The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Johnny’s got a rant to deliver on the Usain Bolt news this week, whilst Gav revealed Steve Bruce’s dietary requirements. The boys also take on Glenn Hoddle’s wardrobe, and how to debate with Millwall fans. All this plus the usual Good, Bad and Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, The Meat Locker, What’s On This Weekend and your exceptional Mexican Handbags – keep them coming in to [email protected] You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav talk demoting Mike Dean, Spurs’ new stadium and Jurgen Klopp’s hot beverages this week, plus the usual Good, Bad and Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, The Meat Locker, What’s On This Weekend and your exceptional Mexican Handbags – keep them coming in to [email protected] You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

How does Gav dress to broadcast? How many Ds are in Clive’s surname? How do you pronounce “prawns” if you’re from Surrey? How many refs do they have in American Football? How do you get someone out of a carcass? All this revealed in this week’s podcast – enjoy! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Hayley McQueen was back in again this week, and she gave us the inside scoop on that magnificent seasonal tradition – Transfer Deadline Day. There’s also an incredible story from Samir Nasri’s twitter account, plus some gift-giving – American style. All this alongside the usual stuff – Back In Black, and The Good, The Bad & The Ugly of the sporting week. Johnny’s back next week - you can hear him live on The Kickabout on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

No Johnny this week but Gav was joined by football expert and Sky Sports News presenter – which means she knows Jim White – Hayley McQueen! Hayley’s knowledge of sport meant the show threatened to contain actual punditry, but luckily the two were distracted by stolen toilet paper, Fergie and a caricaturist. There was the usual stuff too – The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, Around Your Ground and Strip Advisor. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

How are you going to keep yourself entertained over Christmas? Well, after listening to The Kickabout, take Clive and Rodger’s advice on what to tune in to this weekend. Or why not visit a pub, just like on a Monday morning? Or take part in some Takanakuy – none of us are sure how to pronounce it. All this in this week’s podcast, plus your excellent Mexican Handbags, Back In Black and The Meat Locker. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

The boys pundit the pundits this week, take on Nottingham Greyhound Races, and discuss the best way to leave a football pitch. All this plus your excellent Mexican Handbags, What’s On This Weekend and The Meat Locker. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

This week: Johnny does some maths, there’s a mamp retraction, Gav reveals who the butcher of Scotland is, and – listen out! Is that Noel Gallagher? All this plus your excellent Mexican Handbags, What’s On This Weekend and The Meat Locker with some turkey exclusives. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny got to grips with disappointment this week, whilst Gav got to grips with a league match from 1965. There’s also news of tennis at the Royal Albert Hall, an in-depth explanation of Rugby League, and plenty of acronyms. All this plus some more Mamping, Back In Black, and your excellent Mexican Handbags – keep them coming in. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

On this week’s show: bowls (both lawn and indoor), Andy Murray, Formula 1, Brendan Rodgers, sideburns, ventilation. chisels and much much more. All this plus the usual stuff - The Meat Locker, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, and of course you’re Mexican Handbags. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Strip Advisor hits a tacky new low this week, plus Johnny & Gav get to grips with the money seeping into sport, announce the FA’s new monastic system, advise athletes on eating and take a trip to the Mampsite. All this plus the usual stuff - The Meat Locker, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, and of course you’re Mexican Handbags. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Want to hear two men talking over each other? Then this is the podcast for you. Johnny & Gav tackle the real Scottish question, discuss the true ugliness of cricket and discover yet another mamp candidate. All this plus the usual stuff - The Meat Locker, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, and of course you’re Mexican Handbags – and this week the boys reveal your suggestions for The Old Mexican Grand Prix, and there’s a return for the Strip Advisor. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav cast the net around a pair of Rugby Union siblings, a wrestling showcase in Leeds and the use of bidets this week, plus all the usual stuff – The Meat Locker, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, and of course you’re Mexican Handbags. Those Handbags have been great recently – keep them coming in to [email protected] You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

This week on The Kickabout – Johnny talks Mourinho (again) and Gav talks Wenger (again), plus the boys take a look at the cushiest job in sport – cricket’s match referee. And there’s all the usual stuff too – The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, What’s On This Weekend, The Meat Locker and of course Mexican Handbags – get yours in to [email protected] You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

More Kabaddi news this week, plus Inter Milan’s Ultras flex their muscles, and Johnny and Gav analyse Rowan Atkinson. And there’s all the usual stuff too – The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, What’s On This Weekend, The Meat Locker and of course Mexican Handbags – get yours in to [email protected] You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Hear Gav slip out of character and Johnny do an impression of a man doing an impression of another man on this week’s podcast, plus the boys discuss the Rio Legacy, Nicky Kyrgios and how betting companies work. All this plus What’s On This Weekend, Back In Black, The Meat Locker and of course The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Plenty for Johnny & Gav to get their teeth into this week, including golf hooligans, hair transplants, meat-cancelling headphones and grinding – but most importantly of all is your introduction to Mampness. All this plus the usual Meat Locker, Back In Black, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, What’s On This Weekend, and of course Mexican Handbags – keep yours coming in! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

On this week’s podcast the boys chatted to Jacksonville Jaguars legend Tony Boselli, reacted to Big Sam’s exit from England, and Gav took a hard line on Emile Mpenza. All this plus the usual Meat Locker, Back In Black, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, What’s On This Weekend, and of course Mexican Handbags – keep yours coming in! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

If you were wondering to yourself just what Gav’s living situation was, then this is the podcast for you. Aside from all that though, Johnny and Gav discussed Alan Hansen, the impact of Brexit on the Ryder Cup, and cardigans this week. As ever there’s Back In Black, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, What’s On This Weekend, the Meat Locker and of course Mexican Handbags – keep yours coming in! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav were joined by ex-England spinner and Ashes winning hero Graeme Swann this week, mainly to talk football and The Clash. There was also another entry from Shane Warne into the Strip Advisor, and news of Schteve McClaren. All this plus Back In Black, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, What’s On This Weekend, the Meat Locker and of course Mexican Handbags – keep yours coming in! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

The welcome return of our Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen this week, plus the answer to the age old chicken or egg question, and an examination of the Canadian Soccer League. All this plus What’s On This Weekend, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, and of course Mexican Handbags – keep yours coming in! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

A basic ethical meat processing lesson this week, plus another Mourinho breakdown and the best/worst goodbye to a player you’re likely to hear. As well as all this Johnny & Gav take a slightly different look at Transfer Deadline Day, plus Back In Black, What’s On This Weekend and of course your Mexican Handbags - keep them coming in! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Tales of Blue Velvet, the Olympic Walking Race and a new proposal for Man City this week, plus Kabaddi News. Once again the boys took us through The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, plus Gav looked at the world of refereeing in Back In Black and your Mexican Handbags rounded off the show. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Freddie was back again this week sitting in for Johnny, and revealed how not to spend an evening in Zimbabwe or where to go to the toilet on a plane. As ever there was The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week, plus Gav took us through a harrowing Back In Black and Freddie chose another Fred Banger. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

More Olympic news this week (that’s the Rio Olympics, not more correspondence from Olympia), a tale of (alleged) match fixing in Wales and an example of how not to treat your fans. Plus Back In Black, What’s On This Weekend, The Meat Locker and of course Mexican Handbags. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny was back this week, fresh from holiday in Olympia – and by chance the Rio Olympics kicked off this week too. There were tales of Mourinho and the authorities, Jessica Ennis-Hill and Nigerian air travel, plus Back In Black, What’s On This Weekend, The Meat Locker and of course Mexican Handbags. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

It went alright last week, so Freddie Flintoff was back in for Johnny again, and so was that Strip Advisor classic the Shane Warne bong. There’s the usual stuff – The Good, The Bad & The Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black and Take A Chants – plus another Motivational Speech and tales of breathlyzers and WWE! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny’s off on holiday this week so Gav was joined by ex-England and pedalo captain and all-round gent Freddie Flintoff! The boys talk football supporters, Benjamin Button, vasectomies and of course cricket – plus Freddie reveals why he never wanted to dive for a catch at Old Trafford (the reason is disgusting) and how a run-in with the law nearly stopped him batting! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

If you want to know how to pronounce Pakistan just like Imran Khan does then this is the podcast for you – plus Johnny & Gav are talking golf in the Olympics, commentary clichés and of course Sam Allardyce. All this plus Mexican Handbags, Back In Black, What’s On This Weekend, Strip Advisor and The Meat Locker. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny’s been watching month-old Manx TT racing this week, whilst Gav’s got a new theory for the FA to implement. Plus the usual Good, Bad & Ugly of the sporting week, What’s On This Weekend, The Meat Locker, Mexican Handbags, and the boys check out Goldie Lookin Chain’s excellent Welsh tribute song and how Partick Thistle have been advertising for their mascot. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

After a week in which we all decided we were Iceland and Wales fans anyway, Johnny and Gav were talking Marcus Willis, power vacuums and how the Tour de France could be improved. Plus the usual Good, Bad & Ugly of the sporting week, Back In Black, Meat Locker and Mexican Handbags – as well as more of your pre-game rituals and superstitions. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

It’s Croydon, not Leicester; revenge is a dish best served by Keano; July is a month away; all pieces of trivia you can learn from this week’s Kickabout. Johnny and Gav were back in London, and had the usual Good, Bad & Ugly of the sporting week, plus Take A Chants, Back In Black, The Meat Locker and of course Mexican Handbags. Enjoy! You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav have got news of another UEFA gaffe this week – this one’s a little risqué. Plus, Mexican Handbags, The Meat Locker, impressions of both Roy Hodgson and Roy Keane, and of course The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the (sporting) week. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav chatted Euros, pre-match rituals and their impact, and changes to the Russian roster this week. Plus Take A Chants and, as ever, Mexican Handbags, The Meat Locker and of course The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav were joined by the chief football writer for The Times Henry Winter this week, lending some much needed gravitas to The Kickabout. The boys chat shark attacks, gorgeous football shirts and MMA refereeing, plus Mexican Handbags, The Meat Locker and of course The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav talk Scottish Cup Final, which managers would make good teddy bears and some terrible chants from New York City FC. All this plus Back In Black, Mexican Handbags, Strip Advisor and of course The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav talk sporks, Floyd Mayweather’s haircuts and Clapton FC – an anti-fascist football club in East London. All this plus Back In Black, Mexican Handbags, Take A Chants, Strip Advisor and of course The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of the sporting week. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav talk hunting, new rules and match-fixing this week, and there’s also Back In Black, Take A Chants, Mexican Handbags, Around Your Ground, Strip Advisor and plenty of rugby league… You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav discuss the London Marathon, examine a piece of Shane Warne-based merchandise and take a trip around Selhurst Park in Around Your Ground. There’s also the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Strip Advisor, Back In Black and of course some Mexican Handbags. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav talk funny football chants, give you some advice on which sport to attend this weekend, and chat to boxer and movie star Tony Bellew! There’s also Back In Black, Mexican Handbags, Around Your Ground and plenty of rugby league… You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

Johnny and Gav take on the Neapolitan mafia this week, talk to Jacksonville Jaguar Michael Bennett, and take a trip around EverBank Field in Around Your Ground. There’s also the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Strip Advisor, Back In Black and of course some Mexican Handbags. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]