The Late Late Capitalism Show

Golden Horseshoe? Green Belt? Is this an environmental scandal or a freaking fashion show? Right? Right? Anyways bug Chance to make him watch Welcome to Marwen for the next episode.

DJ, gimme a beat! Dean and his big head shows that he’s got street cred. He’s stacking dough like it’s wheat bread. And then he brings up and article that he wishes he read. Uhnn. Lemme hear ya say “Uhnn” Uhnn. https://podcast.cfrc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/LLCS-Aug-18.mp3

The gang is back after a 3.5 month hiatus to discuss some of their favourite subjects – right wing media cannibalism (Chance), Magic: The Gathering (Dean), and our costumer in chief, Justin Trudeau (Jesse).   https://podcast.cfrc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/LLCS-132-Reup.mp3

CONTENT WARNING: From minute 45 to minute 46 Jesse tells a revolting story about a guy who pissed out his leg. If you want to understand what that means you’re welcome to find out, but don’t come crying back to me afterwards. This week we’ve got a surprisingly feel good triple feature of beer, bods, and municipal elections in foreign countries. First we celebrate the win of Brandon Johnson in Chicago’s mayoral race before bemoaning Bud Light turning their back on their loyal mouth-breathers. Then Jesse takes us on a tour of the hallowed halls of the Bodybuilding Forum . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

School sucks . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

We’re back, baby girl. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

After admiring the Ukrainian people’s embodiment of our brave mega-franchise characters, we consider black horse Toronto mayoral candidate Chris Skye. Then Jesse walks us through the Orwellian horror of 15 minute cities, and Dean unveils our sister show: 24 Shades of Blue. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

This week the show adds a fourth host so that they can adequately plumb the depths of the male psyche. We have Chance, the unorthodox pickup philosopher. Jezze, the former athlete. The cold and calculating Dean, and Grace, the girl. They analyze the moves of some of Canada’s top players past and present. Join them in the VIP lounge for the most fun you can have with your chunky bracelet on. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

The boys meditate on the humble groundhog and what they have to offer society. Then we talk about Saudis grappling the WWE, Toronto cops lying and stealing, and say goodbye to Kingston’s greatest law enforcer. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

The boys dig into the new year with a news round up and mourning the loss of the most important woman in our lives. Topics include resolving to be Worse, gas stove apologia, Poland’s greatest mind, and modest M&Ms. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

A lovely time of year full of gays and cheer. The crew does a rundown of every major event of 2022, and make sure you listen all the way through for a surprise (and sad) ending. Stay frosty, folks. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

This week the crew gets hot and heavy talking about the neko waifu desu french maid aesthetic and how it has influenced our lifestyle and promiscuity. We go legs first into big thick thighs and knee high socks. How does jesse look with a garter belt? You be the judge. Just kidding, we discuss the Medically Assisted in Dying program and its pros and cons. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Chance and Jesse start today’s show by officially denouncing Kanye “Ye” West. We are the only members of the pod brave enough to take on the world famous, multimillionaire rap artist. Meghan and Dean could/would not be reached for comment (draw your own conclusions, listeners). Then, Jesse and Chance chop it up talking about Canada’s top-tier kids animation networks, YTV and Teletoon. Mostly YTV, admittedly, as we were fascinated by the rich Uh Oh lore. It’s slime time so let’s goo for it. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

It’s a show all about updates and no dates! Jesse discusses the ongoing CUPE dispute and what the future may look like with strikes. Then Dean and Meghan, the second hottest couple on the show (#Chesse forever), talk about why young people just aren’t having sex. We have our theories as to why, but definitely chime in and let us know why you’re all so sexless. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

It’s time for everyone’s favourite semi-annual exercise in futility, the municipal elections. Kingston has a whole crop full of new councillors with hope in their eyes and wild, fanciful thoughts in their heads. We discuss the numerous ways in which these councillors could help push Kingston to a new frontier in gentrification and anti-homelessness, and then we give them a Fear Factor style challenge because Meghan said we aren’t allowed to do a Fuck Marry Kill for them. We also talk about our piece of shit incumbent mayor, and end on a hopeful note with a discussion of the coming labour action with CUPE local 1480. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

After a regrettable hiatus the crew is back with Zoomer correspondent Grace to investigate the latest cavalcade of clowns Ontario’s municipal elections have to offer. We look at which Kingston mayor to vote for, and discuss the impending pickleball revolution. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

It’s time for one of our acclaimed, semi-annual, semi-coherent dives into Canadian history. We’re back to La Belle Province to take about one of the wildest long weekends in world history, Montreal’s Labour Day weekend of 1972. This 4 day stretch has got it all, including 3 short kings doing amazing things, nationally significant arson, class dynamics, and lawsuits both frivolous and serious. All that and so much more as we discuss the weekend where Montreal became an IRL Grand Theft Auto game. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

We’re back after a self-imposed exile (Jesse forgot the password to the account) and we’re talking all things queen. We start by welcoming the Queen of Silly Voices back to the show, before transitioning to talk about the rise of one queen (Pierre) and the fall of another (Lizzie). Also Chance’s computer exploded a few times while he was trying to access the dark web, so let’s get an RIP in the chat for that, but nobody else. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Chance starts this week off by trying to hold an honest to God intellectual lecture about the necessity of questioning police narratives. He does a great job until Jesse and Dean start dream casting the Conservative Kingdom Hearts. While on the subject of Feds, the gang discuss Queen Romana Didulo’s most daring move yet – arresting the entire Peterborough PD. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Don’t go nuclear, it’s no secret that we’re back with another episode. We spend this episode actively waging a war on info by discussing the Mar-A-Lago Raid and the Alex Jones Trial. We also have Dean read a typically putrid piece on the evils of universal dental care and why privatisation is the only way forward. They grow all these Op-Ed writers in test tubes which explains their flat faces and empty heads. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

A real horned up, mishmash of topics on this week’s show. We start off by discussing the end of a great tyrant who was finally fell by the aftershocks of #MeToo. Then we transition into discussing Hockey Canada’s sexual assault coverup fund. Our boys posit what they believe is the only way to fix hockey culture – drag queens. Give the queens skates and sticks . We round it out by debating over the celibacy status of Mario characters. . The P4W Memorial Collective is raising funds for the Prisoners’ Justice Day of Healing. Please donate if you can: https://www.gofundme.com/f/prisoners-justice-day-healing-circle-2022 . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Attention all podcasts – you have been put on notice. The greatest joke of all time has been told in this edition of the Late Late Capitalism Show. You do not need to record any additional audio because the medium has peaked. If you are able to make it past the first 5 gutbusting minutes with your funnybone still intact, you will hear discussions about all manner of things including: The Conservative Leadership Debacle Our Top Tips to Beat the Heat The Squad Getting Arrested The New Elvis Movie Where he is 3% Less Fuckable The New Minions Movie Where the Minions are 3% More Fuckable If that tantalising list doesn’t get your sirloins sizzling, I don’t know what does . The P4W Memorial Collective is raising funds for the Prisoners’ Justice Day of Healing. Please donate if you can: https://www.gofundme.com/f/prisoners-justice-day-healing-circle-2022 . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

The Gong can’t help it, they’re Falun all over themselves during a spirited discussion about Kingston’s Artfest. The event truly had it all. Face painting, live music, a booth handing out Chinese anti-communist propaganda. After creating an international incident and slandering a notoriously litigious cult, Jesse, Chance, and Dean pitch some get rich quick schemes that will disrupt and gigify some of Canada’s longest standing institutions. Let us know which is your favourite so we can immediately start the prototyping phase. God we need this so badly please. . The P4W Memorial Collective is raising funds for the Prisoners’ Justice Day of Healing. Please donate if you can: https://www.gofundme.com/f/prisoners-justice-day-healing-circle-2022 . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Jesse acts as a cooler Morpheus this week, offering us a choice between 3 poison pills. First we pop a benzo and journey through a psychonautic adventure with our favourite Dark Professor. Later we coat our arms in fent to find a hidden truth about police safety. Finally we look at WaPo’s top picks for the 2024 Democratic nominee in an experiment with the Class A Controlled Substance known as Electoralism. . The P4W Memorial Collective is raising funds for the Prisoners’ Justice Day of Healing. Please donate if you can: https://www.gofundme.com/f/prisoners-justice-day-healing-circle-2022 . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

This week the all male throuple return to tell you that inflation is scary, poor people have children (and that’s bad?) and the adoption industry is a terrifying market. Join us as we unleash our frustration on the world this week, and maybe hear us get down and nasty with it. . The P4W Memorial Collective is raising funds for the Prisoners’ Justice Day of Healing. Please donate if you can: https://www.gofundme.com/f/prisoners-justice-day-healing-circle-2022 . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Meghan left us home alone so that’s why we haven’t recorded in 2 weeks. We all live in one house and sleep in one big bed. It’s a racecar. We don’t know how to turn on the stove, let alone upload the files. We finally figured it out in time to discuss the world’s many happenings, like the war, Uvalde, and even the election in Colombia. Then we get sidetracked for 30 minutes talking about Officer Junior Cheeseburger having a panic attack at the mere mention of fentanyl. Did you know that fentanyl exposure leads to 40% of police hospitalizations? Google “cops 40%” for more info. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

The Semi-Annual Election Half-Time(?) and/or Post-Game Misery Show featuring Jesse, Chance, Meghan, Dean, and Perhaps Doug Ford???? . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

The gang rejects the very notion of discussing current, horrific events and decides to turn that FM dial back to 2005 and talk Butt Rock. We explore the rise and fall of the genre, interrogate its relationship to early 2000s politics, and share our insights into some of the worst bands of all time. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Our apes have escaped. I repeat – our apes have escaped! The boys (sans Meghan) discuss the truly shocking crypto crash. Seriously, who could have predicted that an ape themed computer coin would fail? After slurping the tears of crypto bros, the focus switches to the inevitable, all consuming provincial election. That’s right. We’re doing another one. Ontario’s big four are scrutinised and analysed. Who’s going to win? The fans. And also the mutant elite that back Dougie’s bold anti-planet pavement plot. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

We all knew it was coming, but even still it knocked the wind out of us. The gang discusses the American Supreme Court’s leaked opinion calling for Roe v. Wade to be overturned and whether the court should exist at all (it shouldn’t). Then Jesse tells us the secret history of the Kingston Pen riot they won’t tell you on the tour.. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

The gang decides to have a low-key hang out sesh rather than burden you with more terrifying news. We ramble about O.J., furries, the Depp-Heard trial, and the Northman. Finally Dean does a half-assed attempt at parsing the latest conservative populism screed from the National Post. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Last week Chance’s computer exploded after 39 consecutive hours on the Dark Web searching for Property Brothers’ Yaoi, so we lost last week’s recording. Thankfully, we got right back up on that horse and got things right this time. The gang covers a myriad of topics, including #HillWatch2022 and the twisted tale of the brewing Conservative civil war. Not that one. A much dumber, uglier battle between Ontario’s PCs, the New Blue Party, and the creatively named “Ontario Party.” It’s like Alien vs Predator, but if the alien was also a predator. Not the cool space kind, but the kind that can’t be within 500m of a school. Whoever wins, we lose . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

The polycule is down to a threesome this week as Chance had to go up to Ottawa to spring Randy from the slammer. Undeterred, Jesse, Meghan, and Dean discuss the good (JFK-8 Union), the bad (surging covid cases in schools), and the ugly (Jimmy Hoffa’s ethnic heritage) in one of our most lucid and stupid episodes yet.   Meghan fans rejoice as she is the only one of the three that can read, so she’s got lots of interesting things to share about the historic Amazon labour victory. Also her and Jesse get into one of the dumbest debates in the show’s rich history. Trust me you don’t want to miss this one.   . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

A celebration for the ages . 1-0-0. When we started this podcast way back in January 2020 we never fathomed we’d make it here. But thanks to a little luck, and a lot of CSIS dark money, we pulled through. To celebrate, we all definitely made a coherently organized top 10 list of our personal picks for the Worst Canadian. Also Meghan said we’re not allowed to call people “ugly” anymore which makes the possibility of making another 100 of these things seriously in doubt :/ Twitter thread by @RahRahRaina   . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Anyone remember /mu/? . Oh Come-Ye and listen to these Neutral Milk-hoes Tell you all about the CBC online comedy “The Communist’s Daughter”. Our chat about the show’s finer points is preceded by a discussion about St Pat’s, KPD, and the Missing Magazine Mystery. The pigs are ornery, sore, and ready to slander some poor first year for the crime of imagined magazine theft. Thank you boys for your brave service! Lastly, the show ends off with Chance using his favourite new toy. 99 episodes in and we’ve finally found a way to automate the show. Thank god.   . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Damn, can we say that? . The gang brings in their Gay/Student Correspondent, Grace, to discuss St. Paddy’s plans at Queen’s, and then take them through the many monstrous anti-gay (and specifically anti-trans) bills that have been churning through the bowels of some of America’s worst states. Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” to New Hampshire’s quest to end conversion therapy and everything in between, above, and beyond. Yeah, it’s a tough conversation, but it’s one worth having. Plus, we’ve sweetened the deal by throwing in some extra Meghan lore for all the Megheads out there. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Cops Rock . So, slow news week, huh? The gang is back and taking a much needed break from Russia, Ukraine, and truckers. They chose to focus on two of their favourite things – International Women’s Day and the evil machinations of the RCMP. More specifically, Jesse provides the rundown on new information that has been released during the public inquiry into the Nova Scotia Shooting. Be warned, it is predictably grim. After laying out the chronology, the gang attempts to divine why this happens (spoilers, it doesn’t reflect well on the boys in red). To close us out, Jesse shares a brief anecdote of wrestling’s first anti-mask, anti-vaxx, anti-SJW promotion, “Control Your Narrative.” . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

We are too stubborn to say we are wrong (jk im sorry) . The World’s Most Correct Podcast is back to talk about Ukraine. Not the conflict itself (which since the time of recording has only gotten more insane), but rather the bloodthirsty and extremely racist online response. Turns out war is bad! At the end of the day, one thing is abundantly clear – Meghan had the chance to unite these warring nations with a voice so silly it could heal the world, but she chose not to. May God have mercy on her soul.. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Part 2 Looky Lou . A continuation of last week’s efforts. It’s a big teaching day folks! Jesse takes us on a journey through the life and times of Quebec culture and history. We have a good time learning about something we don’t necessarily care about. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

It’s never a snow day in Quebec . It’s a big teaching day folks! Jesse takes us on a journey through the life and times of Quebec culture and history. We have a good time learning about something we don’t necessarily care about. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Me when a girl comes over and I don’t want her to know i have 10 copies of Infinite Jest . This week the team uses their publicly available, easily accessible podcast to fight for the right liberals are trying to take from us: freedom of speech. Meghan leads a discussion on book bannings in schools and libraries, with Jesse sprinkling in the dumbest forbidden literature he could find. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

Where for art thou, Castro? . This week, after extending an olive branch on behalf of the gay community, we go all in on the nation-wide temper tantrum known as the Freedom Convoy. We talk fake truckers, fake indigeneity, and real Nazis. Who organized these protests? What have the cops been doing? Where exactly is Ram Ranch? After answering these pressing questions, we mourn the loss of Erin O’Toole and spitball on who next flesh golem the Tories coronate will be. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club  

Insane, got no brain . We’re left Chanceless this week, but we soldier bravely on. First, Dean talks Let’s Talk and the demented state of affairs that brought us to Bell dominating all discussions of mental health in this country. Then Meghan walks us through the Ukraine situation and the various hawks and halfwits that demand we get involved. Finally Jesse dares to ask: what makes the M&Ms so fuckable? . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club Resources: https://www.cfr.org/backgrounder/ukraine-conflict-crossroads-europe-and-russia https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/140129-protests-ukraine-russia-geography-history https://www.vox.com/2014/9/3/18088560/ukraine-everything-you-need-to-know https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/a-timeline-of-major-events-leading-up-to-the-current-russia-ukraine-crisis-1.5751379 https://thewell.unc.edu/2022/01/22/the-russia-ukraine-conflict/ https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56720589 https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/canada-orders-diplomats-families-to-leave-ukraine-1.5753445 https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/ukrainealert/ukrainian-diaspora-says-canada-must-do-more-to-back-ukraine-against-putin/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwEfqRa7uXk https://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/defence-watch/canadian-officials-who-met-with-ukrainian-unit-linked-to-neo-nazis-feared-exposure-by-news-media-documents https://www.vice.com/en/article/88ngmx/ukraine-war-far-right-decade-of-hate

This guy’s a little sussy 4 homeboys chatting it up about a chair and a p*do film director who’s really into graffiti and God. “It is the year 2025: Since the outbreak of the Corona virus in 2020, the world has not been the same: A communist system with a single world government has been established, English has been chosen as the world language, contacts have been reduced to a minimum. Christianity has been banned completely; the constitution how we knew it no longer exists. In Germany, a small group of young Christians start an underground revolution to reunite Christians and regain freedom.”   Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.   Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram:@llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

There’s a rat in my hat The gang is back with a delectable episode for you: a three course meal of the dumbest articles in the country. First, we envision our upcoming “democracy defense” invasion of the United States with John Ibbitson. From there we mourn the CBC’s loss of Tara Henley, and Jesse samples her earlier work. For dessert we sit down with the Dark Professor himself to demand, for the sake of the nation’s soul, that the bank returns his phone call. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected] and we promise to not report you to the authorities. Twitter: @llcscfrc Instagram: @llcs_cfrc Sister Shows From Embers Solidarity Winnipeg Podcast Monster Club

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