The Loregoyfs

The 'Goyfs welcome Justin back. Listen in to find out how many times he can mispronounce characters from the Children of the Nameless. In the second segment, the 'Goyfs gush about new Ravnica Allegiance cards. This week's sponsor is the Great Rakdos Bake Show. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The 'Goyfs effervesce over the gift story Children of the Nameless by Brandon Sanderson. They begin raving and discussing the novella, with minimal spoilers from only the first third. In the second half the 'Goyfs reveal the premise of their upcoming D&D Ravnica game then talk about their experiences at GP Portland. Justin will return like Aragorn in the next episode. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The 'Goyfs interview Nicky Drayden, speculative fiction author and writer of the guild stories for Guilds of Ravnica and Ravnica Allegiance. She answers serious questions on writing craft, the inclusion of micro-aggression, and also whether she would prefer to fight fight 100 duck-sized Nicol Bolases or one Nicol-Bolas-sized duck. After the interview, the 'Goyfs reveal their podcasting plan for the episodes bridging the upcoming story desert with maximum flavor and fun. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The 'Goyfs sit round a big card table, tuck their extra playmats under their chins, and dig into an extra heaping of Selesnya story by Nicky Drayden. In part two, the Green goobers share all they're thankful for in Magic. This episode is sponsored by Smalley’s Wurmopedic. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The ‘Goyfs gab about the grisly glory of Death’s Precious Moments by Nicky Drayden and how it's really a Project Runway: Golgari. In the second segment, the ‘Goyfs give a how-to about becoming a lich. And, honestly, aren’t liches just misunderstood? Then they talk about the new flavor of the boxtoppers of UMA, which stands for Ultimate Masters and has nothing to do with Uma Thurman. NOTHING, YOU FOOLS! This episode is sponsored by Mushroom of the Month. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

This week the 'Goyfs talk about the importance of representation across the Multiverse, from the Gruulfriends, Chandra + Nissa, to Alesha, to the big-butted Kynaios and Tiro. In the second half the 'Goyfs (continue to) embarrass themselves by playing the dating game with a booster pack of Guilds of Ravnica. This episode is sponsored by Tempest Dijon Mustard. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

Join the 'Goyfs in a retelling of Clans and Legions by Nicky Drayden, or: Halo and Horns, a buddy cop drama between one up-and-coming minotaur and a down-on-her-luck angel. In the second part, the 'Goyfs admit which Magic cards scare them---which cardboard shuffles their nerves the wrong way--which foils causes their psyches to warp. This week's episode is sponsored by Legionnaire's Appliances. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

Thank you for your patience, patrons! Due to a Sinister Sabotage by wily Dimir agents, this week's episode was delayed. No, that's a lie. We Goyfs goofed. What we did do is discuss TESTING THE DARK WATERS by Nicky Drayden, and the waters be fine. Other than the fatbergs, that is. In part two, we share our thoughts about a certain comic book cover, and then for something completely different: the dating game played with GRN cards! Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

Nothing says true love like selective memory loss. Join the 'Goyfs this week in our reenactment of Nicky Drayden's Magic Story Under Cover of Fog. Our returning sponsor for this episode is House Dimir. We have nothing bad to say about that guild. Nope. Definitely not. Great people. Well dressed, too. Great coats. Put a few gold coins in Michelle’s Chalice: https://thechalice.causevox.com/michelle-rapp Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

No Magic Story this week. No justice in this world, but at least Vraska gets vengeance on Ravnica. Hang out with the ‘Goyfs and talk about GRN story cards, more flavor wins, and prerelease play. Shoutout to Michelle’s cats pushing everything over, and thank you to Yosh for editing out most of their ruckus. Put a few gold coins in Michelle’s Chalice: https://thechalice.causevox.com/michelle-rapp Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

The Goyfs slaver and foam with enthusiasm over their first flavor favorites from Guilds of Ravnica. Starting 28:50 hear about our new sponsor, a cloaked figure with three collars hanging out in Moon Market, who definitely looks trustworthy. Then the Goyfs talk about House Dimir and the various conspiracy theories surrounding this guild of simple librarians and couriers. Confirmation: Yes, each GRN pack contains a guildgate in place of its basic land. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

Hear about Vivien Reid putting on her black cloak and avenging the night, and by night we mean nature. And by nature we mean MONSTROSAUR! Rawwrrr! Legionnaires, the Boros Parade begins at 22:09 with this week's sponsor: Battalion in a Can. Become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs And give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs Errata: AE meant to refer to Garruk's Packleader. Garruk's Companion is another example of him forming a pack of his own.

