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Glitter, Leg Warmers, Fame

May 19, 20261h 0m

The Spirits Are Bottomless

May 12, 202643 min

ERROR 404: Privacy Not Found

May 5, 202651 min

She's A Man Eater - THROW BACK

Apr 28, 20261h 5m

Shoe Me the D

Apr 21, 20261h 4m

A Journey Through Miles

Apr 14, 202615 min

S3 Ep 121A Journey Through Pages

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In this week’s episode, The Mystic 💃🏼 wanders through the world of books, rediscovering the joy of reading later in life 📖 From thrilling series that keep you up all night to thought-provoking novels that linger long after the last page 🤔 Lesley shares her recent favorites and what we're reading lately. Along the way, we explore how reading can boost your mood, reduce stress, sharpen your mind, and why it’s so important to cultivate a love of reading in children! 🫨 Whether you’re a lifelong bookworm or just picking up a hobby again, this episode is about slowing down, finding joy in stories, and remembering the magic of getting lost in a good book ✨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Apr 7, 202631 min

S3 Ep 120No Filter, Just Plaster

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics unravel the eerie legacy of death masks 👹 The hauntingly accurate casts taken from the faces of the newly departed. The Gruesome Twosome dive deep into the long, strange history, from ancient funerary rituals to Renaissance artistry to the 19th-century obsession with capturing a person’s final expression 👨🏻‍🎨 Along the way, Amber and Lesley explore why people created them, how they were used, and what these uncanny memorials reveal about our fascination with mortality 💀 Amber takes us straight to the most infamous cast of them all... the death mask of Marie Antoinette. Is it really her? Why does it look so unsettlingly lifelike? And what conspiracy theories surround the mask of France’s most notorious queen? From artistic preservation to royal intrigue, these faces from the past have a lot more to say than you might expect 👺THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenBBC Article on Death MasksDeath Masks on WikipediaDeath Masks

Mar 31, 202645 min

S3 Ep 119Will Absolutely Snoop

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In this week’s episode the mystics audit their FBI agents and take a chaotic stroll through the absolutely unhinged corners of their own social media algorithms 📱 What started as a simple curiosity about what their FBI boyfriends might be monitoring quickly turned into a full-blown investigation… and unfortunately, their browsing histories are way wilder than expected. Along the way they uncover evidence of Amber accidentally joining a health and fitness cult after getting a Garmin watch and now every step, heartbeat, and life choice. They can't forget about the viral zoo drama surrounding Punch the Monkey, who is apparently being bullied by the other monkeys in his enclosure (and yes, they have a lot of feelings about it). 🙈 It’s a little bit conspiracy, a little bit algorithmic chaos, and a lot of “how did our phones think we wanted to see this?” Settle in for a very chatty, very scattered, and very entertaining deep dive into the strange digital trails we leave behind. If the FBI is listening… we hope they’re enjoying the show. 🐒📱THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Mar 10, 202641 min

S3 Ep 118Train Wreck Energy

In this week’s episode The Mystics dig up Colorado’s wildest legends and chase them straight into the mountains as they unravel not one, not two, but three pieces of high-altitude weirdness 👻 Starting in the crumbling remains of Buckskin Joe, where the legend of Silver Heels still lingers in the mountain air 👠 The mysterious woman in shining shoes who captivated a rough-and-tumble mining camp and then vanished after a devastating smallpox outbreak. Was she a selfless heroine? A myth polished by time? Or something a little more ethereal? 🧚🏻 Buckskin Joe, Colorado is also home to J. Dawson Hidgepath. A man whose skeleton allegedly refused to stay buried 🦴 As if that wasn’t enough mountain madness, we climb higher to Marshall Pass 🚂 and the chilling legend of the Phantom Train, a ghostly locomotive said to have chased a terrified engineer through the snowy Continental Divide before vanishing into thin air. Buckle up for some wild tales in Train Wreck Energy.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenLegends of America - Silver HeelsLegends of America - Phantom Train

Mar 3, 202651 min

S3 Ep 117Return of the Pelvis

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In this week's episode The Mystics shake, rattle, and roll straight into one of the most bedazzled conspiracy theories of all time 👀✨ It’s Return of the Pelvis, and we’re asking the question that refuses to leave the building: did Elvis Presley really die in 1977… or did The King stage the ultimate encore? 🕺🏻 From suspicious timelines and eyebrow-raising “sightings” to the wild theory that he’s been hiding in plain sight as Pastor Bob Joyce, we’re unpacking the rhinestoned rabbit hole with our usual mix of curiosity, chaos, and just enough side-eye to keep things respectful. And because no episode would be complete without a little supernatural spice 👻 you can expect a ghostly update from one of the hosts that may or may not involve spectral side commentary from beyond the mic. Are the spirits weighing in on The King? We’re not saying yes… but we’re also not saying no. Its conspiracies, charisma, and questionable hip movements all served with a wink and a little southern gothic glitter. Long live The King… wherever he may be. 👻🎤THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Feb 24, 20261h 3m

S3 Ep 116Start a Revolution, Oops

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In this week’s episode The Mystics brace for impact as love, loyalty, and history collide 🤗 Part II of the Outlander deep dive picks up right where The Gruesome Twosome left off. Amber and Lesley unpack the emotional devastation of Wentworth, Jamie’s unimaginable trauma, and the way that survival becomes the foundation of their marriage. ☹️ It’s heavy, it’s complicated, and it’s one of the most defining arcs of the entire series. Come along as they trek through the remaining seasons (up through Season 6½ anyway) and trace the evolution of Jamie from outlaw to laird to reluctant military leader. Talks about Culloden fallout, the print shop reunion, Frasers Ridge, and the slow march toward revolution. And yes… this is where Lesley's patience with Claire starts to thin. There's moral compromises, political maneuvering, and the recurring theme that Jamie is constantly in danger 😵‍💫 constantly imprisoned, and constantly paying the physical price while Claire is forced to negotiate in ways that don’t always sit comfortably. It sparks a bigger conversation about power, agency, and the uneven burdens they each carry. Jamie Fraser endures. History refuses to bend. And Amber and Lesley have thoughts. The stones may have started this story, but war is what shapes it.

Feb 17, 202644 min

S3 Ep 115Touch the Stones, Marry a Highlander

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In this week’s episode the mystics tumble through time and straight into technical chaos. We learn all about Lesley's obsession, Outlander 🔷 Part I of the deep dive sets the stage with Claire and Frank. Their post-war reunion, their trip to Scotland, and the subtle (and not-so-subtle) historical breadcrumbs that hint something far bigger is coming 🗿 Talk about tension with Black Jack Randall, the early magnetism of a certain ginger Highlander, and the growing pull of destiny that Claire can’t quite ignore 💏 The Gruesome Twosome end on a choice that quietly sets devastating consequences into motion 😔 Along the way, you can expect brief battles, some minor technical gremlins (and a very opinionated cat), but like true Highlanders, The Mystics press on ✊🏻 History is stirring. Choices are being made. And the Fraser saga is only just beginning.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Feb 10, 202642 min

S3 Ep 114Absolutely Not

In this week’s episode, The Mystics uncork the rest of the chaos at SUR and finish our deep dive into Vanderpump Rules — because the drama was only just getting started 😈 In Part Two, Amber breaks down seasons 7–11, where the friend group fractures ❌ weddings implode 👰🏻‍♂️ new cast members stir the pot 🫕and the show shifts from messy twenty-somethings to full-blown life-altering betrayals. The Gruesome Twosome talk engagements, firings, breakups, babies, business ventures, and the scandal that shook Bravo to its core. Yes, we’re looking at you, Scandoval 🫨🫨 From the unraveling of long-term relationships to the reinvention arcs that nobody saw coming, we trace how the show evolved from chaotic comfort TV into a cultural moment. Who survived, who self-destructed, and who somehow opened another bar in the middle of it all? 🍸If Part One was about laying the messy foundation, Part Two is about watching it all burn and then asking ourselves why this is still one of the greatest comfort shows of all time 🥰

Feb 3, 202642 min

S3 Ep 113A Perfectly Normal Friend Group

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics pull up a barstool at SUR and finally dive into Amber's ultimate comfort show: Vanderpump Rules 🍸For the uninitiated (and the brave), this episode serves as your guided tour through the chaos! In Part One of this two-part series, Amber breaks down seasons 1–6, covering the original cast, the tangled dating webs 🕸️ the iconic feuds, and the foundational drama that made VPR a reality TV staple 📺 Who dated who (and cheated with who), how friendships imploded, and why no one should ever trust a man with a cover band—nothing is off the table 🥴 Whether you’re a longtime Bravo fan reliving the glory days or someone who’s never stepped foot inside SUR, consider this your crash course in the mess, the tea, and the emotional support reality show that started it all 🍹And just wait.. part two picks up where the drama gets even darker…THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Jan 27, 20261h 3m

S3 Ep 112The Truth Is Out There (So Is the Deductible)

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics blast off into one of the strangest close encounters in American history 🛸 Amber and Lesley head to Kelly, Kentucky in the 1950s to unpack the infamous Hopkinsville Goblin case, where the Sutton Family claimed their quiet farmhouse was suddenly under siege by a gang of glowing-eyed “little men” straight out of a sci-fi fever dream 👽 After hours of gunfire, terror, and holding down the fort, the family fled to the police who showed up to find a house full of bullet holes… and absolutely zero goblins. No footprints. No bodies. No proof. Just vibes. Unsettling vibes. 🔫🔫 Amber also shares the ongoing saga of the maybe-ghost “big sister” haunting her house 🥴 complete with a toddler who won’t stop chatting with her, mysterious jewelry-making sessions, and some truly unhinged baby monitor conversations. So was the Sutton farmhouse really attacked by aliens? Was it mass hysteria? Or did someone decide the fastest way to a home renovation was through an intergalactic insurance claim? 🤔🤔 The truth is out there… and so is the deductible. 👽🏚️✨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenThe History ChannelCryptid Fandom - Hopkinsville GoblinsWikipediaArticle from WKMSCourier & Press

Jan 20, 202644 min

S3 Ep 111Giddy Up

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics ascend into the celestial realm of the Chinese Zodiac 🐓✨The Gruesome Twosome, both born under the bold and fiery sign of the Rooster, take a stroll through the year we just shed. The sly and sneaky Snake 🐍 and peer ahead to the wild ride awaiting us in the galloping Year of the Horse 🐎💨 What twists of fate, cosmic surprises, and ancient wisdom lie ahead? Listen up as we dust off the scrolls, consult the scholars before us, and uncover what the universe may have in store for the year ahead. Buckle up cause destiny waits 🔮✨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Jan 13, 202632 min

S3 Ep 110Family Tree, Meet Shrub

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In this week's episode The Mystics unravel one of history’s most unsettling royal legacies: King Charles II of Spain 🤔 and the devastating cost of keeping bloodlines what they call "pure" 🥴The Gruesome Twosome take a deep dive into the Habsburg family tree (or… wreath), exploring why generations of royals married only within their own family and how that decision led to profound physical and medical consequences 🧬 From severe illnesses to lifelong suffering, we break down just how sick Charles truly was, what symptoms historians believe he endured, and how his condition became a living example of what happens when power outweighs biology 🌳 It’s a grim chapter of history, told with curiosity, context, and just enough dark humor to survive the absolute chaos of it all.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenKing Charles II on BritannicaKing Charles II on MediumKing Charles II on All That's Interesting

Jan 6, 202656 min

S3 Ep 109Sensory Issues: The Episode

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In this week’s episode the Mystics spiral over the things that, once you know them, you cannot unknow 😵‍💫 And frankly, you shouldn’t have to suffer alone. Amber kicks things off by revisiting a deeply traumatizing relic from her high school years: a movie involving giant bugs, an aggressive mist/fog situation 🪳 and absolutely no reason for it to be as upsetting as it still is. She breaks down the plot in the simplest, funniest way possible. Next, Lesley takes the mic to expose dolphins 🐬 for what they truly are: not sweet ocean puppies, but calculated, intelligent predators of the sea with a PR team that deserves jail time. And finally, Amber closes out the episode with a hidden gem left behind by her home builders warranty guy, that may or may not explain five years of heightened paranoia, sensory overload, and one very specific villain origin story 🪭 Light-hearted, unhinged, and just self-aware enough, “Sensory Issues: The Episode” wraps up 2025 the only way The Mystics know how: sharing cursed knowledge, laughing through the discomfort, and making sure if we have to know this… you do too 🥰THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Dec 23, 202556 min

S3 Ep 108O Come All Ye Fearful

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In this week’s episode, the Mystics unwrap the weirdest side of the holidays, digging into Christmas 🎄 traditions that are less ✨ silent night ✨ and more “please don’t come to my house 😱 Straight from The Scary Book of Christmas Lore by Tim Rayborn, we explore festive customs from around the world that are creepy AF... but somehow still jolly 🎅🏻 Meet the Mari Lwyd 🐴 a skull-faced horse that shows up uninvited and demands entry, dive into the chaotic energy of Mummers roaming the streets in disguise 👺 and chat about La Befana. A witchy grandmother who delivers gifts (or judgment) on her broomstick. Speaking of brooms, we also get into the age-old tradition of hiding them so witches can’t collect them and take to the skies on Christmas Eve 🧹 It’s spooky, it’s historical, and it’s delivered with plenty of laughs, side commentary, and mild concern for everyone involved 🥴 So grab your cocoa, lock your doors (just in case), and join us as we prove once again that Christmas has always been a little… unhinged. 🎄👻THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenHardcopy of The Scary Book of Christmas Lore

Dec 16, 202549 min

S3 Ep 107Bird Watching Goes Both Ways

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics dive into the curious world of avian espionage 🦅 Amber explores the origins of the “birds aren’t real” conspiracy 🐧 Questioning whether it’s satire, paranoia, or somewhere in between... 🕵🏻‍♀️ But Lesley is convinced that some birds are definitely up to something 👀👀 The Gruesome Twosome chat about a viral TikTok trend where women casually inform their partners they “saw a bird today” and share our thoughts on the joys, and potential suspicions, of bird watching in general 👓 Prepare for feathered facts, wild theories, and a few laughs along the way.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Dec 9, 202558 min

S3 Ep 106Sandra Hughes

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In this week's episode The Mystics wander into the strange and sacred shadows of Yosemite as they explore the disappearance of Sandra Hughes, an experienced outdoorswoman known for her unmistakably bright blue hair, who vanished in 2020 under circumstances that still don’t add up. With care and compassion, The Mystics retrace Sandra’s final known steps: a wrecked campsite, scattered belongings, and several eerie sightings that left search teams puzzled. Despite her deep experience navigating wild spaces, Sandra slipped into the forest’s silence — and more than four years later, her story continues to perplex investigators and armchair sleuths alike. But this is Yosemite, after all... a place built on legends just as much as granite. So the Mystics also dive into the valley’s enduring lore: guardian spirits carved into cliffs, trickster forces said to protect the wilderness, and the ancient stories of the Ahwahneechee people who believed these lands were alive and listening. Balancing mystery with myth (and just a sprinkle of the Mystics’ usual humor), this episode honors Sandra’s story while exploring the deeper, older magic of Yosemite, a place where the line between the seen and unseen is never quite straight.🚨🚨 If you have any information about this individual or if you have been in the area south of Merced Pass and Buena Vista Crest during July 2020, please call 209-372-0610, even if you didn't see her or abandoned gear.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenNational Park Service Posting on SandraThe Bizarre Disappearance of Sandra Hughes, Where Are They PodcastThe Haunting Case of Sandra Hughes, Haunts PodcastMedium.com Article on SandraWSBT ArticleMariposa Gazette

Dec 2, 202542 min

S3 Ep 105It's Aliens, Duh!

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In this week’s episode The Mystics beam up one of Colorado’s most bizarre and suspicious mysteries: the strange 1967 death of Snippy the Horse (real name: Lady). When Lady wandered off and was later found with the flesh mysteriously removed from her head and neck, and no blood anywhere 🤔 the entire town basically looked at the sky and said, “Yep, aliens.” The two saddle up and trot through the eerie details: scorched vegetation, weird chemical smells, locals feeling sick near the scene, and strange lights dancing over the San Luis Valley 🛸 But the real eyebrow-raiser? One of the only doctors to declare Lady’s demise “natural” just so happens to be from the Air Force. Huh. Totally normal. Nothing to see here. Please continue complying with your government-issued horse explanations 🤫🤫🤫 Grab your tinfoil hats, watch the skies, and join us for a cosmic ride through cattle chaos. Because when things get this weird, the explanation is obvious… It’s aliens, duh! 👽🐴✨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenDenver Public Library on Lady50 Years Later ArticleMore Mystery ArticlesWikipedia

Nov 11, 202543 min

S3 Ep 104The First Woman’s Power

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In this week’s episode, one Mystic descends into the shadows of ancient myth to uncover the true story behind Lilith 🕷️ the woman history tried to forget. From her earliest Mesopotamian origins to her controversial role as Adam’s first wife in medieval folklore, we explore how her refusal to submit reshaped her legacy into one of autonomy, rebellion, and divine feminine fury 🌩️ Lesley breaks down why Lilith left Eden, how patriarchal narratives painted her as a dangerous seductress, and how modern witchcraft has reclaimed her as a patron of sovereignty, sexuality, and shadow work. 🕯️Light a candle, pour something dark and sweet, and settle in for an episode is all about power, boundaries, and the woman who said “no” first. 💃🏼THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenLilith in Biblical HistoryThe story of LilithThe Alphabet of Ben Sira on Lilith

Nov 4, 202524 min

S3 Ep 103From Samhain to Snickers

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In this week's episode The Mystics summon up the spirit of Halloween 👻 as they wander from ancient bonfires to your neighborhood cul-de-sac candy haul. The duo dives into the pagan roots of Samhain, where disguises were meant to fool wandering spirits, and how those traditions slowly transformed into our modern-day parade of costumes, jack-o’-lanterns, and a bag full of mini candy bars 🍫 They also explore the curious history of trick-or-treating. From “souling” and guising to knocking on doors for candy instead of prayers (a definite upgrade). The Gruesome Twosome take things back to the present with some personal Halloween favorites: the costumes that slayed 👩🏼‍🍳 the candy that stayed (and the ones that should’ve been left at the bottom of the bowl), and what they’re getting up to this spooky season. Expect laughs, light-hearted chaos, nostalgic nostalgia, and maybe a ghost or two lurking around the edges. So grab a pumpkin-spiced something, light the mood lighting (or a candle if you’re feeling witchy), and join us for an episode that’s equal parts history lesson and Halloween hangout. 🎃✨

Oct 28, 202551 min

S3 Ep 102The Serpent's Blessing

In this solo dive, Amber sheds her mortal skin to explore the legend of Medusa. She is a symbol of power, protection, and reclamation. From her ancient origins to rituals that honor her energy, we untangle how the serpent-haired goddess continues to inspire survivors and seekers alike.We’ll also explore how the High Priestess tarot card mirrors Medusa’s mystery, which is a reminder that intuition and strength often wear the same face.If you or someone you love needs help, please reach out to the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or text START to 88788. You are not alone. 🖤

Oct 21, 202531 min

S3 Ep 101THA MOOOOON

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics howl at the sky and bask in the glow of THA MOOOOON 🌕✨ You can expect to hear all about the moon’s shining moments. Every full moon of the year, why they got their names, and what they look like lighting up the night. Learn about the magic behind the most recent Harvest Moon, while the other spills the tea on the upcoming Beaver Moon (yes… it’s a real thing). 🦫 And since The Gruesome Twosome's birthdays are just a day apart, we checked what the moon was up to when we were born and discovered some divine feminine energy that felt very on brand 💃🏻💃🏻 Get ready for cosmic giggles, moon myths, and a whole lot of lunar love ✨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Oct 14, 202541 min

S3 Ep 100Hex and the City

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics conjure up the dark glamour of American Horror Story: Coven as they finish their haunted Movie/TV sets series 🎥 From the bewitching streets of New Orleans to the real legends that inspired the series 🦇 Amber and Lesley explore the magic and mayhem woven into every spell. But things get especially eerie when they uncover the story of an actress who, while performing a real Latin chant on set, may have summoned something far more serious than the script intended 😱😱 Grab your sage, light a candle, and join the coven—this episode blurs the line between Hollywood illusion and genuine hoodoo.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Oct 7, 202545 min

S3 Ep 99Hot, Cursed and Confused

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In this week's episode The Mystics pull back the velvet curtain on Hollywood’s haunted side 👻 starting with the chilling legacy of Rebel Without a Cause. Between tragic accidents 🏎️mysterious deaths, and unsettling coincidences surrounding its stars 🤔 this classic film feels more cursed than cool. But true to form, the deep dive doesn’t stay on track for long 🥴 Soon the conversation spirals into rants about Red Bulls, Amber and Lesley's oddly specific obsession with behind-the-scenes access, and a few random detours that may be proof they’re cursed by chaos themselves 😀😄 The Gruesome Twosome doesn't quite make it to movie number two this round (oops!) Don't forget to tune in next time for Amber's cursed pick, guaranteed to bring even more spine-tingling Hollywood lore ⭐⭐THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenNatalie WoodTimesuck Episode about NatalieSal MineoNick AdamsJames Dean

Sep 23, 202533 min

S3 Ep 98Provolone and Afraid

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics slice into the eerie legends of 🧀 Cheesman Park in Denver, CO. From its unsettling history as a cemetery-turned-green-space ⛲ to the spooky spirits said to wander its pathways 👻 This episode dives into why some believe the park is cursed. Of course, things wouldn’t be complete without a side tangent into Colorado’s most haunting style choice... “Colorado casual." Where jeggings and flannels reign supreme 🥾 With plenty of laughs, a dash of chills, and a sprinkle of cheese, Provolone and Afraid serves up the perfect mix of spooky and silly 🪦

Sep 16, 202558 min

S3 Ep 97The Hills Have Ice

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In this week’s episode the Mystics trek into the chilling mystery of the Dyatlov Pass Incident 🏔️ Amber and Lesley explore the story of nine experienced hikers whose fateful journey through the Ural Mountains ended in tragedy, leaving behind bizarre injuries 🤕 unanswered questions 🤔 and one of history’s coldest cold cases ❄️ From Yetis and aliens to Soviet secrecy, they sift through the strangest theories and unsettling facts with curiosity and respect, while still keeping things a little light to keep the frostbite away. Was it something paranormal lurking in the snow ☃️ or a very human danger hidden in plain sight? 🐻 Bundle up and join us as The Gruesome Twosome uncover “The Hills Have Ice.”THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenThe IncidentThe New YorkerDylatovPass.comStrangeoutdoors.comDylatov Pass Google Map

Sep 9, 202555 min

S3 Ep 96FBI's Most Mildly Annoying

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In this week’s episode the Mystics break into their own FBI files 🗃️ to uncover the very mildly suspicious activities that probably got them flagged 🥴 From Amber's undying belief that crystals and essential oils could heal a broken leg, to Lesley's never-ending rant about a certain politician who may or may not secretly be the Zodiac Killer 💌 These “case files” are less about national security and more about why the FBI is rolling their eyes 🙄 Tune in for laughs, questionable wellness tips, and a reminder that if we’re on a watchlist, it’s definitely the Most Mildly Annoying one 😀

Aug 26, 202551 min

S3 Ep 95Rug Dealers Anonymous

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics unroll a bizarre 🙃corner of TikTok where two New York men are taking “street performance” to a whole new level.. by becoming actual rugs 🏉 That’s right: one silently sneaks underfoot without consent 🤢 the other proudly charges for the privilege of stepping on him 🤑 Is this performance art, a questionable hustle, or just plain creepy? Join The Gruesome Twosome as they laugh their way through the world of carpet art and debate whether these rug dealers deserve applause… or a vacuum. 🫧

Aug 19, 202545 min

S3 Ep 94Bro Where's My Beanstalk

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics go big, literally, as they explore whether giants once roamed the Earth 🌎 From eyebrow-raising newspaper reports in the 1800s and 1900s, to biblical tall tales, to mountains that suspiciously resemble a nap-taking giant 😴 Amber and Lesley are chasing every oversized breadcrumb they can find. Of course there's speculation (in the most highly scientific, definitely-not-made-up way) about what might have led to their extinction. So grab your magic beans and a sturdy ladder because Bro, Where’s My Beanstalk is about to take you to new heights ⛰️THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenAncient Origins on GiantsSerpent Mound Friends of the Serpent MoundRobert WadlowLovelock Cave

Aug 12, 202553 min

S3 Ep 93Not So Jolly Rogers

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In this week's episode, The Mystics accidentally set sail into the same chaotic waters 🌊Lesley dives into the life of Stede Bonnet 👱🏻‍♂️a wealthy landowner turned into a wanna be bad boy pirate captain. Amber, on the other hand, boarded the infamous ship of none other than Blackbeard himself, Queen Anne's Revenge ⛵ Little did they know, these two stories crash into each other like a cannonball to the hull 💣 It’s a tale of frilly shirts, questionable life choices, and a pirate bromance no one saw coming. Grab your eyepatch and prepare for a voyage through the golden age of piracy in Not So Jolly Rogers. 🏴‍☠️THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenStede Bonnet, the Gentleman PirateOuterland North Carolina, on the Real Stede BonnetStede Bonnet, DNCRThe Smithsonian on Stede

Aug 5, 202527 min

S3 Ep 92We Summoned Halsey

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In this week's episode, The Mystics spill about a magical night under the stars at Red Rocks 🪨 Amber is a ride-or-die Halsey fan and brought Lesley along for the cult meeting for a vibe that could only be described as chaotic ethereal 🫖think Alice in Wonderland energy, killer views, and... a surprise guest appearance from a cockroach squad 🪳The Gruesome Twosome chat about the absolute serve that was Halsey’s performance 💃🏻how they may or may not have summoned something otherworldly (besides Halsey herself), and the ghostly history lingering around the venue 👻🪓It's giving a haunted fairy tale with a dash of girl dinner energy. Grab a drink, light a candle, and come relive the night with us ✨

Jul 29, 202555 min

S3 Ep 91Manifest the Vibe, Not the Budget

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics celebrate like no is paying as they plan their ultimate birthday bash 🎂No budget required! Amber envisions a peaceful escape into the woods, where the vibes are grounded and the cell service is nonexistent 🌲⛺ Lesley on the other hand? She’s booked a private villa for 50, complete with bottomless cocktails 🍸glam squads, and a poolside host who may or may not be British. From forest fairy to party queen 👑we’re manifesting all the birthday energy we deserve, even if our bank accounts disagree.

Jul 22, 202545 min

S3 Ep 90Solar-Powered and Slightly Feral

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This week, Amber channels Aphrodite 💋 and breaks down her favorite rituals for keeping the vibe high and the chaos low. Think: yoga that doubles as mood magic 🧘‍♀️, meditations that sometimes just turn into naps 🕯️, and energy work that’s basically just emotional laundry. It’s self-care with a side of goddess-level sass. ✨

Jul 15, 202527 min

S3 Ep 89Moon-Drunk and Slightly Unhinged

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In this week’s episode, The Mystic conjures up her daily rituals 🪄 from cinnamon ☕ stirred intentions to sports seat swapping superstitions passed down from her mom (who may or may not be hiding in a closet with a radio 📻) Lesley shares the small but mighty ways she brings a little magic into the mundane, including witch bells on the front door 🔔 moon water offerings to Màni 🌕 and protective crystal bundles 💎 Along the way, we get into the surprising histories behind knocking on wood and why it’s good manners to leave a pinecone if you’re taking a tree branch 🌲 Whether you’re full witchy vibes or just here for the cozy chaos, this episode proves that the little things do hold power ✨

Jul 8, 202519 min

S3 Ep 88Get Your Floaties On, Bank Boy

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics dive headfirst into the icy 🧊 depths of one of the wildest Titanic conspiracy theories: was it actually the Olympic that sank, all in the name of a juicy insurance payout 🕵🏼‍♀️ Lesley channels their inner maritime detective, guiding Amber and the Explorers through swapped ships, shady billionaires, and some suspiciously convenient coincidences 🚢 It’s got rich guys, cover-ups, and a whole lot of nautical nonsense. So grab your floaties, bank boy, it’s time to go overboard 🛟

Jul 1, 202551 min

S3 Ep 87Living the Dream

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In this week's episode, The Mystics wander into the world of dreams as they dive headfirst into the surreal world of lucid dreaming 😴😴 From ancient practices and sleep scrolls to the guy who officially coined the term (spoiler: it wasn't Inception), Amber and Lesley explore how people throughout history have tried to take the wheel in their dreams 🚗 Expect some practical tips on how to train your brain to know when you're dreaming, because what's more powerful than realizing you're in a dream and deciding to ride a dragon or confront your ex with confidence? 💪🏻 So fluff your pillow, grab your dream journal, and join us for an episode that’s truly… Living a Dream.

Jun 17, 202558 min

S3 Ep 86Texts From Odin

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics rune-read their way into fate’s inbox. Amber delivers a crash course on Norse runes. CliffsNotes, they are part alphabet, part magical hotline to the gods ☎️ One Mystic gets a chill, soul-soothing reading 🧘🏻‍♀️while the other's message is more “lost in translation” than “life-affirming.” 🥴 From calm clarity to cosmic riddles, join The Gruesome Twosome for an episode full of ancient vibes, questionable interpretations, and a lot of good-natured psychic shade 🪨THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Jun 10, 20251h 8m

S3 Ep 85I'm a Holly, and That Explains Everything

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In this week's episode, the mystics branch out into the ancient world of the Celtic Tree Zodiac, where your birthdate determines which majestic tree defines your soul. 🌲 Both Amber and Lesley are Hollys (surprise!), and let’s just say… that explains everything. From the noble Oak to the poetic Willow, The Gruesome Twosome run through all 13 tree signs with plenty of laughs, a few identity crises, and maybe one or two shady jabs at the Ivy 🌿 Light-hearted, a little leafy, and wildly accurate, this episode might just help you understand yourself… or at least give you an excuse for your personality quirks.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenCeltic Tree Astrology by the Oak Hill Garden

Jun 3, 20251h 7m

S3 Ep 84Fast Pass to an Afterlife

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In this week's episode, The Mystics ride the rails of doom as they dive into the haunted and horrifying history of roller coasters that did a little too much 🎢 From the deadly derailment of the Rough Rider in 1910 Coney Island to a chilling trip on the Texas Giant 🎠 The Gruesome Twosome are looking at rides that left more than just stomachs behind—they left ghost stories 👻 Just when you think the ride’s over, Amber reads a Reddit tale from a poor soul who endured a 13-hour coaster experience from hell. (Spoiler: there are bodily functions involved.) 🥴🥴 Strap in, keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle, and maybe say a little prayer—because this episode is a Fast Pass… straight to the afterlife.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenThe Rough Rider – Coney IslandThe Big Dipper – Battersea ParkThe Mindbender – Galaxyland, Alberta, CanadaThe Texas Giant (Pre-Retrofit) – Six Flags Over TexasI'm the Sole Survivor of a roller coaster... Reddit story

May 6, 20251h 15m

S3 Ep 83I'd Swipe Right (But I'm into Red Flags)

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In this week's episode the Grimm Mystic spreads her wings and flutters straight into the ominous (but somehow still charming?) legend of the Mothman 🦋 From the chilling 1966 sightings that shook Point Pleasant, West Virginia, to the town’s full-blown obsession complete with a statue, museum, and yearly festival 🥳 this shortie dive covers all the doom, gloom, and unexpected romance you didn’t know you needed. If red flags are your love language, Mothman just might be your guy 😍THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenMapHub Mothman HistoryMothman History Cont.r/WestViriginaMothman Statue

Apr 29, 202527 min

S3 Ep 82I'd Swipe Right

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That’s right, folks—this week it’s just me, flying solo and spiraling gloriously into my favorite cryptid: the unicorn. Yes, technically they’re sparkly horses with a horn, but don’t let the glitter fool you—these mythic beasts have a surprisingly weird history. From biblical cameos to 80s trapper keepers, unicorns have been prancing through our collective imagination like they own the place. Are they real? Who cares. Are they fabulous? Absolutely. Tune in for questionable facts, strong opinions, and zero shame.

Apr 22, 202530 min

S3 Ep 81Gentle Ghosting

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics plot their paranormal posthumous presences 👻Ever wondered how The Gruesome Twosome will keep things spooky after they kick the bucket? Spoiler alert: it involves haunted dolls, passive-aggressive geese, and microwave clocks that just won’t quit flashing “666.” 👺 Amber and Lesley are dishing out their top-tier ghosting strategies 👻👻 From lovingly lingering in your kitchen appliances to full-on goose possession🪿 It's part petty, part poetic, and fully ridiculous. Join us as they map out their spectral style and decide who gets haunted... and who just gets the silent treatment from the other side.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Apr 15, 20251h 1m

S3 Ep 80Bad Vibes After Bedtime

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In this week’s episode, The Mystics wander into the weird, sharing their creepiest after-dark encounters that had them second-guessing every twig snap and shadow 😨😱 Lesley recalls a night under the stars that took a hard left turn into cryptid territory, while Amber is unsure if she may have come face-to-snout with the legendary Wolf Man 🐺 Was it folklore come to life—or just a sleep-deprived imagination? Either way, the vibes were bad and bedtime was officially canceled 🙅‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ Get cozy, grab a flashlight, and join us for this spooky-but-silly stroll through the supernatural.THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Apr 8, 202548 min

S3 Ep 79Staring Contest Champions

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In this week's episode, The Mystics squint into the shadows of history as they uncover the legend of the Moon-Eyed People 🌚 The mysterious, pale-skinned, nocturnal beings said to have roamed the Appalachian mountains before vanishing into myth 🧿👄🧿 Were they ancient Welsh settlers? Albino cryptids? Or just a civilization that really needed sunglasses? 😎 Lesley thinks she has found the origin when she stumbles into the story of Prince Madoc (Wales’ most ambitious illegitimate son), decode the ancient stone walls of Fort Mountain 🗻 and follow a botanist’s unexpected encounter with Moon-Eyed expats in Panama 🌴 Buckle up, because this one’s a real eye-opener!THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby GoldenA beautifully written travel article on the areaAll That's Interesting articleThe Appalachian Storyteller YouTube videoThe Why Files YouTube Video

Apr 1, 202558 min

S3 Ep 78FUGGERY

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In this week's episode, The Mystics bargain their way into the world's cheapest rent 🏡just $0.96 a year 😲 Welcome to Fuggerei, a tiny town in Germany where the cost of living is straight out of a fairy tale 🫅But before you start packing your bags, there’s a catch—one that involves a medieval millionaire who was absolutely petrified of Purgatory 👺 Join Amber and Lesley as they unravel the bizarre history of this philanthropic fear-fueled housing project, the surprisingly strict rules for its residents, and why Jakob Fugger might just be the most generous (and most anxious) landlord of all time 🫰 Tune in for laughs, history, and a rent deal that sounds way too good to be true!THE IMPORTANT LINKS AND CRED📸 Cover Art by Rainbowfishdesign🎶 The Grimm Mystics Theme Song by Bear Golden and Abby Golden

Mar 25, 202541 min