The Land Whale Murders

Hello all you beautiful creatures of various shapes, sizes, and genders it's your old friend the Land Whale Crew. We are so excited to announce Season 3 is in production. Hopefully it'll be released soon. But before it's out in the world we wanted to give you a taste of another fun audio drama. Un-titled! Listen to the first episode and then subscribe to it here: UN-TITLED Thank for listening and just so you know Buffalo buffalo buffalo. That's a clue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 26: There's No L in El Greco (Oh Wait Yes There Is, In That First Part) Everything seems wrapped up nicely ... except for one PIECE of the puzzle. The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 25: The Rhombus Inside Us All The Fair of Past and Future ... the great celebration and triumph of Cato Beech. It looks like he won. Oh well. At least let's have some chocolate. And hamburgers. And cotton candy. And soda. The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 24: The Most Bitter Cocoa is ... REVENGE! Hawthorne P. Westwood says he cracked the case. But will he share the credit with Eugene and Anjus? Will they be able to team up and bring down Onesimus Sweets? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 23: A Deep Frieze al Fresco Eugene and Anjus are trying to escape a frame job. Shaindel is trying to win an unwinnable election. Is there anything anyone can do? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 22: He Fried for Our Sins The dark machinations of Onesimus Sweets seems to continue unabated. But Eugene and Anjus are tired and worn out. Is there a way to stop any of this? Maybe a change of scenery will do them some good. The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 21: The Clean Plate Club They say it's always darkest before the dawn. But will Anjus survive her sewer plunge? And what about the fire at Eugene's brownstone? Danger, danger everywhere who knows what to think! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 20: A Tale of Two Villains Eugene helpless and in danger! Dora kidnapped! Can they be saved? Or is all lost? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 19: An Everything Bruegel With Lox The Bowl Moose! A great game is in the making. But will our friends and foes let a gridiron game go without incident? Maybe! Bully! Game on! THIS IS ALSO OUR MID SEASON FINALE! We'll be taking a short break but we'll be back with the conclusion to Chapter 2 soon! So don't worry! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 18: Art is a Dish Best Served Killed Shaindel and her campaign manager Dora Lopez try to gin up some votes. But Eugene and Anjus have troubles of their own. Can the right hand man to the villainous Flavius Flavors be of help? Or is Cato Beech going to stick by his candyman. Who's to know? You. If you listen. The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 17: Like Gum Stuck in the Hair of the Almighty Anjus and Eugene look for some new clients. But this detour into telegrams and fatty foods might lead to bigger trouble. Or a big payday hopes one Hawthorne P. Westwood. The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 16: I Can't Get No Bas Relief Hawthorne P. Westwood wants to bring down the candy baron Flavius Flavors. But can he? Can Eugene and Anjus help? And what of the Duke and Kame? Who is on the level and who is askew? I hope we find out soon? And quickly before The Big Stick outgrows his costume! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 15: A Carmel Called Caramel The sticky sweet mystery deepens as a new player enters the game. Will Eugene and Anjus make common cause with Hawthorne P. Westwood? And is Shaindel going to find success in politics? What else could we learn as we step into the grimy streets of 1896 New York? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chapter 14: Sweet Treats and Dark Desires A lot has changed in the lives of our heroes. Anjus Troop and Eugene Neddly become detectives of sort. Theodore Roosevelt has a new job. And Shaindel Blum is looking for her purpose. But there's some dark storm clouds on the horizon. Something sweet and deadly is afoot in New York City. But what? Well that's what we will find out! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prologue 2: The Art of the Steal Our second season begins as all good seasons due at Yale University. These eggheads are in for a rude awakening when a patchwork monster with a plan and ego to match breaks into the rare books library. The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and mastering by Martin D. Fowler. Editing assistance by Hannah Fairchild. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Season 2 is almost here! That makes us wonder ... what happened in season 1? A whole bunch of stuff! But if you want a quick reminder then give this a listen! If you want a longer reminder then re-listen before the new season drops! Want an even longer reminder? Put that season 1 into playlist and set to repeat! All Land Whale All The Time! Sounds like a party I would attend! Thanks for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Season Two of The Land Whale Murders is back! New episodes start on July 12th! Join us then! By being subscribed here. You did it! We love you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 13: THERE'S NAR WRIGHT WAY TO HUMPBACK A BELUGA The grand finale! Project Land Whale unleashed! Sword fights atop a whale! Goon v. Anjus. Shaindel v. Monger. Will Roosevelt come to the roo-cue? Is the city doomed? Can our heroes (or whatever Eugene is) prevail? You might pay for the whole seat ... but you're only going to use the edge!! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 12: AMBERGRIS FOR THE AMBER MILL Eugene and Anjus have been captured ... again. Pirate Penny is ready to reveal all! Who is she? What is Project Land Whale? All will be revealed! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 11: COUPLET I HARDLY KNOW HER After a daring wild goose chase it seems like Anjus and Eugene might finally be on the right track. But Pirate Penny has other ideas. And her goons have their own ideas. And probably hopes and dreams. But will any of that matter once PROJECT LAND WHALE is unleashed? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 10: IAMB MY OWN WORST CRETIC A mysterious letter arrived from the recently deceased Henry B. Lubbins. Will it solve everything? Will it blow Project Land Whale wide open? It's up to Eugene and Anjus! (that's no good.) The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 9: LEFT IN THE LARCH Maryanne was smackerled to death by the Blow Hole Gang! Police Commissioner Theodore Roosevelt seems to know a lot about mysterious hero The Big Stick! Eugene and Anjus are wanted for the murder of whale oil baron Henry B. Lubbins ... the third! Can anyone do anything right? Maybe Shaindel "Doubles" Blum ... maybe not! Will Project Land Whale be stopped? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 8: NEVER TRUST A SCOTCH PINE Eugene and Anjus escape a mob and end up in a burning building. The super hero Big Stick has made his big entrance. Is Maryanne ok? What about almost officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum? Can anyone stop Pirate Penny ... and what exactly is PROJECT LAND WHALE? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 7: SONATA IN G MYNAH ... BIRD The Four Elementals are not doing well. Hiram Blud was murdered. Eugene and Anjus have been caught and tied up by the Blow Hole Gang and it's villainous leader Pirate Penny. And Maryanne has serious problems with writers block and the Cowabungus Corporation. Is big whale oil and Henry B. Lubbins to blame? What of his shifty assistant Ellis E. Ellison? Or is there an even bigger bad out there? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 6: A PIGEON AMONGST FRIENDS Maryanne and Eugene confronted Blubberton CEO Henry B. Lubbins! Almost officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum was put in storage. Anjus is still kidnapped! It looks like Pirate Penny and The Blow Hole Gang hold all the cards! But it's time to shuffle the deck and deal a new hand! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 5: NOTHING LIKE A WRITING DESK Hiram Blud was murdered! But that's old news by now. What matters now is that Anjus Troup was kidnapped by Pirate Penny and The Blow Hole Gang! Can Eugene Neddly and Maryanne Blud save their friend? And will almost officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum and police commissioner Theodore Roosevelt be of any use? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 4: BLOW HARD, BLOWFISH! The day of The Great Shakespearian Bird Release has arrived! Eugene is ready to release all the birds! But will Pirate Penny stop the festivities? Will almost police officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum help catch a killer? And what about Anjus? She seems to have some secrets below the surface? The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 3: ACCIDENTLY ON PORPOISE Hiram Blud was murdered! Maryanne, Anjus, and Eugene are trying to solve the mystery. But the villainous Pirate Penny has her own plans. Luckily this scientifically minded trio have gotten the police involved. And it seems that Police Commissioner Theodore Roosevelt has a theory about the crime ... The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 2: FISH AND MURDER STINK The Four Elementals are down by one via death by swordfish! It's up to Eugene, Anjus, and Maryanne to stop it! But will the police help? Or will they hurt? And what about the Shakespearian Bird Release? Find out ... now! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com This episode is produced by: Jenny Turner Hall! Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAPTER 1: EEL THAT HEAVEN ALLOWS Our story begins with The Four Elementals - Maryanne Blud, Eugene Neddly, Hiram Blud, and Anjus Troop. A group of scientifically minded friends who find themselves drawn into a conspiracy! Will Eugene be able to complete his bird release! Will Anjus get her plants planted? Will Hiram be able to warn his friends? And will Maryanne get her poems published? Find out in this comedy of Gilded proportions! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com This episode is produced by Sam Harris! Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PROLOGUE: THE THRILL OF THE KRILL New York -- the Gilded Age -- a time of crime and villainy! What sort of evil lurks here in the heart of the city? Find out in this short prologue to Book 1: The Land Whale Murders -- a comedy of birders, murders, and ... a missing whale! The Land Whale Murders is a Roi Gold Production it was written by Jonathan A. Goldberg with music by Matt Roi Berger. It was directed by James Oliva with sound design and editing by Martin D. Fowler. Jordan Stillman is our production manager. for more information visit: www.landwhalepod.com Warning: this podcast contains depictions of violence, adult situations, historical inaccuracies, slang, outdated ideas, well meaning but flawed people, inappropriate jokes, anachronisms, and overall piffle and humbug, listener discretion is advised Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Avast ye landlubber and attend the tail of a whale! And a murder! Welcome to the trailer for the show of the land of the whale of the murders! Or just The Land Whale Murders! Enjoy! www.landwhalepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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