In our best episode yet, the 'Goyfs reenact and discuss Unbowed: Part II by Cassandra Khaw. Then they put on their mizzium cerebral-accelerators to talk Izzet, touch electrodes, and invent pumpkin spice. This week's sponsor is Ral Zarek Hair & Scale Creme. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And, and, and now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

The 'Goyfs reenact the Magic Story of Vivien Reed: Unbowed, Part 1, by Cassandra Khaw. Sometimes fangs and bee arrows don't mix, and the 'Goyfs share their concerns and excitement. Starting at 23:00, AE invites Justin and Bob to join the Selesnya Conclave. Once they hear the dryad's song there will be no escape from Mat'Selesnya's love. This episode is sponsored by Selesnya Prep. And Card Kingdom! Feed the 'Goyfs with our affiliate link: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And, and, and now on Patreon! (We forgot to announce it during the show, but lucky you for scrolling down and being one of the first to discover the link.) https://www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

'Goyfs gab about Golgari gorgons and the Guildpact. Get it! This week's sponsor is from the Orzhov Syndicate. Don't be scared! Be funded by Vizkopa Bank. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs

You want it, we got it: all the talk about the final episode of the Chronicle of Bolas. This episode sponsored in part by Magic itself. Here's to another twenty-five years. Justin disappeared in a puff of rainbows but left this message in a bottle: "Loved how Ugin drew Yasova and her family to his grave to confront Bolas and save Tarkir." Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs

In this double-headed episode, the 'Goyfs gab about the Chronicle of Bolas: A Familiar Stranger and Perspectives. This week's advertiser: the Artful Bite featuring Vaevictis Azmadi. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs

The 'Goyfs gaggle about flavor wins from Commander 2018, not to be confused with Core Set 2019, which came back from the future. This week's sponsor: Arixmethes Cruises. Continuing sponsor: Card Kingdom. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs After the break, we throw Gideon and another iconic White Planeswalker, Elspeth, into a Cabal Pit to see who is best at feeling the worst about themselves. Plus, some Ajani---meow!

The 'Goyfs gab about the Chronicle of Bolas: Blood and Fire. After a sponsored ad by the Antiquities Roadshow, Michelle, AE, and Nick compare and contrast different shades of Black Planeswalkers, mostly Liliana and Ob Nixilis. Thanks to Nick Prince (@nicknprince)for joining the 'cast today. Justin will return for the next episode. Find the most flavorful lands, creatures, and spells at Card Kingdom, using our affiliate link: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs Credit to freesfx.co.uk for the crowd walla used in the ad.

The 'Goyfs gab about the new Magic Story Chronicles of Bolas: Whispers of Treachery. What is Ugin's current color identity anyway? 26:20: The 'Goyfs know it's not easy being Green, and they compare the Planeswalkers Garruk and Vivien. This episode is sponsored by Palladia Mors' Fishing Tours and Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs

An off week for a story is an on-week for announcing a casting call for RAVNICA! The Musical. The 'Goyfs improvise a few songs and talk about how you can get involved in creating a Magic musical. Card Kingdom is our new sponsor. Support them and us by using this associate link: www.cardkingdom.com/loregoyfs In the second half of the episode the 'Goyfs discuss color theory for shards as they relate to the five elder dragons.

The 'Goyfs yammer about the Chronicle of Bolas: Things Unseen along with their experience at GP Vegas. This episode sponsored by Card Sleeve Man. Also, avens are the worst.

This week the 'Goyfs cover two Magic Stories in the Chronicle of Bolas: The Twins and the First Lesson. Instead of an ad, we have coverage of the Lore Tour.

The 'Goyfs put a bow tie on the final episode of the Dominaria Magic Story, with a bonus Bob, the Dark Confidant. In part two we talk about AE's Greater Lich Theory, the diversity of Valor's Reach, the writer of M19 story series, Kate Elliott, and our closing thoughts on the Dominaria story. Gideon’s Reproach theme by Bauman Music.

Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! Yargle! And the joy of Battlebond. Episode sponsored by Toothy's Little "i" Breakfast Cereal Bites; you won't be able to adequately quantify how good they are!

After celebrating the story episode about Slimefoot, we hear a few words from our sponsor, Sram & Baan, attorneys at law. Then the 'Goyfs discuss their concerns about retcons and the apparent regression of Jace's character. At the end, Michelle and Justin potentially embarrass themselves predicting what upcoming set was announced last Friday.

The 'Goyfs talk about Episode 9 of Dominaria - The Pyromancer Quips Back/Revenge of the Avatar/Ready Player Jace. This podcast brought to you by Belzenlok, but in a way, aren't they all?

The 'Goyfs yammer about episode eight of the Dominaria story, crowd surfing through the Blind Eternities, and the vital importance of Slimefoot. This podcast brought to you by Code Black, your first choice for removing Llanowar Elves or damn near anything else.

In which the 'Goyfs gnaw hoary bones while discussing detective Teferi and the case of the Deathless Dead Man. Includes a short episode from the Artful Bite, hosted by Mavren Fein.

