The God Pod

God and Jesus give thanks and talk about what not to talk about during Thanksgiving dinner. A horse gets loose on a plane, Alaska isn't an island, and Tik Tok goes nuts. Pink defeats Moms for Liberty, and Orcas are on the hunt again. Yachtzee! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod

God complains that Jesus can't be more like that Mr. Beast. God and Jesus react to the latest Marvel flop as well as the amazing 'Loki' finale. Jesus signed up for his own account on the 'Covenant Eyes' monitoring app, and has much to report. God and Jesus celebrate the big election victories in Ohio. God personally rebukes J.D. Vance. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT on 'No Nut November.' NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod

God and Jesus discuss crypto-bro Sam Bankman-Fried going to prison, Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg being indicted, and the latest insane revelations about new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. God and Jesus discuss in-depth the crisis in Israel, surging public support for a cease-fire, and the potential fallout on the US 2024 presidential election. GOD POD MISSION STATEMENT: Here at 'The God Pod,' we embark on a satirical journey through the news, aiming to not only help our listeners digest the complexities of current events but also make them laugh along the way. Our distinctive approach offers a divine twist by presenting the news and insights from the perspectives of God and Jesus. We are deeply committed to pushing back against the rising waves of Christian nationalism and the shadows of fascism that have taken hold in our nation. Our goal is to provide a counterbalance through humor, wit, and thoughtful commentary. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod

It's The God Pod Halloween Reverse Rapture Spectacular! YAR!!! God and Jesus welcome Matthew Perry to Heaven and remember his life. God laughs at Mike Pence dropping out. God and Jesus discuss new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who thinks dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago. Buckle up! IT'S TIME FOR A REVERSE RAPTURE! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod

God and Jesus discuss the latest in the war in the Middle East. They also discuss why Jon Stewart quit his show on Apple Plus, Elon Musk shooting at his Cybertruck, and everybody Trump knows flipping on him in court. Finally, God and Jesus answer questions from their patrons. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod

God and Jesus discuss the week that was, which feels like 9/11 just happened all over again. What is the solution for terrorism? How is it possibly…genocide? How can the world stand by and watch? Has the whole world lost its mind? God and Jesus respond. Also in this episode, God and Jesus discuss late-stage capitalism and take questions from humans. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT. NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod

God and Jesus respond to current crisis in Israel and Palestine the best way they know how. Also discussed today: What the hell is happening with the republicans in Congress? Should teachers be FIRED for having an OnlyFans account? Do Amish people use cell phones? How much better would your life be if religion had never existed? Finally, God reveals why he injured Aaron Rodgers. FOLLOW GOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC NEW EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY Follow the God Pod on all podcasting and social media platforms: https://linktr.ee/godpod

God and Jesus make Supreme Court predictions on all the big cases coming in the next several months. On God Pod True Crime, God and Jesus discuss the arrest of Tupac's killer. Elon Musk doesn't know how to wear a cowboy hat, and Taylor Swift-Kelce is hated by the right wing for some reason. God and Jesus react to several viral TIk Tok stories. Finally, Bambi has fallen. SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC NEW EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY! The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

The Rapture didn't happen…again! God and Jesus discuss the start of the God Pod Blasphemy Project. The writers win the writer's strike in grand fashion, Taylor Swift and Britney Spears give Jesus the vapors, and a Senator is hoarding gold bricks. All this and more on this episode of the God Pod! Watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/XpxKM2OtzNY SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC NEW EPISODES MONDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

God and Jesus discuss the aftermath of 'That 70's Show' actor Danny Masterson getting sentenced to 30 years in prison for rape. God smites all the celebrities who wrote him letters of support. God and Jesus remember 9/11 and what the world is like 22 years later. Finally, Jesus gets covid for the first time. Watch the full video of this episode here (final 60 minutes): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1922888324 SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC NEW EPISODES MONDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

God and Jesus hang out in a hot-tub on the beach and welcome Jimmy Buffett to Heaven. They discuss the future of the God Pod: The Most Blasphemous Podcast In Existence, the disastrous Burning Man 2023 Music Festival, and the plague coming back. Later on they answer questions from humans. If you prefer, watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/27efNmNmNBI SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC NEW EPISODES MONDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

The Unholy Trinity reacts to Trump's Mugshot on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod: God, Santa, and The Holy Spirit, back from a week of vacation, talk about God's new hot tub and multiple Speedo lumps, God's meated-up fat schlong, the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, Trump's mug mugshot, and Oppenheimer's forbidden nipples. Will God bait the Holy Spirit into a Scottish accent? Will Trump achieve his aspirational prison weight? Is Carlos Santana Santa's third cousin twice removed? Will Santa win Twitch? Disoriented? You won't be after this episode of the God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On The God Pod's 2023 Greatest Hits… So Far: You'll get a hope boner and a contact high reliving Moses getting anally probed, shooting down rainbows from the woke sky, the orangutan CIA, Mitch trippin', the Easter Bunny's battle with Jesus, and bird-splaining to a cynical Holy Spirit. Will God and Moses start wearing pants? Why did Captain America do nothing about Jim Crow laws? Will Satan and MTG get married? Does the moon exist? You'll never know if you don't listen to The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! This episode is brought to you by Focus on the Family* *Ha! Did you really think we would promote those losers? WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

It's hot indictment summer on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod: God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit spend week five of the Barbie fallout making fun of Trump's 4th indictment and his predictable breaking of the gag order. Jesus fights off evangelicals of Trumpianity who think his teachings are too weak and liberal, nothing but love for the dove when the Holy Ghost blesses up Ohio for rejecting Issue 1, and God sorta does an impression of Bill Maher. Will Biden win the White House with pushup contests? Is Jesus too woke? Is Barbie a conservative movie? Is God sending spiders to cause permanent erections? What would Jesus smoke? Curious? Well, stop loitering and listen to the latest episode of the God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

The state of the world makes God sing "Everything Is Awful" on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod. God and Satan plan a vacation to see the phallic monuments of Albania whilst also raising money for Maui, God gets crunchy, DeSantis goes on a weird face journey, Clarence Thomas is named the king of vacations, The Four Horsemen of Bad Dancing appear, and a judge tells Trump to STFU. Will God blow Satan's mind? Will the Humans be moved to do something about climate change? Will Moses ever stop wandering? Who is Lil Tay? Stick around because all of these important and not-so-important questions will be revealed to you on the next God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

God smites Trump on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod with Jesus and the Holy Spirit, aka the Holy Trinity, who put $20 on hope and do battle against technical difficulties, lying angels, the English language, bacterial vaginosis, and smug woman hating incel with a notepad, Ben Shapiro. Will God really smite Trump? Will Santa return? Will Biden stop ruining sports? Will Musk wrestle Zuck? Will God win the lottery? Is Jesus a two pump chump? Bewildered? You won't be after this mind expanding episode of The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

GOD AND SATAN LAUGH AT TRUMP'S ARREST God and Satan laugh at Trump's arrest and "I'm an idiot defense" on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod. It's a Mr. Trump IndictmentFest as Earth 616 burns. Satan goes into gorilla mode and summons birds to take over Planet Zoo, and God descends to Satan's personal hell to fight the powerful high speed stupidity of whiny robot Ben Shapiro. Will Jennifer go to Trifling Hell? Were God and Satan lovers? Will MetalHippie420 correct Satan? Will Trump go to Yale or jail? Stop what you're doing and tune in now to find out on the God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

GOD SMITES GLITCH MCCONNELL On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, it's a head scratcher when Jesus, Santa, the Holy Spirit, and God welcome Pee-wee Herman to Heaven, celebrate drag queen Flamy Grant's #1 hit on the Christian music charts, and try to save the heathens from Dick Clark, James Corden's belly, and Glitch McConnell. Is Jesus Kenough? Would Cardi B catch a baby? Will God ban phones in heaven? Will Jesus play Barbie Detective? Is Santa a grower or a shower? What is the meaning of life? All your questions will be answered, well, except one or two, on the next God Pod: Have It Yahweh! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. BALLS DEEP SPACE 69 On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, Mary Mags teams up with God to smite systemic racism and the axis of rightwing evil Ron DeSantis, Jason Aldean, and bungling Trump. Will God defeat the cable guy? Will Mary clean up God's mess? Will they remember who made the American flag? Will they go balls deep space 69? Confused!? You won't be after this very special episode of the God Pod: Have it Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. JESUS GIVES BARBIE A GLOWING REVIEW! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, God and Jesus descend to earth after hearing about the rise of the Evil X Corp, only to be met by Ben Shapiro's Barbie fire doll collection and trend-jackers distracting the masses from truth. Will God and Jesus save Barbie-mas? Will God remember that he made penis fish? Will God and Jesus get kicked out of the movie theater after sneaking snacks in from Heaven Eleven? Is a taco a sandwich? These questions and more will be answered on the next God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD, SATAN, AND BARBENHEIMER! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod, it's a Barbenheimer world when Satan and God go union strong and fight for the rights of Darth Vader impersonators while smiting the dark forces of TikToker scabs. Satan does shrooms with Janet Yellen as the earth heats up and as the prosecutions heat up on Trump. God and Satan kick up the smiting a notch on right-wing country singer Jason Aldean, and Biden joins them to smite Marjorie Taylor Greene in a new ad. Will Satan see Oppenheimer and Barbie with God? Is Satan Hasan Piker? Will Satan get Amazon Prime? Will God give angels genitals? All these questions and more will be answered on the next God Pod: Have It Yahweh! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD AND JESUS SUPPORT EVERYONE ON STRIKE! It's another mission impossible on twitch.tv/thegodpod when the three amigos Santa, Jesus, and God find themselves in battle from coast to coast with movies that are too long, magical thinking, toilet paper, trigger-happy baseball cops, and their archenemies Trump, Lauren Boebert, and Tucker Carlson of the radical Fart Right. Will they save the world from billionaires? Will Santa get his computer to work? Will Jesus be brainwashed into joining Scientology? Find out on the next episode of The God Pod!! Don't miss God's New Commandment for billionaires!! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. NO REST FOR THE WICKED There's no rest for the wicked on twitch.tv/thegodpod when God and Mary Mags team up to smite evil capitalist movie execs hellbent on starving writers and stealing the likeness of actors. The deity duo then finds themselves up against the America for profit industry, the dancing TikTok doctor, White Nationalist Sen. Tommy Tuberville, and fat-phobic fascists! Will they make it through the show without going insane? But it's not all bad news when the FDA approves an over-the-counter birth control pill and Hollywood actors join writers in a historic strike to fight the good fight! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. TOXIC BILLIONAIRE PEEN CONTEST Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and God unite on twitch.tv/thegodpod to form the Holy Trinity in an epic battle against good luck bird poop, billionaire peens, lying robots, Jesus' weird habit of eating hotel hallway leftovers, Guy Fieri hobnobbing with Trump, and the dark Twitter overlord Elon calling Zuck a cuck as the temporary joy of Threads spreads throughout the land. And don't miss Blessings and Smites! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. MOMS OF STUPIDITY! Satan and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod. While God is away hiding dinosaur bones, he gets inspired by Mr. Beast to giveaway $200 to a random Twitch follower. Meanwhile, Satan parties hard with the Dems but forgets his coke at the White House, creating a cable news feeding frenzy. All hell breaks loose when a human defaces the Colosseum; a new villain appears as the female Andrew Tate, who says women shouldn't vote; and Zuckerberg comes from behind to smash Threads over Musk's bird, thus winning the billionaire social media championship. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. MOMS OF STUPIDITY! Jesus and God stream live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to save humanity from a Christian web designer, real-time bigotry, voting corporations, and the fascist group Moms of Liberty. God smites Twitch haters by denying them the right to laughter, Jesus preaches to the masses against Twitter's new rules, and God finally answers the age-old question: Should you buy a waterbed? Will God and Jesus convert to the Church of Butt Sex? Will they play Mario Kart on shrooms? Don't miss this exciting episode of the God Pod! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. THE SUPREME COURT SUCKS! Mary Mags and God unite live on twitch.tv/thegodpod armed with the court of public opinion and mind changing facts to walk viewers through the valley of dumb, surrounded on all sides by an out-of-control SCOTUS, institutional racism, internet soundbites, Christofascists, a shirtless Robert F. Kennedy, idiotic arguments, and horns honking at heaven's garage door! Will they succeed? Will they fear no evil? Tune in to find out! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Jesus Christ Superstar, government employee Santa, and God battle creepy AI Jesus and the evil blinding video of Trump taking a dump at the Blind Faith and Free Dumb CONvention. The action continues when Jesus goes to a Pride parade, Santa disposes of scientists crashing his workshop, and Elon's mommy forbids him to cage fight with Zuckerberg. Come for the blessings, stay for the SMITES! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. A New Commandment For Billionaires Satan joins God live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to discuss Jim Gaffigan, onomatopoeias, flaccid horns, ethically sourced organic porn, and the Top 10 Dumbest Ways To Die. Satan teaches everyone about the wonders of birdwatching and grilling. God and Satan then descend into Fox News Hell to judge the "Faith" and "Freedom" Hypocrisy Conference, featuring Carl "death warmed over" Rove. God sprinkles a list of people who are not dead yet throughout the episode, so make sure to write them down because there will be a test next week. And last but not least, God's New Commandment for billionaires!!! WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Join God, Jesus and Santa for another rollicking live episode recorded on twitch.tv/thegodpod. First, God delivers the TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR ATHEISTS! Jeopardy contestant heathens can't answer a simple question, satanic products at Hobby Lobby lead to boycott, and Megan Fox accused of witchcraft by a huge weirdo. Also, cracker barrel has fallen! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Mary Mags returns to rejoice in the rewards of the wicked with God, discuss Trump's indictment, hope boners, Pat Robertson still being dead, and conservatives' Top Ten Whataboutism Defenses Of Trump. Join God and Mary as they struggle to watch Fox News together. They discuss a Russian global cyber attack, Dems and anti-trumpers uniting, and polls for the presidential race in 2024. Mary gets nothing but love on 'Listener Feedback.' And don't miss Blessings and Smites!!! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

The Holy Trinity hosts another live twitch.tv/thegodpod episode to discuss the Reddit strike, the Tony Awards, and the Top Ten Places Trump Will Flee To. On 'World New,' Bill Barr says Trump is toast, a jackass says "what?" and Trump is cool with espionage and big dumps, botox-ed Guilfoyle defends Trump, Jeanine gaslights, and Trump doubles down on hate. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if Jesus had imaginary friends growing up, if Mary Mags washed Jesus' crusty feet with her hair, could Jesus get his boyfriend pregnant, did Jesus enjoy being a carpenter, If Jesus was straight, who would be his type, why doesn't Jesus' sash have the Pride Progressive colors, and did God consult Mike Pence on his slogan. On 'What Would Jesus Do?' You'll be amazed at The Time Paradox, and The Ultimate Sacrifice. And a brand New Commandment! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Satan and God celebrate the Pride Month miracle of the passing of Pat Robertson, answer questions from Twitch Chatters, and read the Top Ten Hobbies of Satan in His Free Time. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll discover what Pat Robertson's first day in Hell was like, if Satan likes country music, what happens to evangelicals when they wake up in Hell, if Satan was present during Ron DeSadness' Twitter launch, and if Satan is in the FBI. On 'World News,' discuss the end of the world skies in New York, the Trump indictment, Pence's reaction to the DOJ targeting Trump, and Chris Christie's response to Trump's insult. On 'What Would Satan Do?' You'll find out what he would do if someone was sent to hell by accident, and does he release souls from Hell if they ask nicely. Don't change the channel before you hear 'A Message From Satan!' THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

God, Jesus, and Santa go live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to answer questions from followers, and read the Top Ten Ways Republicans Respond When Asked To Define 'Woke.' On 'World News,' DeSantis, disgusted by empathy and common decency, declares war on the woke mind virus, Nikki Haley auditions to be Trump's vice president on Tapper, Mike "Euphemism" Pence rode and roasted on the ride and digs deep from the well of hypocrisy on religious bigotry, Sean "Gaslighter" Duffy claims he hasn't seen one white supremacist, a Republican senator says 'I don't want reality' in a hearing on race and education, the Bible is banned in Utah elementary and middle schools for 'vulgarity or violence,' and a Utah school district that banned the Bible considers removing the Book of Mormon. Don't miss The God's Honest Truth: Woke Mind Virus Edition! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Mary Mags joins God to discuss what's missing from sci-fi and the brazy 'Top 10 Corporate Slogans For Gay Pride Month!' On 'World News,' Trump too dumb to know everyone is recording him and could face charges under the Espionage Act, AOC calls out Elon Musk for fingering Turkey's elections, Twitter claims their dog ate EU disinformation code, Twitter now worth less than a used free bookshelf on Craigslist, the Pride Month demon meme backfires, and 74% of voters want $20 min wage so they can actually friggin live! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE'RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

The Holy Trinity unites on this live Twitch episode to discuss overeating at Six Flags, Joey Mandarino's stupid tweet, the Succession finale, God's new baby and the 'Top Ten Things Right Wingers Will Boycott Next.' On 'World News,' no one remembers if DeSantis launched a run for the White House because they were too busy watching AOC play games online, Biden laughs at the idea of pardoning Trump, Mexican president tells Florida Hispanics not to vote for DeSantis, the church is filled with rampant sex offenders, Boebert rejected by White House for her conspiracy theories, American's are tired of their gun problems, student loans about to crush the innocent, and Biden-GOP deal bad for the poor. On 'The Lighter Side,' lawyer uses non existent legal case he got from ChatGPT and a man opens a plane door because he wanted out. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if Logan Roy is in hell, what Jesus thinks about is portrayal in "History of the World Part II," and if Jesus and Martin Scorsese are on good terms. And will Jesus finally stop loving Taylor Swift on 'What Would Jesus Do?' Don't forget to listen to God's New Commandment! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Drama! Betrayal! Penis Jokes! Judas joins Jesus and God to clear his name and reveal the 'Top Ten Awkward Moments at the Last Supper!' God and Jesus roast Judas on 'Interrogate Judas McTraitorface,' where you'll finally discover if Judas considered opening a bakery, if he's frugal, will he ever write that self-help book, what happened to his dream to open a salon, will he become a meteorologist, and much more! On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what's the deal with Omnipotence City, what animal is God's best friend, does God really like humans or is he pretending, can you clog up the channel 'venting' in the God Pod Discord, and do babies begin in heaven. On 'World News,' God doesn't have to go back to school in Texas, new survey reveals half of Americans are definitely going to hell even though they still pray to God, Target partners with Satan to sell Pride merch but pulls LGBT+ items – "WTH, Target?!" hypocrite Boebert makes the case for free birth control, the majority of Americans want to curb gun violence, John Fetterman wears magic shorts that makes conservatives' heads explode, and killer whales teach their kids to "play" with boats. And there's hope in God's New Commandment, unless you're a bigot! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On the next God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God record live on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod on a Merry Monday to read comments and answer viewer questions, talk about Pride month, and learn the 'Top Ten Funny Games For God To Play On Twitch.' Watch the replay on https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod! And make sure to follow us there! On 'World News,' Gavin Newsom wants to make a naughty list of textbook companies who caved to Florida's extremist demands, Dems trick Diane Feinstein into looking at retirement homes, Lauren Boebert says husband doesn't drink Bud Light as she kicks empty cans of Bud Light under couch, Bud Light, tired of controversy, releases camouflage bottle so no one can find their beer, the Frankmobile formerly known as the offensive Weinermobile is coming to a dumb parade near you, and an AI photo of Elon Musk kissing robots makes millions of people puke a little bit in their mouths. On 'The Adventures of Young Jesus,' you'll hear exclusive never before heard stories like 'The Marvelous Miracle Of The Lost Kitten,' 'The Spectacular Sandcastle Contest,' 'The Enchanted Forest Exploration,' 'The Great Fishermen's Feast,' and 'The Curious Case of the Vanishing Bread.' On 'What Would Jesus Do?' You'll learn what he would do for a Klondike bar and if he were trapped on an iceberg without his powers. On 'Ask Santa,' you'll discover if Santa is vaccinated and WTF is up with the penguins. And God has a New Commandment, so don't miss it! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Follow the God Pod on Twitch! https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags joins God to discuss the 'Top Ten Things Conservatives Think Make You Gay (But Actually Don't.') On 'World News,' Latinos realize Republican states aren't Good Samaritans, out of state ID's for immigrants not accepted in Florida and Texas, truckers strike against Ron DeSantis, Florida teacher policed for playing Disney movie with gay character, Disney pulls 1 billion Florida plug, Joe Biden is up 7 points, more indictments for Trump equals huge boost for Dems, Dianne Feinstein getting 'Weekend At Bernie's,' and hypocrite Lauren Boebert stops 'chasing Jesus' to save her marriage. On 'Heaven News,' Divine Drag Squad unites, Trump poops himself, and big boy season. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if God cried when dinosaurs died, what the plumbing situation in heaven is like, who are the brides of Christ, and if cereal is soup. Don't miss God's New Commandment! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On this episode of the God Pod: The Holy Trinity with 4th wheel, Santa Claus, workshops new material. You'll discover the top 10 things that are more real than God on the 'Top 10 Things More Real Than God.' On 'The Stupid GD News.' faith leaders finally speaking out against toxic Christian Nationalists, Dems are getting scared of Trump, Texas wants to train third-graders to become war medics, locals rise up against the council by drawing penises around potholes, Loch Ness Monster hunter, Steve, is tired of his job, Florida principal almost scammed out of 100k from fake Elon Musk, and prankster goat messes with police by yelling "help!" On 'Entertainment News,' At 79, Robert DeNiro has 7th kid after condom breaks, Al Pacino and DeNiro tie on stupid Twitter poll, and writers on strike share $8 checks. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what cheese Jesus is called, if Jesus is a lich or zombie, what Jesus did when he was young, is the Holy Ghost God's dealer, who God chooses to help win sports, if God dates, did God and Mary discuss keeping Jesus, and if elves go to heaven. On 'What Would Jesus Do?' You won't believe what Jesus would do if he walked in on an orgy. On 'Heaven News,' Santa's elves bless God's grow house, Holy Spirit appears as a smudge on stained-glass and plays a prank on the Pope. On 'What's On Your Mind,' Jesus is excited about the new Zelda. And don't miss 'Holy Spirit ASMR!' The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On this episode of the God Pod: God and Satan interview special guest Nandini Jammi from CheckMyAds.org, an independent watchdog institute taking on 'The Misinformation Crusades' and its leader Tucker Carlson. You'll find out who the top blasphemers are on 'The Top Ten List of Celebrities Who Think They're More Important Than God.' On 'World News,' Donald Trump was found guilty of sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll, George Santos was arrested on 13 counts, Republicans have no dirt on Biden, and Justice Elena Kagan worries about taking free bagels from friends. On 'What Would Satan Do?,' you'll discover if Satan is more concerned with his status or reputation. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On this episode of the God Pod: Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Santa discuss totes, reefer humor, read a review from TurdNoodle, and sing tunes from 'The Band.' On 'Top Ten Most Absurd Bible Stories You Never Learned in Sunday School,' you'll learn about David and the Giant Space Octopus, Noah and the time-traveling dinosaur, Moses and the Burning Bush that Sang Show Tunes, Job's epic battle against an Army of Demonic Clowns, Jesus and the Talking Dog, and many more! On 'The Stupid GD News,' the gang cover the mass shooting in Texas by a right-wing extremist and the absurd response by Greg Abbott, a congressman who says thoughts and prayers are enough, and Marjorie Taylor Greene blames 'evil forces.' On 'Entertainment News,' opine on the tribute to Karl Lagerfeld at the Met Gala, the Hollywood writers' strike, and why the Holy Spirit despises the 80's. On 'Holy Spirit News,' you'll learn why the Holy Spirit has to fly commercial. On 'Jesus News,' Jesus channels his inner Gaga and wears sandals with socks and a crown of thorns to the Met Gala. On 'Santa News,' Santa scrambles as elf strike continues. And don't miss a very special Blessings and Smites! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags, with God as her copilot, read a four-star review and count down the top 10 most memorable moments from Charles' coronation on 'God's Top Ten List.' On 'Human News,' Trump throws a tantrum over Biden skipping coronation, Texas weatherman threatens kids with a gun, theocrat Rep Tim Burchett blames lack of Jesus for mass shootings, 61% of Americans want to ban assault weapons according to Fox poll, sugar daddy, Harlan Crow, paid for private school for Clarence Thomas' child, All Supreme Court Justices not cool with oversight, Sam Alito is a man child, robots find out what it's like to be an overworked human, Utahans can no longer rub one out to Pornhub without ID, and right-winger Steven Crowder crusades against no-fault divorce. On 'Heaven News,' cherubs are caught sneaking into Mary Mag's pop-up pot bakery, God plans to open up a water park, the Heavenly choir performs "Stairway To Heaven," and Mary reveals Jesus is not a great cook. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if God likes the idea of Trevor Noah and Tucker trade shows, if the Daily Mail is the newspaper of hell, if Eric Clapton is full of it, and if God would rather have a horizontal butt or a vertical mouth. Don't miss Mary Mags new song 'Single Deities' and God's New Commandment!!! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Jesus and Santa join God to celebrate Short King of Kings Spring, pontificate about Peter Cottontail, read a review, and talk to Sylvia from Santa's Village. You'll discover if you're an atheist on 'Top Ten Signs You're An Atheist.' On 'World News,' the Church of England celebrates Jesus's singlehood, 400+ laid off Burger King workers offered jobs with a cannabis company, TikToker sad her scheme for attention backfired, CEOs named John now outnumbered by women, Disney sues Ron DeSantis, and a brutal 2024 election ahead for republicans according to Fox News poll. On 'Jesus News,' Jesus tours wine country, endorses new Pinot Noir, launches new wine brand, hosts a wild party at Napa Valley Vineyard, swears walking on water is not a party trick, turns out to be a good tipper, responds to a heckler with a plague of locusts, and as always preaches to drink responsibly. On 'God News,' God takes a personal day, apologizes for 2020, admits to creating humans out of boredom, rolls his eyes at generic prayers for world peace, and debates Archangels over adding new deadly sin. On 'Santa News,' Elf leaders reject Santa's offer as the Elf union goes on strike, Santa's workshop shuts down as the Elf rebellion of 2023 ignites and causes a struggle to meet Christmas demand. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what Jerry Springer's first episode was in heaven and who Santa will marry, boff, and kill. And Don't miss God's New Commandment if you want to go to heaven. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On this episode of the God Pod: Satan joins God to discuss the male G Spot, phat beats, party gossip, SatanCon, and Molly. Churchgoers learn how to hook up on 'Top Ten Pick Up Lines To Use At Church.' On 'World News,' you'll learn some Tucker Carlson jokes, who to thank for Tucker losing his job, Tucker's highly offensive messages, gym talk, social media news, Twitter's fake racist Disney Junior account, SCOTUS ethically challenged, Ted Cruz's scheme to steal the 2020 election, the wildly unpopular MAGA movement, and how God called a Christian to become a porn star. On 'God And Satan News,' you'll be shocked to find out that God and Satan declare a truce, agree to go on a road trip together, Satan opening up about insecurities, God and Satan join forces to pull off the ultimate prank on humanity, Satan's epic party, and Satan opens up about his love for romantic comedies. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll discover how Satan keeps his horns stylish, his favorite workout routine, and if he ever feels guilty. On 'What Would Satan Do?' You'll clutch your pearls when you discover if Satan supports skipping school. And don't miss Satan's rap 666 Bars: Satan's Flow!!! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On the next God Pod: The prodigal son returns from Hawaii to join the Holy Ghost and God to laugh at Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired. On the 'Top Ten List,' you'll discover the top ten ways to know God doesn't exist. On 'World News,' Elmo gets attacked on Twitter, fascist Missouri trans 'snitch form' brought down like the walls of Jericho with 'Bee Movie' script trolling. On 'Heaven News,' Jesus spills the dirt to a tabloid, God admits to watching cat videos, the Holy Spirit is not a ghost, Jesus turns water into Rosé, God is not responsible for anything, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster interrupts a volleyball game. Revelations abound on 'Ask God,' when you learn if God is God of the universe or the multiverse and why Christians still use shortwave radio to broadcast the Bible. On 'What Would Jesus Do?' you'll be surprised to learn if Jesus would rescue a princess and slay a dragon to clear a bunch of refugees out of the swamp he lived in, if he would snitch on a family member for committing a crime, if he witnessed an act of injustice, and what he would do if he were in the movie 'Dogma.' Then drift off to heaven on 'Holy Spirit ASMR.' And finally, God drops a new rap song. THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

On 'God's Top Ten List,' you'll learn all the best excuses to use when you want to skip church on Sunday and work-life balance. Mary Mags joins God to discuss a lovely review about Mary from a new abortion clinic escort. On 'Human News,' Elon Musk's rocket's "rapid unscheduled disassembly" inspires jokes and memes, the Sneetches Twitter analogy, Christians demand Tennessee Republican's resignation, Lauren Boebert gets owned by drag queens, Disney spites DeSantis with an LGBTQ event at Disneyland, and the theocratic fascist gaystapo in Missouri. You'll get all caught up on the goings on in Heaven on 'Heaven News.' Mary Mags clears the air on 'Mary Magz Newz.' On 'Ask God,' you'll learn how Mary feels about being left out of "The Last Supper" painting, if Mary gets tired of being mixed up with Jesus' mom, and did Mary think Jesus turning water into wine was a trick. On 'Karaoke Battle,' God and Mary sing rewritten lyrics to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." And don't skip God's New Commandment! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

It's the God Pod 420 Special! God and cohosts Santa and the Holy Spirit hitch their wagon to a blunt and tell weed jokes, discuss career goals, the chronic, baked goods, and read Chat GPT 'Onion' style headlines about God, Santa, and the Holy Spirit. On 'The GD News,' the Satanic temple starts a charter school, God sings his weed song, Carl Sagan's 'Pale Blue Dot' bumps the bible for new NASA director's oath, Pope Francis is a F* Boy, Cosplay outlawed in Texas, propaganja, Justin Jones vs. 'Racist Bill,' and an alcoholic dog is 30 days sober. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover if deathbed repentance works, what God thinks about The Church of England considering using gender-neutral pronouns to refer to him, and whether God gets another tattoo. On 'Listener Feedback,' Holy Spirit's ASMR reviews, and no damnation for being a Santa lover. And anarchy breaks loose on the 'Santa Free-Time,' segment. THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Satan joins God to judge the end of days, discuss feelings, dog memories, SatanCon, belief struggles, and (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle) the Bango Bango convention. On 'Ask Satan,' you'll kinda learn what the devil's backbone sex position is, which actor has portrayed Satan best, the cost of Steve Seagal's soul, and whether or not you can 'put hands' on Ronald Reagan in hell. On 'The GD News,' the Bud Light cancel culture hypocrite boycott bros get woke to corporatocracy, get fooled by ultra-rightwing beer, and get laughed at by their hero Joe Rogan. On 'Ask God,' it's a revelation to learn why guys are shoving guitars down their pants, if Satan can translate a 'Murican tweet to Australian, possible hiding places for Trump, and why so many butt nerves. On 'Listener Feedback,' someone gives a $666 donation to the Satanic Temple, God sends a prophet to Seth Andrews, and gray areas in The Commandments of Sanosuke. On 'The God Pod Variety Hour,' Satan and God roast each other, God and Satan compete for survival on a deserted island and compete in a karaoke contest, And don't miss Satan and God's blessings and smites! WATCH THIS FULLY-ANIMATED EPISODE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/YHo_sjxogyY THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod

Santa and The Holy Spirit join God to form an unholy trinity and talk about the out-of-touch Republican zealots trying to ban the Mifepristone abortion pill, crooked Clarence Thomas taking luxury trip bribes, tragic Hansen stories, Jesus impressions, review Chat GPT ideas, and the Holy Spirit introduces her ASMR. On 'Ask God,' you'll discover why Hermie sounds like Torgo, if God can inspire humans to stop smoking, is the God Pod bad parenting, is Donald Trump possessed by demons, does the Holy Spirit pity the fool, what will the GQP get offended by next, and was the Garden of Eden gentrified after the fall. And God has a New Commandment! THANK YOU to our Sponsors! If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens is giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase. Go to athleticgreens.com/GODPOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod