 3! With Edwin back in Portland we get together for an in-person recording all about this episode. We talk about all the storylines, including Dwight’s scheme for Michael’s job, Call of Duty in Stamford, and fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch. And we make sure to highlight all of the Movie Mondays, saboteurs, and dentists named Crentist along the way. Then in the Conference Room we answer some #quickquestions before closing with a classic round of trivia! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Edwin traveling for work in Vietnam, the fellas get together for a new episode format we're calling Casual Thursdays. We've got a grab bag of topics to discuss, including: Travel-related questions, such as which characters playlist you'd want on a road trip and where you would send characters for a travel show Breaking down a list of all the times the documentary crew should have intervened Office Mad Libs All that, plus an audio-themed conference room and an incredible AUDIO CLUES TRIVIA!!! FINALLY!!! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stanley: Oh, yes. Let’s listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses. Michael: God, Stanley, that’s frickin’ brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? Sorry. Stanley: Oh, no, that’s ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact. Michael: No kidding. Once again we go to the mailbag and answer listener voicemails! We talk about a wide range of Office topics, including Michael & Holly moments we wish could’ve seen, why the show is such a fixture of pop culture, Office pet names, karaoke tips, Michael/Ryan/Dwight moments, and a whole lot more! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. Oh young Jim. There is just so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot." This week we dive in to Traveling Salesmen from Season 3! With Sean on the mend, Alex and Edwin form a pair of traveling podcasters to talk about this episode, covering all of the sales calls, coffee runs, and loads of laundry that make up this episode. And of course we highlight all of the makeovers, Long Tims, and ‘Hi’s’ along the way. Then in the Conference Room we talk about what we’d sell as traveling salesmen and how The Office would’ve been different if Andy never returned from anger management. And then we close with a few listener voicemails. We are very flattered. We were Stanley’s second choice after ‘pass’. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robert: Well, Andy, it’s been fun. Andy: Mm. Mm-hmm. [they hug, Robert kisses him on the lips] Robert: It’s been a great year. This week’s we’re talking about Season 8! We dedicate the episode to one of the most unique seasons of The Office, talking about how the show changed following the departure of Michael Scott, Andy as manager, Robert California, and more. And this is just the beginning of our discussion. Then in the Conference Room we talk about which Christmas Wish we’d ask from Andy before closing with another signature round of trivia! Well, you clearly want the marmalade. Gretchen! I need another marmalade. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim: "I am Bill Buttlicker." Dwight: "Really, that’s your real name?" Jim: "How dare you? My family built this country, by the way." Michael: "Be respectful, Dwight." This week we try out a brand new episode format - handing out Dundie awards for the best phone calls over the course of the show. We open with some discussion about the role the phone plays on a show like The Office, how much happens through headsets, and discuss all the Dundie-winning phone calls that happen. We screen our way through the real phone calls, fake phone calls, emergency calls, personal calls, voicemail calls, missed calls, wrong numbers, drunk dials, songs, and Wendy's orders that make up a significant portion of dialogue on the show. Then we head into the conference room to discuss who in the Scranton office that Michael has done the dirtiest. Oh, and there's just a dash of Oscars talk for all you movie buffs out there. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"You have reached the offices of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, currently the entire staff is out doing the Michael Scott, DM FM PMC rabies awareness Pro-Am fun run race"… [Michael’s voice] "for the cure"… [Pam’s voice] "leave a message” [Ryan hangs up] This week’s episode is dedicated to listener voicemails! We go through our answering machine to answer questions on everything from favorite deleted scenes, to ideas for Michael reappearing in seasons 8 and 9, to songs that are forever changed because of The Office, and a whole lot more. This episode is brought to you by Indeed! Go to indeed.com/scott to start hiring now! Need to hire? You need Indeed. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.” This week we turn to the draft once again to and select Office pranks! We go through and pick different pranks throughout the show, talking about this signature element of The Office, between Jim, Dwight, Michael, Pam, and the rest of the cast. And of course we highlight all of the impressions, alliances, and reality-altering moments for Dwight that go into that part of the show. And then we close out the episode with another round of listener-submitted trivia! Dwight really wants our bonus. He’s trying to entrap me. Oh god, now we can’t drink at this thing…we get really pranky when we drink. Sponsor: Indeed.com/SCOTT to start hiring now. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andy: I was just wondering what you had planned for Secretary’s Day. Michael: I’m going to give Erin $15. It’s time to step up and appreciate the crap out of Erin, this week we’re talking about Secretary’s Day! We chose a season 6 episode to celebrate the release of the superfan episodes on Peacock, and this one did not disappoint. We talk through the episode and all the new content, and of course we highlight all the impressions, Lionel Frankensteins, and bowls of pickles that go into this episode. Then we head to the Conference Room for an Ordinary Things segment before closing out the show with more Office trivia! In the foster home the hair was our room. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Ryan…has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he’s a tease. Well you know what? He doesn’t know anything, and neither do you. So suck on that!" Check your phone, we just sent you a WUPHF—this week we’re talking about Michael and Ryan! We discuss their relationship and dynamic on the show, from the pilot episode to Ryan’s corporate promotion and all the way through Michael’s exit in season 7. And of course we make sure to highlight all of the fake firings, goatees, and ’Hottest in the Office’ Dundies that go into their unique relationship. Then we close once again with a classic round of listener-submitted trivia! That is what Ryan is like. A fake brother who steals your jeans. This episode is brought to you by Indeed! Go to indeed.com/scott to start hiring now! Need to hire? You need Indeed. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun!” Grab the microphone, this week we’re taking about karaoke on The Office! We go through all of the karaoke moments on the show, talking about how it allows characters to express themselves and how dangerous it is for Michael to have a microphone. Then we have an Ordinary Things segment based on some listener questions before closing with another round of trivia! And check out this episode for an exciting announcement about our new Discord! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

“Hey Ryan, it’s Jim. You know what? Totally disregard that last voicemail because you obviously have your hands tied. Good luck!" Once again we go to the voicemail bag, answering questions from listeners! We talk about all sorts of Office topics, including underrated episodes, how characters would react after seeing the documentary, Angela and Dwight, and actors that we can’t separate from their Dunder Mifflin character. And we also list our top 5 sitcoms, but not before disagreeing about what qualifies as a sitcom! Then we close with some ‘would you rather’ sent in by a listener! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. Why, we're like one of those classic, famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy." This week we draft character pairings on The Office! We talk about friendships, romances, Gabe, and whatever you call the relationship between Dwight and Nate. And each character can only be drafted a few times, so each pick has to count. And as we go we take time to talk about why those pairings are so iconic, hilarious, or just a favorite from the show. And then for the Conference Room we answer trivia submitted by our friends in the MSPC Facebook fan group! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"My resolution? I never want to make Holly cry again. Unless it’s from laughing too hard. Or making love too beautifully." To kick off the new year we focus this episode on Ultimatum from season 7! We look at all the storylines, including the outcome of Holly’s ultimatum to AJ, the Scranton staff’s new year’s resolutions, and Darryl, Dwight, and Andy’s trip to the bookstore and roller rink. And naturally we also highlight all the Knights of the Night, broccoli taste tests, and sweet sixteen ten year reunion parties that go into this epuside. Then in the Conference Room we talk about spirit animals for each of the Office characters and answer some listener-provided trivia before closing with our own resolutions for 2023. Our goal was to learn a new word every single day. And we must say that it is going immensely. Go to GreenChef.com/scott60 and use code scott60 to get 60% off plus free shipping. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"This is the first Christmas party I am throwing as head of the Party Planning Committee. The theme is “Nights in Morocco”. This isn’t your grandmothers Christmas party. Unless of course she’s from Morocco, in which case it’s very accurate." It looks like we’re going to be here for awhile, so why don’t you make a little plate of hummus for everyone. Little triangles of pita, toasted on both sides, fanned so you can easily can grab them. With Christmas upon us, this week’s episode is all about Moroccan Christmas from Season 5! We cover all of the interventions, Princess Unicorns, and Party Planning Committee drama that goes in to this episode. And of course we cover all of the gift-wrapped desks, orange vod-juice-kas, and sitar music along the way. Then in the Conference Room we do a holiday check in and give out some movie, TV, and podcast recommendations to wrap up the show. And napkins…fanned. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"'Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?' You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all" That’s it. Conference room, five minutes. Women’s appreciation. We dedicate this week’s episode to that episode, covering all of the anti-flashing task forces, calorie-free yogurts, and Steamtown Mall visits that go into it. Then in the Conference Room we talk about Spotify Wrapped, including some from our listeners, the listening habits of Office characters, and our own personal years in music. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Erin: This is all for Michael. It turns out his girlfriend was married. Pam: Yeah, and when Michael gets a broken heart, this whole place comes to a halt, so we’re just trying to get out in front of this. Erin: After his last breakup, he ate 40,000 calories in three hours. Bring in Kevin's chili, donuts for Michael’s birthday, and an orange vod-juice-ka, this week we’re talking about food and drink on The Office! We go through the different roles it plays at different times in the series arc and how it’s unique to the show. And of course we highlight all of the pretzel day toppings, ham and cheese sandwiches, and C-shaped bagels that go into this topic. Then in the Conference Room we talk about a lawsuit where a man won the right to be ’no fun’ at work before closing with trivia centered around Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration. Oh, the springtime thinks that it’s the best. And fall time thinks that it’s the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine’s thinks that it’s the best. But gather round, peeps, I’ll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that’s the truth. Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

[Jan on recording] “Michael, it’s Jan. I guess I missed you. I’ll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews. I hope it’s understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.” Michael: First impressions? Pam: Uh, just off the top… I think she’ll be here this afternoon. It’s the MSPC, we guess we missed you, so this week we dedicate the episode to listener voicemails! We start by taking some feedback on the Cringe Draft episode, and then we take messages and questions on topics like who Dwight likes in the office, Jim telling Pam about Toby’s goodbye party, the Office in other countries, Steve Carell’s best performances in each season, and a whole lot more. We also get a quick check-in on Edwin’s time in Switzerland and our first-ever live call to the podcast! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it’s called ‘Let’s see how uncomfortable we can make our guests’ and they’re both winning." By popular request, this week we draft cringe moments on The Office! We pick the most uncomfortable and cringeworthy moments that make the show so unique, hilarious, and sometimes hard to watch. We also challenge ourselves to pick some non-Michael moments which adds to the fun and intrigue of this draft. We also talk about Alex’s long boat trip, Ellie Kemper running the New York City marathon, and a lot more! This episode is brought to you by Indeed! Indeed knows when you’re growing your own business, you have to make every dollar count. That’s why with Indeed, you only pay for quality applications that match your must-have job requirements. Need to hire? You need Indeed. Visit indeed.com/SCOTT to start hiring now! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices