The Michael Knowles Show

Bad jokes and dad jokes—we analyze with funnyman extraordinaire Owen Benjamin. Then, a VICE writer is outraged that he can't vote because he's ineligible to vote. Finally, a look around the races on the last day before the midterms! Date: 11-05-2018 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats’ have settled on a final desperate midterm strategy: call Republicans racist. We will examine the final midterm arguments, and the crucial difference between Republican and Democrat campaigns in 2018. Then, the Mailbag! Date: 11-01-2018 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Future President Kanye West lashes out at Candace Owens, saying he’s been used to push a political message he doesn’t support, Paul Ryan lashes out at President Trump over birthright citizenship, and Don Lemon lashes out at white men. Meanwhile, Americans donate $600K to Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh for some reason, Democrats can’t win for losing, and Jon Stewart slams the media. Date: 10-31-2018 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

President Trump has vowed to sign an executive order ending birthright citizenship. Then, leftist pots call conservative kettles black on anti-Semitism in America, GQ’s Julia Ioffe says Trump radicalizes more than ISIS, and two lesbians carry the same baby to term. Date: 10-30-2018 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An anti-Semitic bigot murdered 11 and injured six Jews worshipping at a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday. We examine the case for the death penalty. Then, Barack Obama reminds us why we forgot about him, Hillary gets ready for 2020, and The Simpsons kill Apu. Date: 10-29-2018 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A man has been arrested in connection with the slew of bomb packages mailed over the past few days. As the mainstream media jumps to blame Donald Trump, the New York Times buries one important detail about the bomber. Then, all the polls that matter 12 days out from the midterms, why only leftists can dress in blackface, and the caravan is on its way, I can hear Honduran gangsters play. Finally, the Mailbag! Date: 10-26-2018 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats discover several conveniently timed bombs less than two weeks before midterm elections defined by leftist violence. Then, the Left settles on a final pre-midterm campaign message. Senator Heidi Heitkamp can’t catch a break, Trump trolls Obama, and 25% college students suffer PTSD from the 2016 election. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Blue Wave is reforming as a tsunami of leftist tears. Trump’s approval rating and GOP's economic score hit all-time highs. Meanwhile, Obama reappears to annoy us all. We will examine the difference between running to win and running not to lose. And finally, why the Left always seems to get Christianity wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dems amp up their assaults against Republicans, but conciliatory conservatives are missing the only possible strategy for domestic peace. Then, a look around the most important midterm races, the similarities between Nazis and the weather, and—shockingly—CNN does something worthwhile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Saudis assassinate Islamist journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and for some reason we're all expected to care. We will analyze the devil in the details and what the U.S. response should be. Then, the #MeToo movement clobbers Democrats, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez like doesn't know like anything, and Thomas Jefferson gets accused of a sex scandal on This Day In History! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats continue their downward spiral as pollsters up Republicans chances for the midterms, all of which exposes a fundamental rule of politics: when your opponent gets angry, your opponent gets stupid. Then, CNN and Twitter expose themselves as hypocrites, President Trump offers voters an honest choice, and Teen Vogue gives us the Dumbest Article on the Internet Today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Senate Democrats go into full meltdown, our President calls his former hooker a “Horseface,” and Stephen Hawking warns of the cyborg apocalypse from beyond the grave. Then, Google does an evil and subsequently exposes the weaknesses of neoliberalism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

According to left-wing outlet Vox, “modern-day witches” are putting hexes on Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh. Then, Kanye kills it in the Oval Office, PC mobs tell us to stop calling them mobs, or else. Vox’s Jane Coaston joins to discuss civility, and finally the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Looking toward the midterms, the GOP is bouncing back in states that Democrats were all set to pick up. Then, Hillary Clinton pontificates on how to treat accusers, CNN puts on a modern-day minstrel show, and Cocaine Mitch goes full Pablo Escobar. Finally, Sebastian Gorka stops by to discuss why we fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nikki Haley has resigned as UN Ambassador. Then, President Trump boofs on Kavanaugh’s critics, Google hates America, and the WaPo publishes the dumbest article on the Internet. Finally, Che Guevara is executed on This Day In History! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A joyous occasion, with beer and boofing galore. We examine what conservatives should take away. Then, socialist loony-tune Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says nothing, the NYT attacks white women, white woman Bette Midler calls herself the n-word, and Christopher Columbus discovers America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get your tumblers ready: Kavanaugh is set to ascend to the Supreme Court. Then, a male feminist roundhouse kicks a pro-life woman, presumably because of how much he supports women. Finally, the Mailbag, and a "Psalm of Life" on National Poetry Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

New evidence emerges that Christine Ford told untruths in her various stories and testimonies related to Brett Kavanaugh. Then, the NYT shows Kavanaugh was cool in high school, Cory Booker has an immoral moment, Alyssa Milano professes love for an accused rapist, Kanye wont take off the hat, and we talk about sex, baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gang rape, text messages, bar fights — oh my. As new accusations roll in by the day, new polls are coming in too, and they don’t look great for Democrats. We’ll examine where this is headed. Then, the ACLU becomes a J-O-K-E, Snoop Dogg calls Kanye an Uncle Tom, and Republicans give Woodrow Wilson a stroke on This Day In History! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Prosecutor Rachel Mitchell shreds Christine Ford's testimony. Then, Kanye makes Saturday Night Live Great Again, and Jeff Flake somehow degrades himself even further. Trump fulfills yet another major campaign promise that everyone said was impossible, Lie-awatha Liz Warren’s Republican opponent Geoff Diehl stops by, and the keys to a long life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jeff Flake decides to flake out, we’ll analyze that and Dr. Ford’s constantly changing story and uncredible testimony. Then, miracle of miracles, Lindsay Graham becomes the most courageous Senator in the GOP. Finally, all the Mailbag I couldn’t get to yesterday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats and the media gang-rape Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, and President Trump gives a delightful news conference. Then, Glenn Beck stops by, and finally, the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump performs brilliantly at the UN. Then, Brett Kavanaugh is guilty until proven innocent, Michael Moore’s movie bombs, Cruz gets run out of a restaurant, and the GOP is more popular than it’s been in years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did Brett Kavanaugh murder JFK and start WWI? We demand an investigation! Ann Coulter weighs in. Then, Rod Rosenstein keeps his job (for now), Michael Moore's movie bombs, and SCOTUS is founded on This Day In History. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The latest from the hearings, and reassurance from Cocaine Mitch. Then, Merriam-Webster adds a new fake word, Joseph Nicolosi Jr. explains the facts and fictions of "gay conversion therapy," and Arby’s offers to tattoo their corporate logo on your body in exchange for nothing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Allegations against Brett Kavanaugh fall apart, the economy soars, and Democrat Senator Mazie Hirono needs a fainting couch. Then, Ken Starr joins to discuss the special counsel, his old employee Brett Kavanaugh, and just how wicked the Clintons really are. Finally, the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stormy Daniels continues to epitomize grace and class as she compares President Trump’s genitals to cartoon fungus, CNN dedicates a segment to Donald Trump Jr.—not the President’s son—and Hillary Clinton says we should believe accusers. Then, the Blaze’s Stu Burguiere drops by to talk about the news and why it matters. Finally, the meaning of life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats launch un-credible allegations against Brett Kavanaugh, Anne Hathaway spouts newspeak at a gay lobbying group gala, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez slaps lipstick on a socialist pig. Finally, on This Day In History, the signing of our Constitution! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An extensive survey of Yale’s incoming freshmen has found that the Class of 2022 will be “the most diverse in University history.” They’ll be five percent homosexual, 9% bisexual or transsexual, 8% asexual, and 3% unwilling to answer the question, which sounds pretty coy-sexual to me. Also, they’re all left-wing. We’ll analyze the increasingly homogenous “diversity” on campus and what can be done about it. Then, speaking of diversity, the Dalai Lama defends nationalism in Europe, and Twitter bans oldspeak. Finally, the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The humorless Left is now so trigger-happy theyre now attacking things that havent even happened yet. Hysteria rips America apart, but Yoram Hazony helps us put it back together. A new poll shows Americans don’t care about candidates’ religion, while the Pope blames the Devil for exposing the corruption of bishops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maxine Waters wants to impeach every Republican from president to dog catcher. The NFL and Nike continue to get woke and go broke. Then, has the West learned anything in the 17 years since the September 11 terror attacks? Finally, John Bolton defends the nation-state while Democrats promise to tear it down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats humiliate themselves, from campaigning in Canada to filing fake perjury charges against Brett Kavanaugh, and Serena Williams becomes the Hillary Clinton of sports. Then, stupid abortion arguments, self-hating Republicans, and Big Tech turning the frickin’ frogs gay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Traitors, tall tales, trolls, or spies: there’s a concerted effort afoot to take down this presidency. Cory Booker is behaving like an infant again. Second trimester abortionist and Consulting Medical Director of Physicians for Reproductive Health Dr. Anne Davis stops by to discuss abortion and the Kavanaugh hearings. Finally, the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Social media CEOs head to Capitol Hill and promise censorship to their political overlords. Alex Jones makes a good point, the health benefits of “friending” God, and Pope Francis tells his critics to shut up. Geoffrey Owens explains the value of work, and the First Continental Congress convenes on This Day In History. Oh, how the legislature has fallen... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hollywood writes America out of the moon landing, and Nike turns Colin Kaepernick into a real-life Al Bundy. Then, Steve Bannon is disinvited from the New Yorker conference, Democrats scrape the bottom of the barrel for 2020, politicians politicize John McCain’s funeral. Finally, I explain Sarah Silverman’s own joke to her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

iPhones, Me-llennials, and the sacrament of self-love have infected every aspect of society, from Alex Jones’s browser history all the way up to the White House and the Vatican. We will discuss the virtues and vices of selfishness. Then, on this day in history, George Washington shows the difference between pride and dignity. Finally, the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, 70,000 weirdos will descend on the Nevada desert to bump uglies, roll around in filth, and worship Moloch. Then, we explore why everybody is suddenly transgender and blame our debauched sexual culture on British royalty. Finally, a primary night recap, as CNN fills our leftist tears tumblers to the brim. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As markets surge after Trump shreds NAFTA, we have to ask ourselves: is it possible that the smart people are stupid and the stupid people are smart? Then, 1 in 7 Americans smokes pot, Lanny Davis admits admitted liar Michael Cohen is a liar, CNN pays no heed, more demagoguery of dead people, #MeTooHollywood hypocrites, why everybody is suddenly transgender, and bad parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Vatican’s former ambassador to the United States is publicly accusing Pope Francis of covering up for an abusive cardinal, and he’s calling on the Pope to resign. We will analyze what this means for the future of the Catholic Church. Then, Eric Eggers stops by to discuss his new book, Fraud: How The Left Plans To Steal The Next Election. Then, the mainstream media, which savaged John McCain in 2008 when it actually mattered, are now rolling out the panegyrics after the Senator’s death. We’ll explain why. Finally, an update on the socialist gift that keeps on giving, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Democrats have fallen victim to one of the three classic blunders. We’ll analyze why the best defense is a good offense. Then, a CNN contributor posts the stupidest tweet of the week. Patrick Madrid joins the show to discuss how to approach politics as a Christian. Finally, the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Drama unfolds as Manafort and Cohen fall within minutes. Will Trump survive? Then, Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips stops by to discuss the Left's latest attempt to ruin his life and your religious liberty. The MSM loses interest in Mollie Tibbets—wonder why. And finally, what Trump can learn from Clinton on This Day In History. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Trump and ICE arrest a Nazi, Andy Millennial stops by to rap about socialism, and the VMAs prove feminism is witchcraft and Cardi B is a future Republican. Then, don’t call it a come back, but the reanimated corpse of Hillary Clinton may be running for president again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rudy Giuliani says, "Truth isn't truth." Or did he? A White House aide is fired over racism accusations while the Left promotes racists, drooling Joe Kennedy defends an illegal alien wanted for murder in Mexico, Twitter amps up the censorship, and Nancy Pelosi almost melts. Finally, cut it out with exclamation points! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A horrific sex scandal shakes the Catholic Church from Pennsylvania up to the Vatican. We will analyze why it happened, what can be done, and why so many people get it wrong. Then, the dumbest article on the Internet this week, care of Slate. Former Bush administration drug czar John Walters stops by to discuss the opioid epidemic, legalized Haitian oregano, and why libertarians are wrong. Finally, the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Conservatives offer to pay Ocasio-Cortez for the debate she demanded, while lefties give disgraced FBI agent Peter Strzok $300K for being a twerp. We’ll discuss the current price of free speech. Then, George Gilder stops by to discuss the death of Google and the rise of block chain. Finally, the MSM think President Trump is stupid, Keith Ellison faces more abuse allegations, and Chris Pratt loves God! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Unite The Right flops in Charlottesville and DC, but the MSM pounce on the opportunity to project their own depravity on their opponents. Muslim terrorists operate a compound in New Mexico, Antifa threatens to murder the president, and DNC deputy chairman Keith Ellison is accused of beating women. So Twitter responds by banning a conservative comedian. Plus, Omarosa goes rogue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The West Hollywood City Council has voted to remove President Trump’s star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I head down to Hollywood Boulevard to gauge people’s reaction. Then, Hollywood calls me racist for pointing out that “Sorry To Bother You” is terrible. Ocasio-Cortez says stupid things, Candace Owens stops by, and finally the Mailbag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On election night, Republicans win, Democrats lose, and the media explain that losing is really winning. Then, Professor Edward Feser joins to rebuff Pope Francis’s recent creativity with Catholic doctrine, the Oscars finally recognizes movies people actually see, and CNN humiliates itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Big Tech has banned Alex Jones and his website InfoWars from virtually all of their platforms: Apple, Facebook, and YouTube. Conservatives are split on how to react. Then, a look at all of the other conservatives being censored, how the rot runs so deep it’s even infected The Bachelorette, and the Purple Heart on This Day In History! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices