“Go Ugly Early” & College Eats

Joe shares a funny story about a college buddy who lived by the motto “Go Ugly Early,” going after the less attractive girls while others chased the obvious beauties. Dave chimes in, showing a bar shirt with the same slogan, and the conversation shifts to college food hacks. Joe talks about hanging with bigger sorority girls and sneaking their peanut butter sandwiches, while he, Dave, and Jamie debate cheap-eats favorites—from tuna with mayo and cheese to ramen noodles and PB&J.