
The Lotus Effect
Health, happiness, and the pursuit of a higher consciousness with some Tech Tips thrown in.
PhoneBoy and Pheonix
Show overview
The Lotus Effect has been publishing since 2021, and across the 5 years since has built a catalogue of 244 episodes. That works out to roughly 490 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence, with the show now in its 145th season.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 36m and 2h 31m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Religion & Spirituality show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 days ago, with 25 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2023, with 61 episodes published. Published by PhoneBoy and Pheonix.
From the publisher
Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!
Latest Episodes
View all 244 episodes234 - Hot Mess Express
233 - Nerd Knobs
232 - Java Abuse
231 - Penis Pilates
230 - Insertion Fail Wrong Hole
229 - Whore Muff
228 - Desginated Spokeshole
227 - Wiirdinations 210:69
226 - Slutty Siren
225 - Black Tar Sugar
224 - Bevrosing
223 - Wrong Number of Vowels
222 - Back on our Balls
221 - Do You Brain

Ep 220220 - Ass-pert
EYour favorite petalheads discuss drama queens, nature and your diet, fiber, GLP-1s and scurvy, sleep, ADHD, and the petalheads weigh-in on their first red-pill moment.

Ep 219219 - Gasoline and Garlic
E“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Disclaimer: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. I receive a small commission at no cost to you when you make a purchase using my links. Links: Why one nostril feels blocked: The nasal cycle swaps airflow about every two hours How to Lose Visceral Fat (And Why Most Advice Gets It Wrong) Dark Calories by Dr. Cate Shanahan Patients alarmed after common medical device is linked to 7 deaths and hundreds of injuries Just Say No Has the Internet Become The Tower of Babel Live Tarot Reading w/Cbd Tarot De Marseille Some People Keep Razor-Sharp Minds Into Their 80s and Beyond. A New Study Reveals Their Secrets What Is ‘Boy Kibble?’ The Simple High-Protein Meal Trend That’s Going Viral ADHD May Not Be A Disorder After All FDA Announces Bottled Water Recall: More Than Half a Million Gallons Packaged Under 'Insanitary Conditions' Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Wiirdo Sharky We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: The Lotus Effect Feedback Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Subscribe to The Lotus Cafe on YouTube Subscribe to PhoneBoy Speaks Again on YouTube Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App.

Ep 218218 - Dollar Store Grindr
E“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Disclaimer: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. I receive a small commission at no cost to you when you make a purchase using my links. Links: Ultraprocessed Foods As Addictive As Tobacco, Researchers Say Target Cuts Synthetic Colors From Beloved Breakfast Food 'I thought I was losing my mind.' For menopausal women, a new diagnosis is on the rise. Live Tarot Reading w/Starborn Arcana Tarot Forget Fibermaxxing. Dietitians Say Fiberlayering Is Better for Your Gut More than 220m children will be obese by 2040 without drastic action, report warns What you've been told about eggs and cholesterol is wrong, doctors now say Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: The Lotus Effect Feedback Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Subscribe to The Lotus Cafe on YouTube Subscribe to PhoneBoy Speaks Again on YouTube Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App.

Ep 217217 - Perfuckmylife
E“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Disclaimer: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. I receive a small commission at no cost to you when you make a purchase using my links. Links: 5 Dangers Hiding in Your Processed Food Why have Americans turned against this lifesaving medication? Microplastics found in prostate tumors in small study Starborn Arcana Tarot 'PMI' Is All Too Common. Here Are The Symptoms — And What To Do If You Notice Fibermaxxing Is a Diet Trend Even Nutritionists Can Love Middle-aged men may be aging faster due to 'forever chemicals' Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: The Lotus Effect Feedback Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Subscribe to The Lotus Cafe on YouTube Subscribe to PhoneBoy Speaks Again on YouTube Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App.

Ep 216216 - LGBBQ
E“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Disclaimer: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. I receive a small commission at no cost to you when you make a purchase using my links. Links: At 82, he’s as fit as a 20-year-old. His body holds clues to healthy aging. Myopia is driven by how we use our eyes indoors, new research suggests RFK Jr. claimed that keto diets cured schizophrenia. Here’s what science says. The Lotus Cafe: Chicken Wings "Live Tarot Reading w/BQLXBABLT Beginners Tarot Deck Drink coffee to prevent dementia? It’s not so far-fetched. Trump order to promote weedkiller sparks fury in MAHA movement Toxic exposure creates disease risk over 20 generations, epigenetic inheritance study suggests Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: The Lotus Effect Feedback Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Subscribe to The Lotus Cafe on YouTube Subscribe to PhoneBoy Speaks Again on YouTube Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App.

Ep 215215 - Tech Blue Balls
E“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Disclaimer: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. I receive a small commission at no cost to you when you make a purchase using my links. Links: Glyphosate: What Indigenous communities have suspected for years about the dangers of the herbicide More Than 20 Popular Candies Tested Positive For Toxic Levels of Arsenic Can a Keto Diet Really Help With Depression? Studies Offer Insight Selling Sickness Book Live Tarot Reading w/Soha Mystic Tarot When Government Subsidies Stopped, Doritos Got 15% Cheaper These two habits are linked to more than a third of all cancer cases Eat less meat, France urges, for sake of health, climate Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Mama T We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: The Lotus Effect Feedback Follow Pheonix on the Dong! (Mastodon) Follow PhoneBoy on the Dong! (Mastodon) Subscribe to The Lotus Cafe on YouTube Subscribe to PhoneBoy Speaks Again on YouTube Voicemail: +1 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash) If you're not into PayPal, we also take Fiat Fun Coupons via Cash.App.