The Kirk Minihane Show

The great pestilence has returned to torment Kirk Minihane and Barstool Sports. Election Day 2020 is finally upon us and Kirk is excited to go out and get his sticker, while Steve is going to abstain and let the liberals win. CNN's celebrity shrink Bandy Lee is the winner of this month's "Who Is Going Set Their Career On Fire By Saying Dumb Shit About Adolph Hitler Award" (0:19:00). A bloodbath yesterday at iHeart Media with several local radio personalities now unemployed (0:39:30). Kirk and Steve provide an update on where things stand regarding the upcoming VFW hall show in light of the new unilateral dictates issued by MA Gov. Charlie Baker. President Trump joins by phone, along with someone purporting to share Bruce Springsteen's cell phone number.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The trial of the century is set to begin in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, as Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone has convinced the Supreme Judicial Court to take up his case against Kirk Minihane, a.k.a. Kevin Cullen. Kirk and Steve receive an insane email from the guy who wants to eat out of the studio toilet for a chance to win tickets to the VFW live show (0:30:00). The Atlantic published a piece of "journalism" that would make the aforementioned Cullen embarrassed (1:00:00). Entercom has fired a DC-based sports talk host for saying, well, they're not saying what he said, but we might have found it (1:10:00). An innocent call from a cat owner leads to an insane story from Steve's childhood. The hunt is on for Tig's grave.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Kirk Minihane, legendary friend of the men and women who serve America in the armed forces, has once again been targeted by an enemy of freedom. Someone has filed a complaint with the Northampton Health Board in cowardly effort to stop Kirk from saving the Florence VFW with his Nov. 8 live show. These efforts will not succeed and the rat will be found. Spittin' Chiclets host Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about the passing of notable New England philanthropist Travis Roy (0:28:00). Intern Justin has redeemed himself by capturing audio of a city of Boston employee openly saying that police will not arrest people for using heroin on the new and improved Meth Mile. Felon Craig Carton is back on Entercom's payroll (0:50:30). The Girl Scouts were bullied by Twitter liberalsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The raffle is complete: Forty-four lucky Minifans have won the chance to attend the Kirk Minihane Show live recording at the VFW hall in Florence. But we've still got unsettled business: Steve from Providence must walk 100-miles from the flophouse he sleeps in to the VFW hall he denigrated and Louis must eat a bean supper out of the studio shitter. Barry Levine, author of "The Spider: Inside the Criminal Web of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell," joins the show to talk with Kirk about the late financiers ties to Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, his mysterious suicide, and more (0:29:00). Intern Justin took a shot at redemption and came up short (0:58:00). Social media CEOs logged on for a Zoom hearing in which they received their ritualistic condemnations from conservative politicians (1:04:00). The Ringer's movie podcast took on Sacha Baron Cohen's latest movie and the result was just bizarre (1:11:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The penultimate drawing for the VFW live show is complete, which means only 11 more lucky souls will be granted admission to this most exclusive live show. Intern Justin took a trip to Marty Mile, but his aversion to getting robbed and smelling human feces means only disappointment and anger for Kirk (0:31:00). A sports talk radio great has joined Kirk's effort to get Bruce Springsteen on the show. Kind of (0:52:30). Kirk attempts to call into WEEI, leading to a few minutes of The Kirk & Mut Show (0:57:30). Steve from Providence has agreed to undertake the perilous journey from Providence to Northampton in exchange for admission to the VFW live show; S.A.L.G. has some thoughts on that (1:15:30). The show concludes with the indisputably grossest segment in show history.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Following his unwarranted criticism of the Florence VFW, Steve from Providence has been removed from eligibility for the raffle. Instead, Steve's only shot at attending the exclusive live show is for him to walk 100 miles from his shanty in Providence to the VFW hall, arriving no later than 5::59 pm. The second batch of eleven names have been drawn, so let the controversy begin (0:27:00). The Boston Globe has profiled the brave men and women who stand ready to resist President Trump should he lose the election and decide not to leave the White House (0:41:00). Kirk's old colleagues at WEEI had a decidedly different take on Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat reboot (0:55:30). Kirk's Hitler rule reinforced yet again thanks to an Arizona Democrat's high school Halloween costume (1:03:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The raffle for a chance to attend Kirk's upcoming live show at the Florence VFW has begun: eleven names have ascended into KMS history. A report from Blind Mike suggests he's doing well and may be ready to come back on the show (0:07:30). Former Boston Globe writer Chris Casper blames Kirk, without saying his name of course, for Mookie Betts' decision to leave the Red Sox (0:13:20). Kirk and Steve give their reviews of Sacha Baron Cohen's attempt to bring back that Borat magic (0:23:00). Kirk decides that you can no longer be called a "doctor" unless you write prescriptions and perform surgery; Dr. Martin Luther King is grandfathered in. Ryan Minihane makes the case for a 9 inch offering from Subway. Kirk reacts to Chelsea Handler's racist rant on Jimmy Fallon's late night show.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The final presidential debate between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden took place last night and Kirk is ready to declare a winner. Kirk and Steve get into the best and worst moments for the candidates and the media. The show consults a local pet store to see whether we can arrange a coyote order. Drama at Barstool HQ as Rico Bosco lets slip to Portnoy and Big Cat that he's got a private group of fans that he uses to slime other Barstool personalities (0:38:00). Minihane v. Portnoy relations seem to have reached a calm and amiable point, but Kirk wonders when the next spot of trouble will arrive (0:44:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

By now we've all heard the "grim" tale of CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin. The arch-Trump critic and quasi-celebrity exposed himself to colleagues during a Zoom meeting while masturbating. As the Internet laughed at Toobin's misfortune, Peter Zimmerman, a Professor of History of Education at Penn GSE, got to work on an op-ed for the New York Daily News defending Toobin against the anti-masturbation taboos of post-Enlightenment Western Civilization. Prof. Zimmerman joins us today (0:20:00). Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani is left explaining an awkward situation about Sacha Baron Cohen's new Borat flick caught released some... odd footage. Big Cat joins the show to exchange apologies with Kirk (1:15:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Darren Rovell says he's willing to come on the show and address Kirk's allegations of cuntiness, but only under certain conditions. President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani says he's uncovered images of child pornography on what is alleged to be Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop, which he has now turned over to the Delaware State Police (0:07:00). Add Gilligan's Island to the list of treasured Americana content that now has to come with a trigger warning lest today's audience become offended (0:17:00). A tragic loss over at the Kirk Minihane Network (0:35:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Commander Minihane rallies the Minifan Troops to help us help the Florence VFW by taking part in the live show raffle (link at the bottom of the description). CNN legal analyst and New Yorker columnist Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended after he was allegedly caught masturbating on camera during a Zoom meeting with some colleagues; Kirk gets into Toobin's unchivalrous history (0:07:30). With a vitally important mid-pandemic election just weeks away, the Boson Globe is out with perhaps the most important piece of journalism in the paper's history (0:30:30). Muj, the guy who quit Barstool Sports via an iPhone note this summer, has resurfaced on Sofia Franklyn's new podcast to take credit for all the success of Call Her Daddy (0:46:00). Intern Justin's Star Wars watch along party last night has Kirk pondering the future of the Kirk Minihane Network.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Bad news... The Commonwealth of Massachusetts has informed us that the headcount for the upcoming VFW show on Nov. 8 will be 45, not 100. Nonetheless, the raffle tickets go on sale today at noon. Check the KMS twitter account for details. A former intern for the show has done something that really pisses Kirk off (0:15:30). The mainstream media continue to ignore the New York Post expose on the Biden family enterprise. Locally, we've discovered that Boston Mayor Marty Walsh's grand plan for Meth Mile was to relocate it about 1/4 mile from where it used to be (0:26:00). Controversy attends Steve's decision to enlist Intern Justin as a call screener.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden faced off last night in dueling network town halls. While Trump was grilled for sixty minutes about white supremacy, qanon, and retweets by a hostile Savannah Guthrie, Biden spun fables about his dad's progressive wisdom with George Stephanopoulos. Kirk and Steve react to both broadcasts and the continuing trickle of news from Hunter Biden's laptop. The VFW show is coming together and sales for raffle tickets will soon be open. (0:40:30). Plus: One lucky Minifan will get the opportunity to win a ticket by performing a simple chore. Steve is being blackmailed by an anonymous Minifan, so he tries to get out ahead of the news and release damning information from his high school year book on his own (0:57:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Twitter and Facebook have joined forces to censor a salacious story about the Biden family, crack smoking, Rudy Giuliani, and Ukrainian oligarchs. Kirk and Steve break down the original New York Post story, Big Tech's actions yesterday, and what this means for the future of our politics and media. Kevin Francis Clancy joins the show to defend convicted murderer Scot Peterson and convicted fraudster Craig Carton (0:34:30). KFC also covers his relationship with Dave Portnoy and whether the Barstool Sports founder would ever leave Barstool for a new adventure.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Kirk Minihane has a longing deep in his heart for that Jeep he'll never touch again. Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President and current Democratic nominee Joe Biden, is in trouble again, thanks to a trove of records mysteriously obtained by the New York Post. Liberal editors at MSNBC are now controlling the definition of words in literal dictionaries (0:10:45). Steve has an interesting update on Blind Mike status (0:22:30). Julie DiCaro might be the worst person on the planet (0:33:20). Kirk has some advice for a former intern and a former WEEI employee (1:03:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Archived audio of Vice President Mike Pence's 90s era talk radio show offers a touching tribute to all the double-u double-u one veterans in the audience. Former Fox News firebrand turned independent journalist Megyn Kill grills Dallas Maverick's owner Mark Cuban over his profitable relationship with the genocidal communist regime ruling over the People's Republic of China (0:29:00). Steve reacts to Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini throwing him under the bus, and Kirk defending him, in an episode of Token CEO (0:39:00). We may have a new top prank caller (0:51:00). Steve loses to Drunk Greg Hill in trivia (1:00:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

#KirkWasRight when he told Dave Portnoy that former Barstool Sports Editor-in-Chief would eventually fuck up so badly that he'd be forced to fire him. That day has come, and Kirk might not be the first to congratulate the new EIC Coley Mick, but he'll certainly be the loudest and most gleeful. Sofia Franklyn is emerged with her new podcast to tell her side of the high-profile blow up between the hosts of Call Her Daddy and Barstool (0:29:00). Would-be debate moderator Steve Scully claims his Twitter account was hacked and that the hacker sent a message to anti-Trumper Anthony Scaramucci asking for advice; C-SPAN is signing off on this, too (0:35:20). John Henry is getting ready to take the Boston Red Sox public; Kirk's hearing some interesting rumors... (0:57:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Steve Robinson explains how to properly educate a godless liberal heathen into a prosperous, conservative credit to society. Kirk Minihane previews his upcoming tour of duty as Barstool Sports ombudsman on CEO Erika Nardini's podcast, Token CEO. President Trump is still wrangling with the presidential debate commission over the nature and date of the next to debates with former Vice President Joe Biden. MSNBC commentators see something demonic about the fly that perched on Vice President Mike Pence's head during his debate with Sen. Kamala Harris. Opening the phone lines yields one of the strangest phone calls in Kirk Minihane Show history, and the final chapter of this story has yet to be written.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The Vice Presidential debate was so lame that a fly landing on Mike Pence's head stole the headlines. The presidential debate commission is now insisting that the next Trump-Biden bout be virtual, and Trump says he won't play. Rumors fly about Steve's resignation from the Kirk Minihane Show. Jonathan Soroff, a guest on the show earlier in the week, has used his classic literary wit to tell Kirk and Steve to fuck off (0:20:00). Howard Stern has shot down claims that his in line to get a $100 million payday from Sirius XM, and Kirk has a new theory about what's going on. Dan "Big Cat" Katz, host of Barstool Sports' Pardon My Take, joins the show to talk about the VP debate, low NBA ratings, Chinese internment camps, negotiations with Sirius XM, and why he loves Fleetwood Mac (0:44:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Barstool Sports' days partnering with Sirius XM to distribute Barstool Radio may be numbered, according to Dave Portnoy's tweets throwing down the gauntlet. Kirk talks about the news that the once-great Howard Stern will is reportedly getting a new $100 million deal from Sirius at the same time. What does the post-Sirirus future look like for Barstool Radio? Disgraced former-Calif. Rep. Katie Hill is now going to get the Hollywood treatment in a biopic starring Elizabeth Moss. Joe Rogan finally talks about Spotify's apparent censorship of his back episode catalogue, but the most important questions are still unanswered. Music author and host of the Rivals podcast Steven Hyden joins the show to talk about the late Eddie Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, and the next musical feuds he'll be covering on his show. (0:54:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

President Donald Trump might be immune from COVID-19 following his hasty discharge from Walter Reed Medical Center yesterday. CNN's Chris Cuomo, without a hint of irony, is concerned that POTUS is spreading propaganda. Speaking of immunity, our guest today, Jonathan Soroff -- contributing editor to Boston Magazine and legendary Mitt Romney gadfly -- is quite certain that he is immune from Trump Derangement Syndrome (1:00:00). Boston Mayor Marty Walsh wants residents of Boston who are upset with the drug use and on-street defecation at Marty Mile to know that he feels their pain.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

President Trump has been diagnosed with the respiratory illness associated with COVID-19, and the level of crazy in this country just ticked up a few notches. Kirk gives his take on the situation at the White House and the unfolding media reaction, from Twitter and Saturday Night Live to CNN and MSNBC. As coronavirus cases begin increasing across the planet, Kirk asks the important question: Will Madawaska still happen? Stacie joins the program. (00:42:00) Two more politicians, albeit at very different levels, added their names over the weekend to the long list of those who have disgraced themselves (0:53:00). Blind Mike calls in from a parallel universe, Melania gives a quick Netflix binge recommendation, and Steve plays pop culture trivia.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Kirk responds to Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini's response to his offer to serve as the ombudsman on her podcast, Token CEO. (Former) Intern Will joins the show to make his pitch for studio space and explain what his new podcast is all about; hilarity ensues. Third quarter ratings are out and you won't hear a lot of bragging at the station where Kirk used to be number one (0:25:30). Gary Callahan calls to cancel a large food chains fourth quarter ad buy following revelations regarding a young Kirk's donut proclivities. The Commander-in-Chief weighs in on his debate performance and moderator Chris Wallace. Callers allege that Steve is being unkind to Blind Mike in his absence. Jim Florentine eviscerates man caves.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Two very different Kirk Minihane Show interns, two very different fates. Kirk explains how Intern Justin and Intern Will's fortunes have taken two very different paths. Kirk and Steve wonder whether they need to join a class action mesothelioma suit. Third quarter radio ratings spell doom for Kirk's old station (0:20:45). More debate fall out, as talking heads spin the debate according to their own ideologies (0:23:00). NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo has denied ever ordering nursing homes to expect people who tested positive for COVID-19, but his brother Chris "Fredo" Cuomo had a different story with Texas Sen. Ted Cruz on CNN (0:35:30). "Mike" and "Kirk" call into Catholic radio to get some advice on their life struggles (1:04:00). Plus, Jim Florentine returns!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The much-anticipated first debate between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden went up in flames last night as moderator Chris Wallace struggled to contain the rhetorical brawl. Kirk and Steve break down the highlights of the nights, subsequent media coverage, and how this night will impact the Nov. 3 election. Dave Portnoy has dropped a new episode of his podcast with Barstool Eddie; Kirk reacts to Dave's comments on Gaz, Francis, and more (0:51:14). Kayce Smith and Kevin F. Clancy fought with Jason Whitlock on Tuesday's episode of CCK over the role beauty plays in sports media careers; Kirk analyzes (0:58:30). The Steve's a Liar guy sends Blind Mike off to his leave with a touching musical tribute (1:24:00). Kirk and Steve talk about the future of the show and that empty, for now, third chair (2:30:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Dr. Lance Minihane, OBGYN, has granted the Kirk Minihane Show rare, behind-the-scenes access into his exam room as he endeavors to diagnose and treat one of the largest, stinkiest, most grotesque pussies he's ever seen in his life.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Blind Mike has shocked the Minifan world by announcing that he is stepping away from the Kirk Minihane Show until at least 2021. Kirk and Steve discuss what happened behind the scenes, what's next for Mike and the show, and allow callers to offer heart warming tributes to their favorite ill-sighted punching bag. Dave Portnoy joins the show to talk about Mike, Deion Sanders interview with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, and the future of the Minihane-Barstool relationship (1:20:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Dave Portnoy begins his new podcast critical of many Barstool employees, and fails to mention Kirk Minihane, the one employee who has stuck up for him time and again (6:00). Jason Whitlock gets himself in trouble over Katie Nolan and Maria Taylor, prompting a heated response from Kayce Smith (18:00). Charles Barkley has some questions about the Breonna Taylor shooting (38:00). A Mike update from Kingpin Pete. And Kirk says farewell to Matt as Carano Week comes to a close.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Jared Carrabis returns to the Kirk Minihane Show to actively avoid talking baseball. Kirk and Jared reveal their toughest celebrity deaths, discuss wrestling, and revisit Prime on Barstool (36:00). Since his last appearance, Jared and his mom sought advice from Dr. Laura about their odd business relationship (50:00). Then Trysta Krick joins the show to defend her basketball game (1:48).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Once again Kirk Minihane has been betrayed by an OG Minifan, and it has put him in a bad mood. This is not easy to do on Bruce Springsteen's birthday. The show begins with Kirk severely chastising Kevin from Bristol. Then Kirk opens up the phone lines and takes fan criticism calls for the remainder of it.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

It's Day 2 without Steve and Kirk Minihane is annoyed that Matt still has difficulty with the tech, so they bond over masturbation talk. Barstool's relationship with Roger Goodell seems to be cozy as the "Commish" makes an appearance on the new Deion Sanders podcast. (19:00). Ellen Degeneres is back with a scripted apology (38:00). A growing number of property owners in Methadone Mile are uniting in protest (44:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

With Mike and Steve both away, Kirk has to rely on back-up producer Matt Carano in studio. The results are at best a mixed bag. First up is an update on Blind Mike. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away last Friday and President Trump reacts (19:00). Kirk shoots down Matt’s terrible Top Gun take (35:00). Joe Rogan apologizes for blaming the Oregon fires on Antifa (47:00). Plus a new parody song and audience calls.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Kirk Minihane is a wanted man. At least, that's according to the BOLO notice that was sent to us by an anonymous whistleblower. An attempt to check in on Blind Mike do not go well. The show makes a major announcement about a certain thrice-delayed live show (0:21:00). Kirk recaps the greatest hits from former Vice President Joe Biden's CNN drive-in town hall (0:30:00). Kirk and Steve get into the nature of the friendships between the members of the show (0:43:00). Showtime has released the trailer for their new political drama all about President Trump and former FBI Director James Comey (0:47:00). Callers ignite discussions on Larry Nassar, the "herd mentality" of Minifans, and -- of course -- wiping technique.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Jared "The Rocket" Carrabis joins the Kirk Minihane Show in studio to talk about how shitty the Red Sox are this year, his move back to Boston, his COVID-19 Era love life, the sweet city of Saugus, and more. Kirk covers the fallout from his move to the dark side (a.k.a. The Mincels) and names his new Mount Rushmore. CNBC's Jim Cramer apologizes for his "Crazy Nancy" remark. USA Today columnist Christine Brennan says the Big Ten's decision to reinstate football is its "darkest day," which will come as a relief to Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Disloyalty from the OG Minifans has Kirk Minihane in a mood and now he finds himself tempted by the dark side: Mincels. Sen. Kamala Harris and her running mate former Vice President Joe Biden made headlines, or at least Twitter headlines, with a string of viral gaffes (0:23:00). An Entercom radio host is looking for a new job after commenting on the wardrobe of a female sports anchor (0:26:30). Two Houston radio hosts have an great on-air meltdown they'll never talk about again (0:36:40). Dan "Big Cat" Katz joins the show to talk about the latest Barstool Sports news, Blind Mike's situation, and whether Steve should off himself (0:47:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Kirk Minihane was in a car accident and the worst part of it didn't happen until he got his rental car. A local news report from Utah at an anti-mask demonstration has us wondering if we've been fooled by a comedy troupe (0:35:00). More and more news outlets are beginning to report on "Marty Mile" -- the area near Mass Ave and Melnea Cass Blvd where there's a city-sanctioned open air drug market (0:40:00). Kirk is hunting for the next city to host a KMS live show and things are not looking good for the Quaker State (0:58:30). The sheriff of L.A. County has asked LeBron James to double the reward for information leading to the capture of a suspected cop shooter (1:04:00). The Attorney General of South Dakota hit a deer that wasn't really a deer (1:09:30). Following the discussion of Netflix's "Cuties," a disturbing picture has emerged of one of the Minihane brothers (1:34:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Harry Minihane was confirmed into the Catholic Church over the weekend, one intriguing mystery and one fashion controversy. Random number dialing returns with a result that could only happen on the Kirk Minihane Show (0:28:00). The NFL is back, Bill Belichick won yesterday, Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski lost (0:42:00). Netflix draws criticism from all corners for "Cuties," a controversial French movie featuring young girls performing sexually provocative dance routines (0:46:00). Tom Brady does Dax Shepard's podcast, Skip Bayless doubles down on his Dak Prescott critique, and a Barstool employee gets sent home over an airport beer.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

On the anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, the National Football League is back on the field and rife with virtue signaling, leading to the predictable phony outrage and praise from all corners of sports media. Entercom is engaged in yet another round of restructuring; you hate to see it... Sports columnist Skip Bayless says Cowboys QB Dak Prescott should quit being a pussy and stop talking publicly about his mental health. Kirk has a few thoughts about Skip (0:10:00). Boston Globe columnist Shirley Leung levels accusations of sexism against Boston Mayor Marty Walsh and Steve makes a surprise endorsement in the Boston mayoral race (0:28:00). Comedy Central's Trevor Noah has an amazing take on gender reveal parties (0:39:35). An astronauts off-color joke prompts a discussion about which member of the Kirk Minihane Show is best suited for life in space (0:43:15). A caller invites the KMS to Amish country for the next live show.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Kirk Minihane has been betrayed by a once-great Minifan and the punishment shall be severe. The Steve's A Liar guy bids Blind Mike farewell as only he can (0:27:20). Dale Arnold's only customers on Cameo are Minifans (0:35:00). A writer for the San Francisco Chronicle is concerned that the language historically used to describe the flavors and aromas of wines is racist and misogynistic (0:44:00). Bob Woodward, the journalist who helped Mark Felt bring down President Richard Nixon, is out with a new book that President Trump cooperated with for some reason (0:57:00). Steve performs an abortion.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Blind Mike's long journey to a better self begins today, as Kirk handles the show without his vision impaired sidekick. The Academy has issued new criteria for motion pictures to be eligible for the Oscars. The new rules are supposed to encourage "inclusion," but Kirk can think of a few problems with a "woke" film industry (0:06:30). Kirk responds to Brandon Walker and Big Cat's Sirius XM segment with Trysta Krick regarding her column on Steve Nash's hiring (0:22:40). The staff of the Boston Globe are demanding justice from billionaire John Henry and his wife Linda because they need to pay off student loans (0:31:50). Ellie Schnitt, Kirk's once-adopted now-estranged daughter, has left Barstool Sports (0:57:40). A new documentary takes a look at Marty Walsh's Boston (1:35:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

After an emotional weekend, Blind Mike shares with Kirk and Steve that he's taking a leave of absence from the Kirk Minihane Show to seek treatment for physical and mental health issues stemming from his worsening vision impairment. Some callers are more supportive than others, but we have one thing to say to Mike: Good luck, take care, hope all is well.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The campaign between Blind Mike and Ted Sellers has grown vicious in a hurry, with salacious allegations, shifting alliances, and a struggle for power unlike anything in the history of American democracy. New England's favorite comedian weighs in on the news that Cam Newton will be the starting quarterback for the New England Patriots (0:45:00). Former Vice President Joe Biden electrified a crowd in Kenosha (1:02:30). Twin scandals roil academia, but one professor is probably more likely to be permanently out of a job than the other (1:16:00). Kirk responds like to a searing hot take from his colleague Trysta Krick and Steve defends himself from sordid accusations.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Blind Mike's candidacy for the United States Senate is off to a rocky start, as plucky underdog challenger has quickly rolled onto the scene. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, following the revelation that she's been hypocritically ignoring the very Covid-19 regulations she expects Californians to live under, is now claiming that the salon owner set her up, a.k.a. the Marion Barry Defense (0:28:00). A caller levels serious allegations of impropriety against Intern Justin (1:16:00. Kirk once again is forced to defend his controversial theory and practice of defecation.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The political primaries are over here in Massachusetts and now our own B. Michael Geary is throwing his hat in the ring. Should he emerge from a special Minifan Runoff Election, he will have the full backing of the Minifans for his write-in campaign for U.S. Senate. Joe Rogan's podcast has migrated to Spotify as part of his $100 million payday, but some episodes are missing and they share a common theme (0:52:00). Tucker Carlson has released much-teased secretly recorded audio of CNN host Chris Cuomo (1:03:00). A guest from earlier in the week has returned to allege that Kirk's son is racist (1:19:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

The most acerbic sports personality in America refuses to back down in the face of withering criticism following his disclosure yesterday that he's a front wiper. President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden compete to produce the most nonsensical sound bytes (0:16:30). The presumptive (maybe?) starting quarterback for the New England Patriots provided a thrilling interview to Kirk's old morning radio show (0:48:00). Kirk's old partner on that old morning show has finally broken into TV (0:54:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Josh from Barstool Sports' social media department joins the show following a weekend spent on Twitter calling Kirk, Mike, and Steve garbage racists (0:26:00). A caller elicits from Kirk a lengthy digression about all things defecation (1:12:30). Farmer Sheldon has almost convinced Kirk to take the next KMS live show to North Dakota. Blind Mike has settled into his new apartment, but now his in-laws are visiting altogether too frequently and prattling on in Albanian while he sits there staring at his presumptive father-in-law's tiny feet (1:42:20).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

When Kirk asked Brandon Walker whether his performance on Wednesday was the extent of his talent, few could have foreseen his devastating retort via penis-themed photoshop. Walker brings more of his classic wit to the show today as Kirk fields calls on a special Friday mailbag edition of the show. Big Cat suggests we need to reverse engineer a "W" for Walker so he can get back to focusing on college football and gambling. Steve "Captain Nonsense" Robinson makes the case for his top three favorite movies and decides he wouldn't mind going to jail for a few years.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

NBA athletes across the country have decided to stop playing this year as a protest against human and civil rights abuses, but only in the United States. Kirk responds to the breaking news from last evening and wonders whether this will snowball into other professional sports. Yet again another stranger wanders into the middle of our very secure recording studio and Captain Nonsense dusts off his foreign language capabilities (0:32:30). New York Times Magazine is out with an odd defense of men who get caught in Chris Hansen style sting operations (0:48:30). A New Yorker book reviewer pens a fabrication that would make Kevin Cullen blush (1:23:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Boston Magazine has a ridiculous interview with crooked Somerville Mayor Joseph Curtatone (who is still trying to sue Kirk over a prank phone call made more than a year ago). Kirk seeks to bring some closure to the spat with Brandon Walker (0:14:30). Night 2 of the RNC has former Clinton operatives raising serious questions about improper uses of the White House (0:28:30). An NBA podcaster from The Ringer has a hilarious take on the 76ers that somehow involves the food in Boston tasting like racism (0:48:00). Mike's biological father is a little upset with his son's YouTube shows (1:52:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow

Walk the Line host Brandon Walker accuses Kirk Minihane of misusing his immense talent on today's show following a social media brouhaha last evening. Jerry Falwell, Jr. has resigned as head of Liberty University following a Reuters story in which a young pool boy said he had sex with Mrs. Falwell while Mr. Falwell looked on (0:42:00). Jerry Seinfeld takes to the opinion pages of the New York Times to defend NYC against allegations that it is dying (0:45:00). Stuttering John is suing Sirius XM for playing audio of the Stuttering John character (1:10:00). Violence continues to erupt in cities across America, and Kirk says it can only bolster President Trump's re-election odds (2:07:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kminshow