The Larry & Needles Show

we take groucho on a road trip

we put a hater in his place, Larry plays the worlds smallest harmonica, Needles huffs Mace

our special guest, Kiki, buys Larry & Needles a camera for podcasting, this is a test run. Larry dropped the ball on the audio but all's well.

we celebrate halloween the only way we know how, happy 420

we break our video cherry (if they show it)

We did it again, one more show closer to getting cancelled

A taco tuesday spectacular, 6 million tacos sounds like a lot. Ripped from the headlines we predict the future

Another great day with Larry & Needles.X @larryandneedles

Larry & Needles have a chat with Kiki

Listen up fuckers, Larry & Needles expound on the topics of the day

Larry works over Needles' junk, nude floor strippers and so much more

Mary joins us for the podcast and we discuss... nunya bizness

we talk turkey about the ins and outs of 9/11 with special guest Stoney

we take a trip back to a simpler time when we didn't care

Larry & Needles discus not being a shady bitch, people don't care, monkey with a fez, she's got a fancy cigarette holder, and the hopeium den.

we divulge our deepest secrets and laugh off the trauma

We meet a Peruvian banana farmer who shows us his lsd hawk, we get emotionally involved after we get MK' ultra-ed so back off. The comptroller prints a new letter to the Jim teacher and his devil aunt gets involved on ur tunnel to breakfast, can you buy me drugs in german? Larry is so gross

We tend to a donut shop fire in North Korea while trying to not be vaporized during a secret service helmet less bike ride. Space station porn is all the rage and we get on amazon's shit list. Larry od's on Maui wowie while watching space station porn.

We surf in a pool of mountain dew while the poop palace gets filled with visitors, we see a woman in distress on a bad bar date, SaTeLlites ArEn'T ReAl. Have you ever seen a white trash trailer beam hidden from the looky loo's. We compete in the brain wash boogie and perpetrate idiocy all while doin' cloak and dagger shit, pink hair police chaser is my new porn hub search after i hit up the bodega for a little debbie and a pop. Cutting coca cola from a clandestine flat earth fast food joint and i'll fight you if you drink milk with pasta, cereal water fuels larry as he tries to defund the brolice. There's a poll station pregnancy scare and we push JFK old lady over, have you ever met a 7 year old cereal killer, i have. Fuck there's a lot of assholes in here while mad max makes hash, we have an underwear robbery scare and AI gave me herpes. Here's the money shot mug shot while old men 69, here's a pizza and a rose my love and the sex pistols snap you awake at the MK ULTRA HONEY POT LUCK.

Jim Bongford is on the case as he slathers you in sunscreen while singing the national anthem. If you meet a Ollie run for the hills while drinking margaritas and making this country better, biden does the truffle shuffle and harbors ferrel kids to do his bidding. Have you ever robotic tripped while at thoms free clinic, %15 percent off your next procedure.

We bow down to the almighty iPhone while driving erratically through school zones, lead paint chips and salsa are served as an appetizer. We go through the alphabet while working with asbestos filled pencils and draw John Wayne cartoons while ripping heaters. The saga of Larry and the Neighbor takes a wicked turn while biden gets into a slapping match with a one armed vet, ships on the shore give treats to the poor. Gaytoven plays a slick lick while drinking with smoothies and eggs and nuts shouldn't be mixed. Shout out to the vets.

Happy birthday to the dealer of death just as Charles Bronson's street justice cafe opens up. Our core values are shaken as propaganda gets darker the deeper we dig, we follow the Chicago pusher to get tacos and larry starts a new side gig shaking babies. Q sends us Courtney Love as a gift while larry sputnik's over the onlyfans models sending pics. We invited Buzz Aldrin to a party on the moon and he punched needles in da face, peanut butter sandwiches with elvis's manager uncle tom aren't that great. twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

Bobby gives us bunk hash, are there jerk off booths for Pee Wee where he's going? A lady shaman shows Larry her tattoo at wedding while Larry professes he is a vessel for God, we get contacted by our new sponsor and Saddam's bad rap. Big Mike's chef makes his last meal, while DEWs make it too hot to swim, some time it's good to lose contact with your biker gang. Sound of freedom is killed by Hollywood and the worlds beyond the ice wall, also space is fake, Needles touches toilets, while we decipher the Challenger lie, everything's a cover up, retractable needles are the enemy's favorite weapon and the California bio lab has been producing evil alien pastors. twitter @larryandneedles

a certain TV star nibbles sniffs and rubs, blue pill red pill, term limits, Johnny's free clinic needs hangers, shape shifting robotic AI stewardess, Needles admires Larry's tan, airport hassles, Amsterdam seeds, green light red light, Larry is in the wrong, cops of the world, Oppenheimer/Hollywood lies, porno drive-in, the Ukrainian rip-off, besmirching of Needles, twitter @larryandneedles

As the saga of @larryandneedles can't get any worse, larry brings shade to needles as usual and needles defends himself while trying not to incriminate himself. We talk about not getting meddled with and used nylons, can you wrangle a horse. People are drunk

Like the title says, its time to get physical. larry gets waterboarded and we take a trip to mexico. Larry proposes an amazing with the secret service, follow us for taco recipes.

