The Horror Virgin

"The one where Paige watched the wrong movie"This week's hottest movie is... Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. This movie has everything: creepy old houses, chase scenes in an attic, telepathy, and a scene where Dr. Loomis literally uses a child as bait to trap Michael. There’s also a mysterious ‘Man in Black’ who keeps lurking around, setting up more sequels than anyone asked for. We hope you enjoy this hilarious look at Halloween 5!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Alien: Romulus (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's Blade, Ryan Reynolds, and Jessica (not Alba). "This week's hottest movie is... Blade: Trinity. This movie has everything: a vampire apocalypse, a wisecracking vampire hunter, and a laser bow. Oh, And did I mention Dracula shapeshifts and runs shirtless through the desert? If you love vampire hunters who 30 seconds of screen time loading songs on to her first generation iPod during fights, you’ll enjoy the hell out of this wild movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"A Movie so Mikey that Mikey had to guest"This week's hottest movie is... Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead. This movie has everything: brain-drilling silver spheres, undead looters, psychic links, and Reggie the ex-ice cream man wielding a quad barrel shotgun. If you love action-horror with a side of dimension-hopping, you’ll adore this crazy movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Blade: Trinity (2004)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Who let this dude have a daughter?!?"This week's hottest movie is... Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare. This movie has everything: exploding heads, dream demons, and Freddy Krueger wielding a Nintendo Power Glove. There’s even a surprise family reunion—because guess what? Freddy has a daughter! If you love movies that don’t know if they want to be horror or comedy, you’ll love this crazy ride.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Did they person who wrote this movie not know what Scat is?"This week's hottest movie is... The Faculty. This movie has everything: parasitic aliens, caffeine-based drugs, mind controlled athletes , and Jon Stewart as a possessed biology teacher. Plus, Josh Hartnett’s character, Zeke, is a god. (AKA Seal Team One). If you love movies where a ragtag group of teens team up to save the world, you'll love The Faculty.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Freaky Friday the 13th"This week's hottest movie is... Freaky from 2020. This movie has everything: body swaps, murderous mayhem, high school drama, and Vince Vaughn acting like a teenage girl trying to dodge death by midnight. If you love a mix of slasher kills and laugh-out-loud comedy, you’ll love this movie and episode.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Faculty (1998)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Sebastian Stan is doing the most and I love it"This week's hottest movie is... The Covenant from 2006. This movie has everything: family secrets, shirtless brooding, and powers that age you like old cheese. It's a wild battle between two rich kids that feels familiar but also extremely inaccessible in the best way possible. We loved this crazy movie and hope you will too.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Freaky (2020)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Jason spends zero actual time in hell"This week's hottest movie is... Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. This movie has everything: exploding heads, a gremlin heart, and a cameo from Freddy Krueger’s glove. Plus, there’s a magical dagger that can actually send Jason to Hell—because apparently, all this time, Jason’s been more Supernatural than Slasher. Join us, and our resident Friday the 13th expert Jonathan Watkns, while we break down Jason Goes to Hell.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Covenant (2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"There is a killer on the dance floor"This week's hottest movie is... Prom Night from 1980. This movie has everything: disco dancing in a school gym, a masked killer with a shiny axe, high school secrets, and Leslie Nielsen as the school principal who’s way too calm while bodies pile up. Please enjoy our breakdown of this wild movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Covenant (2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"A Movie so bad ass it became every popular video game"This week's hottest movie is... Battle Royale from 2000. This movie has everything: explosive neck collars, psychotic schoolgirls with scythes, emotional breakdowns, and a teacher who’s committed to the brutal murder of his students. If you like you horror's chalked full of metaphor coupled with badass imagery you are going to love this movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Prom Night (1980)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Tina is a Shakespearian level character"This week's hottest movie is... The Final Girls. This movie has everything: time travel, scream queens, machete-wielding maniacs, tearful mother-daughter moments, and a killer that is on the hunt for boobies. If you love genre-bending films with a heartwarming twist, you'll lovre this movie and episode!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Final Girls (2015)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"This movie has weird values"This week's strangest movie is... Knock at the Cabin. This movie has everything: A cabin in the woods, harrowing choices, and a real "will they/Won't they" about whether they will allow this family to live. Enjoy our episode on Knock at the Cabin.Help Dan Kirk: (GoFundMe):https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-dan-kirk-with-als-medical-expensesHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Final Girls (2015)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's like Paige can't get enough Dick Ripping Movies"This week's hottest movie is... Hostel: Part II from 2007. This movie has everything: deranged businessmen with a taste for blood, attack dogs trained to murder Todd, and a twisted auction that makes it clear that anyone with a bigger bank account can save themselves by killing you. it's a scary movie with a terrible message about class.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Knock at the Cabin (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's a weird gory porno"This week's hottest movie is... Piranha 3DD from 2012. This movie has everything: a sexy water park called 'Big Wet,' a stepfather so evil and horny you'd think he was a thorn from Maleficent rose garden, and fake legs that really kick. This movie is so wild it's amazing we weren't just shouting at each other for the entire time.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Hostel: Part 2 (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's Spooky Law and Order"This week's hottest movie is... The Exorcism of Emily Rose from 2005. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, Cat Attacks, and a dad who gets Horse kicked. This movie laughs in the face of our legal system and makes up it's own rules. And we love it. We are also joined by the one and only Michael McMillian (True Blood/The Hills Have Eyes 2). Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Piranha 3DD (2012)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's a weird Indiana Jones Horror Movie"This week's hottest movie is... The Nun 2. This movie has everything: haunted catacombs, demonic possessions, and a heroic Sister Irene, once again facing off against the terrifying Valak. If you are into Goats and haunted magazine stands you are gonna love it! Also. this episode features Sammy Smart, and how could you not love that!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"I'd kill everyone in this building to charge my son's iPad"Join the gang this week, and very special guest Eli Bosnick (from God Awful Movies) as we break down The Exorcist: Believer. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, eerie séances, and a cameo by the iconic Linda Blair as Regan. We hope you enjoy this 2 and a half hour look at this wild Exorcist Sequel.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Nun 2 (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Not all miracles are divine."This week's hottest movie is... Immaculate from 2024. This movie has everything: a devout American nun, a spooky convent, secret catacombs, creepy rituals, and an "Immaculate conception" gone horribly wrong. Grab your rosaries and prepare for a nightmare!For more from Rachel Scanlon go to: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/And follow her @rachelscanloncomedyHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Exorcist: Believer (2023) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Dance like your life depends on it"this movie is a horror-comedy thrill ride about a group of kidnappers who get way more than they bargained for. This movie has everything: a ballet-obsessed vampire child, a haunted mansion, mismatched kidnappers, gallons of blood, and a series of twisted dance recitals.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Immaculate (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Your biggest fear just got bigger."Join the gang this week as we break down a low-budget creature feature about a spider. This movie comes from Australia, a place where they know exactly how dangerous spiders can be. But, of course, the filmmakers want the spider to be scary. And for Australians to find a spider scary, it HAS to come from space.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Abigail (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Is your war finally over"Join the gang this week as we break down a movie that made us cry multiple times. It's an emotional look at how survivor's guilt can destroy someone from the inside out, keeping that person from living their own life, finding love, and connecting with the community again. Set in post-WW2 Japan, and oh yeah, Godzilla is there. SERIOUSLY. IT'S AMAZING! Please enjoy our episode on Godzilla Minus One.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Sting (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"You don't know what he sacrificed to get here."Join the gang this week, with special guest Julian Fernandez (@julianfcomedy), while we break down Late Night with the Devil. This movie has everything... It's got a magician that is absolutely out to prove all spiritualist wrong. It's got a 70's Late Night host that will literally do anything to get to the top. It's even got a little girl whose head splits in half as she kicks off the dance party. You are gonna enjoy this bonkers episode.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Godzilla Minus One (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's like is Jason Borne was bad"Join the gang this week while we breakdown The Guest. This movie has everything. A grieving family. An unexpected house guest that really shakes up this family. A daughter that is about to be promoted to primary caretaker.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Late Night with The Devil (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"WHY IS IT STAHTING IN PAHKs"Join the gang with we break down M. Knights worst movie... But best RomCom. This movie has everything. A science teacher that seems to understands very little about science. His wife that can't stop herself from emotionally (at least) cheating on him, and fields that literally crop dust people to death as people walk through them. Please enjoy our look at The Happening.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Guest (2014)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Now, terror has no shape"This movie has everything: aliens, blobs, explosions, government conspiracies, and a heroic high school student who saves the day! It's Got: A creepy-crawly monster, government cover-ups, and a truck that delivers THE MOST snow. WE hope you enjoy this weeks episode on The Blob.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Happening (2008)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Something went wrong in the lab today. Very wrong."New York's hottest lab is The Fly. This place has everything: Brundle, baboons, and a teleportation pod that's just a ticking time bomb of DNA disaster. Picture this: a brilliant but eccentric scientist, one part Einstein, one part common housefly, spiraling into a buzzed frenzy. It's science meets body horror with a splash of romance that says, "I’m literally falling apart over you." So if you're looking to experience more than just a fly on the wall, buckle up for a metamorphosis that will make your skin crawl!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Blob (1988)NordVPN - This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Get your Exclusive NordVPN deal at nordvpn.com/horrorvirgin - It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Habit-forming. Mind-controlling"This week’s podcast episode has EVERYTHING. We’re diving into the cult classic, The Stuff. It's like if your vanilla yogurt was a crystal ball into our social media-obsessed future—creepy, addictive, and turning everyone into mindless zombies craving more. Join us as we explore how this gooey, marshmallow-like treat from the '80s wasn’t just a dessert, but a prophecy about how social media would meld our minds into one big, hive-mind megazord. Don’t miss this chilling yet delicious breakdown of consumer culture gone wild.If are re-listening to this episode. The episode starts at 9:25Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Fly (1986)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"One way in. No way out"2018's hottest movie is Annihilation. This movie has everything: shimmering walls, mutant alligators, and talking plants. This sci-fi thriller is like if Darwin and David Lynch designed a bio-dome. Picture this: Natalie Portman, a grieving biologist, leads a team of equally tormented scientists into a glittery, rainbow-colored death trap called "The Shimmer". And the climax? Imagine a dance-off with your own shadow that might just swallow your soul. It’s the ultimate trip—literally.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Stuff (1985)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The one where we see an accurate representation of Tom Cruise as a dad"Join the gang this week while we break down an H. G. Wells story so iconic that everyone thinks Orson Welles (possibly related) wrote it. There is a lot of like about this movie. There is also a lot to dislike, and his name is Robbie. But at the end of the day we had a blast talking about this one. Enjoy.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Annihilation (2018)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Quarantine. Eradication. Sterilization. Repopulation"Listen. I'm gonna level with you. It's the kids fault. Like everything in this movie is the kids fault. If Hawkeye had just done his job and shot Andy in the face London wouldn't be getting blown up and gassed by NATO right now. Speaking of that. I'm typing this from my hotel room in London. I gotta go. I hear some commotion on the street.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Some Thing Has Found Us"Join the gang this week as we introduce Todd to the very first Cloverfield movie. We've covered "10 Cloverfield Lane," but as you know, nothing in the Cloverfield universe connects, so he had no idea what was in store with this one. You're going to love his reaction. It's a blast of an episode for a movie that's still talked about today because of how amazing it was.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: 28 Weeks Later (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Night of the Living Dead is over. Dawn of the Dead is here."Join the gang this week while we break down a movie that really laid the ground work for all the zombie movies that came after it. We had a blast breaking down the ins and outs of this movie. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed talking about it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Cloverfield (2008)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"This whole street is haunted"Join the gang this week while we break down Demián Rugna's Terrified. This movie isn't just scary, its a fun twist on a classic haunted house story. We hope you enjoy this episode half as much as this movie scared Todd. Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"One can never give a child enough supports"Join the gang with week while we break down the 2007 The Orphanage.  This movie has everything.  A mom who's basically a goth Peter Pan, searching high and low for her missing crew of lost boys.  There's this creepy cave that's basically a magnet for every kid with a death wish. And let's not forget about the little one with a life story so tragic, Shakespeare's tragedies are shaking. Buckle up, because this episode will take you on a roller coaster ride through every emotion you wish you didn't know you had.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Terrified (2017)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"A Shaman, a Buddhist Monk, and a Priest walk into a bar"Join the gang this week while we break down a pretty stellar foreign film. This one it a supernatural whodunit pitting two shamans against each other with a bumbling cop in the middle.  But are foes truly foes? No man knows. But by the end of the episode. We spoil it for you. So watch this one first maybe. It's great. you'll like it!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Orphanage (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“There's no point in praying.”Join the gang this week while we venture into a post-religious world. Where the only thing that can save you from evil it to not witness it. Unless you are immune. Then you can clean up evil with a sextant telescope thing. This is a crazy scary movie that got Paige just as much as Todd. Mikey wasn't at ALL affected.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Wailing (2016)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"We Are Our Own Worst Enemy."Join the gang this week while we revisit Us.  Do we love the metaphor of this movie?  Absolutely.  Does the logic on the world the movie takes place in make sense? Not at all.  But what is so logical could unregulated capitalism pitting Us against ourselves for our very survival?  Peele knows how to make a movie!  We hope you enjoy this revisit of Us!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: When Evil Lurks (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"You send a ghost to a pimp?"Join the gang this week while we dive into The Glen to unpack a wonderful movie that pokes fun at some truly terrible realities in our world.  There is some debate as to if this movie is considered "Horror" so we'd love to know what you all think about that, but either way, the movie is amazingly done and Jamie, John, and Teyonah are amazing in it. Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Us (2019)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"We can't all Pod First"Join the gang (and special guest Shondalia White) to break down this super funny horror comedy. Would we have survived the most racist board game ever? Probably not. but the one thing we are sure of is that Officer White and Mikey have extremely similar energy. Enjoy the episode!If you want more of Shondalia White follow her on Instagram @storytimewithshondaliaCheck out her Podcast:I Can't Eat Sh*t! Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/user/ShondaliaWhiteHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: They Cloned Tyrone (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Roe V. Blade"Join the gang this week while we break down the insane vampire sequel Blade 2.  This movie has everything.  Hellboy, a Boondock Saint, and a retconned main character who can't make up his mind if he is evil or not.  It also has Wesley Snipes at like PEEK Snipes.  It's amazing.  We hope you enjoy it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Blackening (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Scream your last breath."This is no tourist trap. It’s a new podcast episode. No one’s ever been down here before. Join the HV Crew as we repel into blood puddles, try to avoid creepy crawlies, and love each day with the Descent. Will Mikey blame Todd for sneaking up behind him and letting Mikey kill him with an axe?  Yeah Probably.  Enjoy.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Blade II (2002)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Cry little podcast!"Join the gang this week while they revisit (with Mikey and Paige this time) The Lost Boys!!!  This is the first movie Todd has ever had the chance to pick and he pulled out one of our favorites.  We hope you enjoy this revisited episode!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Descent (Revisited - 2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Hell is a teenage pod"We’re actually evil. Not podcast evil. Grab your bag of frozen peas, your $12 corsage, and your BFF necklace, and meet us down at Melody Lane for Jennifer’s Body. It's Paige's first time on the podcast talking about this movie, so unlike Mikey and Todd's stale takes, hers are fresh out the garden!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Jennifer's Body (Revisited - 2009)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's like Danny Ocean and Jigsaw went head to head"Join the gang this week while we break down Mikey's favorite torture porn movie from the mid-2000s.  We had a lot of fun talking about this movie but that doesn't mean we all liked it.  I guess you'll have to listen to find out who loves it, who likes it, and who does NOT care for this movie at all.  The results may surprise you.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Jennifer's Body (Revisited - 2009)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"More people get slapped in this movie than in loony tunes cartoons"Join the gang this week as we dive back into the Stephen King classic Carrie.  This is technically a revisited episode but Mikey and Paige were not on the OG episode so their "takes" are Fresh and on point.  You are gonna enjoy this episode. It's one of Stephen King's best movie adaptations, and we had a great time talking about it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Collector (Revisited - 2009)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Life finds a way"Merry Christmas!!!!  It's that magic time of the month of a magical time of year when not only do the listeners get to pick the listener request.  They can pick ANY movie they want, regardless of theme.  And this year the listeners picked Jurassic Park!  This movie RIPS and is of course a classic movie that blew people away in 1993 and us again when we watched it for the episode.  Please enjoy this Christmas edition of The Horror Virgin!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Carrie (Revisited - 1976)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets to kill."Join the gang this week while we break down the better version of "It's a Wonderful Life.  Because the Potter Characters actually get what is coming to them.  Look.  Is this movie a work of art?  No.  not at all.  But is it so much fun it is absolutely going to be a "Go to" Christmas Horror Movie each year?  Hell yes!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Jurassic Park (1993)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy 300th Episode!!!Join the laughter-packed celebration of The Horror Virgin's 300th episode as the crew unravels the enigmatic Hitchcock classic, Psycho (1960). Tune in for the comedic breakdown, fun insights, and a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners. This milestone wouldn't be possible without your support and enthusiastic word-of-mouth. So, let's embark on a cinematic journey together, minus the screams, and share the joy of horror with gratitude!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"What is happening?"Step into the chaos with the crew and our awesome guest, Jason Pargin, as we unravel the mysteries of a mind-bending movie. We boldly venture into this cinematic experience with zero knowledge of the video game lore – because, let's face it, we're here to review the movie, not the games. Brace yourselves for a wild ride through confusion as we try to make sense of everything that unfolds. Despite the perplexity, one thing is crystal clear – we totally get why this flick raked in the big bucks at the box office!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Psycho (1960)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Welcome to Barrow (Alaska), Inhabitants: 3"Join the gang this week while we revisit a town that goes zero sunlight for 30 days.  Will Todd go mad with Seasonal effectiveness disorder?   Will Paige try to bang Snow Crixus?  Will Mikey finally get to cut a child's head off with a dull axe?  Find out now while we Revisit 30 Days of Night!!!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.