The Loregoyfs talk about Dominaria Episode Six: Return of the Teferi. Then they share some of their flavor favorites from MTGDom. This episode sponsored by YargleFast.

The Goyfs are back from GP Seattle, and talk about the newest Episodes for Dominaria! Also, the winner of our giveaway is announced! Sponsored by Jhoira's Time Water.

In which the Loregoyfs join Jhoira as she assembles the mightiest crew on Dominaria, AND WE PREMIERE OUR FIRST PREVIEW CARD!! https://imgur.com/a/aXz7S (also we try to rap. badly.)

After the drought of episodes we come back with a flood of Magic story. We celebrate not one but two Dominaria episodes. As discussed in the episode, here's a link to more lore: http://mtg.gamepedia.com/Main_Page For instance, on closer reading we see that Dakkon was made a Planeswalker, after much blood and ado.

The 'Goyfs talk and rap about the two prodigies of Tolaria: Jhoira and Teferi. Who made the biggest mistakes? Did Teferi really propose to Jhoira? This episode sponsored by Weatherlight Airlines. Note: We're aware of the sound glitches in this episode, and we're sorry.

The Loregoyfs tiptoe through Dominaria’s history as it relates to Karn, charting the silver golem’s creation by an amoral Planeswalker to his Liberation into the Modern format. Episode includes Sram & Baan testimonials and was sponsored by Karn Oil.

The Loregoyfs talk about the epilogue to the Rivals of Ixalan story. The 'Goyfs effuse over members of the Gatewatch potentially changing colors, touch on Jace's new bod, and then break for a few words from our sponsor, Orazca Park. Starting at 31:04, AE attempts a summary of Dominarian history, ordered chronologically and discussed block by block. Can he do it without going insane and or creating a time rift? Find out! As mentioned by AE, a resource for Dominaria: http://multiverseinreview.blogspot.nl/2015/01/timeline.html Jeska, Warrior Adept cosplay: https://twitter.com/AEMarling/status/930460641604669441

The Loregoyfs are joined by a long-time fan, Bob. Together they are the ones who tell the story about Elenda upstaging everyone, AS SHE SHOULD. Also, does riding a three-headed elder dinosaur give you the right to be emperor? Episode sponsored by Sun Empire, Inc.

Sabotage: Adventure into the fifth story of Rivals of Ixalan, wherein the Loregoyfs discuss Azor, Ugin, and Nikky B himself. The ‘goyfs go on to gab about Magic’s new ship in a bottle, the Vrace Pact. Will true love survive a long-distance relationship with a mind wipe? Episode brought to you by the EAPC (Energy Addiction Prevention Council).

The Loregoyfs break down the third story from Rivals of Ixalan, talk about color identity, and put on their tin foil hats once again in light of some sphinxy revelations. Sponsored by Sram & Baan, LLP.

The Loregoyfs dig into the second Rivals of Ixalan story, muse over how Angrath's reunion with his family might go down, and discuss their flavor fails and wins. Music for "Humility" is by Tristan Lohengrin.

The Loregoyfs take on the first story in Rivals of Ixalan, "The Flood". We venture into realms involving defenestration, Miley Cyrus, and deep explorations of the self.

The Sarcophaguys are back with their insights on "World Class" and the world of Bablovia. Also we may just be a bunch of squirrels in a human suit. WHO KNOWS?

AE, Zach and Michelle finally do what we've wanted to do FOREVER: Analyze color identities of our favorite Star Wars characters (and not so favorite characters). Also, PORGS.

We're back with our insights and takes on Unstable!

We're back to discuss the new details revealed in the Planeswalker's Guide to Ixalan! Sponsored by Mavren Fein's cooking show, "The Artful Bite".

After a long, long hiatus, we're back to give you Ixalan story, "The Race, Part Two", and talk about the Ixalan backstory. We're also excited to debut our newest Loregoyf, AE Marling! At some point, we will release the rest of our Ixalan story, but it's a bit of a garbled mess right now.

The Loregoyfs finally give their insight and interpretation of the first story of the new plane - Ixalan! Also, dinosaurs! Music track: Mistmurk - Fizz

The Loregoyfs return from a long hiatus, and launch right into the last few stories of Hour of Devastation!

The Loregoyfs discuss the latest story in Hour of Devastation, "Favor," and talk about their favorite and not-so-favorite flavor cards in the new set. This episode brought to you by our newest sponsor, "Grixis Flyng." Yes, that's Fling with a "y" instead of an "i."

In this episode, the Loregoyfs discuss the latest story from Hour of Devastation, "Hour of Promise," and LGTBQIA representation in Magic. This episode is brought to you by Hapatra's Mark and the kid's table at your local game store.