Larry throws branches and shade at the neighbor, Needles blasphemes, Larry prays for Needles but it's too late twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

special episode featuring a song parody based on a JJ Cale tune, lyrics written by Tiffany and Larry twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

Our neighborhood has been surrounded by Charlie, the weird neighbor from two houses down. WARNING, Trigger alert. If you have PTSD or enjoy wholesome content then this is the podcast for you, tell your church friends and the ladies in your bridge group

revolutionary war, nefarious politicians, everything runs on smoke? mrs. pac man catches fire, Larry runs on weed smoke, Einstein was a fraud, Larry loses a game of shuffle board to Needles, world renowned pool player Fats Domino, gang box slugs, Needles on trial and more. twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

formaldehyde in the air tonight, tranny serial killer, the flying ace, prince Larry, olde timer miner, evil is prevalent, Larry's giant joint, Needles says he'd screw Liz Chaney even though he doesn't even know who she is. twitter @larryandneedles

This one's a doozie, Larry eats Will Smith's salisbury steaks while recoding in a chicago studio. A dominatrix walks the dog, Bill Cosby's sweater gets untangled, Navy squeals on a pride reveal. Jizzlane maxwell fills her solitary hole and a bear tears upon repair

we discuss dog-11, Larry has an un-happy meal, No Shirt Nick beats Flavor Flav, illegal piercings, hoarders make good wives. twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

Larry tries to compete in the transcathalon, Sirhan Sirhan's forced hand, Charlie's angel, AC/DC penetration points, we open a whole new can of apples to feed to the diving horses. Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

Needles goes to the dead show, grazing in boys town, men are easier than women, danger at the YMCgay, Larry's pet cemetery, treason in punishment, train to Indian Ocean, LSD no hitter with Doc Ellis, how much does a Jewish funeral cost? Larry blesses his own holy water, piss in the tap water, time release pills. Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

don Anforth's takes a trip to Kentucky to scope out Noah's ark, Larry's enemies are coming for him and will an old pendant bring up new angry feelings. Like follow and subscribe @larryandneedles, leave a review as we watch don anforth go down the rabbit hole

don Anforth dates his teacher, pop pop falls down, freedom, snake charmer, city rats, Laurel Canyon brats, westside whitey, cocaine paste joints, fentanyl separator, evil spells on master tapes, Jonestown, 3 card monty, kiosk chaos, boosting batteries Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

Larry & Needles talk with don Anforth about the Korean war, are the freemasons real? Gettysburg artifacts are plentiful , can a dog spleen be put in a lab grown baby? Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

getting zapped, Needles completes the list, don Anforth contracts wolf hoof, someone's off target, wok'd away, sushi chef 3 times fast, knock-off swastikas, Sunday trucker mother fucker and airport fish. Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

Bob Sagat blues,DUHigh, car crashes, porn star handshake, tow yard, hotel drug bust, prostitute knowledge, the lost dog, the chrome snake. Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

"Casual" Matt visits the studio, Larry's new acronym for NASA, weird things at the music store, Larry's a passenger on guytanic. Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]

Larry and Needles with Kiki and Mark, bad bitches, star gates, hot jailbirds, cereal killers, serial killers, Ganges river, redacted documents, whore alley, hillbilly birthday party and more

hate crimes, selling shit,Italian Thor, Frenchie tales/p.t.cruiser, customs, crabs in Milwaukee, Larry, Needles, Mark and Kiki compare v.d. cases

wooden shoes are for fools, Mister Ed makes pancakes, Valiant Thor and lots more

Ava accuses Mark for hooking up with prostitutes at Larry's house, podcast cuts into Mark's nap time, Ava tells cops to take her yo jail and naked picture day at school.

Mark touches other peoples chips in Vegas, everglades crackheads, dogs on drugs and dogs eating pre-processed food.

Larry brings the enemy into the lab, Needles contemplates ratting out Larry to the feds. do I need Godzilla insurance if I go to Japan?

Larry talks about his prison purse, we discuss priest school, and getting caught writing a check to a prostitute.

extravaganza for your ears, a sheriff bumbles, Larry mumbles and Needles runs away with the spoon

more outta Mark from our 420 extravaganza. slight technical [email protected]