The Mark Kaye Show

DeSantis for President 2024? It could happen. The Florida Governor is in the spotlight for excellent COVID19 management. We may move into Phase 2 soon, but we'll definitely play Fake News Friday today!

CNN ran a poll that showed tremendous support for President Trump! ... but they immediately took it down. Then Matt McConaughey tried to get political, and that's not alright, alright, alright. Fake news? No wait, that's tomorrow. Today it's your calls and WHAT THE BLEEP!

Wanna talk about Trump? Biden? Covid-19? Conspiracy Theories? Stimulus Checks? Your kid's bicycle? It's Whatever You Want Wednesday!

It's TUESDAY! Today we delve into the latest media attack on Trump, Trump's "Obama Gate" shoutout and a little Mark Kaye collab with Bryan Adams

Another week in quarantine, though we're getting things back to business slowly. The beaches are open. Restaurants are serving. And the Blue Angels are doing a salute to First Responders flyover today, ITS FRIDAY!!! 'MURICA!!!!

While it's not officially a Conspiracy Theory Thursday, there's lots of covid19 and political intrigue speculation on today's Mark Kaye Show. Plus the returns of "Mark Kaye's Secret Sound," and we play "What The Bleep!"

Heard about the Texas hair stylist who got arrested for opening her shop? We'll talk about that and more (minus a DeSantis press conference at 11am!) on today's episode! It's Whatever You Want Wednesday!!

Today on The Mark Queso we celebrate Cinco de Mayo by doing nothing... because you know, Rona. We taco 'bout CNN's latest jab at POTUS and Trump's response to the press.

Mark talks about Florida's reopening, Trump's townhall and Don Lemon's love of Obama.

We take your calls about Biden accusations, Michigan protesters, COVID-19, re-opening Florida, and more before a mid-show DeSantis/Curry press conference.

'Murica is being re-opened. Slowly. We take your calls about what businesses you think will or won't survive. Has home video killed the movie theater? Will drive-in's make a comeback? Will businesses keep you working at home? Can small businesses survive? PLUS we play What The Bleep!!

"Economic intercourse" is Biden's phrase that pays! It just sounds dirty, especially when he says it. We talk about that, and whatever else you want on this Whatever You Want Wednesday!

Stay at home orders are driving Mark Kaye to songwriting

President Trump did NOT ask if we could inject Lysol. Or bleach. That's fake news. (He specifically asked about "disinfectant," but everyone is taking it out of context. Don't shoot up disinfectant.) Also, stick around for Fake News Friday, before you go up to Georgia to get a haircut and tattoo at the bowling alley!!!

Pres. Trump walks back his "re-open ASAP!" agenda in relation to Georgia's Gov. Kemp. Huh? CNN will feature a ABCs of Covid-19 town hall for kids this weekend, featuring the Muppets. And speaking of Muppets, Cuomo is back in the news. And we'll play WHAT THE BLEEP!

It's "Whatever You Want Wednesday" - your calls about the economy, the beaches, the latest in your stay-at-home dramas, and more! (The show is short, missing 1030a-11a content due to hardware difficulties)

Fake News Friday featured two press conferences so today's show is a little bit short, but we talk about the Governor's plan to re-open the state's economy, the Mayor's plan to re-open the beaches, and we re-open the game Fake News Friday!

Trump talks about "opening up" the American economy. Hannah talks about "opening up" an apocalypse shopping list! Callers "open up" with dirty words (!!!) and since we had to BLEEP them, we go ahead and play WHAT THE BLEEP!

Trump calls out the WHO, and starts plans to make America work again. And we turn the show over to you for Whatever You Want Wednesday!

It's Take Out Tuesday again. Be sure to support your local restaurants. Today's show features your calls on Trump, the pandemic, and the latest spark fueling the media war.

President Trump says he's got some secret insight about Joe Biden. Could it be a game changer? Plus Fake News Friday!

It's Conspiracy Theory Thursday, and you guys did not disappoint. Theories about coronavirus, economics, Amazon deliveries, 5G cell towers, the WHO, China, and more, PLUS What The Bleep!

It's Whatever You Want Wednesday. And you wanted to talk about Trump, Covid-19, Fredo Cuomo... and special guest Bernie Sanders chimes in to suspend his Presidential campaign, live!

Leaks are never a good thing for any ship but for the USS Theodore Roosevelt the leaks just keep coming. Amid the public ousting of the Captain of the USS Theodore Roosevelt over leaked emails, newly leaked audio of the US acting navy secretary has surfaced. We get you up to date with that and more

Masks and gloves and Purell, Oh my!!! Coronavirus has altered all of our lives in one way or another. How are you dealing with social distancing and if "essensial" how has your day to day work life been altered? We find out that and more on today's show.

Did you hear about Schumer's nasty letter to the President? Did you hear about Trump's nasty response back? We'll talk about it! Plus it's all about masks, who has 'em, who needs 'em, Hannah make's em, and we play Fake News Friday!

Apparently Mayor Curry says the same thing!! Curry issued a "Safer At Home" order, which is like a stay-at-home order, but different, but not really, unless you're essential, which is apparently everyone except bar workers. Your calls on this and whatever else you want to talk about on Whatever You Want Wednesday.

It's Take Out Tuesday! And that has nothing to do with our show today, just thought you'd like to know. Today's show features your calls on Trump, the pandemic, and the Tampa pastor who was arrested for holding public church services.

The House is expected to pass the stimulus package today. What does that mean to you? "MONEY!!!" Well, okay, more like "money," its not a windfall but it is a difference maker for you, me, and small businesses. Let's talk about it! Plus, we play Fake News Friday so it finishes strong.

Updates on Joe Biden, updates on COVID-19, Trump VS the Media, and more. And hey, we got through the whole show without a press conference! Whaaaaat???

Our first show in weeks WITHOUT a press conference interruption! We catch up on the latest congressional antics with a covid19 stimulus package, President Trump's latest actions and statements, and your thoughts about getting back to work!

It's Whatever You Want Wednesday. And you wanna talk about coronavirus, the Florida primary, and what you would do with your economic stimulus.

When it comes to Corona tests, failing IS the new passing. Amid the global COVID-19 pandemic we come to you from freshly disinfected mics to bring you the President's test results and take your calls nationwide. So lysol those headphones, wash your hands and tune in for the latest

It's Whatever YOU Want Wednesday, so we take your calls about everything - including TPC, Democrats, Primaries, and Coronavirus. PLUS we play TPC Price Is Right!

Corona is on the rise and if you're trying to avoid your coworkers passing it to you, we've got you covered. We give you our top anti-handshake alternatives and info on where exactly hand sanitizer is now being produced as shortages grow. Did I mention Crazy Joe's leg hair remix? Yeah... we have that and more on today's show so wash those hands and tune in!

Mark talks about the stock market, Crazy Bernie's tanking campaign, the Coronavirus hysteria and plays the endorsement game

Math is hard... especially over at MSNBC. We delve into the latest fake news to drop and do the math for you and just for good measure we capitalize on the fake news with a solid game of Fake News Friday to kick off the weekend.

Amid controversial abortion decisions, Chuck Schumer uses the voice of God to unapologetically threaten Supreme Court justices in their decision and proposed airline laws may mean you can no longer bring your emotional support horse on the plane. We dig into that and more and even let loose with a game of What the Bleep!

Trump won every state where he was on the primary. No surprise there. Biden won more delegates than Bernie, that's kind of surprising. And Bloomberg dropped out of the race he had no business dropping into. It's Whatever You Want Wednesday!

And then there were 5. Klobuchar, Steyer, and Buttigieg are all out. Is Biden doing more harm than good? Will the Dems screw Bernie again? So many elections today, and so much to talk about!

Coming out of an eventful weekend, two Democratic hopefuls have abruptly pulled out of the race for the White House and Biden is back from the dead! We discuss who will face Trump in November and in the midst of the coronavirus whether or not anyone will be left to see it.

Trump beats Coronavirus! Son of Gravedigger beats Monster Jam! Ally McDeal out-celebrities Mark Kaye in a STEM Poker Tournament! Plus your expertise about medical masks, virus prevention, and we play WHAT THE BLEEP!

Nancy Pelosi complained about President Trump's response to the COVID19 coronavirus scare, proving once again Dems will complain about anything. Their concern is fake ... which is convenient, since it's Fake News Friday!

Well, the "Bloom" is off the debate rose, huh? Bloomberg took a huge, unnecessary beating in Nevada for a state he's not even on the ballot for. Your thoughts about the debate, President Trump's epic response, and we play "What The Bleep"? on today's show.

It's Whatever You Want Wednesday! Trump pardons Blagojevich because he can. Bloomberg debates in a state he's not on the ballot for, because he can. We'll play crazy clips from The View, because we can. And you tell us whatever you want, because you can!

Bloomberg buys his way into the Nevada debate, but he still can't buy a win over Trump in 2020! Plus we play Redneck Price Is Right!

Coming out of a busy weekend, Trump rev-ed up his base at the Daytona 500, Bloomberg's running mate selection may have just put him on the endangered species list and Bernie has a Carrie moment on stage "...their all gonna laugh at you." We've got it all here and more!!!

Trump rocks "The Snake" (MKS Remix), Biden & Bloomberg campaign failures, "Too Many White People," and we play "WHAT THE BLEEP?!"

It's Whatever You Want Wednesday, your calls and Open Mics decide where the show goes. In other news, Bernie and Buttigieg split delegates in New Hampshire, Trump takes on the Blue States, and Crazy Joe has gotta go!

Michael Bloomberg won the first New Hampshire primary vote in Dixville Notch, taking 3 of the 5 registered votes. What does it mean??? ... Nothing. But it's fun to watch! Especially for Iowa. We talk primaries and play Millennial Match Game today!