The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
Show overview
The Luxury Podcast has been publishing since 2021, and across the 5 years since has built a catalogue of 193 episodes, alongside 50 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 110 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 2026th season.
Episodes typically run twenty to thirty-five minutes — most land between 28 min and 40 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 days ago, with 39 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 92 episodes published. Published by Audio Always.
From the publisher
William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join etiquette experts, William and Jonathan, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life.Get in touch with William and Jonathan at [email protected] or join the Luxury Private Members' Club at https://www.patreon.com/cw/luxurypodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest Episodes
View all 193 episodesNew Pipes and Holiday Confusion
Hangovers
Dirty Hands and Rolling Pins
Festivals
Master Blaster & Alternate Etiquette Experts
Takeaways
Scented Bin Bags and the Discharge Boys
Cleaning The Kitchen
Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings
Sleep
S2026 Ep 28Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem
Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 27Bins
Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 26New Laws and Doggy Period Pants
On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 25Public Transport
William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 24Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind
On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener.You can watch William's slideshow over on Patreon. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 23Buffets
William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 22Neck Cracking and A Luxury Birth
Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering massages, neck cracking, accidental wind, and the most luxury way to be born (obviously it's to the sweet tones of William and Jonathan's voices).Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 21Hotels
This week, William and Jonathan are chatting about Hotels! They'll be covering booking mishaps, unsavoury guest behaviour, and ladies of the night!If you want to suggest an upcoming episode or chat to the boys on a group chat, join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 20Piers Vernon-Smith and Sebastian Hanson
Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering personalised registration plates, luxury middle names, and Barb's baps. Plus, we almost have to call an ambulence due to Jonathan's chapping!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2026 Ep 19Games
Welcome back to another episode of the Luxury Podcast! For those of you in our Luxury Member's Club, you'd have recently watched Jonathan and William show their competitve sides in our Games special. Well today, it's time for more games! The boys will be chatting about escape rooms, cheaters, and forced fun!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.