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S1 Ep 39Retarded Strippers

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we talk about retarded strippers and whores, white guys that think they have big dicks, and Renaissance baby paintings looking like men. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Sep 16, 202053 min

S1 Ep 39The Weekend Quickie # 20 Sickle Cell

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] 09.13.2020 This week we have 6 stories and we are changing it up and ending on the good news stories. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Sep 13, 202016 min

S1 Ep 38The Cock Contest

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we have a contest for the best cock send it in to [email protected] to enter and Cortney talks about shit she wants to try. Alex talks about the DMV woes, seeing a motorcycle crash, and tries out a couple new bits. We all also talk about peodphiles and minor vandalism that ends in funny. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Sep 9, 20201h 4m

S1 Ep 38The Weekend Quickie # 19 Animals Rule

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] 09.07.2020 This week we have bonus stories due to the late release including a old man blowing up his house, police paperwork eaten by a goat, fires in California, and sinking boats. We always end with feel good and Florida stories so thank you for listening and we hint at an upcoming contest. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Sep 7, 202016 min

S1 Ep 37Destroyed Innocence

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we bring a guest into the fold and tell him of the adult world and ruin his mind. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Sep 2, 20201h 13m

S1 Ep 37The Weekend Quickie # 18 Crazy Old People

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[Explicit Language] 08.30.2020 This week we have 5 stories about Pedo Cops, MDMA, USPS and we end with the feel good story and Florida story. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 31, 202014 min

S1 Ep 36Chicken in a Can

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we are missing Cortney and we address the dumb people listening and talk about my canned chicken story and its shorter for my adhd friends. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 26, 202035 min

S1 Ep 36The Weekend Quickie #17 Explosions and Gators

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[Explicit Language] 08.23.2020 This week we are missing Cortney but we have extra explosive stories and end with kidnapping and Florida gators. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 23, 202015 min

S1 Ep 35White Slaves

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we are all over the place with white slaves, piranas, death row inmates, and bald eagles. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 19, 202041 min

S1 Ep 35The Weekend Quickie # 16 Amazon, Elephants, and Coke

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[Explicit Language] 08.16.2020 This week we have a few news stories which include Amazon, USPS, fat mexican children, and Airlines. We end with the feelgood stories and Florida story so stick around. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 17, 202014 min

S1 Ep 34Im Gonna Die

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we find out how Alex is gonna die, we give advise on evictions, and I tell my dumbest joke yet As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 12, 20201h 6m

S1 Ep 34The Weekend Quickie #15 Beirut

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] We have 7 stories and we start with Beirut but it does get better as we talk about the schools and covid. The Swiss are up to stopping human rights abuse and Florida can suck. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 9, 202012 min

S1 Ep 33The Worst and Special President

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we talk about the worst things in our lives, I dont know what a hysterectomy is, and I make fun of the special olympics. We end with some would you rather questions and my wife is messed up the entire podcast. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 5, 20201h 6m

S1 Ep 33The Weekend Quickie # 14 Social Distance

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[Explicit Language] 8.2.2020 This week we have 5 news stories about Portland, Roller Coasters, and Hazard pay from Lowes. We end with the feel good story about transplants and the horrible Florida story. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Aug 2, 202014 min

S1 Ep 32Asian D*ck Cheese

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week I show the girls some of the worst videos at their request including asian dick cheese and lemon party. We also talk about racist cannibals, how to cum, and how to defeat rape. I added a new segment of would you rather. [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 29, 20201h 16m

S1 Ep 32The Weekend Quickie #13 Coast to Coast

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[Explicit Language] 07.26.2020 This week we have 5 stories that go from coast to coast. We talk about Portland and that mess, Two Florida stories, a loyal lottery winner, and an officer that turned himself in. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 26, 202016 min

S1 Ep 31Road Rage and Masks

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week with the main 3 Alex goes on a road rage rant about all the thing he hates on the the road and the girls are guilty of most of them. We also have the rant on masks so if you want a dumb take on masking up listen up. Old people suck because Jesus, Columbia is taking extreame measures on covid, and we end on farts and handicap people and it is a better random episode. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 22, 20201h 10m

S1 Ep 31The Weekend Quickie #12 A young Hero

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[Explicit Language] 07.19.2020 This week we have five stories with Iran, a young selfless hero getting recoginized, and protests gone wrong with feolnys. We also have the feel good story and Florida story in which a dude loses his mind literally. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 19, 202016 min

S1 Ep 30Explaining The Joke

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week we have my the usual suspects in and I constantly have to explain jokes to my high wife. Cortney also gets a call from her sister who we bag on a bit, we talk about my 4th grade childhood, and take a deep dive on hentai. I also try to tell FBI stories but one gets yanked and to find out why you have to listen. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 15, 20201h 7m

S1 Ep 30The Weekend Quickie #11 Quickfire By Myself

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[Explicit Language] 07.12.2020 This week I kicked the girls out and did a quickfire news stories but the girls will be back next week. I cover the Roger Stone story, Catholic Church BS, Mexico, and travel bans for America. We always end with feel good story and Florida story and this week we get a good cop and a crazy Florida woman. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 13, 202015 min

S1 Ep 29The Straight D*ck Gang

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[Explicit Language][Sexual Content] This week all the usual people talk about child CPR, fat Americans, tipping, and sounding. I also am creating a new club for men with straight penises so if you have a curve or some other weirdness going downstairs you're out. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 8, 20201h 3m

S1 Ep 29The Weekend Quickie #10 The Nonsense Intensifies

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[Explicit Language] 07.05.2020 This week we got five stories that range from protests gone wrong to Mexico looking at stoping American visitors. We also included a 4th of July story for everyone here in America and its explosive. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 5, 202015 min

S1 Ep 28Its a Disaster

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[Explicit Language] This week Cortney destroys the mic stand and the episode is a disaster. We get into my dumb childhood and try to make fun of Cortney's Mom, dumb things we do, and porn. Also just to let you know I take steps two at a time and old people don't fu*k. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jul 1, 20201h 8m

S1 Ep 28The Weekend Quickie #09 We're not racist

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[Explicit Language] 06.28.2020 This week we cover six stories about the European Union travel ban, California messing up as always, and mental health in Tasmania. We also have the Florida story because the are going back to being crazy so enjoy the short 15 mins of stories. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 28, 202015 min

S1 Ep 27Courtney's Crippled Dad

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[Explicit Language] This week we are doing better and we make my wife uncomfortable with midget sex, rasism, and sex dolls. We also teach the girls a new phrase and talk about how onlyfans caused my bank to lock over a penny. If you are Courtney's Dad please turn around we talk about you and your disability. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 24, 20201h 2m

S1 Ep 27The Weekend Quickie #08 Meth Gators

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[Explicit Language] 06.21.2020 Happy Fathers Day and this week we got 5 stories with the usual cast here including myself (Alex), my wife Alex, and Courtney. We will cover generous children, police accountability, meth gators, and the Florida story. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 21, 202015 min

S1 Ep 26Retarded Magicians

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[Explicit Language] This week is the same bull as always with the host saying "you know" way too much. We have the regulars and we talk about retarded magicians, white women pr work, and I introduce the women to efukt. I also make George Floyd and 911 edgy jokes so be offended I dont care. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 17, 20201h 15m

S1 Ep 26The Weekend Quickie #07 Covid Dogs and the 1 Million Dollar Bill

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[Explicit Language] 06.14.2020 This week we have extra feel good stories with the 1.1 million dollar covid bill story and a story about folks in Ludlow trying to park due to bad grammer. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 14, 202016 min

S1 Ep 25Deep Dark Holes

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[Explicit Language] We have the regulars and we talk about diffrent fetishes, trannies, and twinks. We also tell drunk stories and go deep into porn categories and the girls can't unsee some crazy shit. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 11, 20201h 16m

S1 Ep 25The Weekend Quickie #6 White Guy with Dreads

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[Explicit Language] 06.07.2020 This week we have extra feel good stories because the police state has got us down so tune in and listen to the weekend quickie. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 7, 202016 min

S1 Ep 24The Perfect Sex Toy

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[Explicit Language] We have the regulars and I ask the girls about their ideal sex toy and we get to the bottom of toys vs men. We also cover leafers and what could been if I had a black step-dad. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

Jun 3, 20201h 12m

S1 Ep 24The Weekend Quickie #5 Its Been a Crazy Week

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[Explicit Language] Week of 05.31.2020 This week we have everyone and we cover George Floyd's Murder, Trump and the WHO, and a caring Highschool Principal. As well as the crazy Florida story this week is crazy. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

May 31, 202015 min

S1 Ep 23Im The Cook

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[Explicit Language] This week we have the regulars and I tell the women that men are funnier than them. I also tell stories about my dumbass friend Chris and me wanting to try comedy in the LDS church. I also show my wife some weird porn again and try to fix tinder. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

May 27, 20201h 8m

S1 Ep 23The Weekend Quickie #04 The Die In

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[Explicit Language] Week of 05/24/2020 This week my wife and I have 5 stories which cover covid gangs, Kennith Walker, waist down massages, and the florida die in all done short in 15 mins. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

May 24, 202015 min

S1 Ep 22Being Creepy

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[Explicit Language] This week we have the regulars and we ramble and talk about creepy things like weird dudes that they will not fuck and 2 girls 1 cup. We also cover rapey ducks, Shrek donkey, and trying new segments. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

May 20, 20201h 0m

S1 Ep 22The Weekend Quickie 03: Housewife Government

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[Explicit Language] This weeek we have 6 stories from coal, to unforseen problems with covid, and ending with a tragic story from Florida. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

May 17, 202016 min

S1 Ep 21Its Wrong To F*#k Little Ghosts?

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[Explicit Language] This week we have Alex, Courtney, and myself talking about uncomfortable subjects such as pedophillia, creepy dude cum, and black people. So buckle up because im about to waste an hour of your life and make you uncomfortable. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

May 13, 202059 min

S1 Ep 21The Weekend Quickie 02

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[Explicit Language] Week of 5.10.2020 This week I bring 5 stories with a special guest my best friend ben. We go over a couple covid stories, a couple non covid stories, and the manditory Florida story. We go a little over time but I feel its worth the listen. As always hit me up [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck

May 10, 202019 min

S1 Ep 20Were All Here

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Explicit Language Warning This is the first week all my roommates are on the podcast and we go crazy. We talk about everything from VR blowjobs, racist ducks, and my wifes inactive pussy for 6 weeks. Love it or hate it hit me up on social media twitter and instagram @alexthetruck or email me at [email protected]

May 6, 20201h 1m

S1 Ep 19The Weekend Quickie 01

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This is a new segment with my wife where we go over current events and will do a story on Florida every weekend. It is a quick 15 minutes so if the Wednesday hour is too punishing try this nonsense. Twitter: https://twitter.com/alexthetruck Instagram: @alexthetruck Email: [email protected]

May 3, 202014 min

S1 Ep 18Over Her Head

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My Wife doesnt understand much but we get to the bottom of when it is ok to fuck the pool boy. Hit me up on Instagram, Twitter, or Email https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en Twitter: @alexthetruck [email protected] I might be adding real short weekend episodes called weekend quickies going over the news and making fun of it with way to many fuckins in it.

Apr 29, 20201h 11m

S1 Ep 17Greeks are gay

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Added an intro diddy finally and got one of the roommates in as well. We try to talk about covid but my high wife derail that and the whole episode is off the rails from mouth tits and gay greeks. Also I finally got an instagram and twitter but im old and out of touch so im learning. https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/ my twitter is @alexthetruck Email is [email protected] As always episodes are posted every wednesday and subscribe.

Apr 22, 20201h 20m

S1 Ep 16POV is for Men

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Horny teenager stories, why POV is for men, and a bit political at the end. This episode will lose your IQ points by a lot but if you listened and want to say some shit let me know at [email protected]

Apr 15, 20201h 12m

S1 Ep 15Boarding School Stories

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Boarding School stories and a story about my wife when we first started dating. Add some dumb banter about the N word and church porn and you got the bulk of this episode. As always hit me up at [email protected] love or hate.

Apr 8, 20201h 2m

S1 Ep 14The High Wife

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It has happened Corona has locked down america and my wife is super high. It is a wild ride through my ADHD and my wifes highness you will lose IQ points listening to this beware. Contact me at [email protected]

Mar 30, 20201h 2m

S1 Ep 13Cabin Fever

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My Wife and I start in about the posibility of being stuck at home and then we go off the rails again and talk about fucking super obese people. If you want to contact me hit me at [email protected]

Mar 25, 20201h 5m

S1 Ep 12Trucker Trash Talk

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Last minute episode just about corona and trucker gripes

Mar 18, 202026 min

S1 Ep 11Health Care Don't Care

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My wife and I talk about corona virus and the health industry and then go way off the rails into talking about D-day in my wifes pussy. If you love it or hate it let me know at [email protected]

Mar 10, 20201h 1m

S1 Ep 10My Dumb BS

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This episode is all my opinions and thoughts about todays kids, comedy, racism, and police. It is a bad rambling episode without my wife and if you have anything to say hit me up at [email protected]

Mar 5, 202030 min

S1 Ep 9Rich Vs Poor

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Last week we had a recording error and so this week my wife and I talk about being rich vs being poor and what we can do about it. As always you can reach me at [email protected] for any questions or comments.

Mar 1, 202040 min