The Kyle Dunnigan Show

Craig's News Live starts off with Jokes On News— England declares the qualifications of a burger, an aquarium pinching pennies, and one woman's voting experience. Mr. Nichols does not seem concerned with the big election results, had a good day, and was happy to get some exercise while at work. Tina Tinsley Jackson, a new hire, is on her way to the show by train. Her ex-husband Michael Jackson is out of the hospital and has second thoughts about having Tina on CNL. Though Mr. Nichols is an anti-puppite, Craig agrees with him that things should be kept professional at the workplace. Michael Jackson has a bit of trouble with the high tech election map with some SNAFU's throughout the broadcast. Craig invites Scott Rouse on the show to analyze some photos of Mr. Nichols, Michael Jackson, and Craig. According to the FBI via Scott Rouse, Craigs's Pranks are not illegal. Craig answers some viewers questions before playing a few rounds of What's Elton John Even Talking About? and viewers submit their answers. There’s a reminder about the special election sale of $100 off The Rubulevets sweatshirt, and if an episode reaches 1000 likes, Mr. Nichol's house will get a new paint job. Craig moves on to Craig's News Got Talent with some impressive finalists. Mr. Nichols shows a talent of his own but he is not impressed. Craig pans over to see what his mom is doing but she is on the phone. Craig thanks viewers for their support and wraps up the episode with a game of Animals On Animals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's CNL starts off with Jokes On News— a man attempts to rescue a drunk woman in a tree, an aquarium throws a birthday party for a fish, and a flying car that goes 1500 ft in the air. Mr. Nichols joins the show and is in a good mood. He loves Craig's jokes but not his pranks. Mr. Nichols describes his busy day helping a neighbor clean out gutters before taking a shower (Fake Nichols News). Later on, Jessica moderates the big debate between Craig and Mr. Nichols with two special commercial breaks between questions. Craig takes viewer's questions, plays Nichols Pickles, receives breaking news about Michael Jackson in the General Hospital, and wraps up with a slightly disturbing Animals On Animals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is the Criag's News Live Halloween Spooktacular. Today's Jokes On News examine scary subjects such as the Kentucky Fried Chicken Firelog, the unusual best friend of a twelve year old boy, and a man who swallowed a toothbrush. Mr. Nichols joins the show and both he and Craig show viewers their Halloween costumes. On What's News With You? Mr. Nichols is still excited about his new car, but is he excited about what's on his windshield? Craig reminds viewers about the election special on Tuesday and the debate on Monday, then answers some viewers' questions before cutting to a quick commercial break and displaying some CNLien fan art. Submit your FArts to [email protected]! The T-shirt graph is now showing that Rebulevets has two friends and Mr. Nichols still has one. There's also news of a new hire at CNL after talking to the Sock Doc about Michael Jackson's condition. Craig shows a clip of what Michael has to say about CNL's newest employee. She will also be moderating the debate. Craig reveals two new exclusive Nichols Pickles T-shirts, answers more viewers' questions, and shows viewers the pumpkin he carved for Halloween. This episode concludes with Mr. Nichols reassuring Craig that no matter what happens next week, there will be no love lost and he will always be his friendly neighbor. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's episode of Craig's News Live begins with Jokes On News, brought to you by Rebulevets— an out of place lobster, a green puppy, a celebrity birthday party, and a diving whale. Mr. Nichols joins the show for What's News With You? after spending a long 6 hours in the car (Boring Nichols News). Craig has been thinking about what Mr. Nichols was saying about sales and decides to offer The Rebulevets sweatshirt BOGO. That's a savings of $1,000,000. Or, you can get 10% off one of The Rebulevets sweatshirts. Craig reminds viewers that if this episode gets 1000 likes he will paint something on Mr. Knuckles house. Jessica mentions that some viewers were noticing how many times Craig says “Mr. Nichols“ in an episode, and shows a compilation of yesterday's live show. Unbothered, Craig announces two new T-shirt designs available in the T-shirt shop: Blowout Bonanza T-shirt Sale T-shirt and Mickers T-shirt. CNL goes to a commercial break before answering viewers' questions. The shower report shows it has almost been a whole month since Mr. Nichols ripped out his shower. Craig shows a video of a monkey in a sink taking a shower for the benefit of Mr. Nichols, then moves on to Wrist Watch submissions. The Nick Nack Kitty Cats have also been mailed out. A viewer was late to the show and Craig tries to catch them up by starting the show over again. Jessica and Mr. Nichols rein things in and get Craig to play Nichols Pickles and lock in his pickle. This game has a new consequence for getting an answer wrong. Craig checks in with his mom and she is concerned about this new consequence. Craig Vanswers your questions about Mr. Nichols and the stock market. This segment is interrupted with some Breaking News. Sock Doc is on the phone to update the CNL team on Michael Jackson's condition. Craig answers more viewers' questions and ends the show with Animals On Animals, brought to you by Rebulevets. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig's News Live begins with Jokes On News, brought to you by Rebulevets— some deer rescued in British Columbia, a tortoise in Alabama, and a raccoon terrorizing a school. Send in your own Jokes On News! Next up on What's News With You? Mr. Nichols tells Craig about a day trip to the science center and shows a photo of a dinosaur statue. Craig is upset that he wasn't invited. Mr. Nichols is upset that Craig wants him voted off the show and really just needed a day to himself. Craig cuts to a commercial advising viewers to vote "NO" on Mr. Nichols. Craig is also bummed out because only one T-shirt was purchased during the T-shirt Blowout Bonanza. Mr. Nichols explains what a sale is to Craig (Boring Nichols News), and is interrupted by some Breaking News. There are three brand new pieces of luxury merchandise in the T-shirt shop: The Rebulevets' Friend T-shirt for $100, The Rebulevets' Best Friend T-shirt for $1000, and the most expensive sweatshirt ever for $1,000,000, The Rebulevets special sweatshirt made with solid gold lettering. Next, Craig and Mr. Nichols play Animals On Animals with viewers, and Mr. Nichols gets disqualified. Jessica brings in CNL's first big celebrity guest David Spade to play a round of Animals On Animals. Craig takes some more viewers' questions (brought to you Rebulevets), reminds viewers to send in submissions for Wrist Watch, and shows some finalists. Michael Jackson tries to enter a submission for Wrist Watch from the hospital, but CNL staff members are not allowed. Craig has a question for CNLiens: What Is Elton John Even Talking About? then moves on to some Breaking News: MONKEY WATCH, brought to you by Rubulevets. The monkeys are smoking, stealing money, and hitting ladies. A new clip shows that they are also driving cars. Craig warns everyone to lock their doors. Craig decides to check in on his mom and she's upset about the eggs in the freezer. The show ends with one more disturbing MONKEY WATCH clip. Viewers beware. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode begins with Jokes On News— a candy catapult, a 4ft jellyfish in Florida, and some cows destroying a fall harvest display. Mr. Nichols joins the show for What's News With You? and talks about bungee cords and zip ties (Boring Nichols News). Craig explains Craig's Pyramid Scheme and finds out about cults from Mr. Nichols and Alexa. Craig also announces the T-shirt Blowout Bonanza to celebrate having the most T-shirts out of any news program. Breaking news shows Michael Jackson wearing a mask down by the T-shirt factory, and reveals he has tested positive for Covid-19. Michael refuses to go home because he needs the money to pay all the credit card debt his ex-wife accumulated. Craig answers some viewers questions and announces a new chance to win some Animals On Animals stickers and an R2D2 watch. All you have to do is send in a picture of your wrist (where the watch will go) to [email protected]. Craig will pick the best CNLien wrist. The show cuts to a commercial to vote "NO" on Nichols and then moves onto Don't Land On Mr. Nichols and some more viewers questions. Craig checks in with his mom and she is busy listening to music and dancing while cooking. Craig ends the show with another enjoyable game of Animals On Animals and requests an investigation on superchat user Rubulevets. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The show starts off a little late (it's Jessica's fault) with Jokes On News— a girl and her snake in Sweden, a man who set a new ping pong record, and murder hornets. Mr. Nichols joins the show and defends Jessica's SNAFU's, while Craigs talks about the new shirts available in the T-shirt shop. On What's News With You? Mr. Nichols got a new SUV and he's very excited about it. Craig suggests that the new SUV could be used as a CNL news van. Craig takes some viewers' questions and Michael Jackson shows us how to train a dog. Craig realizes that Michael Jackson did not wear a mask on his trip from Amazon and is concerned about Michael's health. Craig asks for thoughts and prayers for Michael and answers more viewers questions. Mr. Nichols shows Craig a new game called Nichols Pickles. Craig hates pickles and loves candy. Mr. Nichols asks Craig a trivia question and the outcome depends on his answer: a big bite of candy, or a pickle. Craig displays some fan art. Send in your own FArts, as well as your Vanswers, to craigsnewslive.com! Craig checks on his mom to see if she will do the weather but she is busy looking for Twizzlers for the candy box. Craig ends the show with an awesome game of Animals On Animals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig starts the show with Jokes On News— a man saving a bear from drowning (again), Bill Cosby's health in prison, and Shaq’s new mansion. On What's News With You? Mr. Nichols shows off an old fishing photo and describes how he caught some largemouth bass, then Craig and Mr. Nichols plan a fishing trip. Mr. Nichols also sent a photo to CNL proving that he showered after nearly a month. The T-shirt graph shows that someone bought a Mr. Nichols shirt, indicating he has one friend. Plus, two new shirt designs are available at craigsnewslive.com. Craig Vanswers some questions about Mr. Nichols and his love life. Michael Jackson reveals a shocking discovery that Mr. Nichols hasn't showered in over three weeks according to the photo he sent, plus an even more shocking reveal later on. Viewers and Craig alike are wondering if Mr. Nichols should stay on the show. Viewers can vote "No" if they agree. Craigs answers viewers questions and checks in with his mom. Craig's mom is making macaroni and cheese with almond milk. The episode concludes with Animals on Animals with reporter Michael Jackson joining in for a round. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig's News Live begins with Jokes On News— a man in Alaska saved a bear from drowning. Mr. Nichols joins in on a joke that provides some real laughs. What's New's With You? delivers a riveting explanation of Mr. Nichols' road ID bracelet (Fake Nichols News). Mr. Nichols attempts to prove that he has taken a shower, but not before we see What's In Mr. Nichols' Mailbox? where Michael Jackson explains how to vote by mail. Craig takes some viewers' questions and delivers some Breaking News about Mr. Nichols. Craig gives a shout out to Rubulevets and shows viewers all the candy he is ordering. He eventually moves on to play a game of Don't Land On Mr. Nichols. This episode is a bit chaotic leading up to the game and it is Jessica's fault, but the good news is there's a new shirt featuring the Don't Land On Mr. Nichols design now available in the T-shirt shop. Later, Craig Vanswers some questions about tornados and what he decided to dress up as for Halloween. Send in your own Vanswers to [email protected]! Mr. Nichols talks to plants and that's fine, Alexa's refrigerator is training for a 5k, and a fun game of Animals On Animals wraps up the show. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig begins CNL with Jokes On News— Rudy Giuliani turned Hunter Biden's laptop over to the FBI, an important moment on this day in history, and a story on flying squirrel trafficking in Florida. Mr. Nichols joins the show for What's News With You? and he tells Craig that he found his long lost Jeff Goldblum coaster. Craig pans to field reporter Michael Jackson who is visibly nervous about joining the show and the aspects of the global pandemic. Despite his nerves, he reports that Mr. Nichols does not have any other bathrooms in his house. Mr. Nichols still insists that he has been showering (Fake Nichols News). Craig takes some viewers' questions and announces that if the video gets more than 1000 likes, Craig will write something nice on Mr. Nichols' house. Craig introduces a new game inspired by Mr. Nichols that is interactive with CNLiens. Sometimes Mr. Nichols tells some boring stories on Craig's News, which inspired Don't Land On Mr. Nichols. If you land on Mr. Nichols, you have to hear one of his boring stories. Craig takes some more viewers' questions and announces the winner of Craig's News Got Talent. Congratulations Jack! Craig checks in on his mom and finds her vacuuming up flour in the kitchen, then finishes off the show with Animals On Animals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig starts off this episode of CNL with Jokes On News— dissecting important topics such as Disneyland opening rules, NASA landing on an asteroid, and a peanut butter factory in Oklahoma. Send in your own Jokes On News! Michael Jackson gives his first Craig’s News Live report. He does not have first day jitters, as Mr. Nichols falsely reports (Fake Nichols News). Michael Jackson delivers a fine report on proper hygiene that is kindly directed at Mr. Nichols. It is then revealed that Mr. Nichols is an anti-puppite, which is taken very seriously. Craig's News Live values puppets as much as humans on this show. Mr. Nichols tells us about his exciting day, while Craig attempts to assist Mr. Nichols with his hygiene, since he hasn’t showered in a week and a half. The T-Shirt count is still on with an info graph showing the amount of friends of each person on the show. We are surprised to see Mr. Nichols’ total, which also inspired Craig to write a special song for him. Craig wraps up this episode with some viewer questions and super chats, Nik Nak Kitty Cat submissions, and an always exciting Animals on Animals segment. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig's News Live starts off with some Jokes On News— a Kansas City bobcat found breaking into a dollar store, an Oklahoma City man covered in ranch, and a California guy with a fun idea. Mr. Nichols offers his unsolicited jokes. On What's News With You? Mr. Nichols talks about his measuring tape because he was measuring the space where his new shower will go. Craig shows viewers that it has been about 10 days since Mr. Nichols has had a shower. CNLiens Amelia and Maggie won $20 from their Vanswers submission on the previous live broadcast. There's also a new Michael Jackson's Friend T-shirt available on craigsnewslive.com, and Michael Jackson will definitely be joining the show tomorrow. Craig answers some viewers' questions, a CNLien asks about Jessica's last job at Fox News, and viewers play What's Elton John Even Talking About? with the CNL team. The squirrel watch segment has returned with some new and concerning footage. Jack joins the finalists for Craig's News Got Talent, and Mr. Nichols gives a wonderful shadow puppet show. Is he really anti-puppite? The show wraps up with Nik Nak Kitty Cat finalists, Animals On Animals, and some more viewers' questions. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Friday to all the CNLiens from Craig and Mr. Nichols! On What's News With You? Mr. Nichols had a good day and got a lot done doing some warehouse work (Boring Nichols News). Viewers are excited to see CNL's newest hire Michael Jackson on the show. Today he is on the train and should arrive any day now. Mr. Nichols doesn't seem too excited and Craig reminds him that puppets are respected just as much as humans on the show. Mr. Nichols has a What Animal Do You Look Like for Craig, Craig Vanswers an important question, and later shows some Craig's News Got Talent finalists. Craig asks Mr. Nichols if they can be friends, followed by some breaking news, which includes a new song that Craig wrote. Craig's Mom is too distracted to do the weather report, but some Breaking News comes in about a brand new T-Shirt design. During some viewers' questions, Craig expresses his dream of writing a book about candy. There's an extra special segment of Animals On Animals and a promise that Michael Jackson will join CNL on the next live broadcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode starts off with some local news. Craig mailed out Dino Dink to winner Stephanie. Congratulations! In more extreme local news, Craig cut his own hair. Then some very serious news— Craig was hurt by Mr. Nichol's words on the last Craig’s News Live. Mr. Nichols sticks to his claim (Fake Nichols News) and Craig catches Mr. Nichols in a lie (Double Fake Nichols News). Then Craig shows viewers how he made the Nik Nak Kitty Cat. Send in your pictures to [email protected] to win! Craig answers some viewers' questions. Mr. Nichols shows us the tools he used to rip out his shower, and Alexa tells some jokes. CNL's new field reporter Michael Jackson should be arriving any day now. Craig shows some Craig's News Got Talent finalists, including a disturbing MONKEY WATCH submission. Send in your entries to [email protected] to win! Craig asks his mom about the weather and decides it's time for a game of Animals On Animals. Later, it is revealed that someone purchased a Mr. Nichols shirt, meaning Mr. Nichols has one friend. Get your own Mr. Nichols T-shirt on craigsnewslive.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig's News Live kicks off this episode with What's News With You? with Mr. Nichols. He is feeling relaxed but viewers are concerned. Craig intervenes, reminding everyone that this is the news, not a reality show. Alexa is feeling "spooktacular" with Halloween coming up, and Craig reminds viewers that all proceeds from the superchats will fund his candy bowl. Michael Jackson is still on his way from Amazon. Mr. Nichols espouses some anti-puppite views and Craig defends Michael Jackson's reputation. After the top story of the day along with some viewers' questions, Craig Jones reports from the White House to find out what the president has to say about MONKEY WATCH and what will happen if there is an attack. Is the White House even taking this seriously? Craig shows the Nik Nak Kitty Cat finalists, Mr. Nichols spreads more Fake Nichols News, and Craig plays a new game called What's In Mr. Nichols' Mailbox. Will Mr. Nichols call the cops? The Craig's News Got Talent trophy is revealed and Mr. Nichols performs another magic trick, even though he is not allowed to be a contestant. Craig's Mom does not deliver the traffic report and Craig ends the show with a fun game of Animals On Animals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Craig's News Live kicks off with What's News With You? with Mr. Nichols. Mr. Nichols tells Craig that he ripped out the shower in his basement. Has Mr. Nichols been showering? He says he has another shower (Fake Nichols News). Craig introduces the news team: Alexa, Michael Jackson from Amazon, and Jessica who provides the top stories on CNL. Today's top stories include some kind of results of a football team and an astronaut named Elon Musk who has a car on Mars. Viewers have another chance to win big with Nik Nak Kitty Cat, where viewers can go to [email protected] and send a picture of where you would put this knick knack kitty cat (give a cat a home). Viewers can win the Nik Nak Kitty Cat and a free Craig's friend T-shirt. Craig also asks viewers if they would like to have a cool name: Craig Newsers or CNLiens? Craig Heads? MONKEY WATCH is up next: they are getting ready to join the workforce, driving cars, and smoking. It's very frightening. Craig has Dr. Fauci on the show to discuss the behavior of these monkeys. Later, Craig plays What Is Elton John Even Talking About? and pans to Craig's mom for the weather, only to be met with a laundry basket dilemma. Some Breaking News comes in while answering viewers' questions with a reminder to submit your auditions for Craig's News Got Talent. Craig wraps up the episode with an exciting game of Animals On Animals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode of Craig's News Live starts off with What's News With You? with Mr. Nichols. He put new gutters on the house that keep leaves out (Fake Nichols News). Craig asks Mr. Nichols if there is a tomato on his roof, revealing a tomato sitting on the chimney. This is one of Craig's Pranks, though Craig is not allowed on the roof again so he doesn't get hurt. Craig and Mr. Nichols play What Animal Do You Look Like? with viewers and Craig receives some Breaking News. The next segment Craig Versus Nichols reveals that Mr. Nichols has a better magic trick. Later, there is some information about the news team expanding and even more Breaking News. Craig moves on with Animals On Animals and wraps up the show with a weather report from Craig's Mum that goes awry. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices