
The John Clay Wolfe Show
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Ep 518JCW ARCHIVE: Motocross Collarbone Crack
Ouch! John breaks down how he cracked his collarbone riding dirt bikes on the ranch and Gigi gives him a stern talking to! We get a first-hand account of the incident and the aftermath, and it turns out JD once had a similar injury while in Mexico. Of course we talk to JD’s doctor, Dr. Jiminez, who wants to take us all out for a margarita! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those hospital chickens...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 517#454 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.25.24
Well hallelujah and nix the gaslight, it's finally the weekend! You don't need us to tell you: the smart money is on spending it with friends and family, get plenty of laughs and recklessly goofy opinions, a topical spread of the stuff our crowd wants to hear about, and party hearty! Of course, we've got an angle or two, with John navigating his way through small town politics (and it ain't easy being the New Kid!), Gigi is STILL looking for a certain special kind of man--but nothing like her most recent suitor...while JD keeps us up to date and on the point about news, pop culture and "weird" news entries, Bobbo's up to nine kinds of "no good" (including our old friends Keith Richards, the Reverend Charles, the World's Biggest SOB, and more), Turley has the corner on up-to-the-minute Sports insights and "hot" takes, and a whole lot more! So get out there and have a great Memorial Day weekend, thanks for bringing us along. In memory of our fallen heroes: "What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." Thank you for your service.

Ep 516JCW ARCHIVE: Drippin' Sauce on a Stripper Bus
Word to your mother! In this week's throwback clip, our resident slanguistics expert DJ Pre-K is going to break down some Hip-Hop lexicon for us to use in our everyday lives, courtesy of Brosetta Stone. We also find out how it was to shoot a music video on a big stripper bus John bought. Turns out there's a lot of places for dollar bills to get lost in, but the ladies sure love it! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those sauce spots...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 515#453 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.18.24
Word to the wise friends--you're going to want to strap in tight for this week's program, because it is one bumpy ride! John and the W6 Ranch crew are experiencing, we'll say, a few "small town growing pains" in the fabric of the status quo in our little home town of Walnut Springs, which is to say: when you're the new kid in town, you get a little friction from the "old guard" while getting settled! But all indications are Big Things are beginning to happen, both for the Wolfe Pack AND our new neighbors. And my, how the car biz keeps a fellow busy: John's been landing some AWESOME classic, "hot rods" and exotic cars from all over the country (check our social media content at jcwshow.com to see the latest models, mods, instructional videos and wisdom from Squirrel, our Chief Mechanic)! And of course, the radio show is a genuine banger! Our old friend Joe Exotic, the Tiger King, is back from hiatus at a federal lockup in Florida with great stories about what he's been up to (and yes ladies, he's still single!), while JD has a ton of entertaining news and pop culture stories, a new You Just Lost a Listener, and some Florida News you won't want to miss...John and Bobbo share a small bit of what they love the most about great music and their favorite old TV shows, and Gigi has a lot to say about...well, a LOT of topics in human behavior and living the Cali lifestyle. And don't forget, Turley has more than a handful of scores, schedules, and other "hot sports takes" from across the spectrum! So come on in, grab a Natty Light, settle down and have yourself a hang with your favorite weekend crew. The Wolfe Pack has got what you need! Cheers.

Ep 514JCW ARCHIVE: Karenz Wit Attitudes
You better watch out! Karenz Wit Attitudes are comin' at ya and they're straight outta patience! Finally, an anthem for all of the bad vibe single moms out there who take their aggression out on anybody in sight. From Wal Mart employees to delivery drivers, nobody is safe. You don't want to run across one of these ladies in a dark alley, or you're liable to get CANCELLED by K.W.A.! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those hair-do's...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 513#452 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.11.24
Oh boy! Friends, after several weeks of careful experimentation and taste tests, we think we've got our recipe for 'The Perfect Show' down pat! So, we're glad you happened by...Johnny C. has got a LOT on his mind, from a couple of precious memories of our old friend Washabaugh to a growing scheme on developing our own small home town of Walnut Springs into a hive of art, culture, music and industry--and the results are unsettlingly promising! Meanwhile, JD Ryan has a cachet full of great news stories to keep us up to date on what's going on in the world, Gigi has two (unbalanced) tons of wisdom about "living in the NOW," the "Colonel" Mike Turley brings his angle on sports, PreKay gives us a special tribute to Bob Marley, and of course, our old friends Johnny Cash, the Reverend Charles, and more stop by, just to keep the act balanced with The Force...so use your feelings, and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We're damned glad to see ya--thanks for stopping by!

Ep 512JCW ARCHIVE: She's My Little Taco Bueno
Rock 'n roll baby!! Keith Richards is having a hard time remembering his trip to Cuba, but he never forgets the cocaine! Our favorite rock star stops by to tell the JCW show crew about his HIGHly recommended morning routine. He also tells us how the Coronavirus was around back in the day, and he used to be a big fan of the combo! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those tostadas...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 511#451 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.04.24
Neighbor, if you're up against trying to have a good time in the middle of a very rainy season, the Wolfe Pack has the solution! Take a little break indoors, maybe catch a rock n' roll show, and have a laugh or two, and enjoy a tasty beverage--because we've got a LOT of ideas about what makes a party! While Johnny C. is reflecting on his recently departed old buddy Washabaugh, he's also reliving some great memories, AND surrounding himself with an entertaining bunch: Scott Bartlett of the Rock band Saving Abel is in the house to talk about his career and play us a song or two, Gigi has got some very cheeky angles and advice on keeping us in a party mode, Bobbo's got his hands full of great comic bits that range from comfortably familiar to hilariously new-and-unscripted, Turley's got his own skeptical take on all matters of business, sports and politics, DJ Pre Kay has just released his latest new single AND video, and JD Ryan had the good sense to run off and elope with a fine lady indeed! And of course, our old friends Johnny Cash, some random wild bear off the street, Juan Solo, and many others stop by to pay a visit--so be prepared to hang for an extra segment or two while you laugh your ass off! Thanks for spending your Saturday with the Wolfe Pack.

Ep 510JCW ARCHIVE: I Buy The Cars
Bobbo is truly the songbird of our generation. This week we have a touching rendition of a Barry Manilow classic "I Write The Songs" dedicated to the owner of GivemethevIN.com, John Clay Wolfe himself. From the Fords to the Subaru's, he bids them all! A relic from over 10 years ago, you can tell these guys had lightening in a bottle early and we STILL buy the cars! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those Buick Lucernes...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 509#450 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.27.24
Sakes alive, y'all--the big night is HERE! Tonight, in our own little hometown of Walnut Springs, we'll be joined by the legendary Foghat, live on stage! And that's just a teeny tiny bit of what we've got to talk about: Johnny C. is bidding those cars like candy bars (but paying considerably more than you would at any candy shop), JD has got a whole satchel full of crazy news stories, from all the wet n' wild weirdness of Florida News to letters from angry "former" fans of the show on You Just Lost a Listener, even an A.I. assisted gangsta rapping Mona Lisa, while Gigi brings the class, Bobbo brings the funny, and the Colonel, Mike Turley, keeps us all cruising right between the lines to our destination--it's live Rock n' Roll on a Saturday night at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse, with the one and only Foghat. So steer yourself over this way, and party with the Wolfe Pack!

Ep 508JCW ARCHIVE: Washabaugh's Wild Ride
In memory of John's friend Washabaugh, a long time member of the crew and a close friend, we're taking a ride on the wild side. When John finds one of his brand new 4 wheelers all wrecked up and broken, he's on a hunt to find out whodunnit? With the help of a little public call out, the friend came out and confessed and it was our former host Washabaugh who turned it over. Apparently a concussion can make for a convincing drunk, but the clues come together and it leaves John with a wonderful Christmas present. R.I.P. Washabaugh Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that sharp turn...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 507#449 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.20.24
Cheer up friends, the good news is that the Wolfe Pack is in extremely rare good form this week--and the better news? It's 420! (A disclaimer: if 420 holds no significance for you, please disregard this part of the message...it seemed like a great idea at the time, so...give us a quick breath mint and visine break, ok?) We've got a BIG show for you this time around, with LOTS of highly entertaining skits, bits, and raucous conversation you'll find tangential to that "secret" number we mentioned...and it's all in pursuit of a high old time: Johnny C. is in high spirits, freshly back from a mini work trek to Florida, and many details about his travels...he's also got big plans on the way, with Foghat coming to play our little home town of Walnut Springs in one week! And of course, there's a world of sports, music, and car biz know-how that you won't want to miss. And speaking of misses, Miss Gigi has got suitors aplenty, with a new Mail from Jail prospective husband-to-be offering his hand (and whole body for that matter), a Wolfe Pack Jeopardy near-loss that's as hilarious as it is heartbreaking, and plenty of that savvy, groovy "Gigi-ness" that we all adore...JD has got some WILD spins on the news and world events coverage that only he can bring (and some "Remember When?" stories to tell on John, now that Mrs. Wolfe has forgotten them); and Bobbo, PreKay, and the Colonel Mike Turley bring up the blunt end with enough smokin' hot fun stuff to keep us all laughing out loud! And don't forget, our old friends Tiger King Joe Exotic, Johnny Cash, Tiger Woods' mom, and a whole lot more are stopping by to fly right along with us! So keep your munchies handy, and...hey. Got a light? Thanks, man. You're a righteous dude. And on a bittersweet note: Johnny C. has had some very sad news about the passing of an old friend of the show (and a lifelong personal friend), the one and only Aaron Washabaugh--and we pay our respects on this week's show in a way that only we can...we miss you already, old buddy. This one's for you.

Ep 506JCW ARCHIVE: Christmas at Fu King Diner [Prank call]
It's a celebration! Our reverend friend is looking for a place to host his Christmas party and what better than the local Chinese restaurant! Our favorite prankster Bobbo checks the temperature of the Pu Pu Hot Pot to see if they'll play ball, but it seems like they're not in the Christmas spirit. These fortune cookies can be tough to crack so we even have some outtakes! Wear something you can get wet! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those little shrimp tempuras...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 505#448 John Clay Wolfe 04.13.24
Partner, we'll hang our hat on this: if all work and no play makes Johnny C. a dull boy, you'll be happy to know--we're all play for this episode! And yeah, we've got Big Star Power, too. Foghat's Roger Earl is on, to drum up the band's upcoming show in our own little home town of Walnut Springs on April 27th (get your tickets NOW at jcwshow.com!) to talk some cars and music and on-the-road Rock n' Roll stories, and have a short chat with our old pal Keith Richards, Joe Exotic, the Tiger King himself, calls in to tell us the latest from Federal prison and his bid for President...and that's just the top of our bucket of fun! We'll also dig into the results of John's 'Battle In the Eclipse' motocross race between Give Me the Vin and Richard Rawlings' Gas Monkey Garage, look back at the life, career, and infamous criminal history of the late OJ Simpson, a new transgender ban in college athletics (and our own little opinions, of course), a knock down drag out round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, and as always, we've got our own inimitable take on what's going on in the car biz (including classics and exotics!), sports, world news and politics, and more! So grab a fresh Natty Light and prepare to be entertained--the Wolfe Pack has what you need!

Ep 504JCW ARCHIVE: Crouching Man, Hidden Dookie
Get ready for some crappy humor becasue were on the look out for a dookie bandit! After somebody blasts the urinal with a fresh, unwanted delivery, the John Clay Wolfe show is left in SHAMBLES trying to figure out what happened and who dunnit?!. There's only one man for the job, P.I. Pre Kay and he's going to get to the bottom of this. The culprit might be closer than you think... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for Sh!tty Larry...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 503#447 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.06.24
Well friend, we hope you bet on the Wolfe Pack this week, because we're Aces High and banking on a damned good time! First things first: after WAY too long of a wait, Johnny C's old friend Joe Exotic, the "Tiger King" is back! And he's got all kinds of stories about his move from Fort Worth Federal prison to a posh, plush county facility in Florida--where he's a lot happier, and STILL telling it like it is (you're gonna LOVE this interview)...PLUS, this week's round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy is a knock-down drag-out fight that you're not going to want to miss, John's got some sly, wise insight on what's going on in the wholesale car market (including Classics and Exotics, so you wannabees take note!). We've also got a ton of news and politics from our Current Events scholar, the Honorable JD Ryan, lots of laughs with our old friends Johnny Cash, the World's Biggest SOB, and Mango the Male Gigolo, and don't forget Letters to Gigi, our tribute to Merle Haggard in the BackTrax, and of course, this being an extra-long, bonus-sized show, we skipped buying by the case and picked up a whole keg of Natty Light! So have a brew and sit a spell. The Wolfe Pack's throwin' a party, yo!

Ep 502JCW ARCHIVE: Hot For Gigi
Love is in the air and who knew the John Clay Wolfe show could be a place for romance? The lovely Gigi gets some help from John's Dial-A-Date service and she's in for a smorgasbord of unique candidates trying to satisfy her needs! From local but married, to lay downs in Texas, John's being a bit picky on behalf of our beautiful sister, but there's got to be somebody, right? I just hope she likes a simple man! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those boobs...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 501#446 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.30.24
Yeah, buddy! Friends, this week's show is a BLAST--and a supersized one at that! John and Gigi are soaking up the vibe in Los Angeles, from the studios of KLOS, while the rest of us hold the fort down at W6 Ranch. And cousin, we don't have to tell ya: when the Wolfe's away, we go the extra mile to make damned sure there's plenty of party in a work day! Which makes this week's show a sweet deal: John is on FIRE, with special guest Adam Carolla, who spins some of the best on-the-spot comedy we're ever offered on the show! John's also got a bevy of notes and news on what the car market's doing, the fine-but-challenging reality of working with fellow 'Car Guy' celebrities like our old friend Richard Rawlings, a cautionary tale or two of how to buy and sell 'classic' cars without getting bitten by expenses, and the reasons NOT to bet on college basketball...while JD Ryan brings a top-notch selection of news stories AND a special Letter for Gigi, Bobbo sleeps late and pisses off the boss (but proudly "blows" a .19 ABL into JD's breathalyzer kit), and the Colonel, Michael Turley, holds the whole thing together with tact, poise, and reason. What's not to love, right? So grab a spot and crack open a fresh Natty Light--we are so glad you're able to hang around! Cheers.

Ep 500JCW ARCHIVE: The Day El Rushbo Died
We were blessed to have "Rush Limbaugh" as a regular on our show and when John paid tribute to him after his passing, the radio legend couldn't help but to call in from the afterlife. John gives him a cigar for his thoughts on what heaven is like and Rush lists off a slew of celebrities he's run in to and it's more than he could have ever dreamed of! We even hear from Paul Harvey, but he says he hasnt seen Rush around yet... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those cheapo cigars...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 499#445 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.23.24
Word to the wise on this one neighbors, this week the Wolfe Pack covers a LOT of ground on the show, so...try and keep up, and take notes if you have to! Johnny C. is downright AWASH in not-so-pleasant stories about how some of the classics he is collecting are experiencing automotive gremlins (not to mention dropping pieces here and there!), while JD Ryan has brought along a record number of great news pieces: Oprah's sudden embrace of the infamous 'Fat Shot' we've all heard so much about, ordinary people making extraordinarily dumb lifestyle choices in the Sunshine State, and more, while Gigi offers a wise bit of advice for what a lady should do when she's hooked up with someone who sports the 'wrong' political view...and speaking of, Bobbo's got some funny juxtaposition regarding Donald Trump and his (maybe?) new VP running mate choice in "Little" Marco Rubio...and Turley gets us all in Dutch over a story concerning MLB pitcher Shohei Ohtani's interpreter, who may or may not be gambling on professional sports. Which gives us a chance to heap praise on our growing number of Asian fans, and catch up with our old friends Tommy Carbone, Johnny Cash, Tiger Woods' Mom...are you keeping up so far? Good. Here's a Natty Light to keep you sharp--you're gonna need it! Cheers.

Ep 498JCW ARCHIVE: Randy's Parking Lot Politics
Hey everybody! After chipmunks are getting a bad rap for attacking old people, Randy stops by to tell us what can happen when chipmunks don't save nuts. Randy recounts a fight he saw at the local gas station that gets a bit crazy. Turns out you've got to chalk it up to election season. Randy even tells us about the leaders of the chipmunk nation, turns out they have some similarities to us humans! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those fuzzy hats...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 497#444 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.16.24
Here in the Wolfe Pack, we're like you--ready and willing to jump into Spring! But before your can bloom anew, you've got to get your winter dues paid--and we're all work this week! John's got some of the best (and most troublesome) car stories we've heard in a while--and all of this week's drama centers around a newly acquired '79 Candy Apple Red Pontiac Firebird, just as pretty as a picture and suddenly seizing up...dammit! While JD covers all the news you can use, Bobbo and Gigi are awash in funny stuff you're gonna love, Turley has the stats and specs on the upcoming Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight, and PreKay keeps us streetwise. And, catch up with our old friend Adam Carolla--and we've got some BIG news about an upcoming JCW Show live music event with one of our all time favorite bands...can you say Foghat? Yes indeed, it's a perfect week to share a Saturday slow ride with the Wolfe Pack!

Ep 496JCW ARCHIVE: Cluck's Out The Pen!
From the hen house to the pen to the John Clay Wolfe show! We've got the origin story of our own Cluck Norris, the rough and tumble rooster that was terrorizing the streets of Fort Worth. We decided to give him another chance so he could roll with our transporters and keep them safe and he's not shy to tell us how he's had to defend himself before! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those thick Doberman Pinschers...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 495#443 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.09.24
Woohoo! Neighbors, you picked a PERFECT time to tune in, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has decided we're Spring Break bound and more than willing to start this party early! Our comedian friend Jerry Wayne Longmire stops by to hang for bit, share a boatload of laughs, and perform a little Car Astrology on some soundly screwy car and truck pics, while Johnny C. draws a perfectly followable (and not surprisingly astute) pattern of depreciation in Elon Musk's new Tesla Cyber trucks as they find their way into the wholesale market, JD and Gigi have some wise (and hilarious!) answers to listener emails, DJ PreKay finds that Jerry Wayne is more "street ready" than any of us thought in this week's Brosetta Stone, while Bobbo reflects on some not-so-secular weirdness he's been experiencing, our old friends Randy the Chipmunk, our new friend Poindexter the Florida Turtle, and the Devil himself pay a visit, and Colonel Turley keeps it all flowing right down the middle of the stream! Which leads to...well, you know: a damned good time! So grab a spot and a cold Natty Light, and sit a spell. Let's ride!

Ep 494JCW ARCHIVE: Hannah's Big Lick
It's always a bag of fun having Hannah the stripper in the studio! John and the crew interrogate Hannah on her bedtime, how much she makes in a night and what her future looks like, but the tables are turned when Hannah starts prodding J.D. to see which team he plays for. Things go a bit left when she shows her brand new boobs to the crew and they cant help but wonder what famous client could've paid for those! Will Hannah the stripper kiss and tell? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those nursing school students...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 493#442 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.02.24
You know we hate to quote movies at ya, but...in the words of the Wolfe Pack's patron badass, Jack Nicholson, "All work and no play is a major damned bummer." Or, something like that...and we don't know about you, but we expect that you know what it's like to be so damned busy on a work schedule that you kinda forget to stop and have a good time occasionally, right? And THAT is how we spend Saturdays around here. Coming off DJ PreKay's big video shoot, and Give Me the Vin's sale of the very first Tesla Cyber Truck in the country, and around sixty hours on the clock for JD, Turley, Bobbo and Gigi, we are READY for a good time! Join us as we run the gamut, from Gigi's dominance in Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, and JD waxing absolutely ultra-positive about a new Mail from Jail from his old friend Joe exotic, and Bobbo trying to figure out why John wants us all naked in his hot tub...It's quite a show. Not to mention, our own inimitable mix of music, sports, politics and world news, and our old friends Eddie Vedder, Johnny Cash, Hanna the exotic dancer and more, how could you not have a damned good time?! At least, until it's time to clock back in, right? So spend your leisure time wisely. Hang with the Wolfe Pack! You'll be happy you did.
Ep 492#441 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.24.24
Oh boy! Just like a burned-out Fire Chicken Pontiac, the Wolfe Pack is SO much better after a tune up! While Johnny C. has been out travelling, the crew has tuned our focus and firepower on putting on one hell of a great show this week...The Man Himself (that's our John Clay Wolfe!) has a LOT to say about current trends in the car biz, NIL money flooding college sports programs, and what it takes to keep this badass ship afloat, while JD makes a special announcement that takes our breath away--he's decided to get married again, and our congratulations come with much love and a kind of loss over why he doesn't want to throw the Wedding of the Century?! You'll notice, too, that our Gigi takes a bit of "tough love" to get her started in the right direction before she steals the show (and this week's Wolfe Pack Jeopardy game!)...while Bobbo, Turley and Prekay offer so much balls-on-the-wall, realtime FUNNY stuff, you'll laugh so hard it'll get tough to breathe! Um, maybe you should have a tune up too? No worries, neighbor: come on in, have a Natty Light, and let's pull out the hardware, yeah? Always a better time with you than it's ever been without you! Cheers. We're all "fixer uppers" when it comes right down to it!

Ep 491JCW ARCHIVE: SOB Origins
Yeah Buddy! John's feeling some type of way about Bobbo making "The World's Biggest Son Of A Bitch" bits about him after his wife pointed out some similarities. Bobbo swears it's just a coincidence and it seems they're definitions of a true SOB might vary. They break it down and it sounds like John might have some first hand experience with SOB's and he even confesses to some of his own SOB tendencies! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that naked guy in the media room...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 490#440 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.17.24
Just when you thought you'd run out of events to gamble your hard earned dollars on, the Wolfe Pack would like to propose a wager: we'll bet you're laughing your ass off before you get even halfway through the first hour of this week's show. Because we've got all flags flying for ways to enjoy the weekend now that football is dead and gone (or at least until we've decided whether we're in on the UFL)! Because you should know, Johnny C. is hanging with a VERY different crowd these days, riding dirt bikes in the daytime and horses at night, all fueled by whole kegs' worth of fine Miller Lite, AND has a great interview with Patrick Mahomes' QB coach extraordinaire Jeff Christensen to boot! Of course Gigi is keeping us boys on our toes regarding what a self-respecting (but still pretty kinky) modern woman needs...while JD, Bobbo and Turley (and don't forget DJ PreKay!) provide some of the funniest one-off bits we've ever attempted--and all live, without a net! So grab a Natty Light and get ready for a big Saturday, because we're in rare form this week--bet that! Ready? Let's go! Glad to have you with us.

Ep 489JCW ARCHIVE: Stick Shift
Rev those engines up baby! We're taking a wild ride through the archives! We start off trying to figure out whos liable for a backseat bump and grind session gone wrong, but all John can think about is one of JD's classic freaky tales. Our resident Playboy amuses us with answers to our questions like how, what, when and for how long. Let's just say Acura's can be a tight fit! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those Hurst shifters...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 488#439 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.10.24
We'll concede right off the bat here that the Wolfe Pack doesn't claim license to any particular championship professional sporting events, so when we refer to the Big Game, you know what we're talking about! And we have got four quarters' worth of high-flying NFL talk, predictions, betting treachery, and more: this week's BackTrax contest features the songs of Taylor Swift, because...well, you know. (And our results on that score are disastrously hilarious!) Of course, we play quite a few of our own games: JD sneaks a new "animal character" into his Sunshine State News report, PreKay has major recruitment call for 'high class ass-shakers, wannabe hos, and champion twerkers' to model in his upcoming new Rap video, while Gigi's gaming for a new love interest at every turn, and our latest round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy! includes Johnny C's new Hollywood friend Dean McDermott, star of TV, film, and an all-around badass! Because we're all about Big Games--especially where the big balls roll: 'cause like you, neighbor, we're super bowlers, too. Score!

Ep 487JCW ARCHIVE: Death of a Chipmunk
Oh boy, we got a story about squirrels wreaking havoc on the inside of trucks and our resident animal expert, Randy the chipmunk, drops in to let us know what's going down. Unfortunately John is in an awful mood and can't take anymore of his high pitched hijinks. We even take a poll to see if the listeners want to decide the fate of our beloved animal pal. Will John pull the trigger or will Randy live to eat nuts another day? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those soy bean wires...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 486#438 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.03.24
Tell you what the Wolfe Pack loves about Saturday morning: after another incredibly busy week, it sure is nice to get together with our friends, let loose, and laugh our asses off--and there's plenty of that going on with this week's program! Johnny C. has FINALLY moved ahead in his share of gambling dollars leading into the Big Game...and, speaking of, is Taylor Swift a Biden-loving spy in the house of American politics, or just a very successful singer with a very successful pro-football-playing boyfriend? Meanwhile, Gigi experiences a VERY worrisome situation with a missing daughter who didn't make it home last night, JD's got UFO news we've all got an opinion about, and our old friends Johnny Cash, Stephen Hawking, and more stop by to join in on the fun! And of course, John Clay has got the latest trends and inside dope on the car biz...So grab a spot and hang with the Wolfe Pack! So glad you made it to the party.

Ep 485JCW ARCHIVE: Urinal Disaster
Everybody's got a funny poop story, but John got a bomb dropped on him when a picture of a biohazardous scene in the company urinal hits his phone. Imagine his surprise when he sees that somebody dropped a doozy of a duece in the stand can. The crew ponders who dunnit, the logistics of how and also what kind of preventative measures can they take to make sure this never happens again. We'll see if it works! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those drug poops...and we'll see you Saturday

Ep 484John Clay Wolfe In Studio with Adam Carolla
Buckle up as John Clay Wolfe steps into @TheAdamCarollaShow studio for an unfiltered discussion about all things cars, selling and trading strategies, and a hearty dose of nostalgia from the good old radio days!
Ep 483#437 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.27.24
You're gonna be glad you found the Wolf Pack on a cool Winter day neighbor--because we have picked up a big ol' pot of hot fun for ya! We've got John's old friend Richard Rawlings from the famous Gas Monkey Garage to tell us all about his collaboration with Johnny C. to take some RADICAL one-of-a-kind vehicles to Barrett-Jackson for their Scottsdale Classics sale, so we are HEAVY on cars! And you know we've got JD, Bobbo, Turley, Gigi, DJ Prekay and Brother Homeschool along to round up one Hell of a great slate of entertaining stuff: we've got a special BackTrax contest, featuring newly discovered "secret" audio from the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, Turley's 'Last Great Round' of high stakes NFL betting this side of the Superbowl, JD Ryan gets a surprise visit from his little brother BJ Ryan, Gigi keeps the crew straight with plenty of fine-and-funky wisdom...and catch up with our old friends Johnny Cash, the Devil himself--and the Wolfe Pack Singers do a special tune for our sometimes hero Elon Musk, to the tune of Eric Clapton's "Cocaine". So bring your spoon and have a bowl of what we're cooking--we're tasty, yo!

Ep 482JCW ARCHIVE: When Roosters Attack
What does Colonel Sanders look like? Cluck Norris says he might be a prime choice to be a victim of a chicken on this week's archive clip! The toughest rooster around breaks down what could make you a target, and its easier than you think! John also asks for advice on sponsoring cockfights, which make Cluck a little jealous. Doesn't John know he's a CHAMPION?? I'll let Cluck tell it! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for Hai Karate...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 481#436 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.20.24
Hey, partner--did you ever see Stagecoach? Well, this week's episode is quite a bit like that: A stagecoach driver, a doctor, a drunk, a cowboy, and a schoolmarm are riding through Breakneck Pass with everything they own, on their way to sure redemption and glory...and wouldn't you know, they have such a good time that they forget that the schoolmarm is really the hero of the picture! Ride with the Wolfe Pack as the driver and the cowboy wrangle some REALLY tough betting prospects on this week's NFL Divisional playoffs, while the schoolmarm shares tales of life in Florida and a fine bit of guidance on how the cowboy might find happiness--if he'd just stop cursing up a storm! Meanwhile, the doctor and the drunk are coming from the same point of view, but on opposite sides of their own political proclivities...and we still have time for our own inimitable mix of music, sports, politics and world news...and all thanks to DJ PreKay adding that one essential new Hip Hop term to our collective vocabularies! So bundle up, sit tight, and 'po a fo' with the Wolfe Pack! We're lucky to have you along for the trip!

Ep 480JCW ARCHIVE: Breathalyzer Business
Behind every billion dollar company is a drunk friend right? John's newly charged buddy has a couple of boozy business ideas that he wants to throw around, and he has first hand experience! From breathalyzers to liquor companies, this man sure has his mind fixed [and that's without the pills!] Of course the ONLY problem is he has a wife that likes to yap HIM in to trouble. Who's gonna drive him to Shark Tank? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that turn in to Taco Casa...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 479#435 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.13.24
You're going to have to try and keep up, friends--because after a week that's been super busy, surprisingly enjoyable, and amazingly successful, the Wolfe Pack is spinning this week's program like a proper damned playground! All of our hallmarks are here: Johnny C. is covering the ever changing trends in a car market that makes other "car guys" shiver with dread, while he and Colonel Turley are betting all they've got on some VERY tricky football matchups (#NFLPlayoffs are the BOMB!), Gigi has some Jeopardy revenge play she's ready to roll out, JD Ryan has a You Just Lost a Listener letter or two that you can't miss, and Bobbo thinks it might be a good time to hit the border and find a new Venezuelan bride--easy, right?! And of course, we've got our own inimitable take on the latest news, pop culture gossip, music, and politics--along with visits from our old friends Stephen Hawking, DJ PreKay, the Devil himself, and many more! So grab a spot on the jungle gym, neighbor! We've got a fresh Natty Lite right here for ya. Cheers!

Ep 478JCW ARCHIVE: Contractor Blues
Can they fix it? They'll say they can! Before John's W6 Ranch was finished, he was having a tough time vetting contractors. When John wanted his party pavilion built up, he went straight to the streets to find the best out, but all he found was more demands for less work. From translating middle men to hanging plates, the whole build was shaping up to be nothing but a disaster. You know what they say, it's hard to find good help!! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those guys on the side of the road...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 477#434 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.06.24
WhooWEE! This week the Wolfe Pack takes to the indoors for some slightly cooler weather--but we're still putting it all out there, know what we're saying? Join us for a SUPER loaded roster of the best morning radio out there! We've got John's new recruit Gary Bennett (from the award-winning, industry leading Barrett Jackson auction dynasty), to give some wisdom on navigating the 'Classics' car market... betting gets heavy, with a slough of pro AND college games on the slab for the weekend (and Johnny C. still gaining on his season-long gamblin' feud with the notorious Colonel Michael Turley), while JD's got some WILD news stories from around the country, PreKay teaches us a little Hip Hop culture, and Bobbo shows off his encyclopedic knowledge of the most talented porn actresses currently working in the adult video field! And of course, our inimitable take on the best stories in music, politics and world news, and more! So make sure to layer up on the comfy warm outerwear, and brave the cold with the Wolfe Pack!

Ep 476JCW ARCHIVE: 11 Beer Haul
Happy New Year! Let's make a toast to the archives, just don't drive! When they first started cracking down on DUI's in the 70's, proud Americans were just trying to protect their God given freedoms, but John has seen just how scary a late night 25,000 lb haul with a seasoned drinker can be. How many beers will it take before young John starts to think uhhhh, this isnt a good idea? Let's find out! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those spinal fusions...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 475#433 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.23.23
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Wolfepack! We've got a special gift under the tree for you, and guess what it is? It's your favorite podcast back with a fresh Christmas Eve episode! Twas the Saturday before Christmas and all through the ranch, John was calling for our listeners to air out their grievances for Festivus! From long winded and sexually frustrated conspiracy theorists to former federal agents with a tip on stolen car scams, we've got a bit of it all. Gigi tells us about her family's experience ice skating [Black people on ice coming to a rink near you!] John's dropping cold hard cash on bad ass cars but he needs Uncle Roy and Bagman Tom to carry the cash [and the gun] to make sure it all goes smooth. We're missing Bobbo, but we find a clip of him trying out for a different station and we play DJ Pre-K's Christmas classic "Gangsta Ass Christmas" to bring up the spirits after John's middle school bully calls in to apologize for beating him up after slapping his sister's boobies [Turns out she deserved it!] Pour up that egg nog and light the yule log because we've got all that and more on the John Clay Wolfe show!

Ep 474JCW ARCHIVE: Randy’s Holiday Nut Heist
Woo-hooo! It's Christmas time and our own chipmunk correspondent, Randy, has dug this festive archive clip up for us! Randy's been stashing nuts all year but he's got to keep an eye out for those sketchy squirrels. Him and his chipmunk gang are hatching a plan to hit the local Wal Mart for the biggest nut heist the animal kingdom has seen! Will Randy and his team make away with the nut sack of their dreams? They deserve it after a confusing encounter with a Turkey last month... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those slippery eggs...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 473#432 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.16.23
Simmer down now, neighbor--we're all raring to hop into Christmas time as much as you are! And we're feeling so good about 2023 we're ready to share a heapin' helping of Wolfe Pack joy! BUT...it's going to take an informed mind and a damned good attitude to get to the finish line--so stick with us for a spell. We've got a bit to say about how to correctly pick, predict and bet smart with a bona fide sports book consultant for a double-dose of the NFL this weekend; Gigi's got all you need to know about how she has become a trusted and capable mental health guru, Turley has brought along some tasty bits of "organic" comedy he came across during Friday Night Time with Bobbo and PreKay (speaking of which, our DJ has a fun new round of Brosetta Stone for us), and JD Ryan covers a whole world of weird news, politics and current events! Stay locked in for a special bonus segment from today's final hour, and don't forget to grab a corny dog while you're here! Only ten days until the jolly ol' Fat Man comes to town--make sure you're ready with help from the Wolfe Pack! It's a holly jolly good time, for sure!

Ep 472JCW ARCHIVE: Baby, There’s Hoes Outside
Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays! We're all familiar with the classic and somewhat controversial "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Well our crew has their own spin on that all too familiar Christmas tale! Short but sweet, I'm sure you'll be caroling these lyrics in your neighborhood this year! Taken from one of our classic Saturday morning intros, here it is in it's glorious entirety. Make sure to stay warm this Holiday season! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for the clap...and we'll see you Saturday
Ep 471#431 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.09.23
Hey--you feelin' okay? Here at the Wolfe Ranch, we've got a LOT of the wintertime "bug" going around...but being the troopers we are, our best shot at relief is coming on in for what's probably one of our best shows of the year! While John's just a wee bit under the weather, Turley has got a wealth of football matchups and predictions to bet on, Bobbo's getting uptight about the GOP, JD has his eye on this week's top news items, and who knew that DJ Homeschool was such a great rock singer?! Of course, we have got a LOT of insightful talk about what's going on in the the car biz these days, and a whole menu of our own inimitable takes on sports, music, politics and world news, along with a host of our favorite radio friends from way back: catch up with Keith Richards, Tony Romo's dad, and more! Just, y'know, keep a safe distance partner--it's cold and flu season! But no worries, we've got Z packs to share. Thanks for hanging with the Wolfe Pack!

Ep 470JCW ARCHIVE: Camel Toe Polo
When there's no beer at the World Cup you have to get creative and that's exactly what John Clay Wolfe did in today's archive clip! You can hear the lightbulb go on above John's head as he invents the newest sport: Camel Toe Polo. Round up the butterfaces and call Mo because were about to play ball! The fans even have a way to make it better! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those extra toes...and we'll see you Saturday

Ep 469JCW ARCHIVE: What Is A Coon-Ass?
Let's take a little trip to Louisiana! Last year we all towed our show to the great cities of New Orleans and Baton Rouge to enjoy a little bayou flavor, and our field investigator DJ Pre-K got his journal out and got to the bottom of what everybody wants to know. What exactly is a Coon-Ass? What better way to find out than go straight to the source! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those dead animals under your deck...and we'll see you Saturday