The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan

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Lauren Thiel is my accountant, and also the official accountant for the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan. She's also a comedienne and burlesque dancer. I don't know how many accountancy/comedy/burlesque triple threats there are in the world, but it can't be more than fifteen.If you work in a creative industry and are looking for an accountant, I highly recommend working with Lauren at 'The Real Thiel': https://www.therealthiel.comJoin the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Patreon for bonus episodes and merch: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, this is the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast. It is about one man's journey to boat ownership.For a bonus episode each week (and more) join the patreon: www.patreon.com/jdfmccannThis week I'm talking about quiz nights and sea grass and lettuce and so on and so forth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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if you enjoy this podcast and wish to have a bonus episode each week you listen to said bonus episode here: www.patreon.com/jdfmccannI’m on that pre 9/11Break free 9/11Exclusively skinny women on tv 9/11Ronald McDonald and carefree 9/11Encyclopaedia Brittanica on CD 9/11They killed 2 Pac, he didn’t see 9/11They killed Biggie Smalls, he didn’t see 9/11Marlon Brando 9/11Marlon Brando 9/11Marlon Brando 9/11Marlon Brando 9/11Way before 9/11No more 9/11Stay bright and tight and baby you ignore 9/11Jerry Maguire VHSs in the store 9/11The US can still effectively wage war 9/11Some people are 9/10Some people are 9/11Michael Jordan 9/10Denis Rodman 9/11Running around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone else’s money 9/10A sleeping bag and a motorcycle and ten or fifteen girls 9/11Rick Flair checking his Rolex in a limousine 9/11Woo!Rick Flair in a private jet drinking Champaign with a prostitute 9/11Woo!Kid Cudi 9/11Jay Z 9/10Kendrick Lamar, he wants you to think he’s 9/11 but I have my doubtsKanye West 9/12Final Fantasy 7 9/11Final Fantasy 9 9/10Van Gough 9/11Dali 9/11Picasso 9/10Mozart 9/10Vivaldi 9/11Ravel 9/11Mel Gibson, hard to say.A Burger King/Hungry Jacks that looks like a dystopian Soviet office block 9/11A Burger King/Hungry Jacks that looks like a diner from the 1950s with a jukebox and pictures of Elvis Presley on the walls 9/10Now I’m on that post 9/10That airport unpleasantnessI wish it was 9/10 againI have those 9/10 fetishes Watching Friends on a loop 24/7Marlon BrandoMarlon BrandoMarlon Brando 9/11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not quite a glorious half hour today. On the mend from the COVID.The patreon is over here: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. This is a buffer episode that ended up coming out at the same time and being recorded at the same time as always. But in the future! Who knows. Please join the patreon if that is something you want to do:https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Pentecost!come and see the show in melbourne this saturday please June 11: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-melbourne-tickets-333373969517join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this podcast, Scotty on twitter asked me to make my podcasts longer so they could stretch on for the length of his commute (one hour and twelve minutes). This seemed fair and reasonable. So here, mostly for Scotty, is one our and twelve minutes of James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Planning (plus advertisements).Is it quality? I mean, I don't think so. But it is quantity, and quantity has a quality all of its own.Join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannCome and see JDFM live: http://www.jdfmccann.com/comedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adelaide THIS Wednesday May 25: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/904894?bof=1Melbourne Jun 11 Aesthetic: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-melbourne-tickets-333373969517Join the Patreon! Some mugs remain, I accidentally got too many: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Go follow and listen to Act! Here his Act's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/actguitar/And here is his YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02yFmm0lSks&ab_channel=ActGuitarLive show in Adelaide coming up May 25: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/904894 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you from Zimbabwe? Are you living in a country that is not Australia? Please get in touch.Come and see James Donald Forbes McCann live and in the flesh in Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide: http://www.jdfmccann.com/comedyJoin the Patreon: http://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we take a break from talking about the boat to see if interviewing interesting people will generate more downloads and more advertising money for said boat. I spoke with James Hennessy about Elon Musk, Twitter, Crypto, NFTs, the metaverse, culture and aesthetics.James Hennessy tweets over here https://twitter.com/jrhennessy, and you can check out his Substack, The Terminal, here: https://www.theterminal.info/Join the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club Patreon for more Catamaran Plan content, and contribute to another man's boat ownership: http://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The scattering seeds across Australia tour is over. Phase one is well under way. We will buy me a boat.This is the first of two episodes to come out this week. Listen on to find out what splendid stuff is coming during the second episode.Current patreon members, your mug is coming soon. People about to become a patreon member, there's never been a worse time to join the patreon (you're too late to get a mug), but it's still a good idea: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia, I love you! Rest of the world, I love you also, but I'm too poor to see you! JDFMCP - The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan is travelling right across this great southern land.If you see me in Canberra over the next few days, come over and say hello.Everybody on the Patreon by the end of this month will be sent a hand drawn mug (I will do the hand drawing). Join here: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannDid you see one of the posters I'm putting up across Australia? Let me know! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melbourne shows have been cancelled! Very sorry. You can get a refund. More shows will be coming soon.Vitally, the Catamaran Plan Patreon mug special goes on. Everybody on the Patreon by the end of this month will be sent a hand drawn mug (I will do the hand drawing). Join here: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannYes, a gun went off (we think). Also, I think everybody is fine. Still, looking forward to getting out on the open road for a few days! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come and see me in marvellous Melbourne: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/aestheticJoin the Patreon and get your mug: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we are sending many open letters because we are stuck in the doldrums.Join the JDFMCP Patreon and get many many many bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccanncome to see me at the Melbourne international comedy festival: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/aesthetic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

we’ve got one iron in the fire - now it’s time for iron number two @Luke and Lewis, can I plz come on your podcast?Join the JDFMCP Patreon and get many many many bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I have had an epiphany.Are you looking to have an epiphany also? Consider joining the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club patreon: http://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clout! Thanks to Luke Heggie, Simon Taylor, and Sam Campbell, and Aidan Jones.Watch Aidan Jones’ special, Taco: https://youtu.be/1mDhKRBeBscJoin the Patreon for bonus episodes, and so I can finally buy a boat sooner: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the Reformation to Kanye West via Richard Nixon and Charles II, here is a brief history of the boat shoe.Fund another man’s journey to boat ownership and join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannKind thanks to my brother, who lent me his laptop this week. Behold, there’s a vast amount of editing in this podcast. I have not necessarily done good editing, but there is lots of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cash giveaway has been cancelled. Details in the podcast. Thanks to everybody who got their dollar.The wheels are falling off, but that's ok, because boats don't need wheels.(Do boats need wheels? They need steering wheels, I suppose. Maybe there are also other boat wheels. I look forward to finding this and many other boat questions out in the future).Join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannAlso, you can come and see me at the Adelaide fringe if you like:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get your money! Join in on the huge cash giveaway! Share the podcast Tag me so I can see it DM me your bank details/paypall information I will send you one Australian dollar Here is my instagram account,@jdfmccann: https://www.instagram.com/jdfmccannLimit one dollar per person! (It's a huge cash giveaway in that a huge number of people are going to be given cash, not in that it is a huge amount of money being given away. I think that 100 people, in a certain context, is a huge number of people. If one hundred people were with you in a public toilet cubicle, that would probably seem like a very big number of people indeed). Join the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannAlso, you can come and see me at the Adelaide fringe if you like: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here is an episode of the 'Captain's Log' Podcast from the Patreon. You can join that Patreon, and bring me that much closer to owning a boat. Plus, you'll get more episodes of 'Captain's Log'. Why, if you join one of the premium membership tiers, you could get a shirt and a membership card.https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had the first annual James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan X Lonely's Fine Art & Collectables Art Auction. Here's how it went, all the things went wrong in the lead up, and how much money we made.Comes and see James Donald Forbes McCann's Aesthetic at the Adelaide Fringe:https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8We currently have 13 patrons, a most unlucky number! Will you please sign up as sailing club member number 14, to get us into a more lucky type space? We only need #justonemorehttps://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannGood golly gosh, I'm enjoying this art auction, but I'm going to love it when this podcast is about a boat again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm doing a brand new show at the Adelaide Fringe! Please come: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8This episode did not get recorded in one take, and now we are well behind on Australian Survivor.An enormous thanks to Peter Goers, our sponsors, the Howling Owl, and you.Register for the art auction while you still can! We sold out during the week but more spots have been added: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/861719Join the Patreon! We only need #justonemore (perpetually): https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccannGood golly gosh, I'm enjoying this art auction, but I'm going to love it when this podcast is about a boat again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laura O'Callaghan is our very special guest! She is securing for the show some extraordinarily rare and valuable collectables.Register for the art auction (Feb 10): https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing?eid=861719&Come and see my Adelaide Fringe show: https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8Come and see my Melbourne Comedy Festival show: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/aesthetic#justonemore and join the patreon: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I quit my job. In a few weeks time, I'll just be doing freelance work, stand up comedy, and catamaran plans.There are still a few days left to bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1:https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to buy art, and are blithely indifferent to the plague, come to the art auction:https://fb.me/e/22nxE5tXUIf you yearn to contribute financially to the catamaran, join the patreon and reap glorious benefits.www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Purchase a piece of history, and bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1:https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to buy art, and are blithely indifferent to the plague, come to the art auction:https://fb.me/e/22nxE5tXUWe are joined on the podcast today by Dusty Rich. We discuss his napkin, boat licences, and raising a child.If you yearn to contribute financially to the catamaran, join the patreon and reap glorious benefits.www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you for listening to the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast, and for bringing me, James Donald Forbes McCann, that much closer to boat ownership.One must be professional. That's the only way this podcast is ever going to reach the heights of boat ownership. That's the only way people will choose to join the patreon.This episode, we talk with the wonderful Daniel Muggleton about all things professional, and also some things canal boat. VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: The art auction is taking place Feb 10. More details to follow in next week's show, but keep that date free! It might actually end up being extraordinarily easy to keep that date free, if the state locks us all in our houses again, but that won't be very much use for an art auction, now will it?That is Teezo Touchdown saying 'professional'. It's from his song, Professional. What a great artist, and what a great song. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Usually lots of thought goes into these podcast episodes but for this episode I'm sorry there was lots of cuban #3's consumed it is the holidays.The podcast will be back next week with a full and normative episode.www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rhi Down joins the sailing club for the final general meeting of 2021. We discuss important topics like: How to grow the listenership Plans for auctioning off a napkin Sexism And more.Don't delay, join the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club today! https://patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join James Donald Forbes McCann as he opens the first ever meeting of the official James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan Sailing Club. Topics on the menu include: Questions from the public A description of the dream boat Money Have you ever been sailing before? Free Taiwan Featuring Samuel McDonough and Amos Gill.Contribute to the boat by joining the Patreon at www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before the birth, first must come the conception. Listen to this important historical record in which the words ‘James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan’ are uttered in sequence for the first time in human history. Featuring JDFM, Jake Smith and Peter James.Contribute to the boat by joining the Patreon at